chase infiniti edition
Israeli women
I'M A CHRISTMAS ADVENTURER
>>218229626
mums cooked an evil incel chicken for christmas
anime
>lust invoking thread imageright well that's going to be a lot of foreign flags isn't it
>>218229658*licks up her dribble and then shuffles away*
>another Robin Hood moviewow hope we get another King Arthur one next or a new frankenstien
>>218229624she needs a fat ugly geezer from south london
Bought one of these lil niggas last week>Two portions of pan fried breast, mash and veg>3 portions of ragu >a carcass, wings and other bits for soupSo that's 6 portions of top quality food for a tennerMeanwhile you stupid little incels are spending £8 on a big mac meal
Average American has a name like "Wells Fargo Buick" in 2026
i'm just a lazy miserable twat
>>218229739Wells Fargo Buckstein
>>218229729Costs over $40 here for a duck and they're usually frozen
>>218229739
these brit folk straight up fuked in they head
>>218229729Nobody with a clue is eating any sort of meat, mong. Lentils, tofu, veggie broth and rice is a complete pantry and far cheaper than that, as you describe, literal fucking DEAD ANIMAL CARCASS
What kinda chemicals they got in monster energy ultra??
>>218229796
I blinked and I became a fat cunt
>>218229624genuinely mental how fit they are
imagine seeing the first fully metal warship bet that was mad
>>218229805health/energy
Do vegans not realize meat eaters know that meat comes from dead animals?
Not a fan of day turning dark by 4
cor another successful AWS revision lesson in the books
>>218229821Were these ever used in any real capacity? Feels like went straight from wooden sail ships to steel dreadnoughts and skipped the middle ground.
>>218229776Yeah but you're all millionaires over there so it's fine>>218229797Sit down lil bro the adults are trying to talk
>>218229816have to make a habit of hopping on the scales at least once a week lad. else it can sneak up on you
gambled my life savings on premium bondsif I don't win this month I've lost everythingfucksake what I have done
Never met an electric car owner, vegan or socialist that I couldn't absolutely batter in a fistfight.
>>218229843>meat comes from dead animalsmeat IS a dead animal numbnuts
>>218229906Gambled how you can withdraw at any time?
>>218229912Only thing you batter are men's sausages mate
>>218229906>life savings>1000GBPare you posting from India?
>>218229893Most people here never eat duck ever in their lives and think of it as a luxury food.
urethra prolapsed again
>>218229885About 50 years or so, before metallurgy allowed for more durable steel that didn't shatter as easily
Just found out they have to kill the animals to get food and it doesn't just come off when you shake it like plants
>>218229915No it isn't you pedantic retard only part of dead animals is made up of meat
>>218229906>gambled my life savings on premium bondsyou can withdraw the full amount at any time>if I don't win this month I've lost everythingyou aren't entered in the draw until March
mumberg try not to take 20 minutes in the shop challenge difficulty level IMPOSSIBLE
Roastie slags that post nudes are SEETHING that grok can turn them nude??
Poor little UmbunnySo lost, so lost
>>218230019are you 12 m8?
>>218229849we're past the solstice at least
>>218230097No mumberg can't drive so I take her when dadstein isn't about
>>218230005fucksake how do i get the money out and then invest as late as possible to be in for the match draw?
>>218229896only thing sneaking up on me is that 6 pack of cinnamon donuts in the cupboard
passed my theory test today lads waheey
How do you get rid of cock pong? Even soap isn't working
wasted 10 years of my life
>>218230114Just start adding random shit to the cart.
>>218230160Bleach. Dip your bellend in it
>>218230019Cherish her, you’ll miss her when she’s gone
>>218230160give it a spray of the ever faithful anti-perspirant
how to cure autismautism cureautism cure urgent
>>218230161Same here
>>218230161ktimlike the pink floyd song
>>218230160Cut it off
just put a hoody on
>wasted 10 years of my life
how did denmark come into possession of greenland?
>>218230252They nicked it from Thor.
leftypol uses body wash in the showerrorke uses a bar of soapoh man i'm creatively bankrupt
>>218230252vikings innit
>>218230252https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Greenland
>>218230273i use tallow soap
>>218230160Clean under your foreskinWhite vinegar diluted in water, swish your knob about in it a couple times a day for a week, will sting a bit but it gets rid of bacteriaAlso use a neutral ph/sensitive skin soap on your willard from now on
>>218230160As with the case for most odour based problems fix your diet
>>218230236i thought it looked quite nice in his prison. he had a little telly and that
How do you feel after drinking a can of Monster Energy Ultra?
