A Dream Within a Dream editionPrev >>218214522
do methsmoke cigs jerk off
What's your pickup line
Mark "Le Deal Maker" Carney
>>218216086want some molly?
>>218216086want some candy?
Love this nigga
>>218216095balloon lips built for servicing neet cock and butthole
>>218216095The peethiopian is back to a US flag
>>218216102woman detected
>>218216086HEY YOOO BITCH!
>>218216095>>218216129Women like this repulse me. Not like in a cope way I am a horn dog but the fake lips and tons of makeup is off setting. Also her facial expressions (not her face) are vulgar and repulsive.
>>218216133not me, glowie
>>218216086ay girl, are you my big toe? cause I'd like to bang you on my coffee table
>>218216139there's something unsettling, it's wild when you see these people in person
>>218216086Ur cute
Can I get a HOYA?
ngl I really fucked up my foot bad, I was out at dinner over the weekend and as I was walking there was a big hole in the sidewalk I didn't notice and I bent my foot really bad, but I was in a group and didn't want to seem like a faggot so I just walked it off even though it hurt and I thought it would get better the next day but it's worse now
any girls here want to have sex with me
>>218216095GrossHate bimbos
>>218216180How about bimbos and it’s a Greek word
>>218216086Since I couldn't find anybody tonight I guess you're the best I can do, Hi.
>>218216177Might be a twisted ankleElevate it on some pillows while you sleep tonight
Need to move out. Staying on family property in a small town but the population is going down and the median age is going up. I'm often driving back and forth between another town multiple times a day since that's where my work and connections are.
>>218216084good times
>>218216166this is simple but it works
monday night is /cum/ game night, let's get it
>>218216177Amputation
>>218216198let's raid /brit/
>>218216086Sit on my face and piss on my balls
>>218216198I miss MNF
If you add a coconut soda and teriyaki to your stew beef it will make a nice stock
>>218216198anyone else got tabletop simulator?
>>218216086You look rough, I look rough. Cmon!
>>218216198Well I was going to play Hades II but it's a single player game.Also you guys are right, Silksong isn't fun. I can't even tell what about it isn't fun since I loved Hollow Knight, but something is just wrong with it.Hades II is great though
>>218216086i ask them for their astrological sign
>>218216086Not really a pickup line, but I compliment something I like about them early in the conversation.>Your dress/hair/etc look wonderful.
>>218216259t.late night knower
I don't believe in astrology but it doesn't surprise me I share the same sign as orange man and Kanye
>If you really think you can graduate from this school without sucking my cock you had it wrong
>>218216296*Sucks your cock*
got a like from an AI profile on a dating app today. quite grim. it's never been more pb&j otter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMPaae1Drw
>>218216259Yikes
How many years do you think Maduro is going to get?
>>21821631812
>>218216259*Pepper sprays you*
>He didn’t fake some random bullshit to get extensions on assignments.>He didn’t bribe his professors.Som people will never make it.
>>218216259>I like your boobies.
>>218216318zer0he's in on it. he'll "seek exile" in qatar and bask in the arabian sun.t. from the future
>>218216318what crime(s) could they even charge him for? he never committed a crime on US soil.
really good posts, keep it up
>>218216340It's too late. Trump offered him exile wherever he wanted/could get a while back. He didn't take it. Now he was snatched and charged. The charges are laid, he's going to prison forever.
>>218216340did canadians seek refuge in qatar to escape the indians?
>>218216338This can unironically work on the right girls.
>>218216345You could legally make the point if you're the prosecutor that cocaine he allowed to be smuggled into America. That's what they did to El Chapo
Lets grind up a few levels then we'll tackle the next dungeon
>>218216340I'm sure Canada would willingly take him
all i've had today is cookies, cheez-its, and coffee
3 gfs at the same time
a succulent chinese blicky with a switch
i think it might be smoke weed and goon time, what does the gooncord think about this
>>218216386a canadian, an american, and a mexican
>>218216343>just live in a state of delusion bro
>>218216406This you?
