I hate toil. If house prices were reasonable I'd buy a gaff and then work an easy job part time just to pay the bills
but that will never happen, I'll toil away for the rest of my life

I've got my balls out.

>>218219783
buy a van and live in it

sir thread splitter

have always had fantasies about giving an older lady my nice young pole but now i'm getting on a bit myself so i dont know what to do

>>218219802
grim, I'd rather not live the life of a gypsy

Aussies leafs and yanks stop making threads you runts it's their gen

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relapsed on the booze again haven't i

slept like shit again

>>218219825
most of the aussies in here are british expats

>>218219818
You're living in dangerous territory right about now mate

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>>218219818
there's always older ladies

>>218219821
rather live the life of an indentured servant would you?

>>218219818
should've done this 10 years ago me

>>218219844
well obviously
you think he doesn't know that what with the spiders and snakes and crocs and that

>>218219843
Same for the Thailand flags on /int/ lol.

we should have a battle to determine which of us is the strongest

>>218219865
/brit/ strongest gams

One time i flung a paki like he weighed nothing. I was surprised how far he traveled.

the great /brit/ish twink-off

Right then gets the bums posted. We're doing gaybrit hours for real this time

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>>218219857
Clever redirection that, kudos

Heh
nothing personnel

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well?

Nvm I'm straight would like some pizza

I'd ignore anyone talking to the camera in their car desu

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>>218219929
>Monsters aren't born, they're made

toilberg just cancelled the only meeting i have today (that required me to prepare for and present in). Get the fuck in. Basically a day off

i hope you appreciate that i, as an irish catholic, have not gone around making silly posts to bring disrepute onto your flag

>>218219954
he's actually under a coffee table

>>218219972
what more damage could you do that hasn't been done by our own government and cultural elite already?

Why do i want to fuck a twinks arse so bad. This isn't normal..

>>218219783
I often imagine if I won the lottery i'd just buy a comfy little house and have a comfy life as a weirdo shut in who never hads to toil.

>>218219993
You're just a bender mate

>>218219993
hey x

>>218220002
Oh. Maybe it's that
>>218220003
Hi cutey.

pulling my hair out again. trichotillomania they call it.

>>218220024
Considered not doing it? Just not healthy is it

>>218219955
luke littler type aura

pulling my cock out again. trannymaniathey call it.

women are made for it

Bye Brets. I hope you all have a lovely day, you're the only ppl on this site worth talking to.

>>218220070
pmsl

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>>218220070
>Found safe
Sad ending innit

can't be doing with camera on in teams meetings. I see myself and remember im a real life person and it puts me off speaking

>>218220070
more like dickinson iykyk

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BBC news article about notable chud game Runescape and they choose some slapper as the featured "player". It's bloody disrespectful so it is they should have a hunchbacked autist pictured

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g6g1z3160o

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>>218220070
niggas named their kid after a monty python quote

>>218220117
probably because hunchback autists would decline to comment and have their photo on the news

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>>218220070

would fuck the absolute SHIT out of patty and selma

>>218220169
as real life you or you as a simpson character?

>>218220190
any circumstance

odds = back to bed
evens = stay awake

wonder if that lad froze to death waiting for the RAC

want them to put their cigarettes out on my cock

wish i was jewish, so unfair they can get 0% interest loans its literally a cheat code

>>218220169
Patty would be be more fun
She'd struggle more

What's a nigga gotta do to get a Philly cheese steak and some head

>>218220218
chatgpt says this is a urban myth

>>218220201
back tae beed fer yu laddy

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you seriously thought the snow would stop me from going to watch avatar again? LOL

People forget these days, but in the 90s, Emmerdale Farm rebranded as Emmerdale and killed off their old-fashioned characters by dropping an airplane on them, then introducing lesbians, ethnics, and single mothers to replace them before the fires were even put out.

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off to bed

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aff tae gym

>>218219846
You get imprisoned for saying shes old

the jews cut a quarter of my cock off when I was born and I was never consulted on the matter

>>218220223
go and shove your edgelord rapist fantasy up your arse i want them to push me down the stairs

>>218220242
well they're actually 0.1% interest loans because 0% qualifies as a gift and becomes taxable where as 0.1% is a loan and non taxable

>>218220268
no we don't, we're not england

>>218220269
unlucky lad no one's ever taken a blade to my willy (except that one time i had willy cancer)

>>218220238
A pack of hotdog rolls, a can of cheese sauce, an onion, sizzling steak, and a teenage girl from a socioeconomically disadvantaged background

circumcised people are always mental
the jews really inflicted psychic damage on yanks with that one

>>218220285
im imagining they peeled off a whole load of willy tissue like potato skin so you’ve got a concave fanta bottle willy

ken barlow
deidre barlow

and that concludes the entirety of my knowledge of british soap operas

>>218220326
phil mitchell?

