Colman's mustard edition
Sperm whale would heem that squidy
Filled up my ssd. All 128GB full.
might move to antarctica
>>218235727I love this shit
haat baath aand aa saatsumaa
god i love breasts
nigga name satsuma
>>218235758
Janny only deleted some of Ziedbelg's posts Curious
colossal squids are obviously just older giant squids
>>218235795The Peenus de Milo>MIlo's penis.
>>218235770Even the pidgeon can take him
Shagging a delicious roscon de reyes x
>combining Viagra with nitrates (for chest pain) is extremely dangerous due to a severe, potentially fatal BP drop, requiring strict medical consultationwhy didn't anyone tell me this beforepretty important information isnt it like
>>218235795Tits are so grim
>>218235795@grok remove her other arm
>>218235832What is your height and weight?
>>218234948I'm literally whole duck poster mateSometimes I'll opt for a half duck if it's on clubcard (£6) One thing I'll NEVER do is buy individual legs or breasts
need a gormless gf
need to move out this year
I thought you guys had made this up, didn't know it was a real thing
>>218235850DTFIC… I fought you was dead… someone told me you was dead…
>whole duck posterYou're not a character mate
>>218235832NOW WITH LESS STUFFING!
>>218235915man hands
>sperm whalealso known as rorke's mum
>>218235925how old are youhow long you been living with the 'rentsI moved back in with mine September 2024 but am moving back out in 2 weeks
imagine your entire identity revolves around you being the guy who eats duck
>>218235933What?
>>218235973Says the guy who revolves around eating dick
>>218235947roaring
>>218235937spackers on here will have one vaguely original thought then spend the next 10 years going "ducklad here, ..." and "btw i'm ducklad"
>>218235931fucking love land acknowledgments>Yeah, we got it, and we're keeping it. Neener neener ye swarthy cunts.>t. capital M, hereditary shares in a casino, English as a third language Métis.
>The three German chancellors preceding the incumbent Freidrich Merz, didn't have children>Merz is the first Chancellor in 27 years to have children of his ownwhat a GHASTLY country
love Adam Martyn's channelgood tradtional anorak autist shitLike Jago Hazzard's train stuff
>>218235997You're not gonna believe this but I, ducklad, posted this >>218235937
>>218236010Did you really want Merkel having kids?
>>218235965prefer not to say
getting hoisted by my own petard
moved back in with my mum 3 years ago, told her it was just a few months still hereshe doesn't even bring it upi think she just likes the company and i like the not having to spend 2/3 of my money on rent
Duck cord raid
Turning 41 in March. Still living in the parental home because I'm a terminal sperg. I make it up to them by doing housework and cooking. Contemplated suicide in my mid 30s but have since found some reasons to live.I no longer watch anime
for me it's the tim traveller
>>218236061this is the issuemumberg and dadberg's house is literally 1 hour from my toil moving out would be utter FOLLYFOLLYbut I shall remain shagless for as long as I'm heretragic
>UK and France would send troops to Ukraine in event of peace deal, Starmer says after Paris talksBetter start doing sit-ups /brit/
prefer decklad to most posters here tbqh
im the real ducklad remember that time i posted about getting that duck on club card price?haha what am i like
>>218236099i'm not going mate
>>218236062quack quack nigga
dickled
saving like £1800 a month living with parents but it's got to the point where i'd rather have an actual life than loads of money
>>218236131
why do I hear this song on literally every youtube video now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqMlj1Nh8E
>>218236099>in event of a peace dealdoesn't sound like something they'd conscript for
>>218236000what's funny is there's been lots of political bickering and bitching between tribes as to how the land acknowledgements get written
20:30 is the time
>>218236098i dont mind being shaglessi lived with girlfriends before and it was miserable modern women amaretto
>>218236134Ms. Duckthorpe loves her some nanners
>>218236160I admire the cope
if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a colossal squid
saving money in your 20s is retarded spend all of itif you need any money mum and dad are there for when you want to do boring grown up life shit
>>218236176>20:30:56almost made an utter fool of yourself there
>>218236199yeah not an option if your parents are poor
>>218236152scram
>>218236208i like to live dangerously
This >>218236218 is my post
living with a woman today is just her being on the sofa on tiktok all fucking evening she don't cook she don't clean her work if she has a job is so simple she never has to do any of it at home anyway why do it and don't say sex
need to give you a proper good rogering so you finally start acting normal
>>218236221stieg larsson was shit and people only like him because he diedthe fincher adaptation was better than any of the self insert wank he wrotealso rooney mara sex arse
>im sexless and friendless because i live with my parents omega ultra cope
you know that the swedish royal family are mere descendants from some French plebian that was mates with Napoleon who Napoleon put on their throne? can't really take them seriously after learning that
>>218236256Seriously.I shagged my gf while living at my parents house many a time
>>218236282Ktim
>>218236148why so muchim moving out but will be paying just 660 in rent
>>218236249
>>im sexless and friendless because i live with my parents at 41 years old>omega ultra cope
>>218236256aye?the girls drop their knckers after seeing your bunk bed and your thomas the tank engine sheets? get tae fuck
>>218236241modern women dont even do sexits like living with a child that isnt yours and you never get to have sex with
it should be illegal for women to be skinnyfat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PiRAeAcQOs
tranniana grande
i sleep in a racing car, do you?