>>218216332I did the first one a lot never the 2nd I'd just make up some vague bullshit like a "family emergency" in an email
>>218216406i'd rather you not
Persona 5 is like 25 dollars on steam might cop it
>>218216386cant be done
Girls don't like me because I'm too nice
>>218216426is that because you aint got no persona yourself
>>218216435It's because you're an effeminate Canadian "man"
>>218216436Im a real self not persona
women always go for the bad boys. people will say they outgrow it and eventually go for the nice guy but i'm still waiting.
I had sex with my second cousin
>>218216438"your father's entire family was murdered" is legitimate trauma
>>218216189Nah it's like the foot itself the middle section to the left outer side
>>218216438oven dodger
>"I'm the nice guy"No nice guy says this
I've got banana bread in the oven. I added a tablespoon of scotch. Didn't have rum
>>218216471We know.
Maybe astrology is real I've seen a lot of examples of it fitting a person's personality Hopefully not because it's stupid
>>218216469not necessarily, i'm nice, its just different girls that you get, but dont go into simp levels "'nice"'
>>>/gif/30060508tonight's fap
>>218216486I say that and do that
think my bathroom scale is brokenthe jollymaxxing diet has taken a visible toll and yet the bastard says I am somehow lighterthis is with shit-weight and water-weight taken into consideration
>>218216426It's pretty fun. I shipped anne because I love big tiddy blonds like my ex was
>tgirl playhouse
>>218216509you should be with jason, not fapping alone to this kind of degenerate filth
I would like a harem of muscular men for my amusement
>>218216524They aren't all that accurate. They often have no means of calibration either
>>218216524I recently bought a better scale and it turns out I was 2,5 kg lighter
This is a looksmatched couple in 2026
wish i knew how computers work so you guys would stop making fun of me for using google chrome and windows 10
>>218216509how's calgary these days?
>>218216551That is a pretty drastic difference. Honestly analogue scales are the way to go if they're well made. Still cheap but should be quite accurate
>>218216562imagine having bigger tits than your gf
>>218216571Try Linux mint
They'll tell you that anti-snow magic is fake
>>218216543>>218216551BINGDONG may not be as reputable of a brand as I had initially hoped
>>218216491I made some the other day for a potluck. No alcohol though
if you listen to an old song while logged out on youtube this is the shit you get recommended
>>218216599never once had this happen to me
>>218216562doctorwhomaxxing
>>218216599wonder who he's talking about
>>218216579im not from there
>>218216562fat ugly bastards always win in the end
>>218216624*dies of heart attack at age 42*
>>218216580>>218216592I had a really old one from 8 years ago that wasn't calibrated and pretty beat up, It would fluctuate so much, one day I would be one weight and the next 2 kilos more.
>pornhub says that people should expect "sextortion" emails from attackers because of a recent data leakid like to see them even try to sextort me.
>>218216637jokes on them I'm into that
>>218216655So true.
Sorry bros but I will be turning in my truecel badge ASAP, I am no longer one of you.
my hockey team won tonight :)
>>218216562
>>218216672>analogue scaleswhats the difference between incel and truecel?
>Come for me
>>218216685Why do you keep posting this?
>>218216653kek
My kitty cat came into my bathroom while I was taking a piss and he tried to jump in front of my urine stream going into the toilet. I had to stop my piss midstream and make him leave so that I could finish my urination in peace.
>>218216588I hope they make SteamOS a full OS instead of a Xbox / Playstation / Nintendo menu kind of thing
Getting ready for eep
Look at the state of the findom community in 2026. There used to be some cuties
someone gets in front of my urine stream, that's on them
>>218216692because, i wanna pound her pussy from the inside her rectum if you 'get me'
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
>>218216726You are mentally ill
>>218216743freak status: disemboweled. crucified. raped.
