tomorrows worddle as it were eidishion
hate everything
wanking my covk sub edish
mad how
What's your autistic special interest?
>be whole duck poster>/brit slueths think they're extremely observant >accuse me of being heathermong Looks guys I know you're bored and want to have uncovered some grand conspiracy but you're way off the mark
Andrew RT Davies absolute fucking gammon mong
poo smells
>>218250592space
pint of goretti please
>>218250592i dont have autism
>>218250592Military technology. Very original
>>218250611Unlike Russell T Davies who's a leftypol freak
love finding old websites that are still uphttps://www.larry-arnold.net/navigate.htmretvrn
>>218250592Religion, theology, and the occult. If I went on Mastermind my specialist subject would be early Christianity.
any men kicking a ball today lads?
autism doesnt exist youre just mindbroken and god just hates you so might as well give up
>>218250669There's men kicking ball every day here, it never ends.
>>218250669Yeah most of the top ones
Oh so the black men are kicking the ball around again today are they now
NFL playoffs start this weekend, who yous got to win the owl in a month?
DOMStoil got bodyberg acting a fool
Last time I was in the UK I was in a city called Scotland and it was fun. The Scots are a great people. They are as ugly, autistic and cheap as us clogwogs, but all in a different way. Super interesting. I saw a man barfing on the street with a beer next to him and then when he finished he walked back into the cafe (I think you call it pub). Then half a minute later he was tossed out and stumbled into his own barf and he didn't even notice.
>>218250538Fuck you now I gotta lose on purpose
>>218250709seahawks for me
>Autism doesn't exist>God
>>218250686not true i've got it
>>218250669I spent my entire business day watching a man throw a ball at another man who then hit it with a bat
>>218250592tonsil stones, the way people hold pens, quorn, charlie bigham, the list could go on
>>218250709People who care about American football here are autistic
>coffee brewed>sausages cooked>heating on>Duke Nukem: Zero Hour loadedI do believe it's time to get comfy
you couldn't write this shit
>>218250774grow up
smoking weed before my jc appointment
>>218250774grow up, get a job
>>218250775whats up with the blue character on the bottom right?
>>218250774Dole scum
noticed a girl I work with in the sainos carpark and when I walked up to her car window she just started giggling, whats that about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygfh6dFUtcU
getting lot of tiktoks slagging off Prince as a shit Micheal Jackson
>>218250792>>218250796I'm employed I just have the week offwhat's your excuse?
Got toil in 2 hoursReally feel like hanging myself
If I get on UC will they help me find a job?I was made redundant in April 2024 and I haven't been able to find a job since, got hardly any savings left and I'm starting to panic
i dont have autistic special interests but I have autistic special hates like dire straights, car motor sounds, peter gabriels voice, when the bus driver doesn't open the back door, modern rap music, dogs jumping up on me, unripe pears
Don't get a job it's shite
>>218249931he's shod his last michael
>>218250836I've been unemployed since May last year and couldn't claim UC because I had too much in savings (was a deposit for a flat). From my experience over a decade ago with JSA they do fuck all to help you. The job market is knackered, it's over.
>>218250836They're about as useful as a chocolate teapot in helping you find work
>>218250812If anything prince was better>smaller and more delicate>nicer dick>none of the weird heeheeing and shamones>smaller hands>better musicno contest
Couldn’t sleep last night so I’ve used the last of my PTO to take today off as I’m too tired to work
>>218250863he also didn't hang a baby over a balcony which is good
>>218250870same but I just called in sick
>>218250863also he wasn't a paedophile
The quote "Your butt is mine" is from Michael Jackson's song "Bad," which Prince famously rejected a collaboration for in the 1980s because he found the line inappropriate for a duet, famously saying, "Who's gonna sing that to whom? 'Cause you sure ain't singing it to me, and I sure ain't singing it to you,"
insane how they taught pigeons to transfer messages from place to place
thought of a funny meme, it's a photo of Neil from the young ones and the top caption says 'teacher: remember it's I before E' and then bottom text says 'Neil: am I a joke to you?'
