mad how russia is winning

Me? I live in Croydon. Its in Surrey, you see.
I moved from North London, Watford to be exact

have me window open
smells like bacon outside like

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>mad how russia is winning

(I know it's bait i just want to post this)

might go and bully the Mancs girl at work again

it's illegal to say it in /fr/ but I think Brigitte Macron is old

>>218221794
mad how no one cares

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>>218221779

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This is me but with every evening after work

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jah rastifari sub eidishion

>Richmond isn't tarq
Lmao

funny how atheists ruined funerals. Used to be a solemn occasion where people appropriately dressed in black to reflect a quiet grief and mourning.

Now its spastic women and wogs going WE ARE WEARING ALL WHITE TO CELEBRATE LE LIFE REST PRETTY MY ANGEL YOU WILL BE MISSED #RIPINPEACE

>>218221832
just found out she's 25 years older than emmanuel. based grannyphile he is

>decide to have a drink
>mix vodka with ???

In perfect received pronunciation:
>So yeah, I am actually northern

I dont understand is Russia a global threat or is Russia losing and dying out

>>218221832
notifying the gendarmerie about this horrible post

Mad how there is no way I'm surviving this year, living with chronic depression has taken everything from me xX

>>218221860
reminds me of this old one
https://youtu.be/nnDAYp5aM1o

my willy looks so small and fragile in the cold. like you could pull it off with no effort

>>218221869
cranberry juice

whenever i see someone repost a webm or image that i posted i get a sexual thrill

>>218221868
she was his teacher wasn't she?

>>218221869
vodka + orange aka a screwdriver is the pinnacle for me

get yourself some of that fresh squeezed orange, costs more but is the best. Just the ideal mixer.

>>218221915
that's hot if she was

Ah yes the tarq and le posh areas of Wimbledon

been thinking about going around dating lonely old women to get myself in their wills

>>218221930
>In 1993, at the age of 39, she met the 15-year-old Emmanuel Macron in La Providence High School, where she was a teacher and he was a student and a classmate of her daughter. Brigitte divorced Auzière in January 2006 and married Macron on 20 October 2007.

>>218221877
It's both Rorke
Or neither
Stop asking questions

>>218221951
CORR

is it possible to still buy non-safety matches that can strike on anything? I want to strike them off my stubble like a real man

>>218221882
Im still waiting for you to admit you lied about having cancer

>>218221951
Not sure about lusting after a post wall woman at the age of 15

*slaps my big belly like a seal*

Right, should probably start doing some actual toil at some point this year

>>218221951
this could be hot af or grim depending on how good she looked at 39

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>>218221951
phwoar
bit nonceberg that like

>"Maningham? There's nothing wrong with it! Those people deserve to live how they like what culture anyway what even is English culture?
>"People from Hertfordshire on MY leeds campus?? This is a cultural genocide!"

just found out there are women in the military serving in combat roles now, and even a few in the special forces, wonder how that's going to work out

sipping a green tea

>>218221995
leave it till September, never anything going on in September

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>>218222023
Forgot the image teehee

>>218222046
would

>>218222025
they probably have an entire squad of orbiters keeping them safe

>>218222046
Quite peng in a horrible grimy way thoughbeit

>>218222025
the sisters of battle

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>>218221882
nah for me I want people to be in awe of the fact I haven't done it yet, I find that to be funnier

I want to be 90 years old, still working (a physical job), never having seen a vagina, still renting, still working out daily, visibly insane, and I want people to look at me and experience tangible mental confusion as to why I continue to go on living like this. I want them to know that if it were them, they'd have been crushed into a miserable depression cube decades before. Not me though.

With each new detail about my life they uncover, I want them to become even more incredulous about the fact I continue to choose to remain alive.

>>218222046
she cute but that hairstyle is doing her no favours and it's just an unflattering photo in general

>>218222046
that thing in her nose makes her an auto 0/10

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>>218222004
don't think she was that great even back then which makes it even more mental
she must have done something to him that sunk in deep

>>218222109
I don't mind the ones that go round the outside of the nostril. But the bullring ones I don't like.

