zyzz edition
need a poo
Remember that hentai where the anime girls are pooing a big turd back and forth into each others bums for eternity?
No you don't understand he actually keeps getting richer and more powerful because he's retarded you see
It's time to explore, lads
bruh
>>218252507get off of twitter, it's bad for you
>>218252479You do keep saying youre going to invade Greenland, its not surprising people are then concerned that you might invade Greenland.
5 hours of toil, no work done
errrr wont taking advice from australia on cost of living
Mad how there's a boat chase happening right nowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynjdqgelltLike a police chase on TV but it's extremely slowpoo poo arse
>>218252537done loads of good toiling this morning i'm a monster
>>218252545based love arnie
>>218252500>he thinks getting rich and powerful has any relation to being intelligent
scared about ww3 I am
>>218252545I imagine it was a proper protein fartImagine the smell
>>218252574povvo cope
>>218252545in another universe he'd have been posting on birt with the lads instead of starring in movies and that
grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97P9dtvkoQ
>>218252552bet keanu reeves feels like a twat now having turned down speed 2
>>218252578we'll do a civil war that'll get us out of it
Could use a lick of paint that boat
>>218252587Her shirt clearly doesn't fit, it must be several sizes too small. She needs a new shirt pronto
mad if I went to bed then I woke up and all you lads had been nuked
why you being a bitch for?
>>218252604worked for spain
listening to ke$ha
omdayz leftypol
don't start ww3 yet i still haven't lost my virginity
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3
>>218252633can guarantee he mogs me
>>218252633
Mfw I see you
Threads (1984)Now why was it called Threads?
>>218252627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3_L8z2uw4
my new pestle and mortar is scheduled for delivery in the next two hours
>>218252670Because everything's interwoven like threads innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkmiUeMsU4o
>>218252661>900k viewshaha what a freak!haha...
>>218252587sex with women
done fuck all with my life
Woman at toil who claims WW3 is imminent casually discussing her upcoming trip to Florida
>>218252633reckon if you publicised this lad's political opinion the opposite party would be guaranteed to win
Readying myself to belt out my finest USA USA chant
just farted malevolently in my demented nan's face
>>218252698kahteem
>>218252633>After being medically diagnosed with a 0.38 inch micro penis last yearOh my fuck not even HALF a bloody inch!?
mad how clever, funny and cool we all are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ClXNcR6R4
>>218252732yeahx
>>218252732Sexy, too
world war 3? it's world war poo first
>>218252629Coming from a rich and powerful family is a way bigger factor
>>218252784Nepo babies are a thing for sure but if they're not intelligent themselves then they aren't likely to maintain that wealth or power are they, plenty of examples of stupid monarchs who lost almost everything they inherited.
>>218252698I mean it be like that sometimes
>>218252817Can't take it with you I say
never noticed how long azealia banks' arms are
sense of securitylike pockets jinglin'
anyone played the early xanadu games?
xanadu du du push pineapple shake the tree
>>218252859yes
wouldn’t mind being a postman seems like cool job stroll around in your shorts get your steps in. Never see them out past 2 anyway so they can’t have long hours.
