Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro and Zepbound edition
don't need the jabs, new year new you
the "in me mum's car" girl is a tranny now
>>218254900admittedly this does happen to me a lot. I tend to isolate myself when I can in order to mitigate itwhen I'm an old man I can see myself being one of those loner types who ends up getting murdered by a workman who I've hired to do some job around the house. He sees I'm a soft touch, exploits me for more and more work then eventually just kills me and collects my pension. My death is only noticed some months or years later when my skeleton is uncovered in woodland.
sir self taught legend
Right so that’s a fetish post
>he's not listening to avant garde jazz while reading complex metaphysicsNGMI
>>218254851Dolph Ziggler fucked her when she was fat and she said he was too athletic to keep up with
>>218254965So grimmmmmmmEven a lonely childless cat lady can enjoy social inclusion and things men can't. I hate to see women throw it away.
Zion Don is just declare war on the entire world except Israel then yeah?
>>218254965Why's she doing the Jayface then
12 year oldssnapchat
I don’t think women should have rights at all because then I’d finally be able to get an attractive wife who gives me sex daily Also I’m da based alpha
>>218254851
>>218255002
American soldiers just airdropped outside my house, it's so over
they don't make autistic women like they used tothey're all larpers now
>>218254996it's a thing that happens
okay fine tomorrow morning I will go for a run
>>218254965ackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdt39T3w9tI
releasing my bankai in the middle of asda
>>218255102factual and true. The ones who are really autistic all get funnelled into groomcords and end up trooning out.
>>218255012Yea and it’s fuckin awesome
Are the zogdrones really going to go to war over a frozen wasteland?
>>218255131has she got a zombie virus what the fuck is that
>>218255144when you walked in they didn't even know you'd achieved bankai they thought at most this lad has achieved shikai they weren't expecting it
Wahey lads, the blonde escort I lost my virginity to messaged me today confirming she's good for this weekend.This will be the 3rd time I've seen her. How should I approach it? Basically as long as I can see her regularly I don't really want to see any other escorts.I was planning on telling her that I find her really soothing and comforting.
>>218255170Are you?
>attended my local movie theatre like I always do on discount Wednesdays>pre pick the movie each week and order my ticket and food online>same seat every time, E5>always come alone (my friends all left me and I ofc don’t have a boyfriend)>greet the ticket lady and grab my preordered popcorn>felt like spicing it up and also got some real food>was actually excited to watch Marty Supreme>get into the theater and see my preferred seat is empty>but it's flanked on both sides by couples my age>don’t have the strength for that>sit in the second of four seats on the row below before the trailers start>two older men sit beside me a little bit into the trailers.>right before the movie begins, a couple comes up the stairs to my row, glancing at their phone and looking at the seats>realize that I’ve taken their seats and start to move my items, which was a lot since I got the meal>move all the way to the front row because there are no other seats left>can hear some people talking>already stuck out so bad in the room>now there’s even more attention on how I am alone>start to cry from frustration of being the only one alone>the only one that had to move to make way for others>couldn’t even make it five minutes past the opening before leaving>nearly bawling on the drive homeWhy are these the only two choices I have>buy an extra seat>struggle through sitting surrounded by couplesjust because I don’t have anyone with me? Even a friend.I can’t continue 30 more years of this.
bins go out tonight
>>218255237just throw it in the street??
>>218255228Saw oppenheimer and was flanked on every side in a packed theater by couples going to see it and i just sat there and watched the movie and no one said anything to or about me or even looked at me so maybe you should just not be so autistic cause no one cares
>>218254965there was something lowkirkenuinely cute about her at the time can't put my finger on why
>>218255213grim grim life
>>218255221Shan't be shedding blood for the zog.
>>218255266i'm not a wog
>>218255294Then we’ll be having the rock
>>218254851based.Just got mine in from UPS. Tirzepatide which is Zepbound
>>218254851she's so unbelievably peng
>>218255315the street is already litter mate
>>218255228Top 10 shit bait posts
Want to ask a question to a community online:>TumblrNeed to have a large following and be a part of the community you're asking>RedditCan't post due to low karma, get karma, automod deletes post for arbitrary reason, somehow get past mods, downvoted by others so your post doesn't get seen over theirs.>TwitterIn one or other echochambers that will turn your request into a "debate", no answer, maybe shown some deepfakes of naked children>4chanGet a prompt, helpful and insightful answer but get called a niggerHonestly the outside world is wrong about us.I love you guys <3
main thing i remember about oppenheimer is how disappointing that actress's tits were
what fresh new hell is this?
