arctic edition>>218216063
>>218217483>won't let me see their prices without paying $100 and uploading my ID for verification Damn
somebody responded to one of my posts seething 8 hours after I made, you just know I touch that niggas nerves
yep
>>218217745no I do that sometimes because I have to go to work in the middle of an argument. I don't like browsing this site on their wifi and the place gets no signal unless you're standing in the front entrance.
This is how you remind me
>>218217745I can do that>>218216095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw
Gotta get me a bidet. I always have so much dried poop in my asshole hair.
applebottom jeans boots with the fur
>>218217786I'VE BEEN WRONGI'VE BEEN DOWNBEEN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTLE
there was a song playing on the muzak at work I wanted to add to my spotify playlist but I cant remember what it was
where can i find girls to goon with on discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vpIsQ3lX8
>>218217848>discorddo you want girls or "girls"?
>>218217851grim
Any party rockers in the house tonight?
It feels very good to not be racist or sexist
>>218217864silence, zoomerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xDFWYt_pbY
>>218217809MEET ME ON THE BOTTOMBRING ME MY RUNNIN SHOESI SAID MEET ME IN THE BOTTOMBRING ME MY RUNNIN SHOES
>>218217882sybau unchttps://youtu.be/9ERz6qFoWzI
Whoa, BLACKED Betty, bam-ba-lamWhoa, BLACKED Betty, bam-ba-lamBLACKED Betty had a child, bam-ba-lamThe damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
>>218217808mentalold days of EDM, dubstep and rapper featured songs about being in the club
>mopey grunge stoner calling anyone unc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3_Zs-oRUo
you're both uncs
>>218217848i would assume discord
just found a xitter page that posts MILF/hot newsbabes
watching porn
>chopped unclmfao
drinking milk
When I was in high school, the teachers always said that homework wasn't meant to be done the night before it was due, but they'd always give us homework and make it due the next day.
Sammy Davis Jr. was raised Catholic but converted to Judaism in 1960. In 1973 he met Church of Satan founder Anton Lavey and participated in Satanic rituals and drug fueled orgies at a Satanic temple. Davis and Lavey personally severed ties in 1984, but Davis would continue as a practicing Satanist for the rest of his life.
Following ossint accounts on twitter is challenging my nothing ever happens mentality even though I know ultimately nothing ever happens
grok, ask for consent from the tumblrwhale if i can create nudes of her
>>218218054My old slampig has a decent twitter following and is absolutely seething over people making grok change her clothes into swimsuits
I'm walking the path of darkness and evil
>>218218039>homeworki totally forgot about homework, its such a bullshit thing. i would always do it all quick before class would end, no teacher ever checked the answers.
>My old slampig
>>218218040what the heck
gooning to gock
>>218218093shush, there are children present.
>>218217830they played this at work today:https://youtu.be/B3PALzZkGAo
people say looks are deceiving but they really aren't
>>218218040why'd he do that
I am going to make some food. Should I make>shrimp tempura>ruthenian pierogi>fried eggs+hash browns
>>218218122what a coincidence i was just listening to this at work too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG3OYRRpaa4
>>218218082highschool became so homework heavy it amounted to all of the practical work being done outside school hours. meanwhile school hours consisted of time waste repetition to shepherd along the retarded students towards a passing grade on the standardized tests. in university i passed a couple electives having only attended one lecture out of the entire semester. just did the assigned reading and did the exams/wrote the papers.
>>218218139oh, the shrimp tempura, by a mile.
>>218218139idk but post it when you're done
why come women be so cute but dey dont want me back
watching an OF whore try a vibrator
Oh you took the cum right out of my ballsIt must have been while you were blowing me
>>218218141Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmZQw98KPM
>>218218268Can't imagine she's never used one before innit
>>218218268was that your mom's christmas present?
the femboy sent me pics of his ass and him wearing a dog collar and said he wants me to take his anal virginity ToT
>>218218307lovense ambi
>>218218321he would dump you if he ever saw me.
>>218218182>>218218196I’m going to make fried eggs and applewood smoked bacon instead. I forgot I had bacon left over and open and I need to cook it before it goes bad
>218218321
I heard my 11 year old cousin say "I love femboys" the other day
uh...guys?
>>218218337>applewoodNever really got why anyone thought "you know what my bacon needs? Some sweetness" but at least it's still good. Hickory smoked is where it's at imo
>>218218328err no he said i looked like a pretty angel so no
>>218218355Maybe that iranian fella was on to something
>>218218362Idk you just look kinda gay to me
>>218218355ignore, that's just the halo 3 lan party they host the first week of the month
>>218218040that can't be true>it's fucking realwhat the fuck!?