>>218230252When the union between the crowns of Denmark and Norway was dissolved in 1814, the Treaty of Kiel severed Norway's former colonies and left them under the control of the Danish monarch. Norway occupied then-uninhabited eastern Greenland as Erik the Red's Land in July 1931, claiming that it constituted terra nullius. Norway and Denmark agreed to submit the matter in 1933 to the Permanent Court of International Justice, which decided against Norway.[65]
>>218230300just give me the gist of it, i dont have time to read it
imagine being born in iceland in like the year 1200 and all you ever know is icelandand that's ityou just farm and herd sheep around in iceland until you dieimagine that
>>218230160you only need to wash your cock with water it is self-cleaning
>>218230161ktim, ktim my friend
>>218230332lush
>>218230322like an ultra energised (white) monster
>>218230252norway had it for a million years and then denmark and norway were ruled by the same king for 500 years but denmark-norway allied with napoleon so the allies gave norway to sweden but let denmark keep the faroes and greenland
What does Sir Kier think about the situation
>>218230322monsterific
>>218230332bet you'd use a sheep's arse to wank your cock with
>>218230367Be more verbose
IT LOOMS
>>218230322
>>218230332you get a qt icelandic shepherdess wife out of it tbf
who remembers the palestine action hunger strikes
i love greenland
Any retarded men itt this evening?
Why is Elon Musk, the worlds richest person, creating and hosting an AI app that makes child pornography?
>>218230392Is he monitoring the Venezuela situation
>>218230415*jumps up and down*
rorke doing a thingleftypol doing the same thing but gayer
>>218230421Rich and powerful people love cp
>>218230410Me too. Personally I think we should create a new International Brigades to fight off American fascist imperialism.
>>218230440you doing the same thing but as a virgin
>>218229624I watched that film. Can tell sean penn had a lot of fun with it
>>218230461Erm can I join that
I think we should all create a new /brit/ characterAny suggestions?
danes upset the yanks want to do the same thing they did to acquire greenland by force
>>218230415yea me
elli fanning's fanny
>>218230415I'm not retarded, I have an iq of 125. But I am definitely somewhere on the autism/ADHD spectrum
Do you think JK Rowling intentionally chose her pen name - Robert Galbraith - to be the same name name as the person who invented gay/trans conversion therapy?
>>218230487lets perform a necromantic rite and resurrect mikey
>>218230480Yeah
and once again getAll returns an empty fucking list
Is there a tier lower than goy? Mega goy or something perhapsBecause that's what I think of people buying duck breasts
>>218230460so if i became rich and powerful, i would become a nonce?
>>218230489colonialism is only bad when it's brown people rorke
3rd party delivery should be illegalthe restaurants should employ their own drivers
>>218230514did you know that harry potters muggle school in philosophers stone was call stonewall high
bizarro meat eating heathermong
you are what you drink
>>218230514i thought that was the german magnus fella
>>218230545and rams cock into fucking arse!!
Mental how you get warnings for posting about trump now
romancing an foidkissing an foidloving an foid
>>218230559not everyone tucks into a whole duck on a tuesday evening
>>218230564Yea man, who's gonna stop you?
>>218230332Imagine filling Iceland with newbuilds and increasing the population to 10million
>>218230559You’re still on this huh
>>218230564Not necessarily. It's more the case that only soulless sadistic psychopaths can accumulate billions of pounds without desiring to use some of it to end world hunger or world homelessness. And such sadistic evil people also happen to be nonces more often than not.
Didn't understand "the ick" until a woman I know snorted while laughing
>>218230596Who do you think moderates this website? It's all unwashed greasy incel groypers who dream of being raped by Trump.
>>218230577you'd have a lot of unemployed pakistanis running about were the casethe restaurants that have their own drivers seem to exclusively hire bubbly white peng tings
Da jooz are oppressing the goy cattle by offering pre butchered meat, are they?
Chase Infiniti is so beautiful it makes me sad
>>218230643Aren't most NY landlords Jewish?
>>218230120you have to hold them for a month before you're eligible so a little before the end of January. You're best just keeping them there
>>218230643No post could be further from British culture.Don't care about a yank posting screenshots of neo-nazi xitter accounts posting about yank politics nor does anyone on /brit/. Fuck off back to >>>/pol/
>>218230643any proof that she's a jew
>>218229624Built for Timmy
>check email>unfortunately we will not be progressing>unfortunately we cannot >unfortunately…>unfortunately…just give me a fuckin job man. even getting rejected from iceland and morrisons.
not sure i appreciate this doubleposting/echoposting gimmick
>>218230687i'm going to marry her
Meltdown
Just put my life savings of about 1000GBP into a cash ISA lottery draw
>>218230737
>>218230726Got an interview at Iceland tomorrow.Absolutely know that even if I do well they'll still just reject me
>>218230704>>218230706could have had the money in my account for another 3 weeks and a few daysfucked it
>Trump annexes Greenland>NATO collapses >European countries finally take security seriously>much stricter with who's allowed to stay>Mass deportations>A new renaissanceI'm thinking based
bored of my job can't be doing it for another 40 years lads what are some fun jobs that pay well
catberg was annoying me so i barked at her and then she ran off
why is it that sometimes someone replies to my post but i don't get a (You)
>>218230758Wouldn’t be suprised if it’s a two stager you get mate Sick society
>>218230770skiing instructor
>>218230584Had some Asashi Dry. What am I?