rorke's gum bubble popped covering his entire face
Nothing I love more than seeing some cute titties
>>218250888>>218250890>>218250896>>218250903selfish pricks
Sir Kenneth Grange
>>218250538>not playing on hard mode
>>218250911
Just pulled a dark leathery thing out of my earToo thick to be called a film, very skin-like, but not quite skinLooks a bit like tanned leather from runescape
hello we regret to inform you that your car has failed its MOT due to: customer has an old car. This issue will be £1000 to fix thank you. me: that's excellent cheers yes please go ahead
>>218250928get it eat
what is the main cause of involuntary celibacy
The new gaff, as it werehttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
This stars with spikes thing can FUCK OFF
quite literally me
Ah, your butt is mine, gon' tell you right, ahJust show your face in broad daylight, ahI'm tellin' you on who I feel, ahGonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to killShamone, ah, shamoneLay it on me, ah, alrightAh, I'm givin' you on count to three, ahJust show your stuff or let it be, ahI'm tellin' you, just watch your mouth, ahI know your game, what you're aboutWell, they say the sky's the limitAnd to me that's really true, ahBut, my friend, you have seen nothin'Just wait 'til I get throughBecause I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)You know it (really, really bad)You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)Shamone, you know (really, really bad)And the whole world has to answer right nowJust to tell you once againWho's bad?
If you put yourself down as self-employed the job centre dont bother even speaking to you and you dont need to send any proof of job searching for some reason. Just went to companies house and paid the £12 to set up Pooseal PLC
just sick of it all
rorke going on naked attraction but accidentally facing the wrong way
right russia now filteredcunting pathetic cunt whinging all the time fuck off fuck off
>>218250870Don't Americans only get a week off a year?
>>218250996whats the matter bub?
>>218250996Why are you so depressed? You live in Russia
>>218251007someone post that webm of that one juicy thick lass
>>218250968cold out
Excited for PMQs!!!!!
>>218251032
wish i had a girlfriend to love and do things with lol that would be nice
Ww3 is about to start because the Americans are going to board a vessel set for Russia just off our shores
>You are a woman who has suffered violence from your partner and homelessness>Somehow you defy the odds and become a self made billionaire>Still remain a posterchild of liberal left wing thought>You decide to help 1,000 vulnerable women in a position similar to your lowest moment at your own expense>1,001 women show up asking for help, unfortunately you'll have to turn one away>1,000 of the women ask you to turn away one specific woman>Because his name is Josh and he's got a cock>You help those 1,000 women, who are now getting help they wouldn't get thanks to you>You spend so much helping people you literally are no longer a billionaire>Because you didn't prioritize Josh and his big feminine cock, you are now the worst person alive>You get death threats, rape threats, constant harassment, and top many people "Worst person in history" listsGenuinely reckon the left's hatred of JK Rowling is one of the biggest reasons and indicators that we will see the rise of fascism in the 21st century.
um, I should go...
if i was prime minister I would post a photo of my morning poo to my social media every morning
>>218251082me too haha
>>218251089Good, at least I won't need to get a job if I've been obliterated by a nuke.
I wonder how does London react to seeing snow? Is it like here in P*ristan where everything grinds to a halt and everyone acts like it's WW3 because two snowflakes fell on the ground?
>>218251007Wonder if a gay has ever gone on and done that. Just bend over slightly and arch your back to become irresistible.
WW3 plans then lads? I've got enough supplies to last about a week and then I think I'll just start robbing the neighbours, maybe find a young vulnerable qt that I can take care of
>>218251131i dont think its ever snowed in London
why did Seinfeld have so many boxes of cereal
i have NEVER seen snow
an ill wind is blowing
>>218251131Snowflakes get stabbed before they ever reach the ground in London
>>218251148god forbid a man has interests
>>218251157or a vagina
>>218251157google broken?
>>218251163Go to the toilet
>>218251157I have never seen a 1:13. And I never fucking will.
Hi /brit/ my friend is going to visit London soon and he’s asking me what kind of souvenirs I want.Any recommendations?
>>218251219bring back a qt pakistani gf UwU
>>218251219when Finlad visited he bought himself a Dr Who ornament and a cock ring
>>218250563
>>218251219a stuffed bear dressed as a Beefeater and a plastic model of a black cab
>>218251131Yeah
still haven't done any work
£650 in the current accountthat should be enough for this MOT r-right haha. Better take £400 cash with me just in case.
