>hello, my name is James Mayton Smith-Drankmilk, but you can call me Johnnie! I live here in Piedras Amarillas y Verdes por la costa del sol con el leche de vacas gordas y blanquitas, Campton, California! I love latino culture but i got a poor Spanish haha
>>218216173That's not an American. That's a Chicano
>>218216190Chicanos dont get Anglo names
You guys joke about this but I attended my cousin's middle school graduation ceremony and some of the names literally sounded like these exaggerated /int/ Amerishart names. I'm not gonna doxx them but they were similar to shit like>Alexander Chang-Zapata>Caroline Marybeth Hernandez de la Corte>Ashleigh-Annemarie Kowalski
>>218216349I find it fantastic when i heard people named like Josh Allen comes from a city with a spanish name
Brazilians be like>My name is Waxinton Takahashi von Hakenkreuz and I live in Rio Branco da Virgem Mais Santa in the state of Pipipupu
>>218216376Why?
>>218216496Imagine a man having the most Chinese name ever while being from a city with the most Italian name ever, and hes not an immigrant. It sounds funny
>>218216217The Evangelical ones absolutely do but don't worry you find that out soon.>Evangelicals grew from 5% in the 1980s to nearly 27% by 2022, while Catholics declined from over 65% to under 57%
It's weird that there's no american named Johnny Burger
>>218216694tradcathing harder is the only thing that can save spixitos from total evengelical thirdworldism
We don't say "My name is... but you can call me...". That's some euro shit. We just say "My name is Johnny"...
>>218216173>t. Cleiberson Michael Schumacher Goncalves
>>218216173Mexicans be like "me llamo Ismael Isaías Flores-Huichapa pero todos me dicen Goku"