>femboysjust trannies failing to pass, not interested
OF whore inserted the same finger in her vagina after inserting it in her ass.
You could be the baddest bitch in the whole world, but what does it matter if you don't have any bitches yourself?
>>218218409That's how you get an infection
>>218218355to give a non-meme answer there's currently a firefight happening in the capital of venezuela between maduro loyalists and the police.
>>218218425Exactly my point. Maybe women aren't smart after all.
>>218218425you should go tell her that rq
I wish I was licking my ex-gf's asshole. I will never forget that sensation.
>>218218409Umm I’ve grown up with ass to pussy to mouth to ass to pussy pornIt’s not a big deal!!
>>218218350lil nigga got good taste
>>218218356I don’t understand how I keep accidentally semi poaching these eggs. I try to just fry them, and they keep poaching.
>>218218457Bassssed!!The tip of your tongue exploring every little crease and fold and feeling that resistance of the poohole muscleYou have to experience it at least once in your life!
>>218218479Are you covering the pan with a lid?
>>218218479*runs off with your plate*
>>218218479Looks like you put a lid on the pan and the toppadieggs gets steamed O ALGO
why does that leaf call everyone a redditjeet as soon as he loses an argument? i cant imagine being obsessed with reddit and jeets.
>>218218487>>218218495Yes I did I thought you were supposed to do that when frying
>>218218479dhats a lod of bagon :DDD
>>218218508Letting it go bad would be a sin :D
>>218218505Try it without a lid then and keep the yolk runny because dry yolk is not as yummy as lapping up the chicken baby ooze with a piece of bread!
>>218218513do u nod hab a freezer!? :DDD
>>218218505Only if you want the yolk well done.
>>218218514>>218218519I agree, last two times I made the eggs the yolk was runny but today I must have left it on too long as its firm and not as good. At least the bacon is good.>>218218518I can't freeze an open package
Shrimp & the Barbie o algo
timmycel is so fucking mad lmao
>>218218534Was the bacon about to expire?
running down a dream
Great men, I say, often rejoice at crosses of fortune just as brave soldiers do at wars. I remember to have heard Triumphus, who was a gladiator in the reign of Tiberius Caesar, complaining about the scarcity of prizes. "What a glorious time," said he, "is past." Valour is greedy of danger, and thinks only of whither it strives to go, not of what it will suffer, since even what it will suffer is part of its glory. Soldiers pride themselves on their wounds, they joyously display their blood flowing over their breastplate. Though those who return unwounded from battle may have done as bravely, yet he who returns wounded is more admired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxcUmAVG3RQ
>>218218558in a few weeks yea
>>218218534>I can't freeze an open packageI do idk is that supposed to be bad?
Dumb peanutposter
>>218218627idk man, but why risk it when you can just eat the bacon and be safe
He’s going to jail isn’t he?
>>218218628Whomst?
>>218218651Deport him to Somalia
>>218218651Hope soOr send him to Somalia on the deportation flight if he likes them so much!!
>>218218651Reverse Maduro where they kidnap him and he wakes up in Mogadishu
>>218218651Are we really going to have to care about this no dimes crap
>>218218651He might be saving himself from losing the election because he wants to run for president
>he wants to run for presidenthttps://youtu.be/j-avqcjCxYc
I approve of public trolling regardless of who is being trolled
Announcing /cum/ daycare and healthcare company in Minnesota
Can't believe the got my nigga Maduro. Gonna play CrazyBus in his honor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
just smoked some weed
Imagine living there.(Explanation: Minnesota is pronounced Mini Soda in the context of this joke.)
I should roll two or three blunts and get it over with, the glass is starting to get boring.
>>218218755Right on, man! Personally, I think druggies should be arrested, raped, and killed, but that's just my opinion!
>German humour
Don't ever do anything out of hunger. Not even eating. Caspere knew this.
don't let this distract you from the epstein files
what happens if madara is found innocent in trial
It's a dog eat dog world anon. And im a fucking Chinaman.
>>218218830nothing
They say M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand. But guess what, anon, we've been holding Skittles this whole fucking time
>>218218830He died after the great ninja war, he's not going to trial
deport him back to Venezuela
>>218218832
>>218218843
Good Night Saaars
>>218218843he was resurrected albeit
I wish I could just think of something and make it real, I'm thinking of music but as it is I will forget it and this song will never be heard by anyone ever and it only ever briefly existed in my head
>>218218858do not redeem
>>218218771Get what over with? based also, are you smoking all three back to back?
