What's the most retarded thing you've done while drunk? Last week i ordered a Guinness and told two africans that it was just as dark as them, they raged and i wanted to fight them both, then the bouncers came and i started to want to fight them too. I was punched several times and ran when the police came, and then the africans followed me and gave me a beating as well. I think i was banned.
>>218237784I don't think has happened.
>>218237784Unironically driving. Memes are memes, but don’t drink and drive, bros.
I had to pee and pulled out one of my balls instead of my dick and peed my pants.
>>218237784Lots of stuffSpraying a whole bottle of champagne on Avicii's set comes to mind
Nothing. I've never been drunk in my entire life>inb4 missed outOn what? Partying and having fun with people? I've done that without the need to act like a monkey and then feel like shit the next morning
Many attempts to hit on women
>>218237784Last year I sang a racist song and puked in front of a chick who wanted to fuck me up until that point. I don't regret it.
>>218237784>What's the most retarded thing you've done while drunk?not remembering
>>218237784got drunk once and told the bartender his forearms looked strong enough to crush walnutsspent the next hour aggressively maintaining eye contact while ordering drinks i didn’t even wanthe gave me a free shot, i said thanks daddy out loud by accidentthat was really embarassing
I sucked a guys cock through his jeans in the middle of the night club while wearing kink gear (up to your imagination)afterwards I got bummed HARD
>>218238667>>218238712faggot board
>>218237784I have some sort of super human high inhibition so even when drinking until nearly passing out I've never done anything particularly stupid. I always find my way home and don't embarrass myself.
>>218237784I literally never relax enough to compromise my judgmentI've gotten drunk enough for the whole room to spin but I never experienced me becoming "not me"I'm worried I won't be able to experience the full trip when I finally get my shit together and do iboga for the first time