Thinking about 2014 when I was broke as shit, working at GAME with a couple of qt3.14 scene girls and having the time of my life.
>>218230770gay prostitute
>>218230749Don't know if anyone has told you this yet, but this is a really dire and unfunny gimmick.
>>218230788ever sell any good games?
>>218230770clown
>>218230767and do nothing with it? doesn't matter that it's in bonds now
>>218230726After being unemployed for several years, a man devises a unique plan to secure a new job: eliminate his competition.
>>218230770lottery winner
>>218230768trump playing 4d chess against the forces of global wokery
>>218230788ever go into the toilet after they did a poo and have a big sniff?
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Went to a jobs fair when I was about 19 and Morrisons had a stall, I tried to talk to the two women representatives - one was about 60, the other about my age but obeseBoth had that classic bitchy look of disgust on their face and simply refused to look or talk to me so I just walked off Honestly in hindsight think I should've sent an email to Morrisons management and told them of what happened.
Favourite colour?
>>218230687>>218230737Literally who
>>218230815women don't poo
>>218230768Your fascist fantasies are never happening chud. Europe will collapse when Trump invaded Greenland.
>>218230770>He thinks we won't get laid off in 2026
>>218230816What the fuck is thisBloody ft
YoFred’s the nameStabbing’s my game
>laid off FOY
>>218229624IT'S A BANKIT'S A CARNO, WAIT....What the fuck is it? Some kind of fern?
>>218230822Blue by far it's not even close
>>218230860shit stabbing probably
>>218230822those are men
Had a go at making KFC style chicken at homeBit dry but nice
>>218230860ahreet stabby fred
>>218230880I’ve stabbed people for less than that
Meat is murder
>>218230841>invaded>past tenseSeen some shit, have you?Mind sharing with the class, Traveller?
>>218230897mad that their super secret proprietary recipe is published on wikipedia for any old retard to take
>>218230768Not gonna happen is it though lol, European NATO states are prostitutes of American Jewish capitalists.
>>218230897What oil did you fry it in?
>>218230797No, people were buying games digitally by then. I was envious of some of the older guys that got to run midnight releases.
>>218230930RPG niggas making armour for women
>>218230905AhreetWhat you up to tonight?
>>218230907In the anus?With your penis?Repeatedly?
are you lads toxic?
>>218230930sex
>>218230930Doesn't even need the cosplay, she's a genuine goblin.>goblin deez nuts
>>218230768If that allows Canzuk then yes.
Get the scat porn spammed
Whatever happened to all those thousands of up and coming British dubstep artists that were popular from like 2009-2013?
hi
Being good at your job is low key sexy as fuck. I bet your toilfu is good at their job, no one ever fancied someone who is an incompetent fuckwit.
>>218230972chance would be a fine thing
>>218230822green obviously
>>218230989
>>218230972I wouldn't suggest eating my liver, kidneys, or brain... but other than I'm probably alright.
>>218230958Haha ok ok you got me, I’m a massive queerBut I still likes me stabbin. Good to have a hobby yknow
>>218230972
>>218230972What the fuck is high effort boyfriend
>>218230930Amazing
>>218230822
>>218231023low efforthigh reward
Uh oh stinky
>>218230917reckon he's just esl
>>218231075need need NEED to see bradleys face photoshopped on this bint
>>218230822Sauce? Who is the pink one
How do we get Aisha back here
>go to uni, you’ll get a good job with that>sorry mate that degree is oversaturated and useless, better get an apprenticeship>sorry mate now you’ve got your apprenticeship no one can hire you unless you get more certs>so now you’ve got your apprenticeship, experience, qualification and certs, no one can hire you because le job market is terrible >sorry mate your industry is dead now. retrain at a moments notice the fucking hoops you’ve got to jump through. 50 years ago you just walked out of school at 16 right into a trade or in the local factory.
apgo uooo deom itpp osyh
>>218231088Did she get fatter?
>>218230924It was only "super secret" because yt people had never tasted seasoning beforeAny poc could have told you what it is
>>218230475for first time i understood what madonna saw in himthe guy does have a masculine af energy when he wants it even tho he's not particularly good looking or charmingjust feels like he willg et shit done
>>218231044A boyfriend who does a lot
>>218231116get the PIP and UC claimed
>>
>>218231028I agree.Mine's being stabbed and suing the fucking spleen out of whatever public works monstrosity I happen to be near at the time.
