black shag tobacco eidishion
>Mr Féraud said all types of fireworks – including sparklers – would be banned indoors and that the municipality would commission a specialist external agency to inspect all establishments.retarded
Why would a Somali-run children's day care centre in Leicester employ four people when they have zero children enrolled?Why would a daycare centre only be open between 12:30-15:30?Might it have something to do with the fact that nursery workers are on the shortage list for "skilled" worker vis
Pootoiling and arseberg is complaining
stupid bloody twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEygbnyAvE
>>218223857>>218223880two posts of equal quality
got toil in an hour and fifteencan barely think straight, but I'm working through an agency you see, so I cant just call in sick
>>218223967>>218223880>>218223857three posts of equal quality
STORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERESTORM GORETTI IS HERE
>>218224000Oohhhhh madonn' !
>>218224000pint of goretti please
nearly £50 on electricity already this month ffs
Leftypol getting excited at this edish
>>218223794
>Two police vans outsideRight, well it's been nice knowing you lads
>>218224099[My lawyer has advised me not to make this post]
>>218224099Shouldn't have wanked to kids.
have to go to drug addiction group but there are like 30 people there and I get all anxious T_T
>>218224075love these guys, we have a lot of them around my house and they like to get drunk on fermented berries then they fly all wobbly and act tipsy in the branches. They always hang in pairs too as they mate for life so if you see one, chances are his missus is around the corner, its so cute watching them sit with each other in the trees
Are they really going to bring Solskjaer back then that's mental
a lot of services these days where you have to make an appointment seem to then follow up several times via text, email and calling to confirm the exact same appointmentnow I understand why this might be useful for unreliable sorts, but I don't need these reminders. I chose the appointment. I intend to be there. I don't need reminding.
too coldjust too cold
Well then, Rorke?
>>218224194Oreo
>>218224194Bitch look like Baron Samedi lmao
>>218224194why are her eyes different colours in the picture but not the video
>>218224179Mr Solskjaer! I fourght you wos dead!
>>218224219her eye got re-niggerfied
>>218224062not bad
Still got the Christmas wallpaper on my phone, going to have to change that
>>218224150have a bump to ease the stress
not a week into my healthy 2026 and I'm gagging for a smoke and a few cans
>>218224194third worlders really spend hours every day watching ai slop like this
>>218224244must've been hard to read the texts through the paper
>>218224290bloody fool
>>218224290dont get texts me
did a gay porn straightness test and only partially passed
>>218224194got vitiligo but I never go outside so it's practically unnoticeable now
>>218224353doing the test at all is failing it batty boy
proper dog tired these days. Every night I go to bed thankful to be able to go to sleep and do nothing. Not a bad thing I suppose but then I wake up the next morning and wish I could carry on sleeping
not gay but do fancy some blokes and also wouldn't mind kissing them and sucking their cock but bum stuff seems a step too far for me
might learn croatian/serbian/bosnian/montegrin
Theres something about these posts that suggest its written by a bot.
>>218224099'
my new bike has arrivedfeels like christmas again
>>218224408toes :P
is this a good time for some donations?
>maori mongrel posting his faggot fantasies againjust admit you crave BWC lad and I'll 'kin do you
>>218224474what does bwc mean? why do you racist weirdos always have acronyms for things
Mushroom and kale risotto for tea
Remember a few weeks ago when they had a proper spaz out over the flu
>>218224437feel as though admitting it was a dildo isn't the play here. Yes that image exists but it's very far away, you have leeway there to lie your way out of it. I'm convinced I could get away with saying that was a partially peeled banana.
Not a crime is it
You will never be a woman.
yesssss lads
Get the pajeets off our streets
>>218224520did you always know you were gay or did it become clear later?
It's snowing lads.
>>218224612*jiggles your belly*
>>218224589>ideal man>5'7memes aside no woman is saying that
train drivers make more than plane pilots despite the fact that 'driving' a train doesn't require any actual driving or driver interaction besides holding down a button
>>218224630short kings are IN
>>218224617yeah? in winter?
>>218224617On your way to Draynor lad?
they're re-making Triumph of the Will but making it woke
>>218224641they get people jumping in front though and that makes them sad for a bit
Opinions on Kaiser Willy lads?