buying 1000 ducks. the more you buy the more you save
>>218236161O fuck bwaud. Any scrap of attention'll do.I've been kicked out of a few meetings for telling my elders to cut the shit, stop wasting time, and go for things that actually matter. >Acknowledgment is the first stepTo... an apology? From people who weren't involved? What good's the apology? Do we get access to the land, or a share of profits gained on it? If it's just an acknowledgment to make you feel heard and seen, and you're content with that, that's all it will ever be.Sorry... Most of you vanilla faces are alright, and I have no wish or intent to kick you out of your homes or anything. I'm just sick of token gestures from people who can see that we're still taking it up the ass pretty regularly.
>>218236301>its like living with a child that isnt yours and you never get to have sex withUM
>>218236298everyone lives with their parents in this economy mate unless you're 34 years old it's not normal
Bro really logging in to the nonce botnet at his parents house to complain about being an incel sperg lmfao
>>218236326buying unusual or on-trend ducks to increase profits
>Russia captures, tortures Polish man to death after he tries to enter occupied Ukraine>“…who traveled to Ukraine out of personal skepticism over whether the war was truly taking place.” Smart one is our Rorke
think about wow and runey every single day
>>218236286i mean thats how much i put into savings and investments each monthrent is like £800-1000 here plus council tax and whatnot
>>218236256All the wogs live at home and they just go to hotels to fuck
the australian proclivity to ebonics
>>21823633634 is a bit of a specific number mate
Chinese girls are better than Japanese
off to hull
>>218236337Literally the point of this website
my thomas sheets are in the wash actuallyi had mummy put my bob the builder sheets on for tonightthey have a big picture of lofty on them
dry cough doing my fucking nut in
>>218236370
Right then let's see how much RBRS has increased by today. Give me a moment...
This year Voyager 1, the furthest away man-made thing, will reach 1 light day from EarthMeanwhile the centre of our galaxy is 25,000 light YEARS away.In other words 9 million, 125 thousand light days.The nearest sun other than our own is 1547.6 light days away.It took us 50 years to achieve that ONE light day, and look at how big the fucking galaxy is, let alone the universe.Just makes me want to CRY. Star Trek future is impossible.
looking forward to a good snooze
>>218236368most numbers are
>>218236378>>>/r9k/ is down the hall
>>218236393I saw that plushie in a fucking claw machine in Tawian
>>218236398ok virgin
>>218236372are you>>218236378is it>>218236383do they>>218236387is it>>218236396shoud we>>218236398does it>>218236401are you>>218236412are they>>218236415did you
>>218236336That is actually false, respecfully.There's quite a few people in their 20s in my office and literally all of them rent with other people in their 20s.I'm the only one to live in mumberg's attic.
>>21823639637.85% since March (0.6% today)
>Tawian
>>218236398yes because we will never launch anything faster than voyager 1fucking idiot mong cunt
Bought a thermal, fleece lined hoodie and it's cosy desu lads
Brexit hasn't really had that much of an impact on anything
>>218236370She's genuinely really cute. Name?
>>218236401I’m.. i’m gonna.., i’m gonna snooooooooze
>>218236424*in unison*yeh
>>218236398You weren't meant to explore everything, it's like my RPG video games, the map at some point stops and you die of fatigue if you try to leg it
>>218236426flatshare is the same shite they just have parents that don't want them there
>>218236287>looked like a child for most of her life>suddenly walls nowProbably the anorexia
>>218236398that future was never happening anyway with the way demographics are goingyou think the dysgenic brown biomass are going to pioneer space travel
>>218236326Are you going to eat them like Francis in Malcolm in the Middle?
