shit edition

well that's Europe done isn't it

This was so unbelievably brutal to watch. Imagine being disrespected by fucking jeets.
>JEETS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYFR5QXKB2U

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>>218246264
>JEETS!

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why do 99% of threads have some variation of pic related?

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/brit/ is very low energy tonight

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Very excited about Artemis II lads. Humans haven't been beyond low earth orbit since 1972.

does the uk still have a decent navy?

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Wife is sleeping on the couch for some reason

why are brown people seething about sydney sweeney

>>218246307
aren't you like 4 months late

>>218246313
they still are, go look at the catalog

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i FINALLY bought her book

get in

>>218246301
reckon shes tired
post her feet

>>218246307
>caring about hollywood whores
>caring about the activities of outer /int/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYLIQ3WFSUg

How do i become british? feels like im missing out on a lot

>>218246330
ugh, shut up will you

>>218246338
back to your goyslop threads faggot

>>218246336
back to your goyslop threads faggot

>>218246359
i take one little glance at the catalog and notice that brazilians are seething about sydney sweeney and decide to remark on it and suddenly i "care" about this stuff
fuck off. just fuck off will you? prat

>>218246281
lol midge fella wouldnt even get on that

>>218246376
oh yeah the browns are whining are they? intriguing fucking news, let's talk about then, you giant gimp

>>218246388
idiot

mental how only realized yesterday steve buscemi is the waiter in pulp fiction

>>218246392
*smacks you upside your head*
how dare you talk that way to your superiors in /brit/

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>Book 4, Chapter 1.1 The Subject Countries Down to the Times of the Gracchi

get f*cked

>>218246401
he also has the best line in reservoir dogs; "you guys are acting like a couple of fucking niggers"

>>218246410
the raped

just thought of a really funny post but i know it would go over all of your heads so no point

Miss when mousey was playing Wuwa

>>218246436
not me mate I'm a genius
pm me

>>218246415
kek no way tarantino wasnt a racist kek. same with scorsese. that scene in taxi driver where he is in the back of the csb tslking bout the "nigger" fucking his wife and hes gna bloe her pussy up wiv a magnum

Was boarding a flight the other day with my carry on 1-2kg above the limit. Lucky me they singled out some Indian bloke just ahead of me in the cue and charged him for being over the limit.
Didn't know they did that. Reckon they single out indians because they're soft targets who like to flout rules like that so I felt a little bad but glad I didn't have to pay an extra 50 dollarydoos

>>218246503
he's got a lifelong n-word pass from samuel l jackson

>>218246415
world's best job

>>218246480
if he was jealous why would he tell you to shag her?
doesn't make any sense

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I need to have sex with Emma Watson.

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>>218246537
shut the fuck up

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>I...I have been looking at the scars...on my back. The stumps that were...that were once my wings. They do not make me truly homely do they? Am I...am I ugly to you?

>>218246566
I don't get it mate I just need some clarification

>>218246291
we have aircraft carriers but we dont have the type of aircraft that can take off of them lol

wokje up late so I shan’t be going for a run

>>218246580
sums up the UK in general innit

>>218246580
You don't have any helicopters?

merlinberg keeps telling me i shouldn't be shagging that morgana bint but i reckon he's just jealous because he's a wizard and therefore a virgin

Making beef stroganoff with mince feels wrong but I'm going to do it anyway because I'm a cheap bastard

>>218246584
For every day you do not train, the man in the cave becomes stronger

merlinberg keeps telling me i should be shagging that morgana bint but i reckon he's just jealous because he's a wizard and therefore a virgin

>>218246644
still don't get why he'd tell you to shag her if he's jealous

>>218246644
fuck you asshole!!!

>>218246610
yeah but you don't do bombing with helicopters

>>218246644
>>218246662
would genuinely be happy if both of you died

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>>218246674
You don't?

>>218246699
mate I'm just not sure why he'd tell you that no need to get testy

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Real absolute dogshit post hours I see.

