Thighs edition
>>218237567British Broadcasting Corporation
>>218237567I actively avoid public transit because the sight of young couples trigger me
>>218237567BBC
Mademoiselle
>>218237567She should leave that priority seat and sit on my face instead.
>>218237567hol up, that's stockholm
Just wanked and feel grim but relieved
>>218238983got a whole syndrome and everything
atb
>>218238660I had sex in her ass
>>218238660unreal arse
just watched a western
>>218239815>>218239824IT'S AI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 3 of no wankhttps://youtu.be/mykhgDJvp6g
>>218238660disgusting wtf
>>218239838no it isn't i saw that one years ago
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFZ8Yn65_O0
nth for the baddiedem
What are some autistic things that you think only you do?
>>218239872buy an ad charlie
>>218239874Stupid bitch.
>>218239833
>>218239641can't trust em mate
im sorry but someones non jews really piss me off especially the ones in these threads
>>218239875I can get an erection at subzero temperatures
>>218239889ffs they made ai woke
>>218237567Kek
>>218239875don't want to say it's embarrassing
>>218239889Damn chill out ya fuckin potato person
Hi lads :3
>>218239912excuse that flag i was flying over the atlantic>>218239922t.
>>218239874Phwoarrrr
>>218239935sup homie
Looking for a young girl to piss on me. Reply with discord x
>>218239955wish i could be a liberal but don't want to be associated with creatures like thatguess i'll stay a chud :/
Looking for young girls to piss on them
Thread theme?https://youtu.be/rr1sTloviTQ
looking for young girls to piss off
>>218239981What are we talking about in this thread?
>>218240013why it do be like dat doe
seeing lots of British flags discussing British culturefucking jfs
>>218240022I have no idea, probably ass and tits and poo
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hate myself so i will do cardio after the lifting session tonight
>>218237567>>218238660
>>218240052Ah yes, the world famous autismobrit is here
>>218240053Do you enjoy Bulgaria?
>>218240077Just don't eat
>>218240077>hate myselfyes you do>so i will do cardio after the lifting session tonightno you won'tbe quiet
>>218239999those types are only liberal when it comes to whites
>>218240094I bet this woman orgasms like a freight train
just had a wank going for an incel walk in like half an hour
What do we think about the Rubin Amorim sack lads?
>>218240094I’ve been as thin as that before, it’s horrible in winter
>>218240093Yes, I wouldn't live anywhere else desu (maybe Greece), especially after the covid shit.
>>218240163theres a fallout happened behind the scenes
>>218240176Post willy :3
im skinnyfat i weigh 53lbs at 5'10 and i cant get rid of my gut and i hate it because im too thin to not eat but if i eat at all it just gets worse even if i exercise
on the gay porn
Don't know how to clean my cock desuThere's not loads of nob cheese down there but when I pull my foreskin back it smells like a mix between fish and bbq. not normal is it?I'm afraid if I just hit it with the shower head for a second, I'll burn my nobhead.
https://youtu.be/kjt7AdLYT2w
>>21824021153kg* fuck
>>218237567is that what trains look like in the britain?
>>218240228cracking tune
>>218240231Post waist pics
bait or retardation?
>>218240231i weigh pretty much the same but how the hell do you have fat??
>>218240226You gay or summit
>>218240227you don't shower everyday?
>>218239983>>>/tv/217165547
>>218240274idk but the fatties were right this shit is impossible to get rid of
>be me >do a poo>inspect the poo>is that BLOOD?>snatch it out the bowl>feel the area i think there is blood>no blood, just some red thing from goodall is well.
>>218240296nigga what the fuck
>>218240310corrr scran
>>218240288...yh
>UK and France to send troops to Ukraine if peace deal agreedEnjoy your time abroad lads, I hear Ukraine is lovely in the winter
>>218240310little umcreature
Mexico.webm
>>218240310
Umraine
>>218240336I've turned my heating off to prepare
>>218240296It's gone. What was it
>>218240378Whosekraine?