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age ofwisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it wasthe epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season ofDarkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we hadeverything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going directto Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the periodwas so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authoritiesinsisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlativedegree of comparison only.There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, onthe throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queenwith a fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearerthan crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, thatthings in general were settled for ever.It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred andseventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at thatfavoured period, as at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained herfive-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private inthe Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcingthat arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London andWestminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a rounddozen of years, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this veryyear last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs.Mere messages in the earthly order of events had lately come to the En-glish Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America:which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human racethan any communications yet received through any of the chickens ofthe Cock-lane brood.
>>218255228remember next time that nothing bad actually happened and the people you thought were judging you literally didn't careoverthinking and ruminating will make you more stressed than you need to be
Honestly didn't know Zion Don had it in him but he was slobbering bill's cock like it was going out of fashionShiiieeeeeet can a nigga book a session?!
>>218255387What's wrong, can't count up to 5?
>Cock
>>218255344Remember when China was our enemy?We've always been at war with RussiaChina is our ally
26 year-old woman with a bf and a 10 year-old child talking about what will happen 'if' she ever moves out
>>218255344fuck off i shall not be going to war in russia for catyank and gingernonce
>>218255282yeahsame thing with dasha, on paper they would look objectively ugly but they have something about their appearance
recall one time in school a sort-of mate told me he was reading 1984 so I jokingly leaned in and whispered "who is Emmanuel Goldstein?" and he had no idea what I was talking aboutperhaps he hadn't got to that in the book yet but I got the impression he wasn't actually reading the book and was lying about it to appear less of a thick mong
>>218255462They’re not drafting fat autistic unshowered manchildren mate
Rorke having a kid at 16 because "it's biologically the best time to conceive"Leftypol getting a vasectomy
>>218255438nobody is my enemy im a lover not a fighter (but ill fight for what I love)
Gay Russian asset Donald Trump nuking Russia while shagging underage girls
>>218255480dasha is grim that other bitch is nice tho
>>218255387>PLEASE BUY A PASS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>cough coming on>Tickly chestGet fucked we're not going through this rigamarole AGAIN
>>218255518yeah ana is hot if youre into women who look like Nathan Fielder
tempted to think I never get sick due to my superior fitness but it may be because I never go out or see anyone or do anything
>>218255542this is why you get vaxxed rorke
>>218255542Should've got vaxxed
>>218255542oh no a slight cold
>>218254851jew
>After the tanker's seizure, the tone remained low-key, but has changed slightly. The Russian transport ministry says the tanker only had "a temporary permission" to fly the Russian flaglol, cucks
scrantoil
>>218255589>>218255589I am vaccinated though>>218255607Yeah it takes the piss
>>218255387Bottom left
Sir Amy Schumer
>>218255618Hot steaming poo. /brit/ will love this
SIr Oil Tanker
>>218255618the bristol stool smorgasbord
>>218255618Thought that was a massive toadWhy do they eat it with their fingers
>>218255420counting the edges is slower than counting the number of blank boxes
Fucking hate January, there is nothing on jewtube all month because (((((ad revenue))))) is lower
>>218255618on dolmio day, really?
>>218255672...if you're slow
>>218255618Third world niggas will look you dead in the eye and tell your now bad your food is before eating a plate of poo dipped in runny poo with their hands
could really go for a plate of poo dipped in sick
>>218255716'ki
>>218255559ew thats not the pic i saw
>>218255618Leftypol warning Rorke we'll lose this if he votes Reform
>>218255618family and food is important to him I can tell
monging out
hate this shithole country and refuse to believe i’m genetically the same as any of youis there any other place that’s the same as us genetically that i can larp as being from instead (and it will be ok because we are identical anyway)
>>218255793Ye here
>>218255751hooting
Fuck lil vladdy gon do
>>218255793ireland
>>218255793Australia
you don't really hear about the majestic 12 anymore
>>218255793british virgin islands sounds ideal for you
god she's hideous
>towards no English rose
>>218255830>women pay the price of what they voted for oh no!
>>218255842normalise contextualising your posts!