How do u cope with being alive

where's turt?

>>218246726
alcohol

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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nFc4bgkOSU

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feel very anxious. heart rate too high. only woke up at 6 and it still hasnt settled. maybe todays the day

wish i was drunk and playing fortnite right now but I promised myself no more drinks until saturday

>>218246727
right here lad

>>218246726
drugs

Crow outside my window going CAWW CAWW CAWW

Mental how I can be lethargic can't be bothered doing anything nothing interests or excites me but then I take a modafinil and it's the opposite

cheese wheel just rolled past my windmill house

Making crow noises outside some runt's window. Bet he's seething.

get the bussies posted
get the willies turgid
get the creams and lubes warmed

Border biscuits for breakfast

>>218246755
For me it's, Caw Caww Cawwwww each with decreasing pitch

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seen someone get banned (3 days ago) for saying Asians (squinty eyed ones) weren't human >>218246755

Bit mental how the only economic systems that seem to work are massive authoritarian governments that allow capitalism to happen with a watchful eye e.g. China, or the Nordic model of democracy with heavy regulation and checks on private industry. It seems obvious to me that the only way to prosperity is capitalism with checks and balances.

>>218246801
mad that

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>>218246832

>>218246737
That's not a choon this is a choon
https://youtu.be/6exsatE-DUk?si=e1hFGGSjsKe2mj34

i'm indigenous australian

>>218246851
You're an actual pedophile then.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ZWcwy12lk

>>218246755
they do be cawing

>>218246838
fuck off snitch

mad how
or
mad that

i really don’t care about you

another gingerpedo home run

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I want to murder pedophiles

thought elon was just having a laugh when he said he was renaming twitter to X but then he actually went through with it. old mate takes memes a bit too far i reckon

Sawing up their bodies tasting their blood feeding their organs to my hogs

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*exhales*
Played any good games recently?

another day in paradise

>>218246637
Who’s the man in the cave

gay rights forever

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This was labelled on Flickr as
>pepe-smoking

I wonder how many old heads are still around that remember who this is depicting.

billie ellish big boobies

I'll never understand to this day why he decided to wear a purple T-shirt to a formal event. An event where he would be standing on stage with men wearing suits no less.

>>218246971
is it not herr woes

Airlock on my homebrew carboy is bubbling and it sound exactly like someone farting in a bathtub.

>>218246971
why did he stop making videos?

>>218246971
Alright unc

>>218246952
only losers play games

the fact you've paired this question with drug addiction tells everyone you're a loser

I do enjoy seeing those 'documentaries' about so-called Revenue Protection Teams working for TFL on the London Underground and train network. The kinds of people who you can tell enjoy watching Gavin & Stacey, who look forward to the John Lewis Christmas advert, using technology most think exists only in films like the Bourne Identity or Enemy of the State in order to track down the working man for having had the temerity to buy a £55 child ticket for his twenty minute journey rather than the £100 adult one.

All of it captured beautifully by an additional camera crew, covered with dramatic music to make it seem like a serious offence, then broadcast on primetime television in order to desensitise you to the idea of mass surveillance and a social credit score.

How very grim.

How very British.

Have a very analytic mind, me. Fancy myself a bit of an ANALologist if you will

>>218247002
he still does them at christmas on bitchute
he had survive the jive on this year :)

reckon we should copy the nordic model. cant be any worse than what we have

>>218246971
>>218247002
The Critical Drinker is still around, making videos and getting views though innit

>>218246998
what you brewing hombre

gf's mum in an absolute ogre, looks like the singer from cannibal corpse. hope gfberg doesn't look like that when she gets older, but i consider it doubtful that that she will get that fat because, despite being a pastry chef, she's not all that fond of cakes and so forth. she also has a pet eel.

>>218247073
Belgian ale. ABV will be too high to try to get drunk at a reasonable pace on I'm afraid.

