The oil was promised to me 3,000 years ago
>>218241201based
>>218241201Why 3000?>inb4 the world is 6000 years old
lmao
>>218241239that's when America was founded, smart guy
>>218241239chief White Feather of the Slapahoe tribe said so before getting massacred in good ol’ 1874
>>218241268>Slapahoe tribekek