>>218255857ah sorry my mistake >>218254851god she's hideous
>>218255801americans haven’t been anglo for centuries >>218255828i’ve got nothing remotely in common with those mental third worlders>>218255830new world countries don’t count
europe is cooked
>>218255834Done 'im up like a kipper
You ever seen how keen east Asians are when they find out you're European?Actually quite grim, this must be how women feel when men look at their tits and that
>>218255876come to the Americas, lad. If you're educated, learn Spanish and try SA
>>218255869Anglo Americans didn’t disappear we just don’t live in le big cities
i hope donny drumpf plunges us into ww3 and the uk fights with europe and we get cool uniforms and guns and i get featured in a tiktok edit some day
what's your favourite non-/brit/ general lads? for me it's /asean/>>218219921
>>218255897What Pokémon is this>>218255917I don’t want to fight with America I want to fight with Europe so I get rewarded with citizenship somewhere nicer
>>218255869yeah just shut down all our suggestions then how about you fuck off into the sea you rude CUNT
>>218255876Is "cooked" what zoomers say in place of "fucked" because they're terrified of an algorithm demonetising there posts, like "ahh" instead of "ass"?
>>218255917Oh I’ll plunge something*growls and flips you over*
>>218255917>donny drumpf plunges us into ww3samehonestly I think this is basically the only reason he's still kind of popular he's doing things, even if they are bad things
>>218255884What?
>>218255869Unironically northwestern France.
>>218255917>gets blown up by a drone flown by a troon while daft punk plays
>>218255917ok
I hate when I can feel my hormones kicking up trying to get me to have kids because then i start worrying about my appearance and getting self conscious and it just starts to impact my aura
Don't think there will be any wars as they know we'll immediately turn on them
>>218255400good post
>>218255947reckon i could survive living in a pineapple under the sea>>218255964is that actually true? i thought english and french people were pretty different genetically
>>218255917I'll be in video about WW3's Unit 731 equivalent that explains how they tried to harness the power of incel rage different means in order to create super soldiers
>>218256008They're the purest celtic stock there is in Europe. So unless you're a viking rape-baby they're the same
>>218255993yeah neither do i we're unironically at the end of historylots of countries havent reached this point yet tho. i wonder who will make all our clothes and cheap shit once the whole world is a liberal western democracy or do we depend on povvo shitholes existing and the whole thing will collapse if poor countries all become rich
>>218256040oh nevermind i am from the southeast with family from yorkshire i am definitely a viking rape baby
>>218256040Everyone in the isles is a Viking rapebaby
>>218254851She looked cuter like a piggy
Normgroids be like:>OMG the world is going CRAZY! Why can't things just be normal like they were six years ago?
I would fight for Israel against the horde of invaders
IT LOOMSIT FUCKING LOOOOOMS
mums stressing out someone’s hacked her instagram
>>218256119heard this the other week and looked and found nothing. also saw on reels everyone talking about him raping and killing and eating a baby and i looked into it and it was a load of shit. everyone in the world apart from me is a literal retard incapable of doing anything
>>218255964my cousins
>>21825615114c where i am. no loom for me
>>218256151cant wait for thiswant a real blizzard
>>218256151If only we had a couple of degrees off the temperature and all that blue would be white.
>>218256119Hm yes and this totally real video, do you have a link to it or a downloaded file you could upload? Whats that? No? Alright then....
>>218256187irish genes are nonwhite genes
>>218256073retard-tier understanding of history
*pops my head around the corner*does anyone know who this "fell for it again award" belo- oh never mind here you go >>218256214
any LBC listeners remember that old man who called James o brien up on air and cried his eyes out apologising for voting for brexit lmao
>>218256199he be really do be doing that tho
>>218256238its true sorry you arent a pure native indigenous bog dwelling celt youre a anglo-saxon-jute-dane-celt mutt like the rest of us
>>218256256gourmet stuff. it lush
>>218256256Imagine how mank that tastes
Janninho warning me for a six hour old current events post when half the threads on /int/ are explicitly about current events
>>218256260>any LBC listenersno
hope one day i can get a gf and look back on my incel days fondly x
>>218256256the scrandemic as it were
>>218256151>London gets 2mm of snow>Media acts like the world has ended
>>218256187Hey cousin ;)
is that guy who’s got 99% Welsh dna in?
mad how everyone in my country's current executive government is going to jail in three years
can't park that there mate. shift it or i'll stick a ticket on it
>>218256260my one dream in life is that some day i get to see old jim obrien publicly flayed and impaled
I don’t mind being an Anglo-Saxon-jute-celt-whatever mutt I just wish my ancestors were from cooler countriesWho gives a fuck about Denmark I want my bloodline to be Italian or French or something. Danish people were living in huts and chucking spears until 1970.