>>218216743
>>218216717I'm fucking the blonde piglet
> pokemon> aka "pocket monsters"> none of them are small enough to fit in your pockettomfoolery
>>218216701My dog occasionally goes upstairs and I hear her drinking from the toilet.
>>218216764This is why I stan Digimon (digital monsters)
>>218216764klefki
>>218216764they go in pokeballs, numbnuts
>>218216764i have a fat diglett in my pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nf4Kns0i0U
Musky cock is underappreciated
>abhorrent post
if you search a pokemon's name on google, you can catch it. blew my mind just now.
I want to get drunk on watch S1 of pokemon but I cant get drunk without intaking like 6 beers
>>218216798And like you expect me to respect you now or what?
I'm really feeling fucked up in the head right now lads. As you're probably aware, there was a fire in a night club in Switzerland on New years eve. I'll greentext it.>looking up news about the night club fire>see videos, thankfully nothing too graphic>reading comments, a lot of people keep mentioning a similar incident from 2003 at a bar/club called The Station>everyone talks about this video of that incident>for some stupid reason I watch it>I even rewatch certain parts of it multiple times. It's really horrifying stuff truly just awful>maybe I'd have been relatively fine if only i'd just stopped here.>reading online discussions about The Station fire>see people mention this infamous recording that exists from that night>one of the unfortunate people who died in that incident had some recording equipment in his pocket>they managed to recover the device and it had recorded the entire thing>It's audio only>all the comments talking about how horrific it is and warning over and over not to listen to it unless you're absolutely certain you can handle it. You can never undo it once you listen to this recording.>for some stupid fucking reason I guess morbid curiosity, I listen to it>its only audio, but the quality of the recording is very, very high>I even relistened to certain parts of it twice>I really wish I hadn't heard that I don't know why I fucking clicked on that link. It didn't even hit instantly, only hours later now at night I am feeling so bad I can't even sleep I keep hearing those screams over and over again. I feel sick to the stomach legitimately think I'm going to vomit. Some things are better left unknown and this was one of those things. I could have gone the rest of my life never having known what the recording sounded like. I honest to God wish I hadn't listened. I know I sound overly dramatic but seriously I'm not joking at all I don't think I'll ever be the same anymore. I will ALWAYS take fire safety extra seriously from now on
>>218216798wont give me anything if I put in deoxysshit search engine, shit post
>>218216798cool! Only the OG 151 too. Very cool. Not a fan of almost any of the pokemon past crystal
Imagine Kirby sucking on your penis bros
>>218216813
grok summarize that post
>he doesnt like TropiusISHYTDDT
>>218216839op doomscrolls a swiss nightclub fire, gets funneled into the 2003 station fire lore, watches vids, then listens (relistens, bc ofc) to the infamous recovered audio recording despite warnings. hours later it hits: intrusive screams, nausea, insomnia, regret spiral. takeaway: some knowledge is cursed, curiosity cooked their brain, fire safety now a permanent obsession. afaict mild trauma via self-inflicted media exposure.
>>218216839shit happened!
Fire safety is cool but fitting 30 Indians into a single family home is cooler.
grok summarize the summary
I spit in the face of people who don't wanna be cool
What's the point of living if people are just going to be mean to me? I should be living in a small room at the top of a high tower like Rapunzel
>>218216878You some kind of Puerto Rican?
I like David Bowie but I don't like his last album. It felt extremely Satanic. I felt messed up for the rest of the day after I listened to it. The music and the lyrics were demonic.It is sad that he chose to finish his life with such an album.
I wanna sniff Brian's shoes after he jogs without socks
>>218216813Sorry to hear that. I have a sense of morbid curiosity that has led to some troubled nights. Fascinating Horror on YT has some well researched informative videos on cases like that, often with discussion of the causes and aftermath, like legal proceedings and reforms enacted to prevent cases like that happening again. I work in entertainment and literally everywhere I've been, including very old buildings, has multiple fire exits they point out pre performance and has the capacity posted.
