first!!!1!

>>218248730
was here about 3 months ago and it was rammed wall to wall with slow moving people

>>218248678
The university's own accommodation take stuff like that into account but the private ones don't, they don't care. Money is money to them.

When I stayed in my uni's proper halls, they wouldn't put any birds on the ground floor at all, it was all men (including me). The thinking being that the ground floor was less safe for women in case men broke in and raped them. What about me huh what if they broke in and raped my pert bubble butt? I made this point to the administrative staff but got nowhere.

>>218248753
bro got put in the incel cannon fodder dorms

>>218248753
did you specifically mention your pert bubble butt?

>>218248753
let's see that pert bubble butt then

Don't think this conversation was interesting enough to bring into the new thread desu

>>218248822
never is

right well that's me off to wank to some big Japanese titties

>>218248822
feel free to start a new one then mate

>>218248822
nothing to add to the new thread except that you're not interested in the topic carried over then lad?

my uni flat was 5 girls and 2 boys. i was one of the boys of course.

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>>218248850
Okay, new conversation: what does /brit/ think of ducks?

>>218248860
ever shag any of them up the arse?

Now let me get this straight...
On Twitter nowadays, if you're having an argument with someone (Which is what Twitter is for, is my understanding), you can just type
>@Grok, go through this person's pictures of themself on their profile and make an image of them naked
and it just will... Like the website will do that for you now...
Is that right?

>>218248730
It
Reminds me

Of

Harry Potter !!

might watch the football tonight

>>218248860
I dont believe you, show us your tits.

>>218248860
3 girls 2 boys for me. One of them was a real qt that was still with her bf from highschool and when they inevitably broke up I made exactly zero attempts to get with her

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>The posts are weak? The conversation is weak? You're weak. *shoots you*

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York mentioned, bridge to the far platforms/railway museum way

>>218248885
Theres a few harry potter tat shops there to scam chinese tourists

Sir Keir Staryu
Sir Keir Starmie
Sir Keir Mega Starmie

>>218248883
Don't know sorry

day 7 of new year new me, struggling

>>218248883
pretty much yeah

Very hungry but the roommate is still in the kitchen and I'm waiting for him to go back to his room before I can go :(

Sir Rancid Farter

Shagged a Norwegian bird with the surname of Penne.
Now the pasta makes me think of her every time I see it.

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>>218248938
Sir Emma Watson

Anyone updated the rey skywalker (forget her real name) guess who's getting a gf image yet?

had another meltdown because of the fucking dogs literally can't step outside my own fucking house

>>218248929
scr

>>218248955
shoot them

>>218248860
We had 5 lasses 6 lads in ours. The rest predictably either coupled up or had on/off situations for first year while I remained a khhv throughout uni

Ole's back at the wheel, lads

>>218248954
yeah probably

>>218248953
It would be Dame Emma Watson

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>>218248954
howling it's been a decade and i still haven't done it

Where do you lads get movie torrents these days haven't done it since before rargb got shut down

a wank could be on the cards currently contemplating it

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>>218248995
Same, been following this since the first one, still a virgin freak. Would have been a 22 year old virgin in 2015 which is freakish but not too bad, but at 32 its beyond the pale.

Another day, another thread about Poland on outer /int/

>>218248997
rarbg

>>218248997
1337x for me (recommended by reddit)

>>218249016
it's never really over though is it
it's not like women stop existing

>>218248995
I had a gf in 2018-2021, mental looking back

>>218248997
Just pirate bay or 1337x.
>get magnet
>slap into seedr (or stremio if I'm feeling fancy)
>download onto the external
Job's a goodun.

>>218248997
me? i just use the /r/piracy megathread for all my piracy needs

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get out of Poland! get back to your own country

>>218248918
Genius

>>218249049
isn't this just poles going home

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>>218249035
True, I look relatively young and alright for my age, as soon as I start talking and flapping my arms like a massive sperg its over though.

Already told you I'm sick of hearing about Poland. Don't make me tell you again.

>>218249063
Poles don't have British citizenship

pooland

Would love to move to Poland. Wouldn't be able to get the visa though.