>>218256151At least it's a bit warmer than it has been recently
Don't even remember the last time I saw decent snow was, it's like there's a fucking snowfall reduction shield around my area only
>>218256318Leave my country you snail eating fuck
winter of 03 was bad*sipppps* yep
>>218256331Reckon the president should just pardon everyone like the last one did
>>218256273>ust. antonio juarez
>>218256331whys that then x
>>218256256steaklets this is our year
>>218256151Absolutely no chance I'm going in tomorrow haha
>>218256328bet he’s swarthy
>>218256356oh shut up you dreary gimp mong
>>218256356cities are generally a couple of degrees warmer than the surrounding country, compounded if you're in a river valleyhavent had snow here in about 5 years but every year i can drive 20 minutes to a moor where there's a few inches
>>218256331pitiable impotent revenge fantasy
Saw a fella on a moped totally slide over at a junction today. Cannot believe how icy it was out there what were that all about? People struggling to walk lmao whole country on ice.
>>218256394grank (grim + rank)
>>218256394corr, what's the slab?
>>218256437scroll up you imbecile
>>218256418>but every year i can drive 20 minutes to a moor where there's a few inchesno one wants to hear about your dogging schedule
>>218256394what does it taste like pal
>>218256441I only read the 5 newest posts, so no thanks
Might get Maccas on the way home
>>218256478lazy fat cunt
wish we had some sort of coffee culture like France or Italy like where you sit outside the cafe in the street with a coffee.If you do that in this country you’re a faggot
sucking a coffee in waterstones
>>218256488Yeah?
>>218256498too cold
>>218256498mate you just said coffee culture you're 100% bent
>>218256151hope i get trapped somewhere and freeze to death
>>218256498i see that all the time in the warmer months
>>218256498you do. They're just pubs
>>218256478the chicken and beef cheeseburger they have on now is pretty pengers
>>218256556Pubs are all closing down mate
>>218255082I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD, I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORDNIGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>218256559grow up little boy
>>218256559Literally everything from McDonald's is peng
open the fucking pubs
I've been to America and you could definitely eat outside
do americans really drive to the pub and then drive back after it
>>218256593doubt it mate. you get shot for doing that
>>218256556dont bloody think sharia allows that
>>218256601They call it a bar, not a pub
>>218256601Some do, some pay a brown man to drive them
corrr might have a coffee now #YOLO
just added some cucumber and ice to my glass of water
>>218256593youd get arrested for jayeating
>>218256586yay pub poster
>>218256573
>>218256620i've seen always sunny and it's not paddy's bar
Coffee is kike poison
>>218256601
>>218256637she's dead now
>>218256624woah so americans really are european at heart
Need to meet a woman who likes Pokemon like I like Pokemon
>>218256668I haven't seen that. I guess yanks might call an Irish bar in the northeast US a "pub" but normally they'd say "bar" right?
Some of you lads could do with reading the Greek philosophers
working tomorrow but still not heard from garage about carwinovitz (my car). Might be walking to work tomorrow.
been rejkected for my phdwtf
>>218256689My GF is an autist who loves Pokemkn and Sonic her favourites is Excadrill
>>218256700trvke you should have to pass an exam on the subject to be eligible to vote
lads. it is kicking the fuck off in china after that tanker capture. things are happening.
>>218256715grim
>>218256729no it isn'tno they're not
>>218256729fucking hell this is the beginning of the end isn't it
>>218256697bar is the normal word but some places will style themselves as a pub to be cutelike when a pub calls itself a tavern, or inn.
>>218256731She’s cute so idgaf
>>218256715Good pick desuMost women saying shit like their favourite pokemon is Eevee or some other boring cutemon
>>218256782Is it causal?
glod
>>218256729i thought it was russia that sent a ship not china
>>218256805sex tummy muscle belly erotic
most educated person in my entire family tree and all i have is a bscnext generation needs to do better
>>218256801She likes cute Pokemon like Clefairy and Gardevoir but also masculine ones like Excadrill and Sirfetch’d (but they’re still kind of cute to be fair)
keep plucking that chicken
need billie eilish to release a sex tape
>>218256782got a fetish for anal sex via pornnot gay but ended up bumming a lad to see what it felt like because i couldn't find a woman into it can relate to this and regret it all
>Niggers to be made illegal, experts warn
>>218256867the world doesn't need to see that
>>218256869>not gay but ended up bumming a lad
>>218256805there have been studies that show you can train a person to feel aroused at anything, like a pavlovian thing you know
>>218256869nigga
>>218256867would definitely involve her and a couple of professional bbcs
you niggas ever notice that those ITV morning shows just specialise in ragebait of one form or another? same goes for Jeremy Vine's show on Channel 5their whole raison d'etre is to poke rorke hard enough to distract him from licking a window so he watches their shite telly show
>>218254965damngenuinely though the tranny fad was over I blame the tangerine for making woke come back
>>218256900these programs exist only to rile up the elderly. My gran watches them all.
