Europeans have fairies and kings and castles and unicorns and elves and knights MENA has flying carpets and genies and curved swords and ancient magic and harems and asbari Asians have dragons and forest goblins and giant magical temples and giant monkey kings and emperors and samuraiMeanwhile Americans have McDonalds and high blood pressure. You guys don’t suffer
>>218232408>Meanwhile Americans have McDonalds and high blood pressure. You guys don’t sufferWe have wendigos, cowboys, ufo crash sites and high strangeness at high noon
>>218232408Everyone has giants, so shouldn't you also have giants?
>>218232526our giants suck
>>218232455>wendigosThat's a canadian thing
>>218232583Bigfoot, wendigo same thing
>WOWZERS HEGGIN SKINWALKERS N APPALACHIA MONSTERS O ALGO ERM SPOOKY SCARIESThe interwebz ruined monsterslop
>>218232578This is either a Hispanic or the bluest of blue haired white cucks
>>218232657hispanics and faggots can and often are fat fucks too thoughbeitcan i not hate fatasses regardless of their political or racial affiliations?
>>218232583It's Ojibwe it goes both sides of the border. Same with chupacabra to Mexico/Puerto Rico.
>>218232455I wish cowboys were real
>>218232408why do you think the European mythical creatures didn't come along with the European settlers to the new continent?
>>218232843unironically because the Puritans viewed European folklore and pagan-based traditions like Mayfest and even Christmas to be “too Catholic”
>>218232408America has Big Foot, UFO’S, New Jersey Devil, Mothman, Spiderwoman, Appalachia monsters and Johnny Appleseed.
>>218232408America has Paul Bunyan who is cooler than all that other gay shit THOUGH
>>218232526Our folk giants are usually good guys that cultivate America and are really good at their jobs.