I found it disturbing. For the rest of the day I felt on edge and not right.David Bowie said that he left all the occult stuff behind him in the late 1970s but it seems he went very much back into it at the end of his life.
>>218216895Blackstar? Lazarus is a great song
>>218216764They all can fit in your pocket once put into a poke ball
>>218216895DON'T FORGET TO KEEP YOUR HEAD WARMTWINKLE TWINKLE, UNCLE FLOYDWATCHING ALL THE WORLD AND WAR-TORNHOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARESAILING OVER CONEY ISLANDTWINKLE TWINKLE, UNCLE FLOYDWE WERE DUMB, BUT YOU WERE FUN, BOYHOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
>>218216895>>218216915You have schizophrenia.
>>218216922https://youtu.be/d7lbzUUXj0kso blame it on the blaaack starrrrblame it on the faaalling skyyyyyy
>>218216808i expected a thank you
>>218216922Yes Blackstar. That one song with the spooky tones and the lyrics that go like "At center of it all" was extremely demonic and it made me feel messed up for a day.
Why did he do it?
>>218216970You're so weird, man
>>218216970It's not the song that's the problem, you're just fucked in the head.
>>218216813Same happened to me, though my reaction wasn’t near what you had. I was keeping tabs on all exits in the buildings I was in today.
His 1976 album Station to Station also had occult lyrics but that one didn't feel spooky though.
Seeing more and more hot girls with ONLY fat friends. Usually a group of girls will keep a token fatty around but lately it's 3 fats and one hot. Peculiar.
>>218216975>the pol pot of the uchiha clan
>>218216915that's because the occult is real and a true reflection of our reality. wouldn't be around for hundreds of years if it wasn't.
>>218216813This is how I feel after watching the brick windshield video
gambled on a fart and lost
>>218216813Everything is going to be okay.You are not on fire and most certainly will never be on fire.You will lose your mind if you think too much about other people's deaths and traumatic experiences
>>218216915>>218216895Thanks I'll avoid listening to it. Energy is huge, I regret giving my attention to so much negative energy in the past.
dont forget to write 2026 on your important documents, /cum/mies
No wonder these things never work
>>218216895>>218216915You made me want to listen to it more
i should become a lyrical miracle backpack rapper dropping sick bars about the struggles of living in suburbia and having a good relationship with both parents.
Ameriniggas, is there any place where I can consult about your native american tribes or whatever they are called now? I'm curious about their customs and whatnot but I only know they live miserably in their camps or whatever they are.
>>218216948
>>218216994>>218217026don't encourage him he's going to get even more fucking annoying
>>218217038South Dakota, the Black Hills
>>218217030stick ur dick in it
>>218217036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
>>218217038you can try an indian casino
>>218217038Twin Peaks season 3
>>218217036You should, we need to stop glorifying being broken and fucked up and glorify normality
Brian how's your altar to Satan coming along
>>218217038Also the movie Resolution, and maybe to a lesser extent its sequel The Endless, but mostly Resolution
>this unit was working when I packed it 10 years ago but I can’t find the power cord which is why I’m selling it. Should work but no guarantees
feliz navidad
>>218216813Are you sure the recording is real? Wikipedia doesn't mention it
ngl its chad as fuck that the US can just order kidnapping mission on world leaders but we should do the same to Putin, Netanyahu, Xi and all those that dare oppose us
It is a million degrees on this house
>on
>>218216983Glad I'm not alone anon>>218216909I never liked crowds or clubs but I think now I'll seriously never consider going go such venues anymore>>218216998One of the worst videos in existence. Such a nightmare. The sheer unfair cruelty, the way its just so sudden, just awful pure awful. Almost incomprehensible to imagine such a thing happening. Every time I drive with family members in the car I think of that one. I try to always stay from behind trucks and leave a lot of space between me and any vehicle in front of me.>>218217022Thank you anon. Seriously thank you. Your post helped me calm down a good bit.