that would appear to be a forbidden jpeg
ate a load of nuts 2 days ago and just shat out an anus ripping canonball
hashwbrowns? not traditional, don't belong on an english breakfast
where did the pictures go
>>218256939verboten
>>218256955don't care. who's going to stop me? you? nah don't think so.
that's an horse
>>218256955and the sausage roll in an english breakfast?
>>218256928it is over theres just still trannies out there fighting like the last Japanese in the pacific islands
being racist has literally changed my sense of tasteI've always loved Indian food. Takeaways on the weekend, fancy Indian restaurants for my birthdays, etcI've always been slightly racist as well, but not in an intensive, hate filled way, more just I don't like seeing Britain turn into a third world shithole.Past few months I've not had any Indian food, just naturally by coincidence, or maybe I was subliminally avoiding it, what with the normalisation of and rise in anti-Indian sentiment.Yesterday me and my wife went out for dinner, nice Indian place, and it was my first in a long while, and I was disgusted. The smell, the creaminess, the fattiness, the sloppiness of the curry, the gravel of the rice. I was actually mindblown. My taste buds have literally been transmogrified. My wife said that it was the exact same and tasted fine and normal.
>>218256996not allowed either but I think you know this
>>218256753Strange folk them yanks
>>218256993 helloare you ok
think that religion is nonsense and anyone who believes in it is a fearful idiot
>hashwbrowns
>>218256996brown sauce and red sauce togetherbeans spilling overtoo many mushroomstoo much tomatothis was done on purpose
>think that religion is nonsense and anyone who believes in it is a fearful idiot
>>218257015 hii am good. you?
>>218257031hs?
1998 was 50 years ago
>>218257052baited for this exact response
>>218257031yeh basically this
>>218257070did my first wank in 1998
>>218257070Christ I must be old then
>>218257070saw godzilla in the cinema in 1998
haven't had sexual congress for a whole dayvirginity's grown back
>>218257070wanked to godzilla in the cinema in 1998
>>218257095one of the background actors in that went on to get caught noncing by chris hansen
yearning for the old days of the internet when things were less centralised
Mad thatMental even
20th century fossils bewildered by the passage of time again?
>>218257117those shows were so based
I didn't discover wanking until about 15 or 16 but since primary school I would hump my mattress until I had what could be called an orgasm so maybe it was the same thing.
Kinda fuckin name is Goretti
hope they find that submarine in time
>>218257117what is it with you and nonce setups
>>218257165*brad pitt Gorlami impression*
>>218257165Sounds Italian
>>218257155how were you not spunking yourself at night if you didn't learn how to clean your pipes until 15/16
lotta sad cases itt
>>218257185just love a bit of schadenfreude especially when society unanimously agrees that they deserve it
reply bitch
So it's not even going to snowWhat a nowtteacake
Video generation still ain't there yet
Making money should not be this easy
lots of weird stuff going on in the world lately
>>218257119will you sign my guestbook?
>>218257228no im not fine lol>omg whyy :((fuck off
>>218257244If you showed this to someone from 2021 they would believe it had actually happened
>>218257194Bed humping and extreme phimosis I assume.Never once had a wet dream, I don't think they're real.
>>218257284They would just think it's CGI instead of "AI"
>>218257296They're real and lush x
>>218257284no they wouldnt you absolute moron
>>218257320>>218257320>>218257320
>>218257321>>218257321>>218257321Your new, sir
NEW>>218257320>>218257320>>218257320
>>218257270thoughts and prayers x
>>218257314My dreams always cuck me before I get to have sex.Even when I have multiple lucid dreams in a row where I'm aware of the time limit and try to speedrun rape.
poo barms
>>218254851Why don't white women just get the face surgeries the koreans all get?
>>218254965Get the lesbian humping porn on That shit is so hot Just ramming fanny into arse from behind SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>218257296I never had one either and still don't think they're real
>>218259289>copy and pasting from google ai as proofyou're done here. maybe read up the definitions of the words you use before posting in future