>>218218858Good night bhenchod
>>218218848They say actions speak louder than words anon. But when I start kicking the shit out of a blind man I'm gonna make damn sure he's all ears.
Sometimes I feel like I'm like a blind kid playing soccer. I don't know what's going on, but I'm having a ball
>>218218910Did you steal this from twitter
>>218218912he stole it from jokes.com
>>218218862I miss the tape recorder that I used to record guitar riffs with. I wonder if I sold it for drugs years ago.
This is an Ice Spice general
I feel sick or unwell pretty much all the time. I wheeze when I breatheI'm so fucked. I'm afraid to go to the doctor and find out what's wrong At this point there's probably so much wrong I'd rather be blissfully ignorant until it kills me
>>218218921Why do you do drugs?
>>218218969But you're not blissfully ignorant. Going to the doctor can only help no?
>>218218969it's cancer
Alright I am going to watch " A Fistful of Dollars " now, it looks much shorter than the good the bad and the ugly.
Gen Z is the first generation to be majority Catholic over protestant
>>218218979>Going to the doctor can only help no?Maybe, or maybe I find out I have several chronic diseases they can't cure.
>>218219011gee I wonder what could have caused that.
>>218219011Probably because GenZ is majority non-white
>>218219003It's a remake of Yojimbo
>>218219011Nice,hopefully more of our Protestant friends return to The Bride of Christ. >>218219019You either have them or you don't? Your knowledge or ignorance of them doesn't change whether you have them or not. But if you are sick, then a doctor can potentially diagnose and treat you. While if you avoid the doctor your odds of being treated are 0.
>>218219034>>218219035no its because zoomers are sick of the woke shit
>>218219011Viva Mexico
>>218219035>>218219034anglos are no longer main line protestants they transition to being a women at 18 your argument goes nowhere
>>218219039Dope. I love Yojimbo, I watched that last year for the first time.
You'll know when America has descended into fascism when Ice Spice is not allowed to make music anymore.
>>218219068the country your parents came from has millions of tranny camwhores, "bruh".
>>218219059Catholicism is the most faggy tranny flavor of Christ-kikery
>>218219082we will still replace you
>>218219099Protestants aren't our enemies. The secular world is. Remember that even if they might be misguided they are still our brothers and sisters.
>>218219056If it's something terrible, I'd almost rather not know and just delude myself I may or may not go tommorow haven't decided
Protestantism is kinda dead, evalengelicals kind of took their place, but evalengelicals are cringe zionists
>>218219082call us shitskins all you want but my people were never duped by the jews into becoming trannies
>>218219138It could also be something middling, that can be treated, or if left untreated could end you.
none of you niggas go to church
goodnight
I'm secular because I don't have schizophrenia
>>218219162I went to church yesterday
>>218219166Your assumption is that your mental state and worldview is normal. It is objectively abnormal relative to human history and development. You have been so thoroughly indoctrinated that you are not even aware of the secular Liberal ideology that permeates every aspect of your worldview. One that as little as 100 years ago would have been considered a degenerate perversion rather than the " default " human state you have been fooled into believing it is.
>>218219196You are incorrect
I'd love to visit the west coast again but I feel the effect of the medias narrative on me and I'm not really sure if it would be wise to go atm. But I'd like to hike at mt whitney, see the yosemite falls and visit Reno for once. It seems like a little version of Vegas but with liveable weather.
>>218219196It's not normal. You are the one assuming. Most people are religious. I'm too logical to be religious, and I don't mean that as a fedora-tier flex. I can't believe in something that has no logical basis or evidence.
1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause 2. The universe began to exist 3. Therefore the universe has a cause 4. Because matter, space, and time arose with the universe the cause of the universe would have to be beyond space and time (transcendental), immaterial, and powerful. 5. That which is transcendental, powerful, and immaterial we call God.
>>218219230You'll be fine to visit as long as you don't cross the border to Mexico and try to come back, that's where the goon squad will get you
>>218219248>. That which is transcendental, powerful, and immaterial we call GodThis God definitely isn't the made up Christian God, though
>>218219239>I'm too logical to be religiouspeople far more logical than you have been religious not a good argument
>>218219267It's my argument anyway
>>218219196You believe you eat your God in the form of crackers stfu
What's funny is that Evangelicals have the highest opinion of jews other than Mormons, but Jews have the lowest view of Evangelicals other than athiests and agnostics.
>>218219273not a good one
>>218219283You already said that
>>218219266shut up yid
Happy J6 day, everyone!
>>218219295It's not the Abrahamic God either. The universe is God, since the universe created itself. God has no morals. God is chaos.