>>218222046
>brown eyes
>facial piercings
>definitely has a tattoo
no thanks

>>218222111
Mad how 70 year-old women look the same as they did 35 years ago now

>>218222111
what the fuck, he was on the way to becoming a gigachad and he decided to pack it in and spend the rest of his life with that hag?

>>218222136
yeah always thought she was ugly because of bogging but turns out she was always that ugly

>>218222152
and that man? president of france. she must genuinely be a witch.

need to tell toilberg how I celebrate diversity and foster an inclusive environment for everyone

>>218222092
seems pointless to me, living just for the reaction of others. For me I feel as if the universe itself is rejecting me, like a mother disgusted at her child. I dont belong here and even if I had all the materialistic things, women, house, whatever I would feel the same, it will never go away

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okay, now this is epic!

>>218221832
Brigitte macron is a man

any jobseekers in

>>218222213
better than the anime foot job gif

any gobshiters in

Sick of hearing about Poland

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>Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live onstage during hacker conference

Rorke is not recovering from this one lmao

japan and poland paedos on the botnet

>>218222213
I'm stuck in with the flu and this made me laugh

>>218222261
ktim

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have a nibble at this, geezer

day two of my week off toil and I'm already getting bored and starting to miss going to work, god I'm pathetic

>>218222296
ktim

>>218222341
whats that brown stuff on the outside?

>>218222341
love a scott chegg me

>>218222366
they would be breadcrumbs, geezer

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>>218222210
yeah but it's funny to keep going when the tide runs against you. It's funny to be in good physical shape when you're ugly and weird and autistic. It's funny to keep going when nothing goes your way, time and time again. When you feel like people mistreat you for no reason, when your own decisions and actions make perfect sense to you and none to others.

Why not just end it all and put a stop to the misery? Cause... it's funny to keep going. It's funny to see how much insane shit you can tolerate, how many of the foundations of human experience you can go without while retaining your humanity.

>>218222335
Those are features of black people though, surely it would be more insensitive imposing European features on a black toy?

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>>218222296
posted it again award

Mental how I can't finish any sentence without some sort of laughter

>>218222388
just can't please 'em

>>218222386
ktim always laughing to myself especially at my own hilarious posts

did any of you ever used to read the comics like beano and dandy etc? never knew anyone who actually read that stuff but it seems popular

>>218222396
>look at this random passport i found online! Its me honest!!

>>218221869
if you mix vodka with diluting juice and water you cant taste it

>>218222335
mental how europeans just look nicer
no ‘eurocentric’ beauty standards here just don’t like women who look like shrek

>>218222406
is this you?
https://youtu.be/shNQn1z-rkk

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What happens when we die lads? I'm scared

>>218222437
That's clearly not a passport you thick fuck

>>218222448
true actually
will 100% induce violent puking though

>>218222433
yes when I was a wee lad my gran would always get me the beano

>>218222437
That's not a passport though.

>>218222457
for you? an eternity of hellish torment and suffering

>>218222448
>diluting juice

I, too, call it diluting juice. Yet I have been banged out in this general in the past for doing so. I think diluting juice is a scottish thing. Down south people call it "cordial".

Have also taken a lot of heat for calling cola etc "fizzy juice".

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>>218222420
>think of something funny enough that i burst out laughing
>post it
>get zero (yous)
don't care, made me laugh.

>>218222437
>passport
my passport is a british passport, that's my polish id
or do you think i buy up to date polish ids so i can justify posting with a poland flag on /brit/

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>diluting juice

>>218222457
nothing
you just rot away and get eaten by bugs, same as any other living creature on this gay earth

>>218222501
That's clearly a stagecoach bus pass you just found online

>>218222493
deserved for thinking he could play god

Still thingken about the waitress in bourton on the water giving me fuck me eyes

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Going to have only cookies today. Just 2500 calories of chocolate chip cookies

>>218222492
fucking nobody calls cola "fizzy juice", not even northerners

>>218222505
had a yank come to visit me once and before a gig we bought some drinks. she bought a bottle of robinsons orange and tried to mix it with vodka thinking it was normal orange juice and was shocked to find out it was diluting juice.