>>218220281
People are in la prison right now because they cyberbullied the presidents wife

>>218220326
phil mitchell

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>>218220326
you know this Hollyoaks storyline even if you've never watched the show

>>218220322
got arrested once for some delinquent crime when i was a teenager but i ended up in an interview room where there was this female cop getting in my face like she was trying to get me to confess to murder or something, she was clearly trying to get promoted to detective or something
she was fit though, reckon she should have saved that energy and interrogated my willy instead

it's actually so fucking hard for me to motivate myself to do my work

I don't know how to solve this problem. I stay up until 2AM doing other shit every day before doing the work I am paid to do

>>218220334
they're not, they got "sursis" which means they go free, they just have to be nice for the next few months

>>218220347
need need NEED her to suck on my wilberton the way she sucks on that straw

alri lads

whoops didn't mean for that to be a reply, enjoy the free (You) anyway

Is it a job requirement that the radio 1 newsreader have a funny regional accent

>>218220347
seems like an invitation to shag her

>>218220201
i went back to bed and people started messaging me at work. now im too awake. it not right that they did that to me

was in the sun for no more than an hour or so today and my fragile crakkka skin promptly burnt to a crisp so now i’ll probably be red as a beagle’s bellend for the better part of a week
i suffer in australia

Phoned in sick. Toilberg was fuming.

>>218220394
nonsense all australians have skin like old shoe leather
everyone knows this

imagine if you were on millionaire and you got all the nerdy shit right and then the last question was who killed lucy beale in eastenders youd be fuming haha

>>218220400
he might be chinese they have porcelain skin and wilt in the sun

got essential tremor lads, guess that's my genetics in the bin then

eastbenders

>>218220400
that doesn’t come in until you hit about 40 unless you’re a surfer or something

>>218219818
Ktim but much much younger

>>218220399
really?
what's your work?

I've never had a job where my boss cared at all if I called in sick. nothing I've ever done was that important i guess lol

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>>218219910

Anyone else get out of breath just climbing a flight of stairs?

weights molested

parliament of owls flew up my arse just now

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>>218219910

>>218220436
in my experience it's usually the shitty wagegroid jobs that get mad when you call in sick

My dream is to move to manchester, buy a black Vauxhall Corsa VRX and install a huge audio system. I will only listen to gabber, wear baggie clothes and a wife beater and shop at poundland.

>>218220452
not really no. Heart rate goes up a fair amount

Just the slightest of snow dustings over night and they've only gone and closed nephewbergs school and because I'm the neet of the family I'm expected to watch him for the day. Not happy, should I asked to be paid for this?

>>218220477
I wanted an astra vxr but when my mum saw it was a 2l turbo she refused to let me get one even though I had saved up my money for it

>>218220482
how old is he?

>>218220482
Only fair to charge them what you would usually get paid per hour in a normal working day for you.

Very happy that I don't need a car. I walk to the shop and I walk back home. Getting exercise while saving money. Having a free jog instead of being stuck in an expensive box. Just don't see the appeal

>>218220482
ever... you know

>>218220372
unironically yes, woke bollocks

>>218220519
have you ever had sex in your life?

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>>218220509
>>218220520

yea so adding berg on the end of everything is cringe unc

>>218220500
Blessed double dubs for Vauxhall. But don't let your dreams be dreams. They are nice cars, if I wasn't stuck in a dead end blue collar shit job, I'd probably get one too.

>>218220539
I've had sex in cars but that doesn't mean I want to own one

when my sister had her kid she expected me to travel to her house once a week to provide free childcare. It would take me two separate trains to get there, 90 mins each way, at £25 for a return.

told her nah babysitting not my bag thanks.

What's wrong with having a regional accent

>>218220553
that's not double dubs

shagging a mazda miata up the tailpipe and finishing all over its cute little popup headlights

>>218220570
in my family I wouldn't even have to question this type of service anon

my family members would spend $100s of their own money to care for my children if I asked for them to do it, hours of their time every day for months

and not just my brothers and parents, I mean my cousins too

>>218220509
He's 8.
>>218220520
Yes.