Wonder if anyone's ever going to kick up a fuss about the coordinated and flagrant rorting of our welfare system and the NDIS the arabs do here like they did those somali daycares

>>218247089
Are you allowed to do that
What about ATF?

>>218247090
dunno

>>218247082
nigga dating corpsegrinder

>>218247089
Not Belgian if it's not made there is it
Wait let me guess, you live in Brussels, WI

Another day in my gay porn life

>>218247104
if I make a croissant in my house can I now call it a English croissant or is the croissant still french

never understood why my dad used to save and reuse cooking oil until I recently bought my own for the first time
>$27 for olive oil
the jews will pay for this

>>218247089
sounds lush. i would try homebrewing someday but i fear i am a boozehound and would just end up sticking more malt and sugar in to get the highest abv possible and end up drinking some sticky 15% 500 calories per swig abomination

>>218247141
Just get fry light it’s like £2

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A british girl sending me snaps from school made me develop a tight fetish. How do you lot not spunk in yer trousers when you go to school? It would be like heaven to me.

>>218247180
You are a pedophile

>>218247129
Not sure about that one. To be safe I'd call it a French-style butter pastry

>>218247180
?

>>218247187
like water off a duck's back

>>218247187
She was 17 you sick fuck

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Take off the foofoo

>>218247128
How about the real deal honey? ;) x

>trump invades greenland
>european vs us war kino everyone dies and all is well
>trump doesnt invade greenland
>its 5d chess and i can call anyone who fell for it a retard
feels good to have things sorted

2cold4toil

guys how are you supposed to get on arriva buses?
I’ve figured out the timetable but like when I get on do I tell the driver where I am going or what

got a heart procedure today where they stick cameras in my veins

>>218247295
unc is gonna die omds

>fetish
meaningless buzzword

>>218247309
bit nervous about it desu

>>218247096
So long as you don't distill you can make any alcoholic beverage you want in the US. Canada lets you distill though.

Any large felines in?

>>218247280
harden up princess

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>Charlie Chaplin once starred in a film called A Busted Johnny

>>218247342
Oh I'm hard alright ;)

3 days until my next meeting with the blonde escort I lost my virginity to.

Only problem is she hasn't been online on AdultWork since before Christmas. Bit worried she will forget. I have her phone number too, but she likely has it turned off.

>>218247326
Are you fat?
Do you smoke?
Do you exercise?

>>218247352
grow up, just fucking grow up

When I hear a british person talk online I tell them in an unconvincing accent that I'm from Wessex. I love watching them squirm and scramble, telling me they don't know where that is despite it sounding sort of familiar.

>>218247375
It is certainly growing!

>>218247377
Yeah you’re a pedophile fuck you

>>218247360
no/no/yes. but i have this random thing where my arm starts hurting and then i start sweating and my heart is hammering, pain in my chest etc. thought it was a heart attack the first time but the docs have said it's not. so they're going to poke around in my veins to see what's what.

>>218247393
done him

>>218247393
Poo Roaring

>>218247412
clogged with cheese probably

>>218247412
Sounds like arrhythmias

>>218247437
dunno. they've been looking into it for ages. got a dr house type heart guy on the case now, he's working through a bunch of ideas.

>>218247452
with the NHS?

Struggling to think what I can get the gf for her birthday
No I'm not getting her a sex toy

>>218247465
Don’t act like you didn’t write that post

What is there to say to somoeone who supports Man United? Which demographics do they belong to?

>>218247465
They were talking about reigning in NDIS expenditure but that meant limiting who can get it and what they can get rather than targeting the fraudsters since that would be racist

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>>218247482
get her one of these polaroid cameras lad, women love them
source: my missus loved it

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

>>218247505
not a chance i'm giving her even more of an incentive to force me to take selfies with her

>>218247482
Hear me out, do you have black guys in Australia?