>>218248983
*rapes you*

>>218249049
>escaping Brexit
they just can't help themselves can they

>>218249082
is that what the article says

Leftypol pointing out that the 98.8% native-born white country is doing better than Britain to own Rorke somehow

>>218249071
maybe don't flap your arms then

O’Brien says we will have to go to war over Greenland

>>218249035
But you stop existing in the eyes of women as a wizard, you're basically an ephemeral presence, vaguely perceived at best and leaving a subtle feeling of dread at worst. There is realistically zero chance you would ever catch the fancy if a woman
>but I know this guy who got a gf at 3X!
Fakecel, as the kids would say

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Sir Kenneth Grange

>>218249108
the fat prick can sign up then

>>218249093
According to UN data, Poland has become the seventh most popular destination for British migrants in 2025, with the number of Britons living there surging from about 41,000 a decade ago to roughly 185,000 today, making it one of the fastest-growing European hubs for British emigrants.

>>218249108
'rish 'spora

I hope when WW3 starts we side with China

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>>218249101
I don't really (I think) it was just a placeholder word for autistic mannerisms, when I see myself on video you can just tell, even if I try to move normally it just exacerbates the issue and enters uncanny valley territory

killswitch on the hard drive needs replacing

>>218249134
ok

>People wanting to move somewhere shows it's successful
>Record numbers of people move to Britain
>Britain bad though because Brexit o algo

>>218249138
they still use these trains in italy for some mid speed services

Poolack not talking about pooland challenge (impossible)

russia is a third world shithole with a diminished armed forces stuck in Ukraine

its also a global threat to peace with spies everywhere and hugely influential

>>218249027
>>218249042
don't seem to be able to access those sites without a vpn

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I’d sniff up her pooey girl farts.

Really don't understand why JFs are allowed in OUR thread

it's all about to kick off

>>218249182
Just google "Harry Potter magnet" or whatever.

>>218249182
grim I do use a vpn to torrent but we can still access it without even in our starmer reich

>>218249201
the footy on the telly?

>>218249201
me as a ref

>>218249173
mad how obsessed boomers are with 'russian bots' (people that disagree with them)

reading wikipedia's "List of Albanian inventions and discoveries"

RELEASE THE SAUSAGES!

>>218249210
talking bollocks mate 1337x is blocked on all major UK ISPs

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just slept for 11 hours
love sleeping me

>>218249216
I dont know how russian bots were supposed to work to begin with. You trolled me in to right wing politics did you?

>>218249201
me in the local boozer

>>218249236
>20 year old
Gtfo newfag

>>218249231
well not on mine it works no problem

>>218249173
The enemy must be weak and strong

seething with anger that i wasn't born like 20 years earlier
hate the 21st century so much

>>218249236
>bedroom stinks
screaming

>>218249268
would've bang so much muff in those days

>>218249236
giwtwm

>>218249268
no man can choose when or where he is born
the only thing he can do is live in his age with virtue

Ever check your bank account and go holy majoely I’m rich! (I have $800 saved up). Gonna take myself for a date and eat a yummy meal at a fancy restaurant
:)))))

>>218249268
Glad I can remember the 90s but it really did set us up for failure, always just assumed things would keep getting better

>>218249137
yeah maybe they will send us some peng tings

>>218248936
Haha this is me every day. Why don't you like being around your housemate?

I used to like mine until she started eating my food. Tried to think of things to spike the food with but couldn't think, was recommended laxatives but that's lame, I don't want to teenage prank her, I want to fuck her up

>>218248753
>The thinking being that the ground floor was less safe for women in case men broke in and raped them
Where did you go to uni, Somalia?

>>218249306
maybe you’ll stop speaking like a nigger

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>>218249161
Still used here, not for mainline services though, replaced by japshit. Scotland, down in cornwall and network rail/special services

>>218249268
I reckon 1970 is the peak birth year. Too young to remember or care about the 70s trouble we had, teenager in the 80s with banging music and pop culture, calm and stable 90s with cheap rent and prices, no wars anybody cared about, no terrorists or china yet, russia on its knees, cheap credit in the 2000s and just about get in with a mortgage before 2008. Clear sailing ever since

>>218249273
corr peng spaff

thought that was an aussie post which i would reply to but it was the kiwi so I found it irritating

>>218248940
Well you'll like this Pene means penis in Italian haha, said the same way even

>>218249323
i learned it from here

>>218249324
i was up in cheshire a couple of years ago and amazed to see unelectrified rail services still operating
i've spend most of my life in the south east so take for granted these things you see

>>218249340
Hmmm, so this >>218249339
is your taste in posters? Interesting

do not like the look of that thumbnail one bit

>>218249082
Literally hundreds of thousands of not upwards of a million poles have British citizenship

1955 would have been the best year to be born in Australia
miss Vietnam probably
buy a house on the beach
shag loads in the 70s

>>218249273
'kin 'ell that's a two man job at least.

its not a kiwi though is it
its a mentally ill spastic on the paedophile botnet

>>218249082
But Indians do

>>218249353
Still got Pacers in the North West haha

Sir kier wouldn’t stand up to a rude waiter nevermind the US

Women at toil discussing how both their kids got firsts at uni and both now work in coffee shops

>>218249085
You wouldn't be able to get your dick out of Polish pussies either. You'll get no work done

>>218249368
Give it a rest Sherlock

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>literally called AZOOMER

Poland is a bit like Australia in a way. They're both living off this reputation that died decades ago and still think theyre based and redpilled.