It is called fizzy juice you southern poof

>>218222538
I didn't ask you horrible little runt

>>218222525
I still think about the lass in York that served me a burrito and winked at me

>>218222492
>>218222532
cola is juice
fanta is juice
sprite is juice
dr pepper is juice

>>218222538
i hope you didn't say anything until she took a few sips of it

>>218222532
It's a catch-all term. Obviously I wouldn't say "can I get a fizzy juice?" if I wanted a glass of coke. But like if I were referencing the set of all carbonated beverages, I'd call them fizzy juice.

What would you call them?

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Mental how good this is with diluting juice

that botnet website has child porn hosted on it. this is what poor people who cant complete captcha and cant afford a pass resort to

this lad is pulling your legs. wise up you thickos

>>218222575
Try is plain with a wedge of lim you fat cunt

>>218222569
I call all that shite children's drinks because no grown man should be drinking soda or cordial

>>218222565
no
they're all "pop"

Northern girls are the best shag you can get in this country

>>218222569
Fizzy pop or just pop

Got some training injuries in the army so I now get a couple grand a month and live a middle-class lifestyle in Thailand without having to work

>>218222594
Your unwarranted aggression aside, I don't believe you call it "soda". Yanks do, but you're not convincing me that you call it soda.

>>218222569
soft drinks

>>218222568
sorry i did warn her when i saw her pour way too much into the glass
didn't want to deal with the shits afterwards

>>218222595
calling it pop to me feels the same as calling your parents mummy and daddy.

>>218222592
Can't make hide nor hair of this post

>>218222603
Thanks virgin

do girls care if you have no friends and a small willy

>>218222615
>>218222627
fair enough, soft drinks and pop I can get on board with.

>>218222644
no, speaking from experience

>>218222575
>plastic bottle
grim

dude cody just threw a sody pop at me and jaydon at the mall moms totally gonna freak

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Neurotypicals

>>218222644
if you're 6'3 then no

>>218222644
no friends is quite a major red flag
small willy isn't such a big deal unless it's a literal microdick

>>218222644
My mate got dumped because he ex said all he did was sit in all day. Before she left him he used to beg me to let him go to the football with me. Can only imagine he was desperate to seem normal to her

Should I move to Mexico City or New York City

>>218222675
Need to start hanging people who go out in athleisure

>>218222689
he should have just sat in the park and pretended he was out

>>218222644
All girls are different. Stop using incel logic

It doesn't matter what the size of your penis is, it's what you do with it that counts.

>>218222675
it's over whitebros, indianCHADS are stealing all our women, how is this possible? it's over...

>>218222644
a surprising number of women don't care if you have no friends

her friends might care that you have no friends and call you a weirdo for it (which you are, as am I) but for the girl in the relationship, your girlfriend, she is just happy that you are her boyfriend; that she has this man to call her own. At the end of the day, in principle she should mean more to you and you to her than either of your friends do to one another.

>>218222715
at least we have our currySLOP

>>218222708
Just not true though is it. Hurry up and jam that knife in to your chest like you said you would after christmas, you wont be missed

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The 16-year-old girl has been missing from Beerwah since December 21, and was last seen on the Bruce Hwy near Coochin Creek on December 22.

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>>218222726
and you wonder why you've got no mates

corr could go for an ice cold beerwah rn

>>218222734
swear youre just making all these places up now

bruce highway, poowong wallawalla ACT formerly nigville

sucking a darb

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>>218222213
i like when i get the eva de vil princess ad

*sparks up a marijuana cigarette and lights some candles in the bathroom while I run my bath* right, time for some me time

>>218222764
that's where steve irwin lived

>>218222734
mannish face but i bet her fanny is tight

>>218222734
does she have a...?

>>218222752
The truth hurts, youre a mentally ill vile paedo on the botnet

>Downtown Vancouver
>Should I move to Mexico City or New York City
Feels like there's a thread for these places. For Canada, USA and Mexico. I bet there's a funny acronym they could make.