>>218239889Screaming why does it talk like a sanctimonious Reddit poster
It's mad that all it takes to make a woman want to understand a man is to make him 2D
someone's knocking at the doorsomebody's ringing the bell
>>218238660>>218237567Built for bwc
>>218240468I'll ring your bell mate
>>218240468*hides from the window*
>>218240468hello this is tv licencing enforcement
test
>homer bimpson
wheres toby
>>218240420I red that as >Mick k-wei-la
>>218240420*high pitched woman voice*a 2d man can't rape or kill you
wonder what compels a man to become a 4chan janitor
>>218240383archive
>>218240546Lack of penis size
yeah mental how the german botnet flag linked to cp and nobody bats an eye despite how he claims he's not on the nonce botnetkys
>>218240546I was thinking of becoming one just to ban every Indian poster I see but, it turns out you can't do that
>>218240572I'm in Germany you cunt.
>>218240545
and what of you linking to cp?
>>218240468open the doorlet em iiiiiiiinnnnnn
>>218240546Boredom?Vengeance?An urge to be like Snacks?
>>218237567genuinely ugly
Just needs Emma's bum sat on my face farting.
>>218240373so this is rorke
right so that's Germany going in the flag filter
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXIYOU NEED A LIFT?BITCH CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK
>>218240628not all German posters are the same, rorke
Yeah searched the archive and saw the text for that post. Luckily the image hadn't loaded. Grim
>>218240518>-wei
women wear skin tight leggings that grip up inside their arse crack and wrap around their fanny bulge but apparently i'm the perverted one just for noticing
>>218240667SAY ONLY WHAT YOU THINK I KNOW YOU SHOULDHATE MYSELF MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD
Canadians.webm
it not fair it just not fair it should be 800 ad and i should be able to go to the neighboring village and steal a wife and then die when some invading people come through instead its 2026 and i have to wageslave and beg a woman to give me a 2% chance of a relationship lasting longer than 2 weeks
>>218240763always with the fuckin head wobble
>>218240763It's obviously she's rage baiting, her husband is eating with a spoon like a human.
>>218240763it's insane that they're so uglyit's even more insane that over half of the meals here literally look like poo
>>218240763this entire webm is so disgustingthe fat dudethe fat girl who looks inbredsomethings you dont post online
>>218240763This after using her hands to wipe instead of using toilet paper and not washing her hands after.
>>218240818cultural appropriation
>>218240763Feel bad for the guy
egg
>>218240779300,000 years of homo sapiens and i was born in the 21st centuryjust not right
I weigh 92kg and am 6ft2 no fat though
Would you fuck yourself: y or n?
>>218240818>eating with a spoonyes>like a human... not so much
>>218240895still a homo though aren't you
>>218240916yh x
love spending time with my girlfriend and speaking to her shes my best friend
>>218240986cannot relatei've hated having to spend time with any woman i've been with
>>218240986
>think about starting a new bg3 game>can't decide on what class to pick>do something elsealright
Mad how Jack the Ripper was Jewish and they covered it up
>>218241032
>>218241032hot
well that's a muslim midget trying to shag a regular sized woman
>>218240895somethings GOT to give
who in fucks name is filming thatjesus
>>218241040Mad how the ADL was started to cover up a jewish man raping and murdering a 13 year old girl
>>218241073clearly their phone propped up on the ground you tard
>>218241073one of them obviouslydo wonder what they get out of it though, shagging a midget can't be great
>>218241073stephen spielberg has signed on for the hollywood adaptation
>>218241073what is it, not clicking
Someone check up on AJ he’s not doing well
>>218241119midget trying? to shag a regular sized womandidn't watch the rest as midgets scare me
>>218240986Please dont post things like this here it isn't appreciated at all
>>218241150not trying he gets right in there and you can see his quite sizeable balls swinging while he goes at it
>>218241073it's that didier fella who filmed wildlife for bbc documentarieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYIK6Bg6co
>>218241190like i say i didn't finish the video because midgets scare me
>>218241032lil bro getting that nut
Crown Prosecution Service civil servants took the time to remind their junior staff that they are all “welcome, important and valued” as “scary” flags and “far right protests” apparently made it more difficult for them to focus on their work last year. CPS sources shared the below exchange from an internal comms channel for researchers and analysts
>>218241032Cockmogs me!