>>218236427How much have you made off that
>taiwanyou mean china
>>218236424I'm fairly confident that the answer to all of these questions is yes.
>>218236465mental
>>218236463I don't know but when I was in Taipei litterally every girl looked like this and they are so weird you could make them blush by calling them cute or holding their hand
>>218236438>Brexit has made everything worse, new poll revealsHmmmhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-economy-immigration-eu-starmer-b2895257.html
>>218236438Except on the ego of Yurangutans
big fan of horseradish sauce
>>218236372will be waiting with bated breath to show you a lovely time
>>218236478Millions Billions actually
do pregnant women give you a stiffy or repulse you?
any mentally ill freaks in?
>>218236330i technically qualify for metis membership too via a great great grandparent who was metis but tbqh why would i want to associate myself with people who say vanilla face
get the fucking brexit overturned
>>218236529yea me
Incel with double digit IQ and no skills blaming the lack of space colonization on brown people again is he?
looking forward to a good goon tonight when mumberg goes out on her date
>>218236499That's a poll on what people believe, not what has actually changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGjo9TgMFoEeven japan isnt safe in the current year lol
how are minimum wage workers meant to move outonly way i can see is if they share with friends or have a partner who earns more
Watching Brian Limond play Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
>>218236529pscianftim
>>218236539yer ma goes out after 9pm on a bloody tuesday night?egads man what is wrong with her
Rorke turning over a new leaf. He is now seeking to empower silenced black voices
>>218236558the roppongi nigerian scammers have been there for decades
>>218236522Phwoar can I have a bit?
scre,ma
>>218236524i feel protective and tense around them, everything about pregnancy looks very sore and tender and fragile and uncomfortable and painful, the tight massive bellies freak me out a bit
watched that trench warfare scene from the han solo movie and the comment section is filled with redditdivers references, disgusting
>>218236584Yeah
Something tells me this Canadian guy is brown and perhaps even Jewish
>>218236398watch aniara
>>218236398FTL travel is already possiblet. knower
DuckCHAD here to remind you to buy whole only
>>218236566used to like his tv shows but genuinely can't stand watching the miserable unfunny cunt stream anything
got acne and can't get it rid of it
>>218236590truly the peak of the white race
*travels faster than light to that yank's house and rapes him*
>>218236617prefer partridge mesen
mad how people will never build their own PCs ever again
>>218236532Shits and giggles?A meagre cut of casino profits?Tax breaks?Why would you want to associate with anyone on this website?
>>218236524her pregnancy tits must be unreal
>>218236592You ever seen their babies press up against the belly wall and make it bulge out a bit?Very freaky, couldn't look at my sister the same after I saw her baby do it
>>218236606>On Metacritic it holds a score of 61% based on 16 critics>Rotten Tomatoes: 71%why do you hate me?
tried having sexual intercourse with a 5ft tall girl todaywas a bit awkward being 6ft 2was trying to shag her against the wall and the angle was a bit awkward and uncomfortable
>>218236679Don't remind me Should've got those parts last year when I had the chance
>>218236679just built one a week ago x
>>218236696she still thinks you're a midge and has her eyes on a 6'5 lad next
wish i had a tall gf
>>218236583sure they have
shes waiting for the stream
>she still thinks you're a midge and has her eyes on a 6'5 lad next
I'm proud of you
>Britain's youngest dementia sufferer, 24, dies with brain of a 70-year-oldFucking hell lads thats terrifying. I didn't know it could happen so young
they looksmatched?
>>218236684metis don't get those things though. it's really only valuable if you're in academia or the cultural sector. if i were going back to university or something i might get my card otherwise there's really no point
mambo hachimi
>>218236473well actually space was discovered by a woman of colour!
>>218236759bizarre makeup
>>218236756knew a girl from school who died at 30, she was approaching aunt age and her brain just fucked off
China Just Simulated a Full Blockade of Taiwan – 130 Aircraft, Live Missiles, and 850+ Cancelled Flights. This Is Getting SeriousChina just held its biggest-ever drills around Taiwan, calling it “Justice Mission 2025.”130 warplanes, 14 naval vessels, and live-fire missile tests near Taiwan’s coast — all just weeks after the U.S. approved a record $11.1B arms sale to Taipei.Beijing says it’s a “warning to separatists.” Taipei reports millions of daily cyberattacks and vows to defend sovereignty.Flights canceled, tensions rising, and China’s Fujian carrier spotted in the strait again.