>>218252836good film
>>218252817It means you can afford to have a shit plan and make a lot of mistakes while daddy's contacts try to sort it out
>>218252724wonder if he has normal sized balls. that must look really weird
>>218252874don't see them at all some days
>>218252724cockmogs me
>>218252784>>218252891lad the reason you're a poor runt from a livestock tier family is your geneticsany boomer that didn't manage to get rich is basically from a long line of mongs
Got to fill up the car later but I frigging can’t afford it mannnnnnnn
>>218252661mogs me i'm 35 year old virgin so catching up on him thoalso never been on a datreand have hit on over a hundred women but im just tha tunappealing
never seen a gay taxi driver
>>218252955sc
>>218252891dont you think it's wild that it's likely all your direct ancestors as in your family line even if you had counsins hundreds of years ago who did wellhave basically been in the same relative economic and social background as youvery rare for someone to actually shift that great from generation to generationyou born in povvo you probably from line of povvosand vice versa
>>218252937>tunappealingalri
>>218252941I did it a couple times
>>218252979
i was looking for a wog and then i found a wogAnd Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
>>218252933ktimancestors been knocking about in the land of opportunity for a few centuries and built zero wealth for ourselves
>>218252850Corr would love her to give me an Azealia Wank with them
>>218252996she could do it from about 6 feet away
>>218252993that's mental to go american and just stay poorall my ancestors moved here and got rich in one generation
>>218252933why do you assume all boomers are happy to pass down wealth, plenty don't care, they hold on to it and then burn it all traveling and pouring it into retirement homes
>>218253025coal mines shut down you see
>>218253042well that would fall into the mong category
i dont even want to have sex anymorei just hate women so much
if i inherited a lot of wealth and gained a bunch of opportunities i don't think i would mind being called a nepo baby really. seems like a fair trade for never having to worry about anything else.
The Just World fallacy is correct.
>>218252975Well yes because intelligence isn't a big factor
my william is 6.2 inches but i say it's 6 and a half
didn't take my psych med yesterday and now my mind is all over the place, haha what am i like?
>>218253071ktim but i still want to have sex and don't hate women
>>218253069im getting annoyed at this and will politely step back before I become inflammatory, sorry for joining the conversation
>>218253069What makes the boomers mongs for enjoying their wealth? They wouldn't be able to experience any satisfaction from their descendants inheriting it when they die.
>>218253084yeah mate you're smart but poor I'm sure
Thread quality has been improving lately
10 million rupees or a chance to wait this table?
>>218252933I have an ancestor who went to Australia actually and made what would be millions today. Right place right time.
>>218253102difficulty emotionally regulating, yep that's mong behaviour
>>218253129dinner with jay z
really dont like this passing of time thing
>>218253089say to who?
>>218253138we could share the same ancestor mate think about that
>>218253129tfw you are a brilliant but you behave like a bloody benchod
>>218253155you and the rest of the lads on here
>>218253144makes me very uneasy it does
You've all heard of the theory of Eternal Return, correct? The idea that you relive the same life over and over. Well, it's close, but the truth is time repeats forwards and backwards. When time hits the edge of space, it will bounce off, and everything will happen backwards, until it hits the beginning of space again, then everything repeats forwards.
We're all from Africa, Rorke
>>218253183Prove it
>>218253108Never said I'm particularly smart or that I deserve more than I have
CLEANERBERG IS STILL HERE I AM GOING TO POO MYSELF
In case you couldn't tell, this is the aussie who works in civil service who wants to become a landlord
Job Centre in an hour will have one more spliff and get stepdadberg to give me a lift
>US says it has seized tanker in Atlantic linked to Venezuelan oilso what now?
Just weighed myself and it looks like I put on 9 stone over the Christmas period
>>218253253Israel needs it
>>218253253They nuke Russia or we have to fight Denmark or something, dunno leftypol wasn't clear
>>218253165Maybe we're both midwits. That man's grandson was very high up in the Australian army too, all because his dad was knocking around with a horse and cart when gold was discovered.
This is why young people can't afford homes
leftypol complaining about america invading greenland yet he had no problem with aragorn comminting war crimes in lotr curious
any gormless twits in?
Women really just be reading porn lmao
>>218253253mental their coast guard does this stuff
>>218253353me, 100%
>>218253358You should try itIt's a cleaner wank
>>218253353More of a worthless slug of a man myself
Do NOT try to research where the first usage of the word "wank" in print was. Just stay away
>Nine school children were injured following a crash between a bus and a coach on a slip road that saw two people taken to hospital.LOL
>>218253437Going to need to know what sort of area before deciding whether this is funny
>>218253406ok x
>>218253406I won't, not because I'm disinterested but because I'm lazy. So you may as well tell us here.