>>218224641pilots should get a union then
>>218223857niggers should all be killed
>>218224641Pilots get to shag the hostesses which is part of the pay ennit but it's just wasted on most of them as they're gayboys
>>218224647Not quite
>>218224652theyre calling it the trannying of the willy
>>218224617feel like ive been up this path
>>218224729no
>>218224704imagine yer missus was an air hostess like cmon now have some self respect
I hate niggers
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Not clicking that
>>218224790wait a second... this isn't the new! i've been TRICKED again!!!!!!!!!
>>218224790on the carpet? really?
>>218224408corr
I want a korean gf
>Sky looks absolutely full to the brim with snow>Not even lightly snowingWhat's this about then
>>218224790reckon that might be piss
>>218224913sleet
>>218224898I'm not a big fan of all the plastic surgery they go in for.
>>218224913they're called clouds
The light bulb of me bathroom got wet and stopped working. Can I exchange it without dying?I know nothing about electricity.
Business idea: porn studio called BLEACHED and it's all fit black/Asian/Latina/Indian women getting fucked by White men
>>218224988Literally already been done
literally nothing nicer than a donut
mine did that once and then all the wiring caught on fire and the light got blown out of the ceiling. but good luck though
turned on radio 1 for the first time in years and they are playing nigger shite non stop, stuff that you'd expect in a club in Peckham but at 1pm
>>218224968Yes. Use rubber gloves and wear (dry, rubber soled) shoes if you're worried.Turn the switch off. Unscrew bulb. Install new bulb. Turn switch on to test.How did you get a bulb so wet it died? They're airtight. Did you fuck the socket?
reckon the romans knew what they were doing with the small cock thing, much more suckable
where are all the old people in the workforceI mean like 55+There's only one or two such people in my company
>>218225015Homer in The Odyssey be like
>>218224988Figuratively already been done
>>218225056Who's listening to the radio at 1pm
got an interview for tomorrow wahey let's go lads
>>218225071They got out while they could, so theycan spend the next ten to twenty years holding the concept of retirement over your heads.
>>218224913>>Sky looks absolutely full to the brim with snowu wot
>>218225062House got a leak and there were water leaking from everywhere.
>>218225128That might be the socket or a short in the wiring then... Is everything dry yet?
>>218225100Whenever they ask you what your biggest weakest is, say youre impatient.
Have a can of beer or go to the library?
>>218225202why not both.gif
>>218225202Have a can at the library
>>218225186why?
banned from spoons for having a stealth wank under the table in one of the booths
>>218225217Used to drink while researching in the library at uni. When the librarian would come by to give me shit, I'd lower my glasses, put my finger to my lips, shh her, hand her a can or two, and gesture for her to join me. It was a pretty good system.
>>218225264eccied for the school photo
well rorke?
>>218225238its the best answer you can give because its not even really that bad a trait and can be seen as a positive at the same time. Dont actually give them a real answer lol
>>218225264I said maybeWe should have killed them when they were babies...
>>218225268ever shag her up the arse?
>>218225268no you didnt be quiet
in the night, i see him post,the coldest story ever told,somewhere far along this road he lost his soul,to a woman so arseless,how could she be so arseless?oh,how could she be so arseless
might buy some ram
>>218225304Nah, she was a decrepit old broad...She was pretty funny though. I'd probably have put it in the front hole if she'd asked.
>>218224027
>>218225316I'm not in the library anymore. I'm alone in a detached house - I can make a pretty decent amount of noise and there isn't much that you or anyone else can do to stop me.
>>218225264fucking little scallop headsshite tunes as well x
>>218225390she looks pretty good for a holocaust survivor
>>218225264who's this
>>218225390actually her father's family never existed
>>218225176>Is everything dry yet?Apparently no. Just used my phone's flash and there are many wet spots in the socket and that thing that wires go inside the house.The leak stopped 1 week ago but my house is too much humid. I'm scared as fuck. I'll let that way like a massive faggot gay porn nigger loser I am.
>>218225390>holocaust survivor >wasn't born when the holocaust happened???