>>218247518
be a boring bastard then

>>218247482
Dingo ate my baby

>>218247482
i just ask her what she wants since id rather not waste money on shit she’s not going to like. the key is to ask her like 3 months before her birthday so then she forgets and it’s still like a semi surprise when she opens it

>>218247459
ye. they've been surprisingly pro-active about it.

>>218247552
oof
Nice knowing u mate

>>218247436
Rorke's mum

remember lads, E.I.E.C. - Every Indian Eats Curry

Using ai to edit rorkes wife into a blacked.com set so he divorces her

am bottom

At the end of the day lads, the choice today is the same as in 1943: European National Socialism or American Judeo-Capitalism.

>>218247618
I choose God

hate how JFs don't know how to pluralise (or rather not pluralise) years properly
ie "I am a 25 years old man"

>>218247492
there is no univeraal nickname really for man united fans, however if there is a heated debate occurring in your favela you would do well to call whoever is supporting manchester united a plastic or a glory hunter or both

had a look at idubbbz's wife's OF content and the stingy bitch doesn't even get her fanny out

>>218247618
>European National
...

>>218247644
Does he get his willy out on it?

>>218247565
I'm on autismbux and NDIS myself. Was a recent adult diagnosis for me so it's hardly my biggest issue and I think psychiatristberg gave me the diagnosis specifically so I could get on those things.

They give me something like 25k NDIS funding annually and I'm not motivated to stop it getting pissed away because it's not my money. Actually they keep telling me I've gotta do more with it or it will get taken away. Honestly I barely even need it but the free psychology and physio appointments are nice.

It's incredibly easy to rort. For instance I had a support worker for a while and I could just tell her I didn't feel like it and she'd bugger off and they'd still bill me for it at something like 100/hr. Same with all the support coordinators and plan managers and that sort of thing. There was something else I was doing and I just didn't want to do it anymore so I stopped answering their calls and they kept billing me for it for months.

Also got a free laptop off it which was nice.

You can only imagine what someone who's actually going about it to take advantage of it does.

>>218247652
he doesn't appear in it, it's all just pictures of her with her tits out
she is quite fit tbf even if she is an evil succubus

Mass migration from Africa and Asia is betond Newtonian force

If you push against it then it pushes back not equally but a hundredfold

good morning you repugnant villainous incels

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>>218247482
a box of chocolate

ukraine is one thing but i'm not dying for greenland

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>betond

>>218247550
>>218247505
>>218247519
Was not expecting to get good suggestions on /brit/ cheers lads

>>218246971
Ray William Johnson

>>218247669
Business idea: dropping tungsten rods from space on Africa

Femdom proto-gf unironically wants to take my anal virginity this year and keeps teasing me about it, not sure how I feel about it

>>218247634
I heard man united are over flattered by the media and Man shitty being a team sponsored by oil money. But please, if you have a morrocoan man or egyptian nearby, lemme know, so I can talk to men who really know football

>>218247708
That would cause a refugee wave of 100 million blacks into western Europe
:)

Women and the UK can choose a man from any part of the world and still the birth rate is low

Why did migration of African men not save Europe?

nearly slipped over on the ice

at toil, got the yes on, inhaling a tea

concerning that GMB is constantly promoting the weight loss jabs

maddening how I could kill all of you with ease

>>218247824
like to see you try

>>218247824
Done BJJ since I was 13
Like to see u fucking try mush

>>218247824
*farts on you*

>>218247634
Sorry foh fucking with you

Is Liverpool or west ham the most "british" fan supported team in PL? My cousin went to UK and he told me the real UKies are playing OR supporting summer leagues and dont give a fuck to PL

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>homer bimpson

I wish I could find her because literally every girl I saw in Taiwan and china looked like this and they were adorable

>>218247894
Would you eat a chinky girl's poo?

