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>>218243437who diss
>>218243437
>>218243437What's on her arm?
>>218243455WORLD WAR TREE! LET'S FUCKIN' THROW THESE CUNTS A DONNYBROOK THEN HIT THE FUCKIN' RYE!
DID IT HAPPEN
I would describe my overall vibe as “sexual demigod vampire incubus”
>>218243521Oh... yeah. Nobody told you?
KING
>>218243529vpn off fk
>>218243555OF UNDISPUTED NONSENSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26GUr7glX2M
Is this going to happen when I'm sleeping again. WARS ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL I SLEEP
Chuds are mean
>noticeable amount of gang is gonewhat the helly
what if denmark decides to sell greenland to canada? ever think about that?
George Washington is smiling at us.
Thouhts?
>>218243555If niggers didn't racialise everything, they could've probably actually accomplished somethingInstead they decided to burn down random small businesses
>>218243596There are worse ways to go out.>>218243608It would be funny. Short lived, but funny.
>>218243596no, two more weeks
Business AIDS
Brazilians are destroying 4chan
oooo he said the n word
Why is everyone freaking out about Greenland? My news feed shows no new developments besides some mild comments from Miller
>>218243665Minor case of mass hysteria
>>218243651They've been an internet plague since the 2000s
When do zooms zooms go back to school I'm tired of having a crowded gym
>>218243665Sometimes I like screaming FIRE or something similar to freak people out
>>218243665trump said that the u.s. needs greenland for national security purposes on air force one today
>>218243665red/int/ is full of midwits
Donald Rump
>>218243437Sexo, but she looks like she would smell like mayonnaise
>>218243665Because Donnie took the Venezuelan boy's desk, and the whole situation seems somewhere between something historically familiar and a drunk game of Risk.
Trump is old, but more importantly, he’s also very fat.
>>218243699daaayum
Antifa in Canada wants to invade the United States and bomb us
>>218243715Most of it is muscle. He's solid
>>218243715a true representative of the people
What is it with elites and pedophilia?If I managed to become an elite, I would just chill At most I'd do some drugs and fuck some whores
CANADIAN ANTIFA TERRORISTS JUST BURNED DOWN THE PENTAGRAM
>>218243693 He has been saying that for a while. He's trying to exert pressure on Denmark to sell it to them. For now I doubt there will be any military action.
>>218243748they're psychopaths. they have to do extreme things to get off.
GDQ is even more shit than usual this year
>>218243728in that order... because Antifa here is literally college kids with fucked up hair and non-mainstream gender and sex preferences.They're quite visible - should provide a decent distraction.
>>218243748Feminists are right. Abusers like young women and girls because they're easier to control
>>218243762i'd say there's 1% chance of the u.s. military getting involved
>>218243782Polymarket says 10% chance
>>218243777outside of quebec. antifa in montréal is more like european antifa.
fish fingers w/ pickles for dinner :>
>>218243782brb, planting a flag and a bottle of rye in Nuuk.
>>218243780 >DEA This makes me want to rewatch Narcos
I’m eating roast beef, mashed p’taters, and corn!
>>218243796They have to deal with actual-ish fascists from time to time... Quebec's a lot more like European Canada.
Dis be sum fuckery
Oink
>>218243782 If it happens I have to move there. I have to take part in America's new frontier.
>>218243796That's fucking cringe
https://youtu.be/ZwbUWgV1fvU?si=XuG0NtYGnAIy-0mN
>>218243804Mexico season is better. The Brazilian guy who played Escobar has a terrible accent and it ruins my immersion
>>218243826In honor of you we will make a place in Cuba called New Athens where people will be executed if they don't put Greek lemon and oregano in steak seasoning
>>218243826Have you ever been to Greenland? There's a reason it has a history of being more or less abandoned.Nuuk isn't completely uninhabitable, but it's still cold and shitty.
>>218243832Nah, you're just a fascist working through the congitive dissonance.It'll all work out, buddy.
>>218243853Yeah okay but we bought Alaska which is way worse
Take GreenlandPull out of continental Europe and let Russia have it We're stuck with the bongs unfortunatelyFocus on our allies in East Asia
>>218243840>Mexico season is better I tried it and dropped it 5 episodes in. The main American agent was a brown guy and the setting was boring
>>218243867*Ignores your comment**Smacks your twink butt*
>>218243801Seek help
>>218243875And put most of the people halfway down British Columbia's coast.But yeah, that was a weird move. I'm glad it worked out for you.