Polish women unironically do love black men, it's weird

wouldn't move to poland because i don't like the name

new slippers arriving today so my little twink feetsies are no longer cold

>>218249370
thoughts on this?
>>>/b/944506665
>>>/b/944485865

>>218249384
I didn’t go to uni and I have never had a job

>>218249381
leftypol has been going on about 'standing up' to the US but what is Starmer (and every EU leader) meant to do

>>218249411
pics? xx

>>218249303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w

>>218249052
Thanks lad, had a chuckle when I thought of that x

Don't really have any thoughts on that as it happens

right well that's a noncey cartoon

>micropenis story on This Morning

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just watched the wrestler

>>218249441
>pov: watching any anime

Niggas named their country after a Teletubby omds

Me? Got a macropenis.

>>218249445
fs it's only a week into the new year

Australia has the same problem as Europe where our leaders are basically just bureaucrats that don't know how to actually lead and our Rorke party are genuinely spastics

why yes i do stand by Greenlands sovereignty as my colonial possession where i kidnapped children and transported them to my home country

>>218249413
You should probably get a job lad

>the man with the worlds smallest penis
>hes white
Ffs

>>218249503
how small we talking

>>218249510
It’s on itv this morning
Just says worlds smallest penis

Reckon Trump should go after the Falklands, Keir will probably pay him to take them

forgot it was thursday today

>ITV
haha alri povvos

>>218249521
How could they possibly know this

>>218249484
Why though?
I’ve never had one so it’s not like anyone is gonna hire me anyway

>>218249540
they dont.

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off to bed

>>218249521
surely they have to say how small it is though can't just be making claims like that without proof

>>218249525
Fuck me I thought it was Friday already

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For me its posting a comment on a funny video about how my mum died and ruining everybodys mood rip mum

disproportionate amount of the younger trainspotters are trannies now.

>>218249547
If you get a job and earn money you might one day meet a nice young lady who you can have a relationship with

If you don't get a job then that isn't going to happen. You'll just rot until you die

>>218249583
key word is might

>>218249547
Don't get a job lad its not worth it

>>218249583
But I won’t be able to get a job anyway I left it too late

>>218249583
The jobless seem to have an easier time getting a gf however, more time away from toil to go on dates and whatnot

>>218249297
I look at my hundreds of thousands in savings and investments and worry that it will never be enough. Gonna switch to powdered instant coffee.
((( :))))) )))

>>218249582
>People with autistic hobbies troon out
Woah

>>218249618
couldn't do that these days i reckon

am mong :3

>>218249617
hahaa ktimm good little worker bee me there's never enough saved up oh nonono can't be buying meat too expensive that, think of the compounding interest!
Wosh I could be more carefree with money

>>218249612
Yeah sure. Every woman out there is waiting for Mr Right, who of course is an unemployed dosser with zero life prospects

>>218249618
can't do this anymore. because of woke

>>218249617
Strange, I don’t even work but 800 feels amazing to me. Perhaps it’s better to have less

nieces and nephews have started calling me uncle thyroid and I dont like it

>>218249618
kek what a lad

got about 60k in savings and 20k in shares but I own my apartment so that's not too shabby

Got £50k in the bank but still toiling at a job I hate and renting an incel terraced house and never going on holiday award

salaryposting time again is it

>>218249701
A lad? Imagine if that was your mum that obese ugly freak did that too? Would you say he’s a lad then? Cuckolded faggot

>>218249708
why not buy a place if you have that much saved up

>>218249718
err this is savingsposting time

>>218249718
savingsposting time actually

remember when my parents got divorced I asked them if it was my fault but I knew it wasn't, it was theirs for arguing all the time, I just thought thats the sort of question little boys were supposed to ask in that situation

hate my job but love the people I work with, explain that one

Have 800 in savings and a car made in 1996 and I’m probably the happiest man in this general