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phwoar

>>218220574
just not multicultural is it Rorke?

>>218220588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-k96zKa_4w

>>218220574
It reveals that you didn't crystalise yourself out of the cosmic ether by sheer force of will alone like Dr Manhatten, ready to lock in and succeed in the cut throat finance world of The City.

>>218220565
And did you tell the police your dad raped you in your car seat?

still gutted my fit teacher didnt molest me in grade 5

>>218220602
I believe you lad. And it's not a bad thing.vIn my case though I know my own sister wouldn't do the same for me (not that I'd ever have kids anyway since I'm a weird cunt).

>>218220603
it's alri, you can play with him at stuff

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>>218220611

Had a Scouse teacher at school who told us when we went to university people would look down on us for sounding northern. Thought she was just being a Scouse mong like usual but in this case she was correct

never once had a hot teacher in my lief fucking sucks shit

>>218220649
unlucky lad i still imaginationwank over them sometimes for old times sake

had an extremely fit substitute teacher one time in year 8, looked like prime veronica belmont but even fitter. gutted i didn't remember her name so i could stalk her on facebook

Noone sounds more uneducated than a northerner when he talks about politics

that warren buffet nigga b all lik

>just invest in stocks yo

he really b lik dat doe lmaoooooooooooooooooo

>>218220688
Who's Noone then, is he like Rorke

they get off on dressing up, knowing helpless young lads in the grip of puberty can't help but go home and wank to them

it's sick and wrong so it is

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That's it settled then.

>>218220703
all teachers are nonces no exceptions

Currently doing meetingtoil from bedstein, very comfy. Can see my fellow toilers in the office whilst my eye mask hangs over my camera

>>218220710
Yeah I reckon that's about right actually

don’t wanna tailgate people anymore because I wouldn’t want people doing that to my little brother

>>218220710
>northhampton
>in the south

??????????????????????

>>218220703
genuinely true, female teachers are invariably nonces

>>218220710
>birmingham
>not the north

>>218220688
>Noone
>uneducated

Are my posts visible to you? I'm getting no engagement lately

>>218220703
looking back THAT female teacher was never that fit, just like is said on the inbetweeners, she's just the only female under 40 in the entire building

Weird how we never get South Africans on here, you'd think there'd be a few

>>218220710
>Northampton
>South
explain that one for me

>>218220627
>grade
Foy

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any aphantasia man in? I only know i am seeing an apple but I do not see an apple

did anyone hear a really faint "that's lekker" just now?

>>218220781
I can see it but it's sort of transparent like a hologram, not sure what that means

woke up and immediately thought about the toilfu award

>>218220778
nigger cunt

>>218219818
ktim I'm 35 now

>>218220781
Why is 3 better than 2

>>218220710
yeah

>>218220773
do they even have internet

To know you are seeing an apple IS to see an apple.

swear my mum just asks stupid fucking questions for the sake of it

piss me off so much that. gf drives right up everyones arse for no fucking reason and just sits in the right lane gormless. hate being in the car with her driving. not allowed to say anthing of course. actually all my previous gfs have been the same
too much confidence, the women these days. yjn they'd be screaming their head off having a 'panic attack' if they had a slight bump though

For me it's younger women

just spinning a fully textured apple around in my head brb

>>218220817
you wouldn't get it

>>218220731
>>218220776
It's just a name settle down

for me it was the French teacher who was actually French and probably in her late 20s
had the entire male student population obsessed with her and I don't think she even realised

Not a single snowflake, not even any ice. Just very cold. I'm bitterly disappointed.

>>218220781
anyone who isn’t at 1 should just be humanely euthanised tbqh

This is proof that we are being replaced in our own country.
A school in ENGLAND wants to change how it celebrates Christmas. The kids, the headmistress even the Sky news reporter. All brown. Not one white kid. If you want to celebrate all faiths & cultures I suggest you leave.