>>218222798
there are people above your post openly thirsting for a missing 16 year old girl but im the paedo, get your priorities in check mate, its right in front of you

>>218222804
>Mexico City
really boring name for a city when you think about it

>>218222812
reminds me of the time when the manchester bombing happened and someone photoshopped reviewbrah in to the image they made like this and everyone thought he died

>>218222818
16 is legal mate get a grip

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>>218222821
actually the country was named after the city

>>218222818
You are posting from a botnet website with child porn on it. Yes you are a paedo

>>218222841
I appreciate that you dislike nonces, I do too but you've got the wrong black fella

>>218222841
got anything to say about this then?
>>>/b/944476752

>>218222721
I dated a Chinese girl and she was very, very concerned about whether or not I had a good relationship with my coworkers, how I was regarded. Cultural quirk

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>but im the paedo

>>218222863
not real though is it mong. your botnet literally has real kids posted on there

>>218222870
call the king a bender

>>218222890
>your honor she was only 2D
ok pedo

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>livestreamed their own deaths instead of escaping

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might wank my cock!

>>218222923
Grow up spastic

>>218222895
I'm afraid he gets lots and lots of poontang

wait i thought the canadian flag had melties about the botnet too, i'm not sure who's who anymore

>>218222957
there are at least three canadians, one from halifax who uses extra flags

>>218222957
The working theory is that there are 2 regular Candian flag posters: one is actually Canadian and lives in Canada, often referred to as DTFIC (desperate to fit in Canadian), is able to provide proof if asked.

The other Canadian flag is a well-poisoner, largely assumed to be the Spaniac AKA SpainZilla AKA SpainLad who took up the flag after a protracted argument with the aforementioned Canadian, in an attempt to muddy the waters and try to get other lads to filter the CA flag wholesale, thus hurting DTFIC and 'winning' overall. To this end he has posted sporadically on a CA flag for well over a year now.

>>218221779
BUILDEN BRECKS

Can't find this sketch for the life of me...

>>218222734
looks like that tismo girl that hbo shoved into every show

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>>218222993
have to disagree with you there

>>218223044
mad how severely her casting negatively affected the Last of Us show. I get what they were going for, everyone deserves a fair shake, but in practice the actress is so ugly and odd looking that it ruins the show

>>218223062
alri rasheed

>The Brit Situation is Crazy

>DTFIC (desperate to fit in Canadian)
Finally after so many years I learn what 'DTFIC' means

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>>218223044
>>218223080
mad how everyone hated her just cause she looked funny
sad world

I have ZERO purpose in my life
ZERO

Rorke is currently reading: German invasion of Hungary (1944) on Wikipedia

Scotland covered in snow in the north not in my area, I live in a microclimate you see

>>218223109
you need to find a quest giver

>>218223115
you know EXACTLY what 'berg is thinking here

'berg thinks you can't possibly comprehend his master plan doebeit...

so im definitely going to have sex with a man later and i wont pussy out,

>>218223115
Woman-coded pic

>>218223102
I might have stood up for her more had she not gone with the they/them drivel. Miss me with that rubbish

>>218223122
you're rorke aren't you

>>218223115
thought that was a raven from the thumbnail
would love a pet raven me, would teach him to talk and that

it kind of stinks being a morning person and a neet because if you wake up at 5am the internet is just completely dead literally everywhere and its no fun

>top 50 most streamed songs from 2009
youtubetoil sorted for the next 10 minutes

>>218223155
could use all that morning person energy to get your workout done then you're all finished up and showered by the time the day is breaking and everyone is logging on

you won't though

>>218223132
Quests are hard to come by these days due to the brown men taking them all

>>218223136
cant take it back, it will live in your memories forever and if you get with a woman you'll either have to tell her or keep it a secret forever

>>218223148
*giggles and puts hand in mouth like I'm a cute Japanese woman*

>>218223202
had a one week working trip there last year and it was fine

>>218223156
listening to 50 songs in 10 minutes are we

>>218223115
find it crazy how people actually eat meals this small

>>218223202
you're not going to get stabbed unless you go to the designated stabbing streets
just make sure not to hold your phone out if you see any young black gentlemen on bikes and you'll be fine

>>218223228
that's a normal meal how fat are you?

americans move to LA or NY when they're 18 and then never see their parents again

>>218223115
Speccy four eyes

>>218223156
2009 in music makes me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE

>>218223227
well 10 second clips but yh x

>>218223202
>become depressed at the modern infrastructure and woke propaganda
surely you're used to that after living in hitler's homeland

>>218223202
yeah definitely come, have a nice time with your family.

