Onimai is the third best anime of the 2020s

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YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!

>>218245058
A new good Mortal Kombat is what this world needs

if i could go back in time to 2005 with my current knowledge i would become a god.

>>218246678
I'd be 5 years old

>>218246680
you missed the best of the internet. my condolences.

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>basketball jersey
>tattoos
>shaking like a leaf and terrified of an old woman
Why don't uber drivers get taxi shields installed? You don't even have to open it for payment, you can be in a bullet proof box.

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https://youtu.be/URm6Ni4RpJo

alright my cummy bummies it's getting late and i have a full day of video games tomorrow so i think i'm gonna hit the hay (metaphorically. i'd never hurt a flea.)
good night and sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite
i love you

>>218246668
Eh yo, called the kkk on yo asses

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/cum/ is senran kagura general

so we're all gooning now? guess i'll join you guys

I was molested.

>>218246818
by brian?

>>218246693
>white uber driver

fake

The government and the police are your friends. If you believe otherwise you are genuinely schizophrenic and should be thrown into an asylum.

Every single day I ask myself if I should sell my silver and every single day silver goes up

>>218246693
coulda just snapped the bitches wrist

MI BOMBA

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>at a bar
>sitting on a bench in the outdoor section
>a group comes up and sits right next to me
>recognize one of the girls as an old coworker from a bar I used to work at
>say hi long time no see
>she says hi but says she never met me before, in a strangely aggressive tone
>I tell her I'm anon, I used to work at xyz bar and that's where I recognize her from
>she vehemently denies ever having met me before. Strangely very aggressive about it
>I say maybe she just forgot, but I definitely used to work with her at xyz bar
>for some reason she is extremely hostile over the matter. Agrees she used to work at xyz bar in 2020, but says there's no way we ever met before and this is the first time she's ever seen me.
>I tell her that we have literally had several full blown conversations in the past and how else would I have recognized her, know her name, and know all these details if we'd never met. I even mention a specific incident that happened one day and I can tell she clearly remembers what I'm talking about
>despite it being blatantly obvious I'm not making any of this up, she gets super mad and defensive and denies knowing me, then storms off all angrily and goes back inside
Wtf? Can any woman experts explain this? I could tell she 100% did remember me but for some reason refused to admit it. I wondered if maybe she felt embarrassed in front of her friends about knowing some ugly guy like me, but it's not like I was claiming we were best pals or something, literally just that we worked at same place. What is the reason for such an extreme and dishonest reaction? Why are women like this?

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What happens here?

Greenland belongs to Big American Military

>>218246884
based precious metals investor

>>218246987
I've had this silver since it was at $14/oz

A lot of people never mature past the infantile way of thinking about authority figures
Even into adulthood they still view authority figures like how a kid views his parents, as perfect omnipotent entities
Others never mature past the teenage mentality of rebelling against authority
Maybe there's nothing to mature towards. We're all stuck in one frame of thinking one way or another, whichever is most adaptive for your current survival needs

2 of my nephews have joined the military, marines and army. I’m so proud of them.

>>218246933
Idk that's weird. Maybe she genuinely didn't remember you

>>218246933
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>218247004
That's how I feel whenever I read threads about gaben

>>218247032
Corrrr

finished gooning. life is pointless again.

>>218247029
I think she didn't at first until I brought up the specific incident. I saw her eyes sort of light up in a "oh yeah I remember" way if that makes sense. It's something very specific that would be hard to forget and it was something that involved me and her directly. The weird thing is just how strangely hostile she was, as if she were offended by the very notion of having worked at the same place at the same time as me. You'd think I was claiming we'd had sex the way she reacted to it.
>>218247032
Truth

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>>218247062

>>218247028
You sound like stupid white trash it'll be funny when your stupid redneck nephews end up as meat cubes for Israel

If I can't find a job by the summer I'm joining the navy

>>218247084
>It's something very specific that would be hard to forget and it was something that involved me and her directly.
Wdym?

>>218247085
I want this but instead of gaming and life tips she needs to be my waifu and I can talk to her about anything, also she needs to have decent memory, run 100% locally/offline, and bonus points if she can be transferred to other devices like my phone.

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goodnight

>>218247100
You made a similar post around Christmas time saying you'd join
If you really wanted to, you would've done it already

>>218247113
And I need it to have that TikTok girl voice.