We are maybe 1 hour away from Brian spamming gay porn
Oh boy
Now she walks through her sunken dreamTo the seats with the clearest viewAnd she's hooked to the silver screen,But the film is sadd'ning boreFor she's lived it ten times or more.She could spit in the eyes of foolsAs they ask her to focus on SAAAAAAIIILOOOORSFIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL.OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO.IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOOOooowwww.take a look at the LAAWWWWWMAAAAAAANBEATING UP THE WRONG GUY.OH MAN. WONDER IF HE'LL EVER KNOWHE'S IN THE BEST SELLING SHOOOOWWwwwww.IS THERE LIFE ON MAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS?
is the feeling of being bullied by America the same feeling the Germans felt when they were constantly raped and pillaged by the Roman bvlls?
>>218217154we're actually embarrassed for you
>>218217157>controlling other nations through might makes right is embarrassing faggot
>>218217173Exxon Mobil's strongest warrior
>>218217185I have no problem with my nation seizing the resources of other nations for our own benefit and to their detriment might makes right
>>218217191how exactly are we benefitting from this?
it was fake as hell the vp couped him and hes gonna fly off to dubai thats why hes thumbs uping with a smile in all the photos
>>218217194you ever play an RTS?
>>218217194kicking russian and iranian influences out of our backyard
>>218217202yes. Now answer the question
>>218217202not telling
>>218217047>>218217056>>218217095righto, but I meant something like educational resources>>218217053I forgot about those. Do natives get along with latinxs?
>>218217204right. Iranian influence. In venezuela
>>218217038I like this youtube channel even though sometimes I have no idea what they're talking abouthttps://youtu.be/4E76p2YIpOQ
>>218217215yes, as well as Chinese
>>218217194i think it's just the way the world's going
>>218217204Do you have any thoughts in your brain besides talking points you see in the news
>>218217223how in the actual fuck do you think an impoverished third world nation thats almost entirely desert is going to have a foothold in south america
>>218217231that's kinda rude
>>218217231holy low iq low achieving bottom of the barrel worthless scum America First does not mean we are some cucked faggots that ignores the rest of the world and watches on as other nations try to cement a foothold in neighboring nations. It means we make israel and the jews our bitch and then make the rest of the worlds nations our bitch by ruling with an iron fist like Rome
Are you a chopped unc or do you have potential?
>It means we make israel and the jews our bitchhe says this with nehtanyahu's strongest golem in office and the entire republican congress taking a field trip to israel
No idea what you all are arguing about
>>218216187VGH the Isle of Bimbos
>>218217247>holymeme languageI mostly agree with you actually but I'm tired of these boring talking points and memespeak.
would you goon at 2 am
HE
>>218216187>>218217259kek
>want to go to bed>can’t getting out of bed to shitIt’s over
>>218217285Hush little kitty
>>218217256this is not an own I don't like yids
Antisemitism is a poison that kills nations
>>218217297its not meant to be an own. Its meant to tell you youre an oblivious moron
>>218217256There are some signs that President Trump is playing a long game against the yids. Most people don't believe me and you're going to laugh at this, but the enlightened ones can see it.
>>218217144Would you stay in our love story?If you stay, you won't be sorry.
>>218217303I'm not an oblivious moron I know our nation is controlled by jews which is why we must make them our bitch
>>218217285*can’t stop
>its all 5D backgammon, trust the plan fellow patriots
>>218217298Hmm
>>218217322and clearly attacking Iran and syria at Israel's order, meeting Nehtanyahu 5 times last year and getting awarded the good goy award is really helping that cause
i`m poor and jobless for that reason i must die an incel
>>218217328who puts their arm around another man like thatwhat a homo
>>218217317I'm up on the eleventh floorAnd I'm watching the cruisers belowHe's down on the streetAnd he's trying hard to pull sister FloOh, my heart's in the basementMy weekend's at an all-time low'Cause she's hoping to scoreSo I can't see her letting him goWalk out of her heartWalk out of her mindOh, not herSHE'S SO SWISHY IN HER SATIN AND TATIN HER FROCK COAT AND BIPPERTY-BOPPERTY HATOH GOD, I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT
thoughts on putting highly reflective tape on the back of my car seat and leaving it covered up with something until some asshole with extremely bright headlights starts tailgating at which point I uncover it and blind him in turn?