>>218220853
Here it was not quite enough snow for toil to be closed but just enough to make the commute annoying and dangerous haha

>>218220781
I have hyperphantasia. I can picture the apple rotating, changing colour, being sliced in half, rotting, melting, you name it. I can also picture it on the desk in front of me irl

>>218220861
and thats a good thing rorke you evil chud incel wankgoblin

>>218220861
why would they leave when leftymong let's them come and change whatever they want

>>218220731
>>218220736
Wait until you find out where South Shields is

>>218220781
I can see it in full detail and even spin it around and morph it and stuff, but it like constantly flickers and I can’t sustain it for very long. I can keep making it reappear endlessly but it doesn’t feel like one constant picture

Find it mind boggling that people from different cultures come here and tell us how we should behave culturally

>>218220899
kek i remember this, this was gold, post the pic that shows his jeans

>>218220899
looksmatched

>>218220899
escortlad spotted

Australia

>>218220899
straight to rimming. what a legend

What sites we all using that don't require age verification then?

>>218220958
just open a tor window in brave

>>218220847
>dont think she realised

All women know lad. They all know.

>>218220899
this would have been hot if she was actually vaguely attractive

>>218220910
I'm like this I have to really concentrate as well so im a little but 1 and a little bit 5

>>218220958
javlibrary

the imagination virgin fears the inner monologue chad

>>218220972
True but there's a certain charm in rotten megaslags taking some dweeb's virginity

>>218220970
I mean I'm sure she noticed some lads fawning over her but I don't think she knew the sheer scale of it otherwise she may have left the job. Honestly think every single boy in the school had at least one wank to her and probably some of the fathers too

Need a new teen femboy side piece this year since my last one killed himself in November

listening to the DKC trilogy soundtrack lads

absolute kino, super mario could never

What if I was gay? What then? What if I came round to your house and sucked your cock? How would you like that, eh?

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>>218221017
a tale as old as time

People who say they can only picture a grey square where the apple should be are the same people who say stuff like "um actually I don't get hangovers from alcohol I've never had a hangover actually" and "um actually when I drink a cup of coffee it makes me feel really sleepy how crazy is that it has the opposite effect on me not like the effect it has on everyone else can you believe that let's all think about me now".

They cannot bring themselves to align with even boring, common expectations. Everything must be twisted to demonstrate their uniqueness and specialness. Especially so in domains where there can be no empirical proof of what they're saying. Big overlap with trannies, naturally.

>>218221029
o.o

>>218221029
depends if you look feminine

>>218221033
so bizarre

Somewhat embarrassed by the fact I've never read or seen a single Shakespeare play in my life

>>218221033
They look like characters from two totally different video games

>>218220965
>>218220991
Don't trust you

>>218221050
The coffee thing is ADHD

>>218221059
don't worry young british zoomies couldn't even name a shakespeare play let alone understand it

>unc no cap what does "doth" mean, is it like bussin fr fr?

Made a post on /tv/ lads

>>>/tv/217155831

>>218221026
Story?

>>218221059
They're fucking shite lad you're not missing anything. I'm sure they were haute couture in fifteen canteen or whenever he wrote them but they're shite now.

something oddly cathartic about the feeling of a mans beard stubble rubbing against your bellend for a split second

>>218221050
wrong I get anxiety drinking coffee and severe hangovers but still love the booze. dont see anything when I try and picture something though, I just am aware im thinking of that thing

Asian terrorist group called RiceIS

Its impossible to get laid in America unless your
>6ft
>10/10
>Have money
>Your own house
>Nice car

If you don't have that then your fucked as a 22 I am truly a ugly incel I

>>218220574
Sounds gay

>>218221097
Had a little teen femboy side piece who I'd fuck. He killed himself in November. Now I need a new one

>>218221081
Coffee makes you tired if you have adhd? It makes me tired after about 20 minutes of my heart beating too fast

Discrimination against northern accents is unironically stereotype accuracy
Educated people at the very least learn to tone it down
You don't hear eyyup fancy a cuppah types in serious professional or academic spheres

>>218220899
>>218221033
the virgin top shagger

still years later he still mogs 90% of /brit/

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About 7pm on Monday 22nd December 2025, an individual gained entry into a secure garage in Ultimo and stole items to the value of over $44,000.

>>218221117
Surely lots of the women would never have sex then

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Say “a seal pushed me” in French

Say it out loud

ADHD is entirely made up. It's a way for drug companies to push speed and it's a way for punters to legally take it. It's an excuse for shite parents to avoid taking responsibility for their cunt kids. It's not real.

>>218221158
shared in Burnley love x

>>218221150
>You don't hear eyyup fancy a cuppah types in serious professional or academic spheres
Due to discrimination

>>218221176
we’ve all seen the family guy clip lad

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Someone explain the Binley mega chippy to me

*comes up to the desk*
hey /brit/ you got a quick 5 minutes for a catch up?