>>218253138my dad was telling me how he was thinking about buying a house in Sydney in the 90s but was worried about such a big loan so didn't. Then every house has gone up by like 2 million since then
>>218253454>>218253456Please. This is for your own good. Just forget I said anything
>>218253452Reading
>>218253502Need them making 50% smaller and filling with extended Pakistani families immediately
>>218253525about what x
>>218253406right well thats just an erotic novel involving british schoolboys
>>218253525Lmao
Why would I want to go to reading festival? Man doesn't even read like that
brits see a name like reading and be like"redding"
>>218253607*drowns you in worcestershire sauce*
>>218253607So true sir good morning
leicestershire? clearly you must mean lestashur
>>218253084wut how u imagine that
Aussies see a name like Brisbane and be like "Meanjin, Meaanjin, Maganjin or Magandjin"
I'm always tired ladsI wake up from 10 hour sleep and I fancy a nap not even 3 hours laterHow is this even possiblesick of it
>Girl falls out of moving ambulance on motorway
>>218253652What is your diet like
>>218253652sleep apnea
>>218253652check your iron intake
>>218253652have you tried semen retention
>>218253652check your semen intake
>>218253652Sleeping too much
President Gavin Newsom
>>218253727Leftypol wanking himself silly at the prospect
I have a bowl of trifle sitting in the fridge from Christmas day. Is it too late to freeze it?
And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon Greenlands mountains green
President Ted Cruz
>>218253748is leftypol in the thread with us now?
>>218253671Usually skip breakfast, sarnie or toast for lunch, meat and carbs for dins. Usually pasta or rice dish and some form of chicken>>218253702Had my bloods done recently, all was good except some liver enzyme that's being investigated>>218253713Is this real?
>>218253727Think he's their only real chance myself but if you look at polling yank dems are still sucking off Kamala's clit. It's mental.
>>218253815Lil Timmy bashin
don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires
you just have to laugh really
>>218253818yes
he is related to joanna actually
>>218253818Yeah he's usually here banging on about Rorke's creps or gammons or something
>>218253881they're jokers
>>218253874using fireworks indoors?
>>218253071ive never had sex
Any completely given up man in?
>>218253727lol no
>>218253919*starts bumming you*
>>218253894>>218253902I think you two might be a bit obsessed xoxo
*searches for posts containing 'Rorke*
>>218253966i know leftypol is here because I am leftypol
I fuck up everything, can't do nothing. Trying to make a vegetable soup, should be so fucking easy even a little girl can do it. Smells great, looks great, has no flavor. Why? I added the salt, I added the pepper, I added the seasoning. Still no flavor. Just tastes like nothing.
>>218253997oh yeah? name every communist
rather like the idea of rounding up all the queers and nig nogs and killing them all if i do say so myself lads
>>218254024Add more semen?
>>218253946me! me!
>>218254029*slams an israeli phonebook on the table*
>>218254039this but not ALL of themjust a few
Mad what's been going on in the world lately innit
>>218253253nothing
>>218253946
>>218254067haven't had the heart to look at my nothing ever happens stocks
>>218254060too many neo libs in that book
just finished mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i like to call it) on insanity difficulty
Can you imagine a Britain *without* Muslims?
leg day neversimply cannot be bothered
>>218254115amazing how they gradually get worse by release order
>>218254115who died?
>>218254067Can't believe they're giving Solskjaer another go, mental
lagos in the 60swhat went wrong
>>218254138i disagree, probably like 3 the most despite the shitey ending>>218254141naebdy
not a single bit of snow on my racist bike ride earlier
mad how mad how the world is
>>218254179Niggers
>>218254179Independence
>>218254194Rorke.
>>218254183kept the base?