>38c todaycorr thats some proper good spice that is
>>218225406>>218225438illiterate
>>218225438>>218225406are you people incapable of reading full sentences?
>>218225390>Born Winona Laura Horowitz>October 29, 1971 (age 54)>Winona County, Minnesota, U.S.huh
>>218225459>38c todayit's winter lad how can it be 38c
>>218225471do you believe they aren't being purposefully dishonest
in the night i hear them shart, the boldest bombs you've ever known,somewhere past my apartment wall there's someone old,who is pooing and farting
aussies be like:im ... dreaming... of a green christmas....
it finnaly happened
>>218225436I mean, as long as there's dry floor near the dry switch, you can test it, but if it sparks or doesn't work, turn it back off, unscrew the bulb, and let it dry out. You may need to inspect the wiring and the socket to ensure everything's still connected and nothing's corroding off... If the drywall on the ceiling's starting to sag, bubble, or visibly mould over, it's worth removing that completely before bothering to inspect anything else.
>>218225499looool
>>218225471Are you incapable of reading through the lines?
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>>218225515he was just a kid (mentally)
>>218225250Banned? Surprised you weren't arrested.Admire the audacity, lad.
>>218225477because of woke
>got banned from reddit for "sharing sexual images of minors"i linked a fucking bbc article...
oh you're a woke
Quiet on here these days
>as a kid I'd hear about things that happened to my dads family and find it very upsetting>oh are you claiming you were alive in 1945 and in a concentration camp?also thats not the Schumacher who drove cars
>>218225471When wealthy Jews start going off on some tangent about fear of persecution. I give it a few words... She's lived in a world where her fears were given credence from time to time, but were largely irrational. If it happened before, it doesn't hurt to prep for it to happen again.
>>218225371Found the bitter Southerner!Owaiit tweekuww?!
>>218225475You don't get into acting by being rational
>>218225586yes the bbc of course famous for never having associations with paedophilia
What are the chances Snowberg will actually arrive?
>>218225685Lord James Saville, Viscompte of Nonce and Pengchilde
leave winona ryder alone!!
ryder? i barely even know her! eyo!
I wouldnt give a shit if my parents family died in the holocaust. l'd probably laugh when they told me and say 'ok boomer'
>>218225741get a load of this guy
watching gary closeted eats review an expensive fish and chip shop
>>218225718100%I've got a few vacuum jars being shipped right now.
>>218225818gary isn't gayjust look how much of a shitty dresser he isno self respecting faggot would go out like this
would give my life for pyotr ignatovich shahin prob
>>218224075Big chungus>>218224173We only have boring regular wood pigeons, but they're still interesting sometimes. Quite often one of the pigeons will chase away another one.
>>218225869dunno who that is
>>218225888we have collared doves too
Toilbog feels like a freezer when are they going to fix the heating?
All the leaves are brownAnd the sky is grayGonna buy a shitbox car and move to California, lads. Fuck it.
you lads keeping your new years resolutions?
>>218225925January is a time for contemplating change the new year doesnt really start until the spring equinox
>>218225861he isn’t a professional homosexual just one of those lads that goes cottaging and gets the arse rode off him in public toilets or dogging spots
>>218224365There's a white Welsh guy on BBC News who has it
Missus wants kids but l'm steadfast refusing. Sorry love take it or leave it
>HolocaustOmds unc
>>218226015she'll probably leave it
>>218226015she should leave you for a real man
me and my brother just had a big argument
>>218225515took his time
>>218226138tell us all about it
>>218226150he was bullying me
>>218226173sounds like he's done you
pooing shit from my tiny obese willy
Hardest part of WFH toil is logging back on after lunch. Really can't be arsed anymore at that point
>>218226173how and why?
The family I work for's dog shit itself so they took it home to wash it but they couldn't for some reason so now there is a dog with a shitty arse walking around the office
funny how the only way we see people getting sacked or leaving the company is the IT monkey ominously removing them from the all company teams channel
just took the tree down and put in the loft
>>218226233How does a dog "shit itself"Dogs only shit themselves. There's no toilet for them to use
>>218226233how does a dog shit itself exactly?