>>218251131The whole country is generally like that because our equipment to deal with snow nationally amounts to a large bag of salt.If there was a few inches in London the government would find a multi trillion disaster relief fund to keep the media class happy. Not applicable elsewhere.
got steve1989 on
feeling morally superior
>>218251295nice
>>218251298but is he wrong?
>>218251219Prince Andrew dinner plate
>>218250812>getting lot of tiktoksgrow up
>>218251227>>218251230>>218251235Thank you lads!
Yeah I’m missing the cigarettes I can’t lie
america should fight all the wars and we should just watch
>>218250538beautiful black men blast on me
HUGE /brit/ news coming at 9pm
>>218251352realistically we'll fight in whichever wars they tell us toand they'll Harry Dunn our Harry Dunns and we'll do nothing
>>218251219A jar of marmite so you can shut the fuck about umami
>>218251380You look like Harry Dunn
There are 95,000 'not for profit' Somalian organisations in the UK.176,000 Somalians live in the UK.That's less than two Somalians for every funded organisation.
>>218251415And what are you - you personally - doing about it?
kek this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtl1S0kUMEw&list=OLAK5uy_kpyXsEF4l-85Sr505DxgAUthJkvrUo5io&index=4
>>218251398Harry Done me there
>>218251423voting Reform
Shan't be fighting in any wars for any reason sorry x
>>218251415they should all be killed
>>218250955Roaring.
Oasis are making a Bond theme Unless the film is called Shine I can't see their theme being any good
going to do a gay sex today. didnt do a gay sex yesterday but im going to do it today,>>218250592medieval history
>>218251428why is he doing that tho like I feel I probably look the same but why is this happening to men like us
>>218251439that James Bond was dead big on not looking back in anger, as I recall. He was one to let things go. Especially regarding national security matters.
NL got me back into isaac after not playing for like 6 yearsAlready spent 2x11 hour days just listening to radio and playing itVery comfy
Everyone's best chance is to team up and try and take out america now. They're picking everyone off like sitting ducks and every country is sat on their hands waiting for their turn.
the raped
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Mr Poo Seal
>>218251443not knowing what the correct posture should be in that situation so just locking in one position to avoid shifting back and forth awkwardlythat's how i interpret it
the oasis reunuion tour. Whatever happened there
>OasisIrish diaspora
>>218250955vile
>>218251438For me its the massive giraffe peering over the dinner table while you eat
Why do people keep talking like things are about to happen when we already know nothing ever happens
dadberg screaming on the phone at something or othersick of it
New Reform London mayor candidate is a Muslim who jumped ship from the Tories only a few months agoIt really is just a Tory Party clone
about to merk my toilet with a big poo
>>218251510Most of the electorate there are Muslim, how is a white man supposed to win?
>>218251510Oh right I'll vote Green then
>>218251510>Laila CunninghamAh yes very obvious Muslamic name Rorke well done
America hasnt won a war since WW2. There is no reason for anybody to be afraid of their alleged military power when they lost to rice farners and ragheads
>>218250592can you be autistic and relatively normal with speech? I feel like I'm sort of normal but incredibly retarded in other aspects like eye contact
>>218251510They need Tory defectors at they're the only people with parliamentary experience
Anyone know anything about the Reserves? I don't think I've ever met anyone who does it. Seems like the kind of thing you would talk about if you did. Is it worth it or would I just be a bitter chud?
Ah yes Rorke and his constant complaining about Reform
The DEA o algo
>>218251545Trump could turn your entire country into a sand dune with a single tweet.
>>218251560The British state should be utterly dismantled, not aided and abetted, that's all you need to know on the issue.
reform more like Deform
that poo was a little frothy but mostly firm, think aero chocolate
>>218251554yeah
>>218251517CORRRRR
>>218251526>thinking the devout muslims in London would vote for a woman instead>>218251539>Cunningham is Muslim, and is a mother of seven children.[2] She had four children from a ten-year marriage, which ended in divorce when her husband left for a woman in Dubai.[4]
>>218251415Fewer than
Jools Holland has offered to play live boogie-woogie piano in the background of a /brit/ thread if the mods want to get that sorted
mad how some of you are alright
todays eatsbreakfast>nothinglunch>salmon sushidinner>fish burger and hot chips
>>218251594peng
>>218251545whiter than you
>>218251612>Cunningham is Muslimhow is muslim being defined here?
>>218251577Ye'll do nuttin'.