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Fancy a biscuit lads

>>218247862
>summer leagues
no idea what you're on about lad sorry

>>218247914
Elton

>>218247904
No but I remember when I brought a girl into the night market I turned her bright red and some old Asian auntie told her that I was a catch

>>218247717
Even though I'm 90% Portuguese, I like way more Rooney over CR, I love Joe Cole, Owen, P. Crouch. Brazilians love PL. I was curious of Man United cause we got some favorites on the eyes of media. Same story.

>>218247914
see elton's paid a visit

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>>218247914
Looks like Sir Elton has had his way with a few of those "biscuits".

i heard asians have a different type of earwax than we have

>>218247976
wonder what it tastes like

>>218247976
chinese people have no sweat glands in their armpits apparently

been hearing it's over for leftypol

>>218248024
big if true

gonna start a Simpson's run. haven't watched it since free TV went the way of the dodo

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Get them packed in

>>218248061
like deenz

>>218248055
did this myself recently, was pleasantly surprised to find lots of good episodes I'd completely forgotten about

>>218247934
I'm sorry. I actually meant to say "sunday" league.I'm drunk - i gotta go lol
.We have something similiar over here, but UK's sunday league seem fun as hell

can't remember the last time i wanked. rare to even get a boner nowadays

>>218248081
it's better when you're older too and understand the jokes more. my favourite episode is still where homer eats the chilli and goes on a melty

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the toilfu got new glasses and I don't like them

the toil freaks do be clocking into toil and saying "good morning" like omds

>>218248105
she probably doesnt think about you at all

>>218248105
she wears them for deano not you

>>218248105
ask if they're waterproof then when she says why? give her a cheeky wink

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>Brits to X: Stop allowing Grok to digitally undress women and girls

just said good morning to a colleague. what a pathetic loser i am

>>218248149
i actually never say good morning, i just say alright

>>218248218
Kill yourself loser

raping a cock with my arse

the neets really do be saying nothing to anybody as they sit in silence alone in their childhood bedrooms year after year

>>>/out/2841416
mate

>>218248155
um actually I got a text from her last night so she clearly does think about me some times

Mum lets me drive her car and then complains when I scratch the wheels
Make your mind up woman

Got my Willy out on my onlyfans

>>218248251
Yeah she probably thinks I better text that fat ugly incel from work so he doesn’t go mental and murder me
Poor girl

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I asked Chat-GPT to generate me as a skinhead

>>218248272
link?

richard head

>>218248277
not fat or ugly actually
I am very much an incel though

hope everyone who has ever had sex DIES

remaking of the geopolitical order is it then

>>218248293
I don’t believe you though

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What a pathetic little runt lol spartans had the right idea

>>218248267
I think i've scratched all of mine by now. the council need to sort the kerbs out

do you think cavemen knew that sex makes women pregnant

>>218248298
really don't care if you do or don't tbqh

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Bet her braps reek.

>>218248310
Of course you do else you would never have replied to me in the first place aha

>>218248308
back then they were probably shagging constantly like rabbits so they likely thought babies just happened whenever

>>218248308
not sure that's true

>>218248329
alri grug

right own up, how many of you are in that Charli XCX thread on /tv/?

Carly Rae Jepsonlad is definitely there.

>>218248321
I made sure to establish the facts, whether you accept them or not is entirely up to you. I'm not gonna be able to prove it definitively without posting a photo and that's not happening so there's little point continuing with this argument

>>218248302
reminds me of when they made you pretend to be friends with the spastic in school

>>218248340
I'm not in that thread purely BECAUSE the CRJspacker is in it

>>218248302
fair play to the AI man I couldn't tell you what an orca calf looks like either. Just slap an otter head on a seal body and that's close enough, presumably.

>>218248363
They weren't pretending, okay

right well that's 3% on the phone battery now so it's time to log off for a huwhile, later homos

alright i'll show you my willy then

>>218248349
rattled

>>218248396
I'll get my *googles most powerful microscope in the world* titan krios out

pint of beer in the UK? 568 ml
pint of beer in USA? 473 ml
Oh dear

Hey pal, what's the matter with you huh? You ain't got a good education.