Why would Denmark refuse to sell anyway? They don't do anything with it. Why are they so attached?
Hey babehttps://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>218243629yup insightful documentary bout angolaforgot what calledbut diss chinaman just going to town on how degraded the nation became after independence
>>218243885
>>218243920Best chippy in your town, GO!
>>218243892It is quite smackable... but that's from all the lifting. I don't know if it's completely true, but I don't think it's possible to be a twink and an arborist - lots of movement and lifting, very cold a lot of the time, leads to muscle and hair growth.
>>218243762out of intrest is there any reason denmark would want to keep greenland other than like saving face?
>>218243896way ahead of you
>>218243853 It takes a faustian spirit to crave for a frontier environment. To want to explore, to want to experience hardship in the cold wilderness. I was born in the wrong time. You wouldn't get it, Rajeesh.
>the 2030s approach
>>218243940Nigga plant my rose garden
let me handle greenland
>>218243945Not wanting Trump to have it... not even the US, just Trump.That's really it. They definitely give more to the island than they get back.
>>218243929 Is that my boy Dehaan
>get up and commute to work with the sun barely up>get home with the sun already having set
There's something powerful and tremendously evil hidden away in Greenland
>>218243989It's your mom's minge
when you picture a gamer girl what does she look like
>>218243989Smth Lovecraftian perchance?
>>218243996Done 'im
Poo comes from there. Why is it so attractive?
>>218244005thigh high socks, 5 inch penis
>>218244005Obese and smelly
>>218243945No country wants to surrender territory I guess. Denmark definitely can't max out Greenland's potential though. If I was an injun in Greenland I'd gladly welcome in the Americans if they promised us statehood.
>>218244026girls dont poop
>>218244005me in a dress
>>218243780Maduro is height mogging them hard
These have a Nutri Score of “ C “ so I can’t feel bad about eating the whole bag, can’t feel good either.
>>218243954Brosef Papadopoulos, I've worked in Fort Mac, Iqaluit, and Grise Fiord. I spent a year setting up a greenhouse operation on the northern shores of Lake Superior... My continued use of all twenty fingers and toes is at least as much luck as it is discretion.Take a trip there first.
dumb yoshiposter
Maduro gets life imprisonment I'm calling it right now
>>218243961I'm good at it, but those aren't trees, and you're not anywhere near my current area of stewardship.
>>218244038Rivers change quite frequently, if you go to geological time scales so do mountains. Dumb anime girl.
Imagine an Indian getting fucked in the ass by a horse.
>>218243437I am so horny and it's just Wednesday
>>218244058life imprisonment for what?
>>218244048Meanwhile a stick of salted butter gets an E and a steak gets a D. Frenchmen just put anything on there.
Terrible thread
what if i was your moms dildo
>>218244068I'll fly you and take you shopping
>>218244084Nepal anon!!! :O
>>218244026 It's not. Men thirsting over butts is a relatively new phenomenon. You didn't see women in the 1900s flaunting their asses like they do today.
>>218244073It doesn't never change retard
>>218244086Being a NIGGERFAGGOT
>>218244084nipplese
>>218244088I am sure that while the chips drag the rating down, there are all kind of healthy herbs that bring it back up. I'm probably eating an antioxidant bomb and don't even know it.
In 41 minutes, I can take a 15 minute break.
>>218244093Appreciated... I'm about to hit 21 days on call, plowing and probably trimming a thousand trees off of power lines. Does the ground freeze where you are?
>>218244106You actually did. There's art of it from the middle ages
>>218244106uh....
>>218244106the ancient greeks seemed to love big asses
For me it's Lavren Mayberry and her inner thighs.
>>218244106What's the cause?
>>218244126Unfortunately yes but it's hot right now. 40 F
>>218244086 Having such an ugly wife when he's the dictator of a country and can have the best babe in the snap of a finger
>>218244084Cool flag. How are the big mountains these days?
>>218244132badonkadonk
>>218244109>calls me a retard>makes a minor grammatical mistake in the same postO I AM LAFFIN
>>218244132That's just the shape of the dress. That doesn't count
why the fuck do treadmills existliterally just walk on the sidewalkor back and forth inside your own home
>>218244154Venezuelan women are pretty fuglyhttps://youtu.be/nP9zoP3km7g
>>218244138she has an uneven gait. she should fix that before she ends up with hip problems
>>218243699Could rock this >>218244132
>>218244168and corsets arent the shape of the chest, whats your point?