>>218249721
fuck off woke

>>218249722
This isn’t Australia lil bro
I know £50k gbp is like 3 million AUD
But here it’s not that much

I earn £32k and I've got no savings because I spend it all on anime shite and pokemon cards

>>218249721
baffling post

>>218249722
Don't earn enough to buy anywhere decent plus inertia

>>218249745
that's about 100k AUD which would be enough for a deposit even in London

>>218249749
show us your Pokémon card collection

my parents gave me $300,000 that's why I have an apartment you lads should try that

If I was a trillionaire I would buy a 3 bedroom house in the forest and keep enough for expenses and then give the rest away, raffle it off

words cannot describe how much my bedroom smells rn

so far managed to make it 4 days without getting banned, must be a new personal best with this new janny

>>218249785
you just used words to describe it though

>>218249777
I wouldn’t want to live in an apartment, love having a garden me, love the privacy of no neighbours for 10 kilometers

>>218249789
you've been institutionalised

>>218249779
I would write, cast, direct and star in my own porn films

>>218249803
not me
love the hustle and bustle of Sydney you see

I've never been banned coz janny knows I'll do him in if he tries it

>>218249759
Yes but you also need to get the actual mortgage

>>218249820
My Asian alarm is going off for some reason

I want to start training legs again but I don’t want to get a booty because then I might get raped

>>218249842
I'm a Foundational White Australian (descended from convicts)

got 70k in savings and sisterberg owes me 13k although I'll probably never get it back

>>218249670
A lot of people aren't very rational

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Need her bum in my face.

>>218249862
eshuta

>>218249857
Alarm is going bonkers now, cut it out

>>218249873
you'll show deference to the founders of this great nation

might have another bowl of that cheesy gnocci bake I made

You never see an ‘airy Chinese kid eating a twix

cheesy cocky bake ;)

RIP michael schumacher

Doing a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Wilberforce

done my back a disservice putting the bins out last night
getting old and feeling it

RIP Steve McQueen

yanks and aussies might make more money but the problem is you still have to live in a boring shithole with nothing to do but rot in your poorly designed drywall plywood houses. What you going to do with $100k? New pair of jeans and a steam game?

Might tell the folks at work that I'm jewish so I get fridays off
I'm not jewish though

>>218249959
You’re delusional

>31
>Can't keep an erection
>Can't even keep one long enough to put on a condom
Pretty much over for me lads.

>>218249941
Do some strength training and say goodbye to back pain

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>>218249201
Nun EU timmies gon do about it

>>218249959
there is also nothing to do over here thougheverbeit
my county doesn’t even have big or alive cities you have to go london for that

>>218249971
Saturday is the Jewish sabbath thoughbeit.

>>218249936
Definitely worth spending a quarter of our wealth freeing slaves, their descendants are eternally grateful to us for it

>>218249959
>nothing to do
hate when people make this point, it's not like you were ever going to venture outside of your smelly bedroom either way

>>218249987
alri yt shorts

might do another steroid cycle since i basically fucked around during my last one and didn't really accomplish anything

>>218249995
Errr no it's sunset on friday to sunrise on saturday
dumb yank

Cody in downtown Brooklyn wishing he lived in the hive of activity that is Peterborough

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nth for the baddiedem

>>218249999
At least you guys didn’t have to fight a war with yourselves to do away with it.

How is there ever nothing to do. I don’t get it. If I’m bored I’ll put my shoes on and go into the bush or go visit a friend or family member, go for a run, go to the beach, go for a hike, visit a cafe, you must be disabled or something, poor fella

>>218249999
That’s what makes the least sense to me. Blacks absolutely despise us, want us dead in severe cases and think we started slavery when we’ve done more for them than any other race. You don’t hear them getting mad at Arabs in the same way, they seem to think there’s some kind of kinship there because they’re both brown despite Arabs still keeping their kin as slaves lol.

>>218249993
Yeah but cities arent far away from anywhere on this island. Ask yourself why on earth are Australians posting on here in the height of their summer when they could be out there surfing or having a wank on the beach with the lads. Its because they all live in cardbox boxes in suburbs with no friends and no centre of cultural life

>>218249980
JAV wanking will fix your broken dick

>>218249138
Can you upload a video of yourself? I'd love to see this

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>>218250018
Why do you know so much about Judaism?

>>218250031
New Zealand is not the same as US, Canada and Australia

Wish I were into trains o algo

being raped by my own arse

Clarkson has his farm and his pub
May has his gin and his pub
Hammond has...a divorce?