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>Looking for a place on flatmates.com
>The bloke advertising is a bloke
>"seeking female flatmate"

>>218248507
wonder if I can start renting out the spare bedroom to a qt

Think I'll get gfberg the polaroid for her bday but how are you supposed to choose which one to get given she can easily search up their price online if she wants to. Too cheap and she'll think I'm a cheapskate and too expensive and it costs too much.

>>218248507
reminded of a funny webm I should have saved that showed a chinese lass doing a tour of her uni digs only to reveal that her other 5 flatmates were all indian blokes

>>218248349
yeh you seem like you dont care

>>218248531
you don't have a gf bro. not of your spergs on 4chan do. you're embarrassing yourself

>>218248531
just get her the most expensive one surely it can't be all that much

>>218248534
And then she started crying

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Got some OC from my local station

>>218248507
Bet he's a Jeet

>>218248465
baby pints for big fat babies

>>218248555
the situation was fairly grim to be fair, I did feel bad for her

>>218248556
sheffield mentioned (via hull)

>>218248556
Mallard

yeah lads it's really gonna keep me awake at night knowing some random anon on /brit/ doesn't believe I'm not overweight

>>218248534
genuinely irresponsible by the uni and shouldn't be possible
men (especially certain men) truly are beasts

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>>218248572
this was parked on the platform, I waited like 40 mins in the snow for it to set off but it got too cold in the end, snow was like 2ft deep at the end of platform

>>218248587
yeh you seem like you dont care

Would be a weird dynamic to flat with as the only one with a couple I reckon

>>218248556
dirty bitch needs a clean

>>218248587
oh god you are absolutely rattled ahhaha

>>218248534
In Asian countries the dorms are usually gender segregated

>>218248551
The Polaroid I-2 is over $1000

Another day of spiralling it is then

had virtually no interaction with 'jeets myself but from what I've seen they seem like sound lads if a little naive and awkward

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>>218248605
...yh

imagine how dirty it'd be if it had a valenta

>>218248598
Comfy. I hope we get snow here soon

>had virtually no interaction with 'jeets
genuinely extremely jealous of this

>>218248628
Far better than Pakis and blacks that's for sure. Wouldn't want to live in a houseful though especially if I were a woman

>>218248624
a thousand dollarydoos for a Polaroid camera? Surely thats way past the point of diminishing returns considering the quality limitations of the instant print film

>>218248640
been thick as fuck here for 3-4 days, only just started to melt today, now its pure black ice

15c here. deffo no snow

>>218248588
>>218248624

In the UK there's a huge market consisting of purely private university accommodation which is run separately from the university's own accommodation.

If you're applying to live in the uni's own halls then you get to select certain stuff like whether you want to have a roommate or pay more and have your own room etc. In private accommodation there's less of that and you're guaranteed to be with some weird cunts.

>>218248644
I'm blessed to live in a rural 99% white area, even the local kfc and mcdonalds are staffed entirely with whites. You might see the occasional 'jeet cleaning the toilets but that's it

>>218248670
yeah weird cunts are part of cohabitation but putting a women with 5 men simply shouldn't be possible

Can't stop doing rancid farts this morning

yet to do any work

>>218248685
ktim, think it's all the gnocci I ate last night
the vibration from the farting is painful on my hemmies though

pulverize black people into dust

>>218248685
you can though, you just choose not to because you're a selfish man have to share your pestilent farts with others, whether it be in a room full of people, or to anonynous people on the internet. little freak with your fart fetish

>>218248646
Typical Steven Yaxley supporter lmao

>>218248710
Don't even know what triggered this, had a protein bar and some salami yesterday, could be that.

>>218248685
Proper upset tummy me already done 3 poos

>>218248678
yeah even if it wasn't 'jeets that should be raising an eyebrow with admin

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