>>218244058He didn't do anything illegal.Maduro is the George Floyd of 2026
>>218244169Some of us have this thing called Winter and others don't like pacing for an hour.
>>218244138Is that true, you burn more fat from walking?
Hey Canadian anon :3https://youtu.be/lUb34agCjG4
ChatGPT, do you really think I can find some of these ingredients here in the US? I've never even heard of harissa before.
Really want to sexo this woman.
>>218244058It has to be a very long sentence but not life imprisonment, say +25 years
We had this exact discussion about old dresses before & whether they're designed to accentuate sexual characteristics, like a year agoWhy do you guys repeat stuff like this over and over?
going to pay toiletberg a little visit
>>218244198Just go to your local Middle Eastern market
I remember in high school my friend's sister matched with an nfl player on hinge and asked my friend if he was "relevant"This guy was offering to fly her out to his summer home and she was acting as if being a rich nfl player alone wasn't enough. She wasn't even that attractive
>>218244205I do not recall that tbqh
Wifeberg is making me watch the gay hockey show
In Canada he would get like 6 years and be out in 4 on good behavior.
>>218244218If he was Indian he wouldn't even be charged
>>218244198just mash chilli peppers and olive oil with some paprika. it's not that hard.
>>218244151Wait till early spring
>>218244216it happenedand even that discussion was a repeat of the one from a year before thatYou guys are like tape recorders Every post just convinces me more and more I'm the only remaining real human left here.
Holy sexo.
>>218244176
>>218244213i think this story is baloney
>>218244245well i think you're a dumb nigger with an ass full of cum
>>218244169If there's white people in your area, it's probably -30 right nowIf it's warm where you are, probably full of criminals
>>218244218>foreignerHe'd get under 6 months so as not to jeopardize his Permanent residency. And that's only IF he ever went to court, we love having war criminals here.
>>218244257skewered that freak
it's -5 celsius outside my door
>There's probably still a touch of the homemade bay rum on or near mine (which would cover the vanilla and baking spice aspect), but it probably smells mostly of cold leather, wet denim, and road rage.Like I said, there's the terroir aspect as well. I don't expect a boy butt from Saskatchewan to smell like one from PEI (a very fresh smell with a touch of seaweed. Cool breeze smell)
>>218244259Doesn't surprise me, our government is full of open traitors.
>>218244273 Why is he naked
there was a fire at my work and we were outside in the rain for a couple hoursthey made us go back to work in the smoky building
Is Costco also a big thing in your cunts? Here Costco is always swarmed by people in any special date. It's incredible how popular that store became in a few years.
Back on the dating apps and already depressed.
>>218244236Do you only feel like that here or the world around you as unreal or dreamlike as this too?
6 degrees Celsius above freezing in Vancouver at the moment>>218244292Costco here is hounded by chinks and jeets
>>218244191No.
I love fit women. Cardio bunnies at the gym. Sexy in their tight pants with their toned tummies.
>>218244292Costco has been huge here for decades. We go crazy for bulk value shopping nigga.
black on the dating apps and already oppressed
there was a brief period in my childhood when I thought that costco was a fake store made up for the movie Employee of the Month (2006)
you can be either 6'2+, rich or darktriad and any combination of these other than that all thats left is being an incel
Baby you're a rich Jew
back on the dating apps and am already banging 10s
I think some porn stars actually do love their jobs
>>218244106Ok but what about Ἀφροδίτη Καλλίπυγος? Care to tell us what it means?
gave birth to a massive log
>>218244198Macbot...Do you have access to guajillos, de arbols, or pasillas?halfassed harissa recipe: clean up a few red peppers, roast them with about a fist of garlic (low and slow, cover the garlic, keep the peppers closer to the heat if you're doing it on a barbecue). Toast up a tablespoon of coriander seed and about a teaspoon of cumin and caraway- either in a pan/tray in the oven/bbq. Blend the peppers, garlic, spices, and chili with some lemon juice and zest (optional but good), maybe some powdered sumac, sesame, a pinch of cardamon or strong oregano (all completely optional). If you want to add olive oil, gently pulse it in after everything else is smooth, or it will wind up bitter - not sure why, it just does.
I keep seeing videos of Americans posting their Costco shopping trips and they are absolutely FULL of jeets. How are they just everywhere like that? It's bad enough having them here I hate seeing it in other countries as well.
>>218244368logging in
why did mods add a bunch /v/ variations and a fucking wrestling board but dont add a safe work r9k
why did WE all choose to become bitter chudcels instead of becoming normies?