>>218241222benders
>>218241222The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
37 year old male model who looks 17
kek lil midget fella gettin his end away more than some lads itt
>>218241266aka women
>>218241246Cock, Humpy, Grabby, Deeply, Gashful, Sleazy and Pokey
>>218241283did he died?
mental how women all lie that they need clitoral stimulation to cummost of them can do it easily from the man just thrusting alone
Saw a girl earlier who stuck her tongue out but her tongue was a few dozen metres in length and she licked the back of her head
>>218241264Did this one time with a girl I know in the next stall
The First Blast of /brit/ against the Monstruous Regiment of outer/int/
Accidentally stepped on catberg who was on the stairs (almost never goes there), followed him down annoyed thinking he wanted food and now the wanker ran outside into the bloody rain
and the hippo... swallowed him whole
>>218241307most men dont know how to put pressure on the g or a spot and just hammer straight at the cervix
>>218241328:(
>>218241307They don't "need it" but it's a nice addition.
back from my incel walk it was too warm for my big thick jacket my face is freezing thoughbeit
>>218241328consider yourself done
Nothing ever cockmogs me
>>218241334how can you tell if you're hammering the a spot (cervix) ?what does it feel like
>>218241361chunky monkey
i sleep now
>>218241032Remember, this guy has been inside a woman and you still haven't.
got a 6"x4.5" penis
Evening team. Was going to start Majora's Mask 3D tonight but I'm actually tired after work. They made me work produce (the fruit and vegetables) which normally only men work because it's physically demanding but lately they have started asking me to do it.
when i was at college long ago i lived in a co-ed dorm and sometimes girls would use the boys' shower stalls if theirs were all being usedsaw a couple of butts and a titty
>>218241401jail time
working my way through the slagstock of the dwarrow realm
>>218240716
>>218241401the a spot is just another g spot but its always way at the back above the cervix (above meaning out towards the belly)
got a 3"x5" chode
>>218241361is that like a "hot girl walk"?
might actually be going insane due to lack of human connection
Rorke playing WWF No Mercy on his phone before going to sleep
*vampires billionarely across the room with*
got an average but kind of thick penus, haven't heard complains
>>218241457alri ladstay with us x
2026 is going to be a great year for Britain!
>>218241428tranny is a raving misogynist what a shocker
>>218241466fatyank doing his noel fielding bit again. quelle surprise, as they say in berlin.
Psychology says people who clean as they cook “instead of leaving everything until the end” consistently share these 8 distinctive traits
Thought my willard was big when i was in secondary school but soon started to realize was just kind of average
that seems about an average amount of food for a brit i'd say
im not fatyank
my life is so fucking done holy shit
>>218241447how many inches deep is that to hit it reliably?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
>>218241328>downstairs Alri billionaire
A strange retarded schizo life is mine
I refuse to believe bots post hereEvery post is human
>>218241585i dunno it depends on how deep the woman isi think the average was like 4 to 7 inches
0161
listening chinese rap
>>218241630so there's no real benefit to having a willard bigger than 7 inches
might do a poo
>>218240986yuckew
>>218241672not for your benefit or unless shes got a deep dish pussy, though some of them like the idea of giant ones if theyre FUCKING WHORES!!!
Just shagged the gf a couple times, walked her home and am now watching anime and about to eat a peanut butter sandwich. Up for toil at 6am.Yuuup, it's gonna be one of those days.
sat on me bollocks again
Been eating complete crap for years now
you ever had a girl tell you that "you have too much stamina and it's starting to hurt" ?is this a real thing or is it just lazy bitches that dont want to fuck?ive had this a lot from girls and it does my head in and really ruins the mood
just staggered the gf with an uppercut to the cunt
one the the smiths again
>>218241809Perform a finishing move on her for bonus points
just followed some couple to the girls home and then broke in once the guy left
guy in the flat below mes growing weed againaround time for a harvest, getting a real thick earthy smell seeping in through the windows last few days
>>218241784No I haven't
Y’all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
>>218241850is school finished already?