>>218236690it's honestly very good, just extremely depressing
>>218236771Not if you're lower case, and certainly not if your great great grandfather was the last connection. There's no card waiting for you, you might as well just continue being white.
ham and pineapple co-op pizza is in the ham and pineapple co-op pizza oven lads
>Incel with double digit IQ and no skills blaming the lack of space colonization on brown people again is he?
>>218236796never heard someone describe 30s as "approaching aunt age"you're a weird guy
funny picture I've snapped sent to the family GC that will undoubtedly be ignored
>>218236799don't fucking care about taiwan
>>218236725they have they came over in the 80sgoing back decades if you looked for japan travel info everyone would always tell you avoid the blacks that aggressively try to get you to come into their club because you'll more than likely have your drink spiked and pockets pilfered
>>218236756>Britain's youngest dementia sufferer, 24, dies with brain of a 70-year-oldwhat was he doing with that?
>>218236826she died at 30, got dementia at like 27. hence approaching aunt age
>>218236834you will when china hogs all the tech goods
>>218236759should've worn gloves, now her fingers have to be cut off...
>>218236811no i could get a card, my sister got hers. all you have to do is prove direct descent. but you won't know that ofc
>>218236853got confused didnt he
>>218236759
who do we want then lads
anais gallagher looks kind of peng until you realise how much she resembles her dad and uncle
>>218236834don't care about taiwandidn't care about hong kongnever cared about canada, australia, new zealand, malta, getting indians to cue rather than balkanize their country as a revenge for your exodusIt's hard to think of you as perfidious when you're so apathetic.
>>218236756happens all the time in sportsturns out getting smashed in your head every day aint good
>>218236883senegal
>>218236859so this is what women pay for in those nail bars full of illegal asians
>>218236656Tarquin
>>218236876
>>218236876scrumbledumpling
>>218236883not arsed mate. haven't watched a single minute of the brown man kicking the ball
>>218236888horrible
glod
Turt was the only cool person we've ever had here and you drove him away so you can e-simp for fucking freaks
*enters /brit/ in a fookin rage*
>>218236883Algeria vs Morocco so we can see some riots in the Dutch states
>>218236874You may be entitled to be registered if:at least one of your parents is registered or entitled to be registered under subsection 6(1) of the Indian Actboth of your parents are registered or entitled to be registered under subsection 6(1) or 6(2) of the Indian Act.Are you sure your sister didn't just get a Costco card?
Turters
*enters brit*
why do women stink of cod when you shag them though
>>218236851if that's true (which im still on the fence about) it's funny that they have been operating undisturbed by police for that long guess they dont want to inflate crime statistics or something
cock stinks of fish and bbq
>>218236998keep your dick out of my smoked trout!
This is how yank brained the average woman is
*slaughters you*
>>218236938why did he do that
been reading a few fabliaus as of late must say those chaps in the middle ages were just as degen as we are in the 21st centurythe old man yelling at could that humans have all of a sudden become degen are historically illiterate
Got a horrid cold :/
>>218237041nogs gonno nog o olgo
shagged an escort once an as soon as she got undressed i could smell fishtold her she needed to shower and her reply was " its fine" and proceeded to wipe her dirty cunt with some baby wipesanimals
cold isn't itmight be too cold
>>218237014new girl obviously
>>218237041hes a fugee just killing them softley
>>218237065nothing like yesterday dont be nesh you softarse
>>218237014we're all yank brained mate, please keep up
>>218237072I thought I recognized those Y-cleft jeans.
>>218237064one she stink of fish, nother day stink of shit de ladsit very unpleasant and its mis understoodIf she never had it she would have worked all her lifeshe never ask to be bornshe was diagnosed by Sheffield university in 2005deeeee lads
could live off my savings for like 8 years and then kill myself
>>218237090Not me
Just ordered a credit card because my credit history is limited and I realized that's jeet tier. Also fraud is more easily dealt with in CCs
>>218237041incel rage
want to get shagged by the married 40 yr old man at toil
Is there a reason to get a pc with a decent gpu now other than gaming? To do with AI maybe
>>218237106just fuck my shit up senpai
>>218236960indian act does not apply to metis, you mongoloid
>>218237105How much? Why kill yourself?