The stuff you've listed as potential negatives are all stereotypes, bordering on caricature. It would be like saying you don't want to visit Aus in case a crocodile eats you. Just go on the trip and have a nice time.

>>218223202
london is massive people don't get stabbed in the touristy places. worst that happens is someone tries to snatch your phone

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bit perturbing seeing non-white women who bred with white men boasting about how fair skinned their children are

VERY perturbing indeed

>>218223201
it wouldnt be my first time ive been sexed by men many times
why would i have to tell her that though

>>218223202
>but I probably wont get this opportunity again
You're a three hour flight and come from one of the richest countries in the world acting like you hail from the DRC
the fuck you mean you'll never get this chance again?

>>218223250
the latter half of the 2000s was very much a period where you'd be listening to a song, enjoying it, then there would be a mandatory 30 second portion where a black man did a little rap, then the enjoyable part of the song would resume for its remaining 45 seconds

>>218223202
Least terminally online chudcel award goes to you my good sire
*Tips hat*

>>218223244
i eat large meals but not fat at all. just dont have an infantile brain that requires snackies all day

I'm leftypol but since when did I have to start pretending to like Islam just because they getting genocided. Islam is built on oppression, it's ugly and violent

I coulda been somebody
I coulda been a contender

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>>218223284
it is a little odd how proud some of them are

>>218223284
oh honey we can tell...

if i could have any superpower I'd have forcefield so i could make fun of gang members and religious freaks to their faces without getting murdered

need to start thinking about putting together some luncheon

>>218223308
Sorry that makes you Rorke now we're going to have to lock you up for being Rorke

it's trying to snow

Too much racism and islanophobia in this thread. Sad!

>>218223360
strange weather. Went to bed last night with the weather app talking about -5C through the night, was fully expecting to have to scrape the car, then went out this morning and all the windows were clear, though some other cars had frosty windows? dunno what's gone on there

Surely tons of people are being arrested for grok right?

If you type in teen sex into the hub it’s pretty obvious it means you want to see 18 to 20 year old chicks but if you type that in grok you will legit get AI nonce images

Same if you are into women being spanked etc, unless you are very careful with your prompts you could end up seeing weird shit

Slippery slope lads I’m curious how it will progress and what the laws are currently, is AI CP the same as actual CP’

yeah we shouldn't be so islandophobic we live on one ffs

Might try out Grok

>>218223391
yeah i poured hot water over your windshield for you x

>>218223401
Islandophobia* my most sincere apologies

why was he called Jay Sean when his real name was "Kamaljit Singh Jhooti"

>>218223416
ffs rorke

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>>218223419
thanks

>>218223416
Never used it myself, I use the normal ones like ChatGPT and Google Gemini. Grok is just a worse, Rorkified version

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>I'm so glad i stayed at my mummy and daddy's house instead of joining the family on holiday, now i can spend all the time i want on hearts of iron 4 expanding the grossgermanic empire, VGH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

>>218223444
gives big head does she

>>218223444
this is a 10/10 pour in australia

>>218223398
Considering people are already getting jailed for l0l1 it's pretty clear you'd get thrown in the slammer for asking grok to give you pictures of kids

>>218223444
Grok make her topless with pink nipples and wearing black g string panties facing and then turning to face the other way bending over

That’s the power of grok lads, we will be entering the golden age of gooning within 5 years

got 3 hours sleep last night and i feel totally out of it i can barely string a sentence together

>>218223464
Said this on the Discord server the other night

>>218223475
considered overfilled in the netherlands

Wouldn't mind a trannard gf if she was good at cooking and let me shag her literally whenever I want.