>>218247085
i'll wait till someone jailbreaks it so i can put my own graphic/audio/text model in

>>218247107
Think something like, an old man got too drunk and belligerent and the two of us had to grab his arms and walk him out and help him into the back of his friend's truck. But like, the old man was very memorable because of what he was wearing/what he said. It was the sort of incident that you wouldn't forget and by transitive property you'd have to remember me because I was the other person helping carry the guy outside.

>>218247138
I'm nervous because china is going to start a war and I don't think I can mentally handle it

Farrrrtt

1 (ONE) singular taco from taco bell costs $2.99

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>>218247085
computer, generate nude zane

>>218247188
I get 4 Tacos from momberg for free every week

>>218247085
yo my own little faker giving me gaming tips? sign me the fuck up

>>218247191
Save this for the next market crash, whenever it may be

>>218247177
Really doubt anything will happen

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>>218247191
Now Zane I can get into

>>218247177
China is less likely to start a war now. Venezuela has chinese and russian anti air and anti stealth systems and they were all blown up within 30 minutes. If china starts a war with taiwan there is now a very high risk of them being humiliated on a global scale and they now know it and that isn't something they can really afford right now.

Not like the other motherfuckers I can make your rich :P

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>“C’mon, Mira, honey. Drink up before it gets warm! You have to put one hand on your hip and gulp it all down at once!” Aselia said, striking the pose. She motioned with her eyes for Mira to do the same.
>Amused by her innocence, Mira struck the same pose. Feet shoulder-width apart, left hand on hip, she gulped down the coffee milk.

>>218247191
Could you kick up the uh 4d3d3d3?

One of the biggest psyops is how characters in shows that talk about politicians being involved with crimes are always portrayed as deranged wackos
It's to condition you to have a mental aversion to even alleging things against your betters

The thing about dictatorships is that they have to tell some form of truth to their citizens. China is placing all their bets on nationalism right now and the only thing throwing them off is the success of Taiwan. The losers of the war are having arguably a better standard of living than those on the mainland. China will invade when they believe the time is right.

Things don't get better just different

Stop posting about politics and current events. I don't want to hear anything unless it's about jews being shot or something.

You guys are hella boring tonight

>>218247327
I made one substantive music post...

>>218247327
It's my birthday :)

Did you guys hear about that jew who got shot? or something

I CAME I SAW
I CAME I SAW

I PRASE THE LORD
AND BREAK THE HIMEN

>>218247327
Just tonight?

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are you being gangstalked

>>218247413
I'm gang stalking your dad I see him go to a gay bar every night

>>218247413
This post is a cyber-gangstalk to probe my mental aptitude
Nice try gang stalker, better luck next time

I get black
I get white
Whatchu want?

My sister is a lolicon and she masturbates to loli hentai. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. In Canada child porn includes drawn, fictional children. How can I get her arrested and fined? She is an annoying bitch.

ABRACADABRA BITCH DUBS GETTIN GFS IN 2026

>>218247623
how do you know this

Sometimes, I get irrationally angry and jealous of older beautiful women because I'll see a photo of them when they were younger, and realize they are in their 50s or even 60s, but still have a level of health and vitality, as well as quality of life that is essentially the same as they have had since they were teenagers. They have lived 40 years of being young and hot. They're 20 years older than me and they'll probably still outlive me. They'll probably still be having a healthy sex life and able to do anything they want until they're like 70.

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>cartoons are a crime in Canada

>get a boner
>hold your dick straight and tight but without touching it
>bang it like a spring from the side
Guaranteed ropes

Why are Americans against the annexation of greenland again

>>218247710
If zog wants something I want the opposite.

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ate a bag of cheetos and can’t stop farting lads

>>218247740
Annexing nations is beneficial to us idiot

you are a brown anti-American kvetist

>>218247623
Wtf is wrong with your sister
You should beat her up

>>218247766
Who is "us?" How does it benefit me, specifically? It doesn't. The only thing which benefits me is people doing synagogue shootings.

>>218247655
She has a loli body pillow and mousepad with a loli's butt protuding. I've seen it.

>>218247788
you have a meek acquiesced view of America
and think we should abide by the rules of playing fair without asserting our will onto other nations that threaten our primacy

go watch Steven Crowder since that seems to be suited to your intelligence level

America First is not for idiots like you

>>218247816
is she a loli still that makes it ok u know

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Is stranger things really popular among zoomies and gen A or is it just a myth

>>218247859
No she is like 30.

>>218247885
What does your sister look like?