>>218224681best post in this thread
it's over
Cranking my willard like an orchestra violinist
as a tall ugly man frankly I am OWED a cute zoomer gf
>>218226258>>218226262not an animal dog but like an otherkin human that pretends to be a dog
>>218226295you can tell she treats him like shit
hello you retarded pieces of shit I figured out the CAPTCHA cheat so "muh iq test captcha" can go fuck himselfand, I suppose, the natural progression from "the worst boards are raiding int" is, once the polshits and r9kfreaks get comfortable, that int is the worst board on this website - bar none - and its 99% the parasites fault (and his r9k friends) and 1% the shitty mods fault
>>218226328really mate?
>>218226295real
>>218226338melty
>>218226258>>218226262Dunno I suppose it had a shit but it didn't come out properly and it got stuck to its arse or something, shan't be inspecting
>>218225925Not had a joint this year.Also haven't been able to get to sleep until 5am and I need to be up at 6 tomorrow.
>>218226346you arent conscious btw. you dont have a souland if I did what you do (but I wont, because I am a human being, unlike you), you would start crying first with us doing it at each other. also you should go kill yourself
Come to think of it Zeidy hasn't been around much since his Christmas epiphany
>>218225335can't believe this witty post didn't get any you'sthe state of brit
>>218226295Detest this zoomer tiktokoid bug makeup
>>218226364weed is for mugs. pack it in for good mate
toby has overcome the captcha, thus proving he is indeed at least slightly smarter than a spambot
I only ever see "your ad here" but no actual ads hmm
>>218226378go on then what was it because - far as I know, he stopped as soon as I stopped coming. now thats some really niggerish shit, to do all that (posting rb every day all day) because you THINK it might annoy someone you want to go. some real retarded parasite shit tell me what the epiphany was, then. esp if it was him killing himself
>>218226295These fucking jeet AI creations are going to ruin society
Never read any of the made-up songs or poetry
>>218223857they should stay in their own country but at the same time you are looking up staff listings and child no. of daycares(?) atmidday on a Tuesdayyou are clearly unemployed you nigger
mousemong melty
>>218226411Erling Haaland looking good
>>218226441you dont have a soul you arent a human being btwcopy-pasted from my Windows netbook
toby if you get banned your new IP will have to do the hard captcha again :/
>>218226418
this new flatberg I've just moved into is such a rotten piece of shit as soon as I turn off the heating it gets fucking freezing. Landlord has obviously not touched this place in decades
>>218226409Don't understand your post but he said he spent some time with his family and started questioning what the fuck he was doing with his lifeDidn't really believe it at the time but hope it's true x
>>218226387it's been like this for years but someone's got to still make them
the "zieldberg" cuck niggerfaggot doesnt bother me as much as what the r9k fucking gay freaks came up with in their fantasy, and tried to make me think/feel/believe; some real antichrist shit bad as zieldfreak is you are legitimately evil with what you think want, and believe btw when you die you are going to hell (not saying zieldfreak wont. when YOU die you ARE going to hell)
who put 20p in toby
>>218226523yeah this is coherent and makes senseNOT!
>HellNot real sorry
>>218226542you can keep it, docbuy yourself a new set of gloves
>>218226418couldn't have happened to a better cunt
>>218226480I hope that he comes back and you all tell him to slit his wrists and he finally gives up at life, and slits his wrists not saying people (like the other r9k freaks who dothe same thing every day) but he is gone and now I dont really need to care if he changed. nor can I really know if he changed. all that I know is him from before and for that I hope he comes back here and kills himself on livestream p.s. it is obviously another spaincancer nigger parasite persona. the same with the EW fake suicide dont know if Etranny came back or not after "they" (spaincunt) said "guys I I mean him I mean she killed itself!" and then came back >>218226567>>218226568when you die you people that even thought that shit (and tried to imprint it onto me) are going to hell you racemixing subhuman self-hater race traitors
hello>>218226523
me I just want everybody to get along I do
zieldfreak if you are (real and are) reading this then please do change and dont revert. please do stop being a subhuman or at least do your best to if you are a European (you are all cringe racemixing freaks). please dont come back, you were never wanted here and nobody wants/likes you here
Popping to the ninth circle of hell anyone want owt
this is just a threadly reminder that the mice always wins and I get what I want all the time
Just absolutely sick and tired of hearing about Europe if I'm being honest, lads. Completely irrelevant continent.