Rorke locking in and achieving flow state
in the night, i see him post,the coldest story ever told,somewhere far along this road he lost his soul,to a woman so arseless,how could she be so arseless?oh,how could she be so arselesshow could he be such a fucking pedo?,he's bringin' out a side of me that i don't know,i decided we wasn't gon' speak so,why he up 3 am on the board?,why do he be such a mad pedo?,homie, i don't know, he's a schizo,i won't stop, won't mess my posts up,‘cause i already know how this thing go,he run in tell everyone that she's stinky,they say that they don't see why he even breathe,he wait a couple of minutes, then you gon' see,he'll be there posting the exactly same thing agaaaaaain,aaaaaaain,sowhere far along this road he lost his soul,to a woman so arseless,how could she be so arseless?,oh,how could she be so arseless?
>>218241894i was raised in a cult and never allowed to go to school
finished final fantasy 6moving on 9skipping 7 (played recently + remakes)skipping i (because its shit and the junction system is gay)
Rorke waggling his penis in the shower whilst whispering "small dick little dick i've got a little dick"
Getting arse blacked by the nigger mandem
>>218241814A rush and a push and the land we stand on is ours.I started something I couldn't finish.Death of a disco dancer.Unhappy birthdayPaint a vulgar picture.Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.Girlfriend in a coma.Stop me if you think thatDeath at one's elbowI won't share you.
talk and talk and talk and talk,matey, she ain't got no arse
>>218241958dunno why he has persisted with the gimmick relwntlessly for.liteeally years
>>218241784I've had one say she was glad I wasn't shagging her for hours before. I usually only go for a few minutes and try not to drag each one out, I do try and get them off before I go in and have my wicked way thougheverbeit>>218241850Watch out for her parents lad x
>>218241893No but one time I though I was buying mdma but it was actually meth, there was a miscommunication with the dealer - i had a fun few days after that. My apartment was spotless.
Catberg back in the house, dried off, and fed
>>218241784>>218241978They only want to have sex for hours if you have a BBC
>>218241972it's just ingrained in his head enough that he gets a little kick out of doing it nowif he got a life for a couple of months it'd end but idk how someone like him achieves that
>>218241933Never liked 8 either desu, think I tried to get into it maybe 5+ times over the years and always dropped it
one side of my facial profile is completely different and way less attractive than the other side
>>218241978>a few minutes bruhwhat is she doing to send you iver the edge that fast
>>218241933>>218242012VIII is great, much better than IX.
I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>218242027bro is 2face maxxing
>>218242032Being a sexy woman that I, a straight man with a functioning penis who is fucking her, am attracted to, thus making me cum
>>218242035shut up no one asked for your shit opinionget those beans on that shelf dickhead
>>218241925roar
Had a fleshlight i threw away now i miss it
Im like 20 minutes in just enjoying myself and then you start getting the sighing and asking if youre done yet as they look back over the shoulderno bitch im not doneyoull know when im done wont youdaft cow
https://youtu.be/KzfvrfiTmiE
>>218242092*presents you with my arse*here use this instead
what the fuck lads putin in threads (1984)? it's a conspirack
>>218242105Grim
>>218242105Usually when they start cumming it makes me bust.
>>218242117*plunges in*interesting texture...
>>218242105are you shagging paralysed women
shagged her for a good two hoursher cunt was like sandpaper afterwards
>>218242032I say a few minutes but I'm not actually sure, I'm guessing it could be 5 or 10 in reality but I don't time it. About 50 minutes passed on that double session this evening so take from that what you will lad
>>218242126that literally is putin as well ? wtf ?
>>218242105She’s just not that into you
Usually shag for about 20 minutes which I feel is a good amount of time (in addition to any foreplay). I don’t love doggy desu, prefer girl on top and my favourite is missionary
>>218242105that's because you are doing it wrongyou didn't make her cum multiple times by hammering her a spot
I never understood why Asian women are into either fat bastards or muscular dudes no in-between btw
need all southerners who come up north dead.