>>218217048It would be extremely painful
thinking of sex
>>218217172It's not nice to make fun of the mentally ill
>>218217401
>>218217395It would be extremely painful
>>218217408>the mentally illThey’re called lolcows now, Unc
Wish I had a big dick so that I could do porn
How about Steve Albenis
My ideas will change the world snd the future of humanity. There will be planets and space kings named after me.
>Night time>Get fitted out>Go smoke outside for the aesthetic>5 minutes later...>What now? I should've stayed at home.
eating cousinbergs cookies
>>218217432Male pornstars are all forced to start out getting fucked in the ass in gay porn as some sort of hazing or humiliation ritual
How do I contact porn stars for escort services?
>>218217438me everytime I go out on my days offI have no human interaction outside of work
>>218217443can i cum on those cookies?
DONT BELIIIIIIIIIEVE IN YOURSELFDONT DECIIIIIEEEEVE IN BELIEFKNOWLEDGE COMES WITH DEATHS RELEASEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH
>>218216365>smuggling drugYou guys are smuggling weapon into our countries everyday. If it weren’t for you guys, the Hells Angels wouldn’t kill so many people with fantanyl. The entire drug cartels in Mexico get their weapon from you guys!
I was reading about why Athens's Acropolis is in such a state of ruin and it said Italians blew it up in a war and I was about to call the Italians a bunch of fucking monsters but then I read it's because they were attacking the Ottoman Empire which had turned the Parthenon into a mosque. So Italy was actually the good guys. Islam is a cancer.
>>218217449Legitimately thishttps://porncompanions.com/
>>218217443Jewish looking hand desu
whose wine? what wine? where the hell did i dine?
>>218216345That's why the dea was involved. It was essentially a treatyless extradition
>>218217483How is this legal?
>>218217471But they aren't doing so through legal channels. They get caught and prosecuted too
>>218217438>get dopamine fix from bike riding and nice weather>get home>instant dopamine crash
>>218217482They were also using it as an ammo dump. Mudslimes think their god protects them o algo, and they have a childish fixation with turning any and every religious fixture they capture into a mosque
I don't get anxious or stressed much anymore, now I just lose half of my mental capacity. My new mental defense mechanism is brain fog and retardation.
>>218217524Nobody that talks about dopamine fundamentally understands how it's supposed to work
Exercising is like an instant depression cure for me though the high only lasts for like a few hours But really you're just temporarily deluding your cave man brain into thinking you're doing something
whom /evil/, /retarded/ and /ugly/?
>>218217535just you
asian women low key be sexy as fuck
>Nobody that talks about dopamine fundamentally understands how it's supposed to work
if you're ugly you're automatically evil
>>218217535what sort of evils are you talking about
>>218217534Pro tip if you jerk off ontop of exercising you can dopamine maxxx like crazy
why do spaniards and argentinians have yellow/grayish skin?
The Jews share they truth on how to make a dimeMost black men couldn't balance a checkbook
>>218217533I'm wasn't even explaining anything you freakazoid
>>218217558Brother you're crashing my dopamine levles with this shit
>>218217511What do you mean? They're escorts
>>218217600Isn't prostitution illegal?
>>218217597Neither is saying "I've been giving my mushroom log lots of sun but it still isn't growing", but it is equally as telling
>>218217609Cringe. Lets just leave it at that.
>>218217604They're escorts. Companions. Some states might outlaw escorting. But most don't.