>>218254207yeah, doing a renegade run
'mass Effect
There is a peculiar disease that afflicts our technocratic political class. It cannot do the basics – like maintain order, keep the economy ticking over, or build some effing houses. Meanwhile, it is convinced it can rewire our energy system (Net Zero), balkanise the citizenry (multiculturalism), and defy human biology (gender woo), without any adverse consequences whatsoever.
sucking a darb
caught a whiff from my boxers
>>218254145Absolutely despise themTheir dad is the worst of the bunch
spiderberg just rampaged across my wall
>>218254183freak 1 had the best shooting, 2 had the best customisation, 3 was uhhh ok?andromeda can go ride a dick
*starts gay porn shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*
>>218254255>1 had the best shootingnigga wut>2 had the best customisationnigga wut
>>218254234Governmentberg turning the streetlights off to save money but funding an ad campaign with celebrities against pseudoviolence towards women
>>218254268drop the "ayi"
>>218253946Done no work at all today, theyve fucked me over too many times and I'm leaving as soon as I find something else. So I've given up on that but not given up on life itself, you see.
>>218254282straight um
>>218254268gag :)
>>218254266>>1 had the best shootinggears of war cover slop from 2 and 3 can fuck off >>2 had the best customisationbest armours and outfits
>>218254283Ktim, reckon as soon as I get out of here I'll feel better about everything else
eating my incel sandwichabout to make my incel protein shake
FUCKING COLD>>2182542551's combat is the worst lmao it's like aturnbased rpg but with aiming
>>218254304wrong on both counts, 3 objectively has the best shooting and customisation
>>218254316simply shoot them until they dont shoot backquick and easy >>218254319weirdo
>tax returns to finalise>overburdered at toil>in process of applying for new jobs and interviewing>tenants to manage on behalf of parentbergs>gf wants us to book all this complicated travel this year for a few abroad weddings for her friends>legal obligations to carry out on property>Builders >Need to get working out again>Need to diet>Need to not drink in January>Need to keep the flat tidy and washing done>People staying with us this weekend>Shitty January weather slipping and sliding everywhere and storm tomorrow inevitably I'll have to tell toilberg I'm not commuting 1h30 inFUCK OFFFFFFFF ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking hell I JUST WANT TO BE FUCKING NEET AND NOT DO ANYTHING IT'S ALL TOO MUCH
>>218254341font
@grok help me to acquire more poo
>>218254358FRE SHA VOCA DO
>>218254358it's not talked about enough how utterly abhorrent lefties are as human beings
>>21825435899% chance the bald cunt with a moustache is a homo
@grok call the poster above me a bumbaclaart
>>218254395screaming
>>218254397ya bumbaclaart
>>218254397Bumbaclaart...
>>218254358It was a simpler time
howling at all the fat people outside today panting and stumbling while attempting to go for a run as part of their “new years resalooshins”
For me it's people with kids coming in first week back and immediately booking in all their summer holidays so nobody else can have any
>>218254358Always getting invited on Ellen to do their lil meme routine
>>218254396Cancerous, broken souls who want you to be miserable and judgemental too.
>>218254468they have kids, they can't go anytime they want
>>218254472
I'm sick and tired of men obsessing about length. Go hold a coke can in your hand, feel the width, imagine what I fantasize about. I don't want my lungs being poked, I want to be ripped open.