The fuck is that lil nigga doing?

>>218249990
He's not going to invade lel
Greenland has the right to leave whenever they want, US can just offer them $x and a green card and see if they're interested

>>218250056
learnt about it in school innit

>>218250076
He owns a motorcycle company

>>218250042
true but it’s a bit of a trek
americans are used to travelling long distances because their country is the size of europe, meanwhile london is about an hour away but it’s a lot of hassle because i’m used to short distances

>>218250070
US and Canada is vast, there is so many national parks and things to do.

literally cant be bored in australia with all the critters about
life would be 100x better if I could wake up one morning and decide to go find some mudcrabs or go spearfishing

>>218249138
For me it's the convo starting well but dying once I get stuck in my head whether I should say "this" or "that" or if I'm coming off as cringy or not. Then I get too complimentary like a wet neek

>>218250076
owns a garage that restores cars

>>218250027
new fletcher /mug/ era tonight

off skiing soon x

Hate it when mucky little foreigners tell me what MY country is like. Mucky brownmen phone snatchers

>>218250027
she's made for it

been in bed for 4 days
feeling a bit better today but still dont want to get up

>>218250136
didnt snow that much did it

>>218250150
got the flu?

>>218250142
leave your ego in the old thread
nobody cares about your country

>>218250159
not the flu, just feeling under the weather.

>>218249316
Don't particularly dislike them but one is a chatterbox who's impossible to get away from another is FOB and we barely understand each other and the other is a bit unpredictable moodwise plus I feel self conscious when I'm doing stuff in the kitchen with others around

>>218250078
EU timmy still not patterning up, EU timmy lackin on roads and still acting like a don *kmt*

>>218250076
he has some daughters

Well lads I've got to say despite messing up several things and having to substitute several ingrediates the stroganoff was a success. Used quality pasta which makes surprisingly big difference, too.

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what's rorke been up to now

>>218250183
man up you ponce

>>218250218
I reckon he’s right on both counts.

need an abusive gf who punches me

>>218250169
I dissolved my ego in 1994 during a mescaline trip

>>218250218
anyone with sense can tell islam is dangerous.

crazy how you eat something and it turns into poo

Leftypol rags closing comments on all articles
Rorke rags comment section a free for all

Where's whole duck poster?

>>218250190
Same, it's not enough for me to no dislike, I have to really you like to want see you

wonder if anyone sub 100 iq posts on /brit/

Up until the 1950s it was british tradition to eat a swan at Christmas

>>218250271
Heathermong? He hasn't awoken yet.

>>218250225
every man gets poorly

>>218250267
mental as it were

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>>218250282
That's goose you fool

>>218250275
kiwimong seems to have an iq of 80

>>218250275
i'm probably in that group

>>218250264
mad how if a woman wants to hit a man, he just has to let her do it

>>218250283
Heathernonce isn't full duck poster

My housemate used to just walk into my room without knocking so sometimes I'd doss about with my knob out hoping it'd turn into a porn scenario but it never did and she didn't start knocking either

>>218250289
A swan is a female goose

>>218250264
Would spark her clean the fuck out. What is she going to do? Report me to the police? Just going to say I feared for mi life and show them the video evidence.

>>218250282
only for the royal family

>>218250318
No it isn't

i'm 124iq but genuinely retarded (too dysfunctional to hold a job) just have the right autism to score above average on an iq scoring

>>218250331
Is too

>>218250312
Yes he clearly is

You can still get life in prison for killing a swan.

I've been at the same company for 16 years

>>218250332
autism isnt real youre just a maladaptive freak that needs to grow up

>>218250332
124 isnt retarded doe, 95 and below is retarded and then 135+ is retarded because those types of people are too analytical to the point it impacts normal function

>>218250274

>>218250274

>>218250367
ive had 14 jobs in 16 years

righto thats just not the new thread then is it

>>218250315
used to have a housemate like that too and one time she came in while i was having a wank. don't know how much she saw but she immediately went out again. we never spoke about it afterwards.

>>218246243
>>218246243
>>218246243

thats not a /brit/

>Autism isn't real you're just autistic

harr harr harr very funny

I'll make the new one, give me 30 seconds

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>>218250465

>>218250309
I was play fighting with my friend once and I planned to toss her onto the bed but misjudged and threw her into the wall
There's just such an innate difference in weight and strength that you can't really exert any force with women because you might actually hurt the,

don't bradley yourself

VPN off

>>218250538
>>218250538
>>218250538