Your bases in the middle easy are cooked.I've always believed that Americans are cockroaches who need to be squashed. It's happening.Within the next 24 hours, the glorious soldiers of IRGC will hail upon American bases in MENA all sorts of rockets and drones.Your filthy, degenerate soldiers are going to die. There's a word in Persian, "be halakat residan", which is referred to the death of bad people, evil people. And I believe, the Iranian headlines will be filled with hundreds of US soldiers "be halakt residan", all the filthy, degenerate scum dying.I hope you all fucking die, American scum. I hope rats dine on your filthy carcasses. I hope your evil country crumbles before your eyes.Iranian protests are over, nobody is protesting anymore. This government is going to last for centuries, and your 'democratic' government is going to last for only a few months more.Die, you pieces of absolute shit. Die in agony. Die in pain. I hope no respite for you. You have no shame. You are devil incarnate.I hope your sisters, your mothers, your brothers, choke on your father's micropenis, and die in pain.Fuck you, fuck your civilization, fuck your culture, fuck your existence.Death to America, Death to Israel.
what did you buy with your first paycheck?
Meth head kind of posts tonight
>>218217634Damn, I like, don't really care
>>218217634based
>>218217634Please be true, this current regime ruling us needs to be quashed
>>218217604The key difference with escorts is that they are ostensibly just companians to hang out/date. There is no implicit money being paid for sex. It's just prostitution with extra steps
what are our thoughts on rape
>>218217555>nappy arsemaybe they like that in brasilnot for.me
>>218217634I forgot iran existed for a few months lol
>>218217670It happens
>>218217661Still illegal but borderline impossible to get caught
i'm about to goondiscuss
>>218217555why isnt she wearing seamless underwear?
>>218217662Bad if it happens to Iranians. Good if it happens to everyone else.I'm developing a 'Wartime Rape Protocol' for my soldiers. I want my soldiers to be able to rape the people I have dominated with ease, and no guilt --- at the same time, affect the victim with the harshest result.So, 16 year old Israeli girls will be raped under my watch with extreme efficiency.Also, we rape all feminine-representing people. Even if it hasn't gotten the bottom surgery, it still has one or two holes we could violate. Right?
Don't male pornstars have to take a massive cocktail of viagra to stay hard for as long as they doAnd then get like ED as they get older
>>218217674I'm sure they'd have to prove that you were explicitly paying someone for sex. Even implicitly doing so wouldn't work I'd think
>>218217693you people do love raping little boys for some reason
>>218217715
>>218217695I once rubbed one of these 'cum-delaying' creams on my cock, and it became considerably longer.My cock in 4.8 inches, but this is based on a measurement I did years ago, and my cock was not all that erect.I think it could reach 5.5 if I give it time and enough stimulation.Not to mention, if I shave my pubes, it will appear longer.This girl has asked to take a walk with me this weekend, and this relationship could possibly blossom into something? I dunno.I don't care anymore. I would date her even with the possibility of having good dreams, because I cannot goon to porn anymore. I goon to my imaginations, which has taken me to some nasty paths.I'm not talking about the occasional gay goon dreams, I'm talking incest.My cousin came over to leave my mom a gallon of distilled water, and I instantly started fapping, dreaming of her giving me a bj right there and then.Now, she is 'sanctioned to me', and although highly taboo, banging your cousin is not technically 'incest' so to speak.But I've gone further, and that's nuff said.
>>218217734>I think it could reach 5.5 if I give it time and enough stimulation.What does this mean? You are normally cumming before getting fully erect?
>>218217636I don't remember, but I remember buying a flip phone in the first couple months of my first job.
>>218217751Basically, your dick could get harder during actual sex, or by chemical stimulants, than the usual goon sess.It has oft happened to me that I got harder with presence of females. I took this girl to the theater, and for about 5 minutes, my cock was abnormally hard due to the situation --- sitting in a dark room with a pretty girl, you know?If I had no honor, I would have taken advantage of the situation, but I am a gentleman.