>>218251599YES LAD!!!!
>>218251577You couldnt do it in: KoreaVietnamPanamaIraqIraq againAfghanistanSyriaLebanonIranEgyptLibyaYemenUkraineDrop the larp. You lost in all these conflicts
>>218251539she's an egyptian who married an american and took his surname
>>218251612>She has said that she does not blame people for holding anti-Muslim prejudice.[2] She has said that Islamophobia should not be codified as a criminal offence, and that Muslims must accept being offended or move to another country.[2]Better than some leftymong nanny state atheist then righto
I just found out that in French "a seal pushed me yesterday" sounds like English "fuck my pussy yeah"That is hilarious!
>>218251585Yeah true
Can't see any problems whatsoever getting all the fat brown zoomers off their phones and sending them to an icy wasteland to fight the country whose media they're completely obsessed with
>>218251663yesterday after someone posted it here I was sat on the toilet for 5 minutes saying the english words in a french accent trying to get it sound like something and couldn't get itI don't know any french. How could I have known those words!
>>218251676well that's a bit radical mate
remember when atheist leftymongs were screaming their tits off at the mere mention of Jesus at Christmas but when tfl changed the train departure boards in London to an islamic script celebrating Eid they were totally silent. Isnt that weird
>>218251616Nah the Hootenanny was shit this year, even Dadberg turned it off
*buys your far-right anti-immigration party and calls the police on anyone who criticises*
>>218251698It ok frenYou tried your best
Scurrying around Donetsk on all fours with an IED up my arse
>>218251711Yeah but it wasn't shit because of Jools was it, just bad acts
>>218251475*rapturous applause*
>>218251645Anyone who was still a member of the Tory Party as recently as a few months ago cannot be trusted
>>218251734>>218251734>>218251734New
I think people would be far less Islamophobic if Muslims didn't encourage molesting children and animals and cutting the heads off people who aren't Muslim
i wonder when arab colonialism will get the scrutiny it deserves.
meltdown
>Represents the working-class
>>218251545but they are extemely proficient at sending their soldiers to your country to rape and murder farmers
Back to my grotty little incel lair with my 60p biscuits
let's all be positive and nice to eachother
>>218251641>>218251628Rent free
Sir Keir StaryuSir Keir StarmieSir Keir Mega Starmie
>>218251793Beginning to regret encouraging this yesterday
genuinely cannot connect to another human being in any waymight actually be an alien
Do you reckon Sir Keir Starmer has a big cock?
Anyone else feel sad when you see a missing person post but they're kinda ugly so you know no one is really going to search? :/
>>218251773didn't have single grey hair back then, now look at him
all jokes aside i honestly think most people become leftymongs by accident, like falling in it and only half paying attention to the shit they start believing. You'd have to be really dumb to actually be convinced islam is liberal and kids should have their dick cut off lmfao
um um um
Hello foreign governments I am willing to defect for the low price of a house in one of your nice areas and a 7/10 gf
#NotAllMuslims
>>218251830yet here you are "trying" to connect with other people
Leftypol loves saying shit like #NotAllMuslims but spergs out when people say #NotAllMen
>>218251927yeah anonymously and on the internet though isn't it x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necroboticsfascinating
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT ATTACK VENEZUELAYESSSSSSSS WAR WITH RUSSIAErrr you feel ok leftymong?
Starting to suspect the people at toil don't really believe we're on the cusp of World War 3 as they're continuing to toil
>>218251938but then will also smugly claim men are the problem when foreigners kill or rape someone again
I sincerely believe Trump is going to offer Britain statehood soon
>>218251964Deserved it for being a cracker
>>218251955still humans isn't it x
The captcha now has you literally finding a Star of David, mental
just dont give a shit about foreign affairs
afternoon lads
>>218251989wait omg you're right x
>>218251987Leftypol suddenly fuming about being part of a larger trading bloc
dogberg eating ice off the ground. stupid twat
Might try nofap
been practicing lying to the missus
Leftypol doing something
don't understand the boomers seething about having to have an eye test to keep their licenseseen them saying 18-25 year olds should have a test too as if there's not a driving test
rorke getting blorked
leftypol giving his wife's son the talk about racism
>>218252028been trying this so please don't post any more girl's bums
I thought that SAS who dares wins fella was supposed to be London mayor? Why have they picked some Egyptian Muslim?