>>218247819
>our
There is no "our." America is not a White country. I hope you and everyone in the govvernment is shot.

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we finna do a drive by on ur cum postan!!

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>>218247920

>>218247910
Fat and she looks like a guy.

>>218247993
Drats!

>>218247959
Nick Fuentes' father isn't Mexican, he's jewish.

If it were up to me, I'd be Canadian

a lot of you are just fake gooners

Shamelessly homosexual thread.

Found a muffler recently.

>>218248095
I assume this isnt car talk

>>218247920
5th columnist

>>218248028
He’s a stereotypical mestizo

>>218248124
There was a muffler in the road. I took it to the scrapyard and got $1.

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I asked Chat-GPT to generate me as a skinhead

watching lassie with momberg and dadstein

>>218248138
doesn't sound like it was worth the gas

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Corrr

>>218248150
shartgpt seems like it's lagging behind

>>218248156
No but the muffler is not in the road anymore. In truth I also took a bunch of cans there.

>>218248179
this is how I eat ice creams

>>218247766
Beneficial how? Why do you even want it?

Reckon I should drive my car into the frozen Mississippi and just let it take me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTmbdDQ16A

>>218248243
we obtain their resources and stomp out any other wannabe superpowers trying to exert their influence on the world


plus the polar caps are melting so in 100 years or so it will be an important territory to control for maritime trade/expeditions/spying

If America were a White country sure, but it's a jewish country so no lol

>>218248409
make israel and the rest of the world bow down to washington

idiot

>>218247819
>America First
Lmao you niggers have literally 180'd into becoming the neocons you claim to hate, all because daddy Trump told you what to think.

i wish there was a serbian chan. i like you guys and all but shitposting in serbian is way more fun to me. i've done so many epic trolls online speaking my language. i know what triggers my countrymen and that makes me a pro in fucking around. meanwhile north americans are a mystery to me

>>218248522
my brother in christ our nation in a cold civil war right now, post any political opinion and you will trigger someone

>>218248476
The united states government is occupied at every level by jews. There is no means by which to displace them other than violence. There is no act of violence strong enough to displace them all short of the destruction of the country.

There is no value in the united states existing. It is a cancer which exists solely for jewish supremacy.

You are brown so "your" "thoughts" have no value.

>>218248503
SHOCKING lack of basic knowledge. Try not being braindead

>>218248522
>north americans are a mystery to me
same.

>>218248503
>>218248585

America First has always been about expanding and conquering other nations that resist American hegemony.

The difference is America First fights wars for our interest, not for israel, and we don’t like jews.

We don’t have a lowly view of our nation to believe that our vote should hold as much weight in the UN as any other irrelevant nation. We are a superpower and should use that to our advantage to assert our will onto other peoples

Might makes right

>>218248522
what about yilauta or KC

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Imagine squeezing her cute handfuls with the puffy nipples

Politics are so stupid SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

>>218248243
it's beneficial cause europe can't develop it, they're too poor and lacking in basic knowledge. also it's in our hemisphere which means it's ours anyways, fuck off vikang niggas

>>218248618
i have no idea what those are

All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/

>>218248522
I learned another language and have been shitposting on their general for years and it's insane how different it is from /cum/. /cum/mers talk and interact like edgy women. It's incredibly dull

Chuddies are so tackless and ghey.

>>218248522
2ch.ru or whatever their current address is

>zionist president with all jewish grandchildren kidnaps anti-zionist after being lobbied by jews to do so in order for jews to take over another country
>the head of the jewish state and the rothschilds applaud
>brown retards: "USA! USA! Lets gooooo! This wasn't for jews btw"

The possibility of war happening in my country is a very alien idea to me.
We’ve grown up in peace, we are a peaceful people and peaceful neighbors.
That being said, peace never lasted that long before. So when it unloads in Europe again it will go down HARDcore.


In other news: the German army failed to intercept a surveillance drone that was circling around the base of their new Israeli super space cannon arrow 3 before the official inauguration.
We’d be the first country to go this time.
Military in shambles, national pride nonexistent. There’s nothing to protect.

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>>218248647
krautchan and yillaauta is some sort of fingol chan

>KC
It's only available through TOR last I checked. Might be down entirely now.

Sorry for being brown, that was tasteless of me

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Also this is how every city in Germany will soon look so it’s kind of whatever, you know?