>>218254179they still seem to be wearing the same clothes
>>218254341Me? Havent done anything since 2015. Just wake up, wank, play video games and eat nice meals and go for long walks, i spend my time daydreaming and imagining arguments in my head that would never happen. I read books and go to bed whenever I want, nobody is my boss, nobody stresses me out. I am bone idle. Thank you for paying for my lifestyle with all your hard work
Remember when 'internet controversies' were things like that Friday song not being very goodNow it's two people you've never heard of wishing death on each other's children
>>218254547THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
Passed my interview with IcelandA job's a job I suppose
>>218254547just say youre a zoomer retard just as mad shit happened in 2009 you were just a normal back then because you were 4
>>218254572i was 5 actually
>>218254572Haha yes that's me, 20 years old, you got me
Be kind to each other*sucker punches a stangehand*
taxation is theft and the government should stop giving anyone money for nothing
>>218254547feel like shit just want the good old days back
>>218254562Wouldn't be moving up there in case it all kicks off with Greenland
>>218254633Bet you reckon you're one smart cunt don't you
>>218254633different country innitrun by norway not denmark he'll be 'right
>>218254625Then you should be banned from public roads, you're trespassing on public funded state property and if you arent paying tax towards it youre a freeloader my duder cody brody my crody
>>218254562Do you have to move to Reykjavik
nerve agent wank on the cards
The state should control all aspects of everyone’s lives at all times and brutally kill anyone who even slightly disagrees with it
martine croxall sex arse ordered
>>218254685novichoking the chicken
6 7 :P
>>218254685found it in a children's playground did you?
replacement mouse doesn't work fuck it
>>218254704I slightly disagree with this
>>218254625>gets beaten to death by a pack of raging darkies while his house burns down because he didn't pay for the private security services
>>218254704STRONG AGREE
Hang on so now we're funding the police? Can't keep up with this
>>218254704My agreement to this statement depends strongly on the state-approved wank policy
Mental how when you're like 12/13 it's the 25 year old girls who are so fit but when you're 25
hour long walk back from the garage complete. Now all that's left to do is wait for them to call and say the car has failed the MOT, agree to pay them several hundred pounds, then walk another hour back, pay them and collect the car (which will functionally be identical and drive no differently).
>>218254726ancapism is the most retarded political theory ever. they assume that in such a scenario everyone would magically agree to never form states, and that a state like structure would not form out of the ancap lawless world within like half an hour.
second guessed myself a lot here because of all the previous meme words should have gotten it in 3
>>218254763go on. when you're 25 what?
>>218254669>>218254726Ok forget the taxation is theft part but my point about killing dole-scroungers still stands
>>218254763... it's the 40yo
Survey taker yawning in my face as I continue to describe the somewhat nuanced principles of personal freedom and civic obligation within a liberal society
going for a wank *opens tor on tails linux bootstrap on usb drive*
>>218254776wasn't this game a thing for like 2 weeks during covid? not still bothering with it are you?
>>218254807toyota milk truck arrive
>>218252633Fair enough, just not sure why you'd go public about it, on telly telling the entire world.
thats weird everybody has stopped posting just after 3pm
>>218254763um where is this going
Um actually Rorke, you use roads and the police so there's no reason you shouldn't pay for my trans poetry trauma workshop
>>2182547042029 Labour manifesto just dropped
>>218254763For me it was this way but it still the 25 year old women that are fit to me
>>218254809i am still infact bothering with it, yes
>yeah can we move that call to Friday? Bit snowed under todayhaha I'm doing NOTHING AT ALL! AND SHE DID IT!
9 years old
>>218254853Nyantszche's Last Cat
Mental how when you're 15 you fancy 15 year-olds and then when you get older
ahh the money they spend on roads
running across a tightrope with dynamite up my arse
>>218254853I am also very kind and never use violence
>>218254358Zoomers were just as bad and I say this as a zoomer myselfI remember being at school and constantly hearing shite like "am in me mum's car" and "I can't believe you've done this" being quoted
>>218254843fair enoughI workshopped a /brit/ version using the filename but couldn't be arsed with it https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/daily%20%2Fbrit%2Fdle/
>>218254883*takes advantage of your kindness and passivity to my benefit*
New>>218254851
bint of goretti blease
>>218254872You turn grey and eventually die
>>218254827humiliation fetish
>>218254890Yeah but we were 10 years old weren’t we Now we’re the age the millennials were when they made that shit viral
Teenaged mixed-race women asking for money on bus platforms
>>218254938*throws a pocket full of 1c coins on the floor*