I rejected tons of brown girls at uni
>>218231120ye she was at some game awards thing all chubbed up with massive boobieslush it was it was it was
I honestly like bright dyed hair on womenBlue or purple especially
diego comes in with an early contender for gayest post of 2026 >>218231129
>>218229624you post stupid thingsyou make bad postsdon't post
>>218231133on the uc already the meagre 300 quid they give me
>>218231148Why they're peng
>>218231120between the biceps?
>>218231120yeah
>>218231142greng>>218231179pop out a few babies
>>218231181nah they're grim
>>218231179i get like 700 cause they say im too retarded for work
>>218231192imagine being this much of a virgin you watch shite like this
>>218231119Oh hey.No flowers this time?
y'all ain't never even read pynchon fuck off
Might head down to lidl and grab a crossaint.
>>218231211i don't watch it i wank to it
>>218231179I only get 1k from uc a month so I know how you feel
>>218231209good for you mate but pretending i’m a drooling mong so i can live off a small handout from the state while confined to my house all day with nothing to preoccupy me except wanking and 4chan isn’t in my long term plans
>>218231212I'm adrift
>>218231220bit late for breakfast lad
just started raining, so much for global warming
>>218231216got an original print of GR init
>>218231216I read Inherent Vice. Why did Thomas Jefferson make a cameo in it?
>>218231179rookie numbers
>>218231216
>>218231209whats your official spackeritis diagnosis?
well good heavens
Student loan debt up to 28k lol
>>218231205This >>218231135 is grim to you?
>rookie numbersFOY
>>218231266how you getting so much?
>>218231116Go to a farmI went to a farm and asked if they would hire me and they just hired me, was there from 17 to 24 basically just playing with animals
>>218231266Based if white
>>218231205You don't know what you're missing they're a great shag
>>218231281Black tits
>>218231116yet somehow there's people everywhere with jobsright curious I reckonhow did they figure it out and you can't?
>>218231281hmmm i think i would like to have sex with her
>>218231300how many animals did you wank?
>>218231266>>218231235>>218231209you people are parasites and should be ashamed of yourself. you’re no better than the pakis.
>>218231281Why is her skin so waterproof? It just rolls off her legs
me when I see rorke
>>218231331seethe harder toil freak
>>218231297>gets paid way more than you>is "yankified"perhaps that is a sign of not being poor?
>>218231266Why are you showing a screenshot from over a year ago? You got back paid or something and are trying to make it seem like that's every month?
>>218231281Is this even real? Who is she
>>218231331cry on wagie
>>218231353shh
>>218231167hs
>>218230999canada would have to annex us for america to allow it
B-)
>>218231331imagine being a call centre slave or something similar when you can get fat benefits like that
>>218231266Explain how you get so much money
>>218231296nah she's fit but the ones approaching me at uni were grimthat one is an acceptation to the rule>>218231313very few of them are worth it
>>218231331Maybe they should deport all the illegals getting free money, free housing, free healthcare first. Or the royal family or the celebrities avoiding millions in tax, or the multinational corporations making billions while undercutting the indigenous population by using slave labour or the footballers getting hundreds of thousands a week for kicking a ball around
>>218231345>>218231357real nice. two able bodied men in their 20s pretending to be disabled so they can sponge money from the state to sit in their bedrooms all day. very good boys. sure your parents and your multitude of mates are well proud.you’re a scrounging cunt
>>218231266You don't suffer
>>218231428>illegals getting free money, free housingDoesn't happen
>acceptation to the rule
almost 31 and still live with my parentsthey've never even spoken to me about moving out, they gave up hope years ago
Took a piss and it burns.
>>218231428maybe they should, but pretending you’re disabled to take more benefits is still despicable.
>>218231433i'm not on uc i just enjoy laughing at you niggas
>>218231428LOL that one cut deep didn't it
>>218231343Feels like a GTA IV cutscene.
>>218231433melty
>>218231394Merger you mean. Another act of union.
>>218231460Do you work or make any money?
>>218231433im not in my 20s
Somehow you can tell by my voice that I'm a fat cuntI'm actively losing weight but I suspect that it'll be a permanent thing, like being a fat useless twat has carved itself on my vocal chords and puts the stamp on everything I say
>>218231483I work full time and earn more than they do (individually not combined)
>>218223765>>218223765
>>218231532OH MY GOD HE DID IT AGAIN ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE 400TH TIME AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
poo
>>218231494could be worsei have the gay voice despite not being a wooftertoilberg just assumed i was bent and asked would i like to join the lgbt working group in toil
New>>218231515
1
having a nice hot soak cos today was freezing x
>>218231551he's done you
>>218231574Ah can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in the tub and really fancied eating a fucking orange
>>218231135Why does this indian woman have a spain flag