>>218248679
Yes actually we should remove leaders that resist american hegemony

Maybe you should move to another nation 5th columnist

SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS
SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS
SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS

>>218248766
More like tasteful!!
Browns use spices in their food - yum!

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That arm hair is low key kinda doing it for me

>>218248832
That's a maaan

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>>218248832
Yeah bitches with arm hair are definitely a major vibe!

Super dehydrated. Little rabbit/deer shits.

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>>218248840
I wish.

>>218248890
Naughty peep at the pubes - I like!

FACE DOWN, ARMS OUT,
NAILED TO THE CROSS OF DOUBT
BLOOD RUNS LIKE RAIN,
DROWNING FOR THIS WORLD IN VAIN
CROWN OF BLACK THORNS,
HUMAN SKIN RIPPED AND TORN
WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOR NOW?

>>218249004
I’m more a face down ass up type man haha don’t get me wrong there’s nothing with what you said just my preference

I don't think I will survive my injuries

>>218249215
Corrr

>>218248888
digits

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y'all already know what's up

>>218249380
Braised?
Yum!

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Most animes I see coming out look too immature. Both the content and the art.

I yearn for shows like Violet Evergarden, Frieren, Jormungand.

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She’s so real

roommatestein is complaining about the casserole momberg brought over yesterday and it makes me want to hit him aggression style.

>>218249406
AOC glowup?

This is what Germany used to be about…
https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28

>>218249406
lol is she using makeup to make herself more brown, or even black

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>>218249390

>>218249478
We are all about this

https://youtu.be/karR7ZTpQP0

what's your favorite vidya? mine is svr08

>>218249507
Corrrrr

>>>/r9k/83600058
this is where the magic happens...

Jigga got a whole pallet of Messican coke in his room

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>>218248799

Don't link my reddit9k posts here. I will link them and say "made one" if I want it linked to /int/

Are you a
Tissue
Sock
Towel
Hand
Cummer?

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1767747347104245.webm

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>>218249836
mouth

>>218249861
Oh! Flexible aren’t we

>>218247710
Idk. Won't happen anyway.

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Gonna head to east europe and get me a qt slav girl. Hope they have nice soft feet

>>218249964
don't do it. i would feel cucked

>>218249964
There’s this bitch on Twitter called Balkan feet or whatever pops up on my feed every so often
Her feet look similar but she never shows face
Short toes, rather wide feet. Perfect splash pads in a way, you know?
Imagine her lying on her belly, feet together, toes scrunched, waiting for ropes on her wrinkles soles!
Yum!

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“Put another way, a Canadian has a greater chance of dying by MAID than an American has of being shot dead.

How’s that for perspective?”

>>218249964
Holy fucking shit, I just gooned to this exact fucking video like an hour ago. Weird.

https://spankbang.com/7lyml/video/stinky+sock+tease+and+removal

>>218250050
Based

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>>218250024
>rather wide feet. Perfect splash pads in a way
Big feets are the best. I've been told that German women have big feet, is it true?

>>218250121
She’s German right? I think I’ve watched this JOI before.
Don’t think you can make a generalized statement about the feet of German girls

>>218250154
Yes she is, It's Cinefeet.
https://pl.pornhub.com/model/cinefeet

>>218250050
>>218250121
>>218250227
dlaczego nie jesteś w pracy

>>218250342
Why aren’t you?!

>>218250360
phoneposting from work rn

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>>218250342
Bo mam kurwo wolne za święto 3 króli?

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>>218250382
Same!!

>>218250382
Tiaaa. Jasne.

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At the airport

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>>218250393
nie kurwuj mi tutaj
dlaczego tutaj nowe dajesz a nam stare gówno to samo cały czas?

>>218250449
Off to where?

>>218250488
ohio

>>218250488
Dallas then to Mexico

>>218250514
Pablo Squareshoes is waiting for you

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>>218250466
>a nam stare gówno to samo cały czas?
Bo Finnchan nie zasługuje na nic nowego

want to gamble but can't afford it this month

yuroid hours ffs

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>>218250542
Pas

>>218250553
This bihh good too
She larps as American living in Germany but never speaks it in her videos unfortunately
always collabs with some full nude chick now and in those videos you can sometimes catch them talking to each other in German
>>218250621
Euro power hours
The goon is ON

I've filtered an ungodly amount of images in /cum/
it's kind of nice because I rarely see weeb posts anymore since they always post the same shit

>>218250670
>This bihh good too
Who she is?

excuse me but only american and canadians allowed in here

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>>218250803
this could be you
imagine the improved /cum/ experience

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>>218250803
i, a serb, am the god of /cum/ and americans and canadians are my chosen people

>>218250754
Adestoesx / kitsunematic

She seems to be inactive now, all of the active accounts are fake

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>>218250854
Thx bro.