>>218226687say hi to my ex wife
>>218226687Relief from this suffering if you could please
I didnt say anything while you were trying to do it (make me think or believe whatever), and waited until it was revealed to be false and now I can say that I believe you are a hellbound self-hating antichrist that loves to be evil and say shit like that. you should kill yourself to get stuck on this planet forever instead of ending up where youre going to end up
>>218226688FACT
>>218226687bit cold down there
Another day in my grim miserable femcel life
>>218226688Alright big man, post a mouse then.
hell is real the devil is real you being the way that you are, and not seeing the devil, it is only because he doesnt need to do anything more for you to be misguided and on your way to hell not heaven. why would he waste his time on you? also you dont matter if you didnt know
>>218226778get your tits out for the lads x
Woman at toil says if Trump invades Greenland then NATO will fight America
>>218226778What time does ALDI close today?
>>218226802I'm not that kind of girl>>21822681222:00 pm
>>218226804oh
The male femcel
>>218225390my wife
got 2 cunts with chainsaws fucking blaring away outside feels like there's at least a fay a week where some fucking prick is either chainsawing or woodchipping there's not that many fucking trees about for crying out loud hope they all have catastophic on-the-job accidents
>>218226841based
>>218226778alri how's it going when will you be uploading to the 'tube again?
>>218225390>biggest freak was that someone would holocaust her, like her parentsdidnt work though did it and the Jews are still up to shit maybe if it did happen (it didnt) then they would not do the things that gets them deserving of being holocausted
>>218226824>I'm not that kind of girloh right my bad. Show your winking arsehole for the lads x
>>218226804did you try shagging her
>>218226823>>218226823>>218226823New
>>218226867Not sure might start up again soon.
>>218226897eff off you stupid cunt
women should be at home all the time and only politics they talk about is tianmen square she should be Chinese (makes good hotpot)
>>218226887She's unironically one of the worst looking women I've ever seen
sortof regret bringing Etranny into it before, because now theyve shown up with their name mentioned, and not being the same personas (if they arent real people) showing up EVERY TIME I show up, from zieldfreak to Etranny, both being the same person (hes obsessed with me) makes u think
lime green
he did it
>>218226944then why are you bothering to listen to what she says
wish i had my face burried in gfberg's arse right now
ive needed a shit for 2 dayscba shitting tho
>>218226906when you uploading on Onlyfans?
>>218226950Afternoon Mousey. Hope you had a nice Christmas with your dad in Edinburgh.
>>218226973that's going to hurt :)
>>218226612nigga just waffling
>>218227001no
its a new day!
>>218226967It's a small office you can't not hear itAnyway after worrying about World War 3 for all of two minutes she's back to going on about The Traitors
>>218227009last time you fingered your bumhole? Question is open to the rest of you lads too
>>218225515vax status?
>>218227032stream
I want to fuck ikuno dictus
>>218227037love the traitors me
>>218225390yeah well my biggest fear is having my life ruined by the jews and it's not just an irrational fear but a reality i face every day
Sisterberg spends all day on TikTok and then when I see her she's shocked I haven't heard about some celebrity dying or something
saw someone far away today talking to someone and she has a massive ass
>>218227072ever shag her up the arse?
>>218227050just got the "influencer" title on uma game (have your star uma borrowed 100 times)
>>218227103Actually no now you mention it
fyp messed up
>*sucks teeth in a comically niggardly fashion*Shiiiiiiiieet
>>218227135sexo (if legal age) probably not legal age. that shit will be sexual for her in a few years
trying for a new parent (vodka) with better parents and hydrate spark
>>218227135jesus
>>218227135there are A LOT of young impressionable girls on tiktok going into the whole therian trend
yeah that shit will be sexual for her when shes not 14 years old
i bet EW has a bigger knob than me
>>218226823>>218226823
>She
someone tell me what therian means so i dont have to google it
el luchadora! *dclaw specs u*
>>218223765>>218223765>>218223765
Oh great we're splitting the thread now
>>218226389That's the plan. Sick of not remembering stuff.