>>218219289and ill say it again not a good one
>>218219279>Jews hold slightly more positive than negative views towards Catholicscap
>>218219307Why are you repeating yourself? I don't understand. I don't need to change my argument for you
>>218219261Not planing to do that, I'm too much of a gringo to go to Mexico. Would it be possible for a tourist to get a carry permit? I guess probably not since I've got no US adress to get registered, but I wondered anyways.
>>218219230>visit Reno for once. It seems like a little version of Vegas but with liveable weather.Reno is a shit hole. Better of going to Lake TahoeIf you do go to the Reno area, check out Virginia city. It's an old mining town The drive from Reno to Virginia City is very scenic
>>218219303the equivalent of saying you conceived of yourself btw
>>218219337I guess you're rightI still don't believe in any human religion.
>>218219303That would mean you are also the universe, but you are retarded, and that would make the universe retarded. If the universe were retarded it wouldn't be able to create itself. Ergo you are wrong (and retarded).
>>218219348We are the universe. I've had this debate in this general before. We are not "in" the universe, we are part of it. We are woven into the fabric of spacetime just like everything else
>>218219360Empty sophistry devoid of reason.
>>218219248>Everything that begins to exist has a causeWhat if nothing is ever actually created, and creation is more like transformation from something that was pre-existantLike your parents for example have a bit of yourself because you share the same genesIn a sense you coming into existence is more like this transmutation of these two being combined their genetic material togetherLike when an artist on his pallete mixes two colors together to create a new one
>>218219369How is it unreasonable?
>>218219333Lake tahoe is pretty, I've been to Carson City years ago and a few parts on Californias side of the lake. Never heard of Virginua City but it looks really nice and like a place I'd enjoy seeing.
>>218219376It's not that it's unreasonable. It's that it contains no reason, no argument. You strung together some words that made you feel something and tried to pass it off as a worldview.
None of yall know nothin bout nothin
just had an epiphany
>>218219391It's not an argument, you're right. It's just a fact.It doesn't influence my worldview, it was in response to you saying that I am the universe
In this moment, I am euphoric
I have awoken
>>218219370some initial matter would still have to arise from somewhere
counterargument: I do not give a shit
>>218219412How is it arising from nothing more logical?God magically turning nothing into something doesn't seem any more logical than the idea that everything just always exists and is in a state of changing into other states
>>218219370>>218219412also this would undercut the Principle of Sufficient Reason which would then make scientific endeavors meaningless
I fell asleep snuggling dogberg it was comfy but when I woke up he was gone
>>218219448>>218219450
Hows about some oatmeal
>>218219489Not a fan of the texture
>>218219450>>218219479I don't see how it undercuts the principle I'm not denying there is a explain for why something existsI am saying that that explanation isn't a cause in the sense of something coming out of nothing. In fact the Christian concept of creatio ex nihlio is more problematic for that principle
>>218219489I prefer cream of wheat
>>218219501PSR is used in arguments for God not against lol
starting me adderall todayquite excited
>>218219498>>218219507Pomegranate aril and cocoa oatmeal right now.
>>218219636What's that for
>>218219489I start all of my days with oatmeal cooked in whole milk and 3-4 eggs. It's how I stay lean and mean
what are our thoughts on Utah and mormons
>>218219679adhd word to kendrick lamar
>>218219700>Utah Cool nature >and mormonsWeird cult, cool temples
i am god ama
>>218219770Why did you make Jason?
i met an italian girl once who wanted to fuck dinosaurs. she liked raptors the most
Did Brian spam gay porn I fell asleep early
>>218219700There are worse religions.
>>218219700High functioning people on average
I'm hungry nigga
>>218220069hi hungry nigga
>>218219770Should I kill myself?
>>218220128YES!
Slept all day award!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STiguA8hvqUGambling is gay and evil.
hi hungry nigga
Just shat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uOdRGMslw
Why are the mods allowing this pedo to post pictures of children
Why are you such a little crybaby narc faggot?
>>218220466You belong in prison being raped you faggot pedo
>>218220493>wah im a fat faggot wop nonce noone likes me give me attention why is he posting children my blood is literally boiling because im morbidly obese i know ill keep repeating the same stupid shit over and over that will make him seethe cos i know it would make me cos im a lardass with high blood pressureHAHAHHA lose weight faggot wop
>>218220512Get a bullet in your brain you attention seeking chomo
protip: get a hobby you stupid gimp
>>218220299You’re a twisted and evil pedophile
have sex
bit unbelievable how shit nu-/cum/ isyou guys are really insufferable
>>218220558Not with children THOUGH.