I'm a degenerate pervert who knows he doesn't deserve anything, yet I persist, much to my folly
>>218242180Doggy always gets the job done, I like the girl on top when she knows what she is doing. I actually hate missionary, I don't know why so many people like it. Girl actually stopped me last time I was doing it and we did it in another position because I hurt her a bit. It just feels awkward to me, probably a skill issue on my end
had this polish bird once who used to lock her legs together behind my back as i fucked her on her backwas some jujitsu tier shit i couldn't maneuver out of and she just locked me their and would call me names like sissybitch or limp dicked faggot and tell me i could never satisfy herrhat girl was wild and also scaryalmost like i was the one being fucked
>>218242217Is that actually where you toil
>>218242217>>218242251Battlefield road?
got low grade man boobs
>>218242241>i like the girl on top when she knows what she is doingproblem is most of them are lazy bitches and get off after a few thrusts saying its too tiring
>>218242278Pump them bitches up, son! Make me proud to call you my daughter.
>>218242241Missionary has eye contact and you get to see her face which is lovely. You can kiss/lick/bite her and when she wraps her arms and legs around you and draws you in it’s heavenly. I kind of hate doggy style as I lose my erection when I’m not looking at her/feeling her around me
used to work at greggs before you got fired for threatening to cut yourself up at work too didn't you tilde
on my way to aldi battlefield road
>>218242295Mine gets off after a few thrusts and loses muscle control... it's kind of hot for a few seconds, but after about half a minute, it just feels like I've got a spastic on me.
>>218242305>1am on a work day>Berating someone who's got a job and going through uniFace it lad, they've got it better than you
>>218242304do you do missionary lying down or do you put her legs on your shoulders and do it on your knees
>>218242295Exberg managed to get good at it before we split unfortunately.Used to be able to get her to climb on, go slow for a bit then just tell her to go for it and she could beat it out of me VERY quickly
So this is employed woman aka sacked tranny aka Tilde from /britfeel/:>posted on r9k under the name tilde from 2015-2018>lives in a council house with his dolescum family>highly autistic>special interests include languages, pokemon, and anime>compulsive liar>alcoholic>bulimic>got fired after threatening to slice his wrists at work for attention twice>diddled by his uncle while his sister watched>obsessed with seasidemark because he reminds him of his fat nonce uncle>uni drop out>shoplifter>compulsive liar>works at ALDI battlefield road shrewsburyhttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWanything else?
>>218242323>it just feels like I've got a spastic on me.im sure she feels the same way lmao
bein thoroughly raped by life
>>218242351She's gorgeous.
>>218242342Prefer lying down
>>218242323ROARING
>>218242305love a sausage roll
>>218242342I also need to know this, maybe that's where I'm going wrong
>>218241925
>>218242342standing up legs on shouldersi dont like lying down, its too awkward and uncomfortable
never pooed in my life
>>218242432>standing up legs on shoulderswait what
>>218242321This is what Danes do to Greenlanders and for some reason everyone thinks we're the bad guys
>tfw no british library gf
>>218242323I had one who did it both ways, facing me and she would slap and choke me as she rode, or the other way and shed go wild like she was riding one of those rodeon buckaroo things you see in american movies
>>218242482imagine the farts
>>218242407Love a slice of Elena
I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAINNO YOU NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWNI GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAINNO YOU NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN
i dragged my husband to scotland purely because i'm in love with a fictional characterthe highlands and the accent are cute but my heart aches for jack
>>218242482i should be able to fight for the right to marry and keep her but she has 'rights' now so we just have to accept a sub-2 tfr
>>218242471like this
>>218242365When she's on top? I've put on a few pounds over the holidays, but that's just improbable.
Time to watch my wife fuck Tyrone like they do in GERMANY
>>218242471Need a bed at the right height for this, mines too low I think
>>218242586you can just stack some cushions under her arse
>>218242610People say this but it's a bit of a mood killer surely stopping to stack some cushions in the middle of it all?
>>218237567I'm so horny
>>218242482corr name?
the newthe newmake the fuuucking new
>>218242649if youre doing it on the bed, theres going to be a couple right there anyway and you get a better angle
>>218242482would make me feel loike arry pottah being in there
can we make it an autistic incel thread and not a sex havers threadthanks
>>218242722absolutely mental how much of a number little midget fella done on the threadberg
>>218242722cant you go to britfeel for that
well one of you has to make it you fucking idiots
i wish i could feel this good all the time
you first yanknot your slave
on a 300s countdown you fuck
>>218242845>>218242845>>218242845
>>218242683
someone make an actual new