>>218221219
it's a mega chippy in binley

>>218221219
unc ahh nigga been in a coma since 2022

>>218221233
2,3,4,1

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>>218221234
What’s a mega chippy

>>218221219
BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY

>>218221233
me in the back on pic 3

>>218221233
2 for me

>No, nooooooo, you don't have diabetes, that's made up, your body just struggles to produce insulin correctly!

Going vegan for the animals xX

another year down. another year closer to death.
thank fuck there's an end to this ride

>>218221252
binley mega chippy is to a regular chippy how buc-ees is to a gas station

>>218221252
a chippy but MEGA

>not done any exercise in 2 months cause work was murdering me
>did a mere 12 minutes on the treadmill yesterday and felt fucking great afterwards, gonn go for 20 minutes today

exercise lads
I know it's been said a thousnad times but it's mental how much better it makes you feel

>>218221323
for me its alcohol

>fifteen canteen

>>218221323
doesn't do this at all for me
at my easiest wfh toil back in 2021 i would spend 2 or more hours of my shift on my stationary bike watching a film, playing a game, or reading a book and didn't feel any better after or during the period when i could do that.

hiya
everyone alright yeah?

sir tip creamer

>>218221380
yeah not bad you?

>>218221380
No I'm abysmal sorry

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>It’s a feeling that York University’s northern students know even better than I do, and undergrads there have found a solution in resurrecting the university’s Northern Society, a club where northern students can feel at home. To some people that might seem an overzealous remedy to a problem that doesn’t really exist. But those who have experienced this subtle cultural discohesion will understand the desire to cling on to our identity and our roots. It’s far from easy being a northerner in spaces and places where the default identity is southern. Still, we survive.

Guardian reporters well write passionate articles like this in regard to people who have moved 100 miles up the M1 but would never ever ever consider the same could be applied to mass numbers of people from rural Pakistan

>>218221374
well you aren't going to feel much improvement if you do it every day
but try sitting on your arse for 60 days and then jumping straight back in, the contrast is crazy

Furthermore, I hear that you really only feel that goodness if you really push yourself to new limits each time. Kill off all them lazy mitochondria plaguing your cells.

>>218221404
If you're middle-class you're not northern sorry

>>218221404
Leftypol rocked

>>218221285
>>218221311
Now I see why we are the way we are

What's your favourite wallace and gromit then lads

>>218221404
if you have a piercing you're not northern

>>218221404
my uni had a welsh society. no idea what they were planning in there.

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I bet her bumhole stinks.

off to the big asda anyone want anything

>>218221189
I've got it and my parents were very involved in my upbringing actually

>>218221416
just always feels like a chore to me, even if i've taken a long break from doing it.
of course i didn't jump straight in to 2 hours at a time, i worked my way up. but any satisfaction is like after doing a big clean where you're glad for the results and happy it's over. but not a satisfaction from the task itself.
just don't think the endorphins or dopamine from exercise thing applies to everyone.

>>218221404
English rose

Would absolutely bury it in her

>>218221404
there's a Manc lass that joined the team at toil a few months ago and she fit in just fine
sure there's a bit of tongue in cheek mocking of her accent but never in a hurtful way
what a load of snowflake bollocks

I remember when I was in bourton on the water in the Cotswolds and was at a little restaurant on the river and the water was super fucking cute and I swear when she gave me my bottle of appletiser she was giving me “fuck me” eyes

>>218221454
Don’t worry about it

bro is an didy foid :skull:

>>218221446
The pants one, obviously. Nothing against the other short films but this one's simply the best

>>218221486
oh but I agree
I don't enjoy it DURING
but my body and lungs just feel great afterwards
It's not so much "thank fuck it's over", it's more just feeling good all around your body

Nothing funnier than being passive aggressive to retail staff knowing they can't answer back lmao

was so many tarqs at my post-industrial northern town uni

so utterly out of touch, walking down rapey backalleys with their £1k iphone in hand kek, no common sense or street smarts instilled in you when you're raised at a £30k/year boarding school i guess

>Yeah we all take the piss out of the way she talks but she hasn't complained about it so she obviously doesn't mind

>>218221527
The waitress*

I mean you could just tell

I hate dogs so fucking much

Might just quit my job so I can drink and watch youtube full time
what's a good wfh gig I can easily get into?

used to go to the gym and it was alri but I stopped and felt no mentally or physically different so whats actually the point to an incel like me who never leaves the house

>>218221454
not for you to know x

>>218221527
Did you go to Burford? It peng

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>>218221374
I'm not the lad you're replying to but might I ask at what intensity you were cycling? Often I hear people say "exercise is boring" and stuff like that and it makes me think they're not pushing themselves hard enough.