>>218244360A non-insignificant portion of them seem to be genuine nymphos but even they get burned out eventually
>>218244305>>218244373Come here, white man. There are no jeets and no chinks here.
>>218244373kek isn't it funny that it was Indians who finally made normies aware of demographics
>>218244362My ancestors pretty much liked everything
>>218244385I'm more resentful than I am bitter.
>>218244385I'm a pseudonormieTons of friends but I can't get laid
>>218244362goddess of the arse shelf?
REMEMBER REMEMBER SIX DAYS AFTER DECEMBER MAGA IDIOT COUP AND PLOTI SEE NO REASONWHY MAGAT TREASONSHOULD E'ER BE FORGOT
>>218244385It’s actually very easy to stop being a retarded chud,
>>218244385I'm just a retard
>>218244381I think he woulda survived until that stab under his armpit from the back, that looked really bad.
>>218244393>and no chinks hereMexico is filled with Chinos
I can sense a McVeigh moment coming.>>218244373>>218244393>>218244394LOL and they always have carts filled with dozens of 4L cartons of milk to bring home to their 18-person household.
>>218244393There are unironically a lot of Chinese pipo in Mexico City now
>>218244385 I didn't choose it, I was always an atypical shut-in who around 2018 saw the truth and couldn't unsee it.
>>218244371>guajillos, de arbols, or pasillasnever heard these words before in my life tbqh.
Gonna order some dope.
He's literally me
>>218244381Posted it on the wrong board award
>>218244395 liked pretty much everything* ESL moment sry
>>218244438vgh welcome back diogenes enlightened one
>>218244446easily one of the worst forced memes on /mu/
>>218244385i didn't choose to be unlovablei'm also not a CHUD you fucking CHUDgruesome newsom 2028
>>218244458https://youtu.be/YM_Mp_Kjvxw?si=R4KvVv8xdinZwtoM
I wish I could date the girl that sings at my church. She's so beautiful and has an incredible voice.
What would you say in response to this situation if this was you?
>>218244481 Why can't you?
>>218244481I fucked her
>>218244485>Yeah i was looking at porn, so what?
>>218244481Tell her that and ask her Dad if it's okay to take his daughter out for a date.
>>218244481just go up to her and ask if you can take her to poundtown. those words exactly.
more like inedible(2011 calories)
>>218244485 That's not pornography, the women are clothed
>>218244485just checking up on the latest fashion trends
gooning to gock
that part in that alien movie with the brazillian alien was the funniest shit
The waiter won't listen
>greeks dont know about softcore pornographyand to think these niggas created """""""democracy"""""
>>218244485>That wasn't porn, I'd never watch porn in public or private. That was erotica.
>>218244439In the eloquent words of the exalted lord Sammy L: "Dried chiles motherfucker, do you have them?"and if so, which ones? What fresh chiles do you have access to? Jalapeno/serrano and chipotle aren't bad, but not the right flavour for harissa. Thai peppers aren't bad - just dry them first - they dry really well.
How'd I do? Did I choose wisely?
>>218244527I wont share with you
there's a really shady looking african/middle eastern/carribean grocery store just up the road from me that might have harissa paste.
Nigga look like a fucking rack-oon
>>218244527He's a waiter, not a listener.
>>218244522what about this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpfhSdJnEVM
>>218244530 That's not softcore porn either. It's erotic pictures if anything
>>218244547surest sign of living in flyover country is if your grocer doesn't stock common ethnic foods and spiceslike harissa
>>218244488I've never had a chance to talk to her after church since she's in the choir.>>218244496I don't know who her family is. It's a big parish.
>>218244565>parishLouisiana
>>218244563congrats on living near brown people
I started eating something I couldnt finish
>>218244527can you order for me? i have social anxiety
Is this softcore pornography too? Lol what a retard
>>218244599flat chest >>>>
>>218244542Fellow cart ganger
>>218244580clearly based on this thread that's its own achievement.
there's a fancy shmancy natural healthy nerdy grocery store for white people nearby that has this stuff in stock
>>218244292We don't have one nearby. We almost got an Aldi though until it canceled and everyone celebrated when it wasn't coming here anymore. Would have been nice to have more than a Walmart.
>>218244599can you uber me a greek wife?
>flat chest >>>>
This new Greek is really cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj__Vnl49_Y
>>218244621i bet it's good
>>218244629You sure it's not just the Bulgarian?