>>218250909
And this is sizeelevens :DD

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>>218250970
>sizeelevens
Dammmn how do you even know?

>>218250992
That’s groce doe

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>>218251005
yeah maybe it is

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I’m Team clean

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can you guys stop

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>>218251143
O:

>>218250803
i want to become a canadian

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>>218251226
Ok, bro this is the last one

>/int/ - International as an american
>decides to post in the american thread and only post with americans
thats like playing world of warcraft and choosing to roll a human. yuck.

>>218251329
):

>>218251329
I only play as white male humans or human-like characters in games

I only play as Nightelf Mohawk

>>218251329
/cum/ =/= /int/
if I wanted to talk to foreigners I would be in greater /int/

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>turn filters off
>it's just a probably pedophilic pole spamming feet
man I'm totally missing out by having these retarded freaks filtered
for sure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfvQmAauL4&list=OLAK5uy_lf2tswRljtXIAQPLhJTUTVNvtwfKB7B7A&index=2

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>posting (ugly)adult women
>"probably a pedophile"
What is wrong with zoomers? Why do they throw around pedophile like millennials threw around autistic?

>30 year old weeaboo pedophile who still lives with his parents jumps in to defend a 3rd world white trash pedophile
in other news did you guys hear that the sky is blue

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crisp

Look, he did it again.

Why are they obsessed with pedophiles and call everyone a pedophile?

>>218251606
Because you're replying to him

shut it pedo

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"Pedo" is a lot like "racist." You go around calling everyone a pedophile and it takes the bite out of it.

>>218251498
Your post was of immense quality and value to this thread
>>218251870
Your bussy tastes like Mexican cola

no shower 2026 going well

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>>218252123
Don't @ me you gay faggot retard

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realized I've poisoning myself with a supplement

>>218252286
Me with fish oils

Taking zinc
Cooms are getting bigger

quit nicotine 2 weeks ago
still miss it to be desu

I am poor

>>218252704
Me too, at least you have the plausible deniability of being a Europoor
I'm just a fuck-up

I’ve recently maximized my scrunder gunder

>>218251544
he meant podophillic

I know nothing ever happens, but I really wish this'll blow up into total war so brown zoomers would get drafted and die.

>>218253443
Same

a law was passed in québec forcing students to address their teachers as mr./ms.
how did (you) refer to your teachers? we called them sir/m'am.

>>218253609
Mom(i was home schooled K-12)

>>218253609
in elementary school we called them teachers and in high school we called them professors

>>218252665
For me it's oysters and fish

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I don't know how anyone could eat stuff like oysters and shrimp without fucking gagging

>>218253609
"Teacher Daddy-o"

When's Mahvel?

I don't even respond to him anymore, he's a shameless fucking attention whoring moron
Attention is like heroin to that fag, just ignore him and starve him and he'll seek it elsewhere

I got fucking drunk again lmao

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Pretty sunrise

Here's an idea, what if Earth was invaded by aliens whose home planet was very different so that they never developed doors, so they attack without knowing how doors work. Through trial and error they find out how knobs work, and later push and pull doors, but locks will evade them for a while. With that time that's how we reverse-engineer their weapons to fight back.

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>>218254529
Any civilization intelligent enough to figure out interstellar space travel would make short work of locks and doorknobs.

Einstein never saw a Rubik's cube but I'm sure he'd figure it out quite fast

>>218254597
Einstein was a jewish plagiarist

>>218254597
Would he? Rubik's cubes are only "solved" because people actively learn all the traits and tricks for quick-solving. If you put Einstein in a room with a Rubik's cube with no other information, I think he'd take at least a week to really master them.

>>218254667
This man figured out general relativity. A colored block wouldn't deter him for long

>>218254660
And who are you? A nobody with no accomplishments yelling at clouds

>>218254692
That's why I said a week, that's not a long time for someone who lived into his 70's. If you gave him a book he'd figure it out in a few hours, but that's because we already have books and professionals who mastered Rubik's cubes. Skills take time and study, that's why you see very little overlap between Rubik's cube solvers and chess masters, or very few engineers who are also chemists.