There are settings on the stationary bikes in whichever commercial gym is nearest to you that will have you red as a lobster and sweating like a pig. I mean even the most basic intervals where the machine is just doing 3 mins on a slightly higher setting and then 3 mins on a slightly lower setting, for a set time/distance.

You can max your heart rate on these machines. Easily. You should want to do this. It should never be the case that you don't want to get sweaty, that you don't want to get out of breath, that you don't want to feel discomfort or don't want to feel like you're at your limit. You should want all those things. None of those feelings are boring. You don't need to watch a film, you can put yourself in a zone where the only thing you can think of is how you're going to get to the end of this workout.

And once you've pushed through such a workout, you have that feeling in your back pocket the rest of the day. You know within yourself that you pushed through that discomfort and that you'll be stronger and fitter for it tomorrow. It doesn't need to feel like having injected heroin every time, sometimes it's OK for it to just be a mental goal that you have achieved. You can feel better about yourself because on that day you're a person who has 'done the right thing' by exercising.

I often feel like if I had time with someone in real life I could really open their eyes to the benefits of exericse.

>>218221201
The discrimination is justified

>>218221547
I’d be so fucking offended if someone tried robbing me without a gun

Do you know what we deal with here, if I went to the UK and some “roadman” tried robbing me with a little shank I’d actually be angry at the lack of effort

>>218221569
Nah base of operations for the ‘wolds was cirencester but every inch of the cotswolds is peng I wanna go back asap

rorke rules this general with an iron fist

>>218221551
we really aren't taking the piss lad, it's not like that all. If I could see she didn't like it I would stop immediately but she's not so fragile that she gets offended by the occasional "ay oop are kid" or "wan owt from't shop?"

>>218221578
as you lay dying yeah? A knife would go through you same as anyone else.

Called copilot nigga in a work-linked account hmm hope that doesn't come back to me

they let me into my zone

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I'm gonna fucking do it

>>218221578
and then he'd stab you

>>218221622
nah you don't get it he'd do an MMA roundhouse kick on them, if he was on one of the 9/11 planes it'd have been a different story lad KEK

>>218221595
Shame about the bus loads of Indian and chinky tourists

>>218221622
Yes I’d fight the little faggot on principle regardless if I get stabbed or not

>>218221656
died for no reason award

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>>218221656
fought many people with knives have you?

>>218221132
how'd he do it?

Used to feel invincible but once I got to my mid-30s I'd hear about them lads getting killed by one punch and think yeah that would probably be me wouldn't it

You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walkin around on the pipes!

>>218221671
Wouldn’t die, built different. Muay thai has hardened my body

>>218221538
yeah that's the part i don't really feel. i acknowledge that it's better for me, and i'm grateful for it. but i don't feel really good about it.

>>218221573
it would depend on the day, but i would often max my heart rate (sometimes my wrist band would warn me when it got to 200bpm), and stick to a minimum of 30km per hour, sometimes faster. my clothes and hair would be soaking (annoying because i had a random 1 to 1 scheduled during one and needed to have a shower before it.
i'm not saying exercise is bad or shouldn't be done because of this. but that personally i don't have a positive emotional response from it. it's a thing i need to do to stop from dying too fast.
that's why i like going for a long walk because at least i get to look at nice things or see interesting things happen around me.

>>218221696
never been punched me but if I was I reckon my entire face would just cave in like a deflated football

>>218221696
ktim, would be a news article about be dying at 35 in the most KWAB way possible

>>218221627
What do you do? What kind of job lets you use copilot

>>218221696
it's not actually the punch that kills you. it's your skull hitting the concrete after the punch that kills you

>>218221560
dogs hate slavic subhumans too

Got self all worked up for no reason again award

>>218221404
>My home constituency at the last election was majority Labour, with the Greens in second and the Lib Dems third.
Mega tarq from Richmond or somewhere like that

and the new?

>>218221730
>What kind of job lets you use copilot
Like, all of them

new
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>>218221696
got kicked in the face once and had to spend weeks walking around and working with a massive black eye and a bloody eyeball

london paki thinks richmond is tarq lmfao

>>218220621
is this the sort of thing you actively think about?