>>218244642Nah this guy's way more based
>>218244626 Give me your address
>>218244629 love u too
>>2182446531967 maple street toss a gyro in there too, please
>>218244661zohran!?! is it really you!?!??!?!?!??!omigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys I found this really funny videohttps://youtu.be/0ogJtX-Z7Xs?
gooning up a storm
Fuck off Brian.
the /cum/ barony lobby last night was fire, when are we doing that again
>>218244732tam
The shit that just came out of my ass had a girth I didn’t even think was possible. I literally gaped myself. I could never be gay because that did not feel good at all.
>>218244752That was pure Indian culture you bigot
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>218244745Just need to get used to it
>>218244691is that lee?
>>218244762Scientology claims to be able to cure gay thoughts which is why so many homosexual celebs became adherents>Tom Cruise>John Travolta>Will Smith
>>218244752here have this one
>>218244776It does?
WOOF WOOF WOOF AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218244752<3>>218244757Nah I’ve had Indian food before and it gave me serious diarrhea. But this thing was incredibly dense and solid. Like shitting out a chunk of limestone.
I am suffering. I am suffering without meaning.
i am gooning. i am gooning without a goonbuddy.
Wild Zesty West
>>218244795Welcome to urf
>>218244787Unironically yes, they are anti-homosexual, anti-troon and at one point had conversion therapy type verbiage about fags.
I am shitting. I am shitting without cleaning.
stink like sweat but its too late to shower
I'm excited to eat a cheeseburger Saturday. I may even put a condiment on it, who knows
>>218244810l. ron hubbard was based?
>>218244811Saaaaaaar
>>218244811another day wasted on 4plebs then? imagine what will be going through your pea sized brain when you choke and die, if anything. youll have regrets, no doubt..
Gays eat poop
remember when we had goon nights on the /cum/ discord?good times....
>>218244629He's fucking retarded and thinks invading Greenland is a good idea, fuck him
>>218244820I think that was just the normal views of the time, but because he's their prophet or whatever they can't edit it out now even if they softened on it.
>>218244826So do straights
>>218244842Gays eats poop straight from a man's ass
>>218244824I don't think brown people, or at least most of them, are capable of having regrets like that.
>>218244842i would eat all of these
>>218244842Mmmm Donuts
why are Americans against kidnapping foreign leaders that oppose us?what type of meek cucked mentality is that
Giant pooper here. It did not flush. Needed to use the plunger. Fortunately I have one that works really well. Mission accomplished.
>>218244854You are Canadian so you surely would prefer to suck the poop from a man's hairy anus
>>218244854Of course you would, Singh Horton
>>218244857how does venezuela oppose us?
Post Asian or black milfs please sir
americans are tubby
A prostitute I used to fuck died
>>218244817>the chicken patty on the leftAsqueroso
>>218244868they don't allow us to have free reign over their nation they don't bow down to us as their overlords but now they will
I’m gonna lift weights and get a crazy pump. Then I’m gonna jerk off while caressing my swollen muscles.
>>218244842I really want some donuts but refuse to go to Jeet Hortons.
>>218244857what's to stop the stupid fucking fascist from kidnapping one of us for making fun of him? we already know he's a thin-skinned baby
>>218244877how?
>>218244877and it seems to me you lived your lifelike a candle in the wind
218244883
>>218244857The same people wanted America to kidnap Netan-yahoo or Putin at various times so clearly it's just partisanship like everything else now
>>218244887he's not a Fascist and if you think he is you've never met a Fascist
>>218244892she's right
>>218244892Don't care
we are literally living in the digital revolution, just like 100 years ago with the industrial revolution.
>>218244877always hate to have a death in the family
>>218244899Fascist means "person I disagree with"
>>218244912BalderdashPoppycockHumbug
>>218244877sorry to hear about your mom
>>218244877An anon can't even mourn the death of his ol' cumdump without a chorus of mockery. Is there no decency in this general?
im back
>>218244889Don't know but saw her obit
>An anon can't even mourn the death of his ol' cumdump without a chorus of mockery. Is there no decency in this general?
Gays love Indians because their buttholes are always poopy and ready to be sucked on
>>218244954BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cnyfQtKRw
New>>218245007
Do I do the mushrooms tonight or tomorrow? I gotta take catberg to the vet at 11am tomorrow so prob tomorrow. MIGHT just eat a stem doe.
>>218243946phwoargood book dat
>>218244842
>>218244892 revoke their tourist visas