That's the thing about intelligence. There's the kind that recalls information well for whatever circumstance it's needed for at the moment. Then there's that innovative creative intelligence that comes from seemingly beyond. The kind that conjures new ideas and concepts heretofore unseen in human history.
Those are the luminaries, the Promethii of our species

>>218254330
homeschooled?

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Homeboy chatgpt'd it

>>218254788
Imagine discovering electricity in the Stone Age. Like, you know that you could store energy by moving shit with boiling water, but you don't have the materials to create a circuit.

>>218251601
I find these pictures kind of depressing in a weird way. Outer space feels like this mystical almost magical world of infinite wonders and possibilities. But then you see an image like this and the brutal reality strikes you hard: it's just a bunch of emptiness and floating rocks with nothing much happening on them. Lifeless, dry rocks with conditions that would kill you within moments. The end. Sort of a sad feeling of disappointment I get when I see this picture.

>>218254862
Or maybe I guessed Einsteins would learn a Rubik's cube quickly with instruction because anyone would learn quickly if they had instruction.

electricity is lame

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>>218254859
You zoomers have no cultural reference do you? Or you're probably an Indian, so it makes sense.
That's from the song Charlie Brown by the Coasters. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>218253609
Elaborate on this for an ESL loser

>>218254876
Sadly, infinite possibilities include infinite boring shit you won't care about. 99% of planets are either gas giants or empty shitty rocks. Hopefully we find another planet with water and bitches one day.

>>218254567
Huh is that supposed to be the goat of the cumgen?

>>218254929
mr. is an honorific like herr in german
mr. hilter/herr hitler

hello

I don't want to know anything about India but I'm learning all this stuff through cultural osmosis and it's making me angry.
2 days ago I had no conception under God what a "Gunda thugee" was and now I know. I don't want my head filled with all this Indian terminology

>>218255033
Yeah but why mandate it?

>>218255106
You can do what I do and just ignore that shit.

>>218255093
Mornin, guy

I'm smalllll like a superballll

>>218251498
I am not a pedo you faglord

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The Anon below me will change his religion at some point in his life.

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I really like goldfish crackers. People say they're for kids but fuck you I like them

>>218255168
hows it going?

>>218255226
>People say they're for kids
Why would they do? They have basically no nutritional value. Seems like something kids shouldn't eat.

>>218255241
Pretty good, I'm at work drinking coffee. You?

>>218255251
People say the same thing about all those sugary cereals, so nutritional value doesn't seem to enter into it

>>218255280
See, this is why I can't be a parent. I'd feed those brats boiled veggies and seasoned chicken as soon as they can digest solid foods.

>>218255302
You can't be a parent because you're an incel who can't get any.

>>218255302
Me too. I would never feed my offspring slop

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>>218255317
t.

>>218255317
Here, now
Civil words

>>218255302
Yeah when my niece is staying over I bake salmon and steam broccoli.

>>218255354
I'm samefagging. I figured it'd be funny if I saw someone else say that.

>>218254946
Thanks anon. One of the last great questions I guess is whether or not there's other life out there. And especially intelligent life. I wonder if we will ever know. Probably not.

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>baked salmon and steamed broccoli

Imagine your mom and dad posting frogs or anime girls on 4channel kek

>>218255258
doing fine

My dad introduced me to vegetables when I was very young and made me think it was cool to eat them

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>>218255372
it's more statistically likely that there is life than isn't desu
the real question is whether or not they'll ever want anything to do with us

>>218255372
Not in our lifetimes, but at some point we might find a planet with clear signs of artificial light. That'd be exciting.
>inb4 someone says the government found aliens already
No, they found organic matter they can't identify. The aliens angle was just grifters overblowing that.

Like half my plate at lunch and dinner is vegetables. Sometimes I'll have a whole head of broccoli or cabbage at one meal

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>>218255391
When I was a kid my mom was a gamer and watched Gundam VHS's, I imagine she'd be a 4channer if she were born a decade or two later.

NEW
>>218255390

>>218255450
not posting in this, drink bleach porn addicted freak

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>There are Anons who don't brush their teeth

Does anyone need a wizard? I'm a Daoist (white) so I think I got this shit down.

>>218255093
hi

i want to quit racism but i don't know how to change my staunch opinion that certain races are inferior to others. i know it's anti-christian but i just can't stop. i suffer with this sin a lot. i'm afraid i will go to hell when i die because of it

>>218246693
Why doesn't the guy just get out of the car dumb ass