>>218252075don't know or care
Rorke doing a poo from his bumLeftypol doing a poo from xeir neovagina
>Why would you pick a Muslim to run for London mayor
are rorke and leftypol both incels
>>218252095
>>218252116yeah
So you want to give children puberty blockers to delay their puberty so that they can look like a woman,..and you want a war with russia but not venezuela, and you want to make every film black and gay but when anybody mentions it you'll call them obsessed and it doesnt matter but it also does?
Sir Fear Monger
>>218252120You can't Bradley your own post
Join me, on my “Tour of Rape” around Britain
>>218252153not allowed to do that i don't think
70% of all zoomer males are virgins15% of all zoomer women are virginsThe millennial chads sweeping in here haha
i am antisemitic and islamophobic and also xenophobic but not racist
*generates porn of you on Grok*
>>218252180
"Holocaust survivor descendant"
in a way we all survived the holocaust
>>218252180Not islamophobic nor xenophobic me, I'm not scared of them. Just don't like them. Don't want them near me that's all
>>218252179>70% of all zoomer males are virginssimply isn't true
>>218252179or 30% of zoomers are getting 85% of zoomettes
feeling proper horny might have to do an afternoon wank on toilberg's time
>>218252147
raping my arse with a traffic cone
>>218252189It's called inherited trauma, rorke
>>218252207You ain't nothin but a horndog, wanking all the time
Got the Holocaust t-shirt
>>218252202Its true. The crisis is much deeper and profound than you think. Its what happens when you waste away in your bedroom wanking to AI AMSR anime squid rape porn
>>218252209Took you this long to boot up paint?
>>218252207may i suggest hairy mature women with big tits
Not good
>>218252180gethershagged
>>218252228It'll be fine, the Alphas are turning out better than the zoom-zooms
blud posting the olds
>>218252189
3pm wank whilst looking out the window
>>218252189And she basically asked x to do it to her
my take on all this is that the USA is preparing for the upcoming resource wars.
Leftypol claiming Trump is a Russian asset but also about to nuke Russia for unexplained reasons
>AMSR anime squid rape pornPhwoar
>>218252249I heard this too. Zoomers are shaping up to be the neckbeard freak generation we're all making fun of
>>218252235looks like a piece of shit
>>218252253Hooting
>>218252266it's like they know it's coming but their entire cabinet is actual 80 iq media personality retards so they don't know how to deal with it except by blowing up their entire economy and every alliance and bit of diplomatic credibility they have
If you think about it, we're all holocaust survivor descendants as our ancestors did not die in the holocaust
Denmark should defend its territoriesBritain should give its away
>>218252270look youre just getting trolled by russian troll bots online you were all trolled in to voting for brexit and trump
>>218252255
he's here
>>218252231Very helpful post
what has rorke so agitated today?
>>218252316Saw a yank comment saying they should punish Denmark for its colonialism by taking Greenland
cleanerberg is here and i need to do a poo. need her gone pronto.
>>218252308you have the exact wrong take ladit's the EU that are retarded this time
>go into crippling debt to pay off banks>go into austerity. Still somehow going furtehr into debt each year>import foreign workers to increase tax base>they are unemployable and cost far more tax money than they pay >now also need to go from 2% to 5% of GDP in military spendingjesus louises im glad im not a europeeing
Might quit toil for me metal elks
Leftypol wanting to bomb Denmark except for the Muslim districts of Copenhagen
>>218252350on his period x
cunthair away from WW3
might move to aussie and get on the centerlink
>>218252406orange nigga tariffed us too and fucked the Taiwanese economy with them even though he's ditching ukraine to defend taiwan. He's just retarded
>>218252407Me too haha
>>218252401Don't make it awkward ask her to join in
its actually 4d chess
How to cure autism?
>>218252425ww3 between who?
>>218252457>>218252457
*taps the sign*
>>218252433he doesn't care about ukraine or taiwan ladhe wants control of SA and the EU and he more or less has it now
>WW3!!>YANKS ARE GONNA INVADE GREENLAND>IT'S HAPPENINGrunts all riled up with mass hysteria just because we kidnapped some banana republic dictator
Mad how there's a boat chase happening right nowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynjdqgelltLike a police chase on TV but it's extremely slow
>>218251089as if
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