Reaction GIFs are racism in its purest form. Ever noticed how they’re predominantly black people?The black character once again reduced down to a clown, a modern day minstrel.
I want chips bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYSdW9CXeDU&list=OLAK5uy_ne5Cd-dkSjtM1fkYH91h3QhM686gT_Uks&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV-xH1ZR0Zo&list=OLAK5uy_lr8yF7oCFQNqxiu8ELYZZMcXnKIFCVp3g&index=8
>they will greet us as liberators
Listening to the Rolling Stones right now.
It's so hot outside I don't feel like going on a bike ride might just ride to the store and buy snacks and go home o algo
>>218220959Where do you live??
I am the hurricane.
>>218220998Florida
>>218221084I figured it was either Florida, Texas, SoCal or Hawaii. I thought Florida and Texas got chilly in the winter though?
Sup fags I'm caffeinated as fuck!!
>>218221257We only get chilly if we have cold fronts after that it's back to 80 degrees suffering I have a fan on right now because it's so hot in my room
>>218218651oh fuck yeah
>>218221801I've got a fan going too but that's because I've had a fan going perpetually in my room for the past like 20+ years.
Absolutely nothing to watch on TV at this time
>>218217715i ate a taco bowl at subway to celebrate venezuela independence day. im doing it right?
>>218221952I haven't had cable since 2013.
>>218221986I recently started watching again after I stopped in 2021 it sometimes has a good movie on to watch before bed
>>218222061Your parents probably pay for it though don't they.
>>218222080Yeah because my mom watches Bravo and HGTV all the time I only stopped watching TV because she stopped paying for the more expensive plan that had the channels I watched
>>218222128My mom watches Instagram videos instead of TV.
>>218222222
>>218222228My parents watch Instagram shorts too my dad sometimes dozes off while watching it and I have to turn his phone off for him
Ordering a za in 5 hours
>>218222403I've eaten two medium stuffed crust parmesan w/ sausage pizzas from Domino's recently. God I am so fat.
This could be your GF if you just put in a tiny amount of effort
>>218222873I'll be having white kids thanks.
Wake up bitches
Happy 4:20!
feel cold
>>218223519*punches you a million times in one second*
>>218223508Based fellow West Coast fag!
I will adjusting my wiggerness by +17%
3 hours till pizza time
I'm a bit of a thug ass nigger myself
I don't feel right for the second day in a row, this time it's no more booze
momberg didnt leave any cash for me guess i wont go out
>>218224366Wiggerslam?
I love wearing sunglasses bruh. It’s 6AM and still fully dark outside.
>>218224434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJCz4sQYSRI&list=RDbJCz4sQYSRI&start_radio=1I love wiggerslam
watching BBC porn and can hear a smoke alarm. classic
>I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how satisfied are you with your penis?Honestly I’m feeling at least a 9/10. I like it
>>218219700dont trust em, simple as
>>218224705i would be satisfied with it if i didnt have a giant skin bridge on the underside of my cock if i was getting head a girl would be staring at it the entire time
>>2182247055/10 average at best but I cope with it at least being nicely shaped and proportioned
>>2182247059/10. Obviously I would accept it being a bit longer but not much. And a bit wider I guess. But overall wouldn't change much other than making them give me back my 4skin
>>218224554Me too.
WIGGER WIGGER CHICKEN DINNER
The light bulb of my bathroom got wet and stopped working. Can I exchange it without dying?I know nothing about electricity in my country.
>>218225039When in doubt, turn off the power first. Idk how they wire houses in Brazil but most likely there's a panel somewhere in your house which has switches. They should be labeled. Find the one that corresponds to that room and turn it off.
>>218224705diagnosed micropenis and it's ruining my life
can you die if you drop your phone in a bath tub
My cock is worth $10 Trillion. My body is sexy.
I hope Venezuela turns into a civil war and Brazil gets dragged into it
beat dark forces
I've had so many dreams about being in a car falling from a great height into water, reckon it's some final destination shit and I'll die driving off a bridge somewhow
New>>218223765
>>218225478Used to be one of my biggest fears but nowadays I have other far greater ones. Actually I'm a bit scared to even say them but I'll share one. My number 1 greatest fear is dying from fire. Id much rather drown than burn.
>>218225621That isn't /cum/
>>218225651It's a prank bro
>>218225409CongratsThe engine gave me headaches, I could never finish the game
>>218225786
So tired y'all
>>218225798Are you fucking loco
>>218221071Peace and prosperity reigned throughout the lands. The ensuing death toll was somewhere in the low 100 million
>>218220923>they will greet us as liberatorsonly oldfags get this