Can't even make a cheeky nonce joke now without leftypol finding a way to make it about politics

>>218223489
Not surprising that it's a Tarquette wearing that shirt

>>218223511
why would a tarquette be pulling pints

>>218223505
tiny dutch beers
now THERE:S a retro meme...,,

>>218223444
>>218223489
sick of these pubs that serve nothing but mass produced shite made by yank megacorps and charge an arm and a leg for it

you make me feel so la la la la laaaa

>>218223520
Gap yah / summer job after interning at daddy's hedge fund

so the entire north and scotland has been a frozen hellscape for days and now there's a chance southerner benders might get a dusting of snow its breaking news and they get their own named storm

sharted my undies again award

>>218223523
don't forget, you're here forever

>>218223520
photo op

>>218223532
Alri Super Hans

>>218223231
>you're not going to get stabbed unless you go to the designated stabbing streets
yeah thats the thing, my family is completely retarded when it comes to things like this. They genuinely dont believe anything bad can happen, we went to south africa last year and they wanted to go on a "safari" in one of the townships there, which i called out as a completely retarded idea which, in the end, they thankfully didnt do. Though they still went to a not so nice neighborhood in capetown because "look, the houses have beautiful colors"(fuck, i hate white women so much)
>>218223293
>You're a three hour flight and come from one of the richest countries in the world acting like you hail from the DRC
>the fuck you mean you'll never get this chance again?
i dont like spending money and i also dont like traveling. I hate myself for buying a red bull after not sleeping for 2 days, and a 1h drive away from my home already turns me off.
Im also considering current political events where it wouldnt surprise me if the nuclear football gets thrown in the next 20 years, and i wanna have seen some cool stuff before then.

Thanks for your advice though, i think ill be going. Any suggestions on what to visit and what to avoid(because youll get robbed or cause its a tourist trap/overrated)?

@grok give her a huge willy and balls and make her willy spurt cum

might build an ethnostate on Muslim land

If I went into the bar for an ice cold beer and theres some blonde tart wearing political shite or pouring a shit beer I would jump over the counter and knock, chuck her in the chilly bin and then pour the beers properly while wearing non ideological attire

>>218223569
good lad

am i not too chortley enough for the chortle club

>>218223569
it'll never work, how do you suppose you'll deal with all the muslims

I have to say lads I would not mind a pretty tarquette reform gf

Politics is just the red team and the blue team arguing about who should be taxed to pay for the brown team

Austria lad come to London we can go to the pub

On an unrelated note anyone wanna meet up to heem this jf I know

so fucking angry right now literally fucking seething and fuming

Might reclaim the holy land. Just for a laugh

Why is beer so expensive these days, geezers working in the toothpick factory used to be able to go to the pub all day and get utterly arseholed

>>218223585
more like too portly eh fatty bom bom *pokes your rotund tummy*

Those are very much not tarquette teeth now are they

Might go walk out in the snow and contemplate my solitude

>>218223591
the sort of biting political insight you can hear simultaneously at the pub at 2pm on a work day AND in the kitchen at a uni flatshare

it's snowing currently
not loads but the flakes are quite big
will be stopping momentarily as I understand

>>218223589
it's simple, I secure funding from western nations to build a military far beyond my natural capability and then I'll use that to wipe all the Muslims out

>>218223562
I'm gonna be honest mate you sounds like a complete freak scared of his own shadow and it's probably best that you stay inside your smeggy bedroom
However if by some miracle you do get on that plane find yourself a Sam Smith's pub and hunker down for the day getting pissed

>>218223613
stop it tickles! teehee

But what if less tax

>>218223628
So Israel without the jews?

right, thats it no more vaping

might pick up vaping

>>218223628
no way the enligtened west would allow this

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vape

>>218223682
israel would happily allow it, rorke

Might pick up cigarettes. What's a good beginner cig?

>>218223659
sorry leftypol, we need taxes to pay for all those pride flag crossings and drag queens in schools

>>218223719
h. upmann half corona

>>218223562
I think anywhere that is worth visiting as a tourist is going to be safe
you won't accidentally end up in croydon or peckham so don't worry
>>218223633
don't be rude!

>>218223719
American spirit black

yo rorke hop on concord

>>218223701
thats the joke you stupid cunt
stupid bastard
fuck you

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snow and pigeon

>>218223789
*cums so hard down your throat it seeps out of your nose*

>>218223765
Excellent new

>>218223794
now this is absolutely class my lad

>>218223797
>>218223797
>>218223797

>>218223633
i got stabbed and robbed when i was 14 while i was at one of the most visited places in vienna. It wasnt a pleasent experience and i try to avoid it

>>218223913
i'll protect you austrialad <3

>>218224013
thank you