>>218236995it's not easy to prove those kinds of crime because they'll just say you drank too much. they're organised crime rackets they're not run by the nigerians, the blacks are hired as touts to accost and intimidate people
>>218237121work with a 36 year old twink and he's still fit would let him have a go
>>218237102tilde, your mate got charged get for knobbing that mong lass yet?don't suppose he's come back on youtube has he? probably had to change his name again and run away - lush
>>218237126nogaming is the only reason
bought the 78 year old twink a zimmerframe for his birthday
>>218237121you bent?
>>218237106TO THE LAST UKRAINIANTO THE LAST EUROPEAN
>>218236486t. Zhang
the delivery JEW is bringing me scran
>>218237153reckon the yakuza uses them as muscle since they're banned from gyms, which means they're all skinnyfat and couldn't actually beat anyone up
>>218237158>>218237121how old are you
>minor spelling mistake
got the sausages on
>>218237158mine is muscly and confident and makes me smile. not gay sadly>>218237189100% heterosexual
>100% heterosexual
OHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S HURT!
>want to get shagged by the married 40 yr old man at toil>not gay sadly>100% heterosexual
i see that fat fella with the table has a new channel interesting
>>218237304she's fine
>>218237216they do, the yaks had the weird idea that scary security meant having a big black man stand outside of your establishment and it kinda worked because they're considered the only people in japan you shouldn't relax around
>>218237214i meanhttps://2021-2025.state.gov/countries-areas/taiwan/#:~:text=Economic%20Relations-,U.S.%2DTaiwan%20Relations,implementing%20U.S.%20policy%20toward%20Taiwan.wven according to usa
The reports... they do nothing
>>218237304first it was the escalatorsnow it's the stairs
>>218237158jealous
leftypol fantasizing about gay raping his coworkers
Y'all ZESTY af baka ong
>>218237304me having a look and thinking better of it
>>218237390
>>218237360he's straight sadly!
reckon there’s at least a 10% chance trump will invade and liberate us
Every day above ground is a good day
>>218237426right well can i shag you then
>>218237430God I hope so
>>218237249in the air friar?
women be like >wow hes so daddy, get inside mealso women>eww hes like 40 why is he even looking at menot even women know what women want
would be great if all the gays had died of aids wouldnt it
>>218237457grotty hog
>>218237329t. Zhang Huateng
>>218237390>>218237421
>>218237381licking at the sky and enjoy the life
>>218237430Nah. Europe and the UK are completely lost to Islam. You're in terminal decline
>>218237457she's got the look of a woman that definitely masturbates every single day
>>218237477never relax
Joss Stone sex leg
>>218237474its an official us government website mateyou can believe what you want but that doesnt change reality does it
>>218237457Damn she's ugly
love it is pissing with rain as my jeet on a bike has to pick up my maccers
I think my nigga has an obsession
Silence! A 50% white country is lecturing us
>>218237447hot and attractive 40 yr old vs creepy and ugly 40 yr old
>>218237508t. Xi Yun
>>218237457that look gives off major whore vibes
>>218237517Well done on sustaining the lifestyle of a brown person while making yourself obese Not the win you think it is
>>218237430they can't even liberate themselves and plan to import jeets en masseit's like wishing aids will cure your cancer
> And at that point, too, in Buddhist India as in Babylon, in Rome as in our own cities, a man's choice of the woman who is to be, not mother of his children as amongst peasants and primitives, but his own "companion for life", becomes a problem of mentalities. The Ibsen marriage appears, the "higher spiritual affinity" in which both parties are "free"—free, that is, as intelligences, free from the plantlike urge of the blood to continue itself, and it becomes possible for a Shaw to say "that unless Woman repudiates her womanliness, her duty to her husband, to her children, to society, to the law, and to everyone but herself, she cannot emancipate herself." The primary woman, the peasant woman, is mother. The whole vocation towards which she has yearned from childhood is included in that one word. But now emerges the Ibsen woman, the comrade, the heroine of a whole megalopolitan literature from Northern drama to Parisian novel. Instead of children, she has soul-conflicts; marriage is a craft-art for the achievement of "mutual understanding". ...At this level all Civilizations enter upon a stage, which lasts for centuries, of appalling depopulation. The whole pyramid of cultural man vanishes. It crumbles from the summit, first the world-cities, then the provincial forms, and finally the land itself, whose best blood has incontinently poured into the towns, merely to bolster them up awhile. At the last, only the primitive blood remains, alive, but robbed of its strongest and most promising elements. This residue is the Fellah type.Oswald Spengler - Decline of the West
>>218237529I accept your concession.
NEW>>218237589>>218237589>>218237589
>>218237582I haven't conceded anything
