candace edition
So here we are. The new, as it were.
took long enough
we're all listening to jane remover
Food soon
>>218258175>>218258247Hi mate, I think you missed my post! It's ok, these threads can move pretty fast haha.So anyways I believe you were about to explain how Trump is correct that NATO wouldn't help the US if the US needed them?
Yes I WILL rape you and this is why *presents a long list*
>>218259505Gave it a try but didn't really see what was so good about it. Like, it's fine. But every review I've read is like "omg this is like so insane and face melting it's so intense" but it wasn't that aggressive to me
not eating tonightcan't be arsed you see
>>218259520He's probably drunk
>>218259555having a cornish pasty me
malpa can't afford meat
Science just needs to make a serum that recreates the feeling 8yr old kids got when they first sneaked past the first room in MGS1 and took the elevator up.Then everyone would be happier
Science just needs to make a serum that recreates the feeling 8yr old kids
>>218259555why not scran a block of cheese
>>218259458I wish I knew what that post was originally in response to.
>>218259619I don't know this meme at all. Completely foreign to me. Have never seen it in my life.
That poo is gonna get ate.
might get into racing gamesnot played any since need for speed most wanted and before that gran tourismo 2
Hope no bloody foreigners come into my thread. Especially Bulgarians.
Thinking about what movie to watch.
>>2182596672 terms, 2 scoops libtard
>>218259633don't have one
>>218259667Don't care. Deport them all.
>cant stream desu I dont have alcohol for forever rn (or heating) and I dont want to sit there shivering for you allthis nigga
kinda wana go to bed
>>218259700It was a white woman.
>>218259713bf waiting with his lubed up cock for you there?
>>218259510holy grimoli
Lads I'm getting my first tattoo tomorrow, first part of a full sleeve. I'm terrified and scared It'll hurt and I'll be a pussy and tap out. Give me some reassurance please.
>>218259745I refuse to help.
>>218259745You a starting a course of several terrible life choices
>>218259745why are you getting the jewish ink on you?
>>218259745wrong place for that everyone here hates tattoos
>>218259700Pool's closed. AIDS. Everyone out.That includes you. Get out.
>>218259745>I'm getting my first tattoo tomorrowgrow up you massive bender
>>218259766Tattoos predate jews
>>218259736no im asn incel
>>218259721Deport them all.
have to wash my arse in the sink coz ive got bad bacteria in my arse that mixes with my arse
rorkes bursting out of the woodworks at that one
>>218259745what 'too you getting?
auto grand theft and the cars whizzing around the track or whatever
>>218259745Post the design ladI love a good sleeve but if it's got any tribal shite on it I'm going to be quite mean to you
love a cardamom pod up my gob hole
>I love a good sleeve
>>218259619Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr Poo Seal!
>>218259873same but dick hole
>>218259805"Power and love" written in Chinese
any gay retard man in
enters brit
Think I've managed to get over the fatfu.
>>218259927Just you lad
>>218259911"it" not right
nick griffin spongebob squarepants
>>218259966ye living in scotland atm is grim
saw a self driving car today no driver in itcovered in cameras big white thingno driverthought there'd at least be a bloke in it but nopeand it was driving doing the manoeuvres all of that stuff
>>218259956:(
>>218260030>thought there'd at least be a blokeoooh disappointed were you
Mental how much I mentally dominated him earlier
>>218259927xx
>>218260011that cunt carrying a rugby ball?
>>218260030maybe the driver was simply invisible
>>218260011Would love to have a cute lad pin me against a wall like that! <3
>>218260060what appened
>>218260071Ya. Then he's carrying his mate's balls. Mad ting that.
>>218259805>>218259853Basically some of these designs without the card border with dots and stars in between.
USA JUST KIDNAPPED KEIR STAMRER
>>218260088I'd love to pin a cute lad against the wall like that, where are all the cute lads that can curb my melty?
>>218260103oh no!
The proverbial so-called 'berg
Scared about dying, lads. In all of existence in all of the universe there are other planets out there that support life. I don't want to be reborn on another planet, de lads. Earth is my home!
>>218260030was there a driver in it?
>>218260158i bet that's what your past self said about whatever shithole planet they came from
>>218260100lmao do you even do tarot or know what they mean
>>218260103keir calmly explaining he was not involved in the decision
>>218259921
rorke getting reborn as a bacteria on a volcano planet thats 2 days away from exploding in a supernova... sucks to be that poor bastard!
>>218260100gayyyyyyyy
>>218260180No lol but they look cool
>>218260100okay this is a bit gay also but women will like it probably
>>218260193grim
>>218260100>england flag on judgementrorke-approved
>>218260191>tf>tp
>>218260174They came from a shithole, Earth is the GOAT!
wait whatWHY
>>218260189Ha! Bloody benchod
summa y'all straight buggin'
>>218260222yea elton, you're THAT gay
>>218260181not going to make any comments about anjali x
Is it true that most marriages end in divorce?
>>218260183kek
>Reform leader Nigel Farage fined £1500 after skipping PMQs
>>218260296No, just your parents
>>218260296don't know
simply amazing teaone of my best
Sodomizing my own arse
>>218260255Give us a kiss
/brit/ used to watch Question Time. What happened to that?
>>218260181is natty just a meme word now or what
>>218260277liberal white women really are fucking annoying aren't they
going for a mcdonalds. in the mood for their nuggets and french fries. might get a cheeseburger as well.
>>218260340went to shit after dimbleby
>>218260340it's fucking shite
>>218259683hello
Before when I did something embarrassing irl I would come here and post about it now I’m just going to block it out of my mind and act like it never happened
>>218260390Literal censorship
>>218260340can't be arsed no more
>>218260340that was brit/pol/i assume they still do but i stopped after dimblebot got replaced by the antiques woman
Kind of wild how majority of Brits my age are either on welfare or work a shitty wagie job but still somehow have money for trips to Spain and Thailand
>>218260390ah yes repressing emotions, great idea
>>218260340They moved it back an hour so you've got to stay up till half 11 to watch it
>>218260406The good kind tho
>>218260424>Spain and Thailandnever been to either and doubt i ever will.
>>2182604381984 of the mind
>>218260232they pay yearly rent that I think fluctuates based on their performance so presumably there's a big drop in their contribution if they are relegated, but it would be a bit of a scandal if the difference each year had to be directly picked up by the taxpayer
Just contracted gay pornitis
>>218260445Eh I went to Taiwan for a month best month ever btw I was gonna kill myself when I return but I forgot that I got a CNA program for free so I am going there then seeing if I can kill myself
>>218260435It is. I’m too emotional. I overanalyse small things which normal people don’t even think twice about and then have it in my mind for weeks that’s not good
>>218260487shut uplittle gay faggot slave
>>218260487i'd comfort you x
nan's colostomy bag for tea
Femdom proto-gf unironically wants to take my anal virginity this year and keeps teasing me about it, not sure how I feel about it
>>218260528horrid post
>>218260480why was taiwan so good?ill suffer reading your horrible run on sentences to know, im that curious
>>218260528
>>218260340We grew up. Got a clue.
>>218260536I enjoyed it.You folks may be right about us after all.
Farting it up in the childhood bedroom which now stinks of poo
>>218260528:|
>>218260518Thanks
>>218260528again?
I've run out of clues
>>218260480i dont know what a CNA program is but if you love chinky island so much then why not move there instead of doing a cheeky suicide
>>218260435K. T. I. M.might shout "shit fuck" when the memory bubbles to the surface, for a laugh, like
i'm very full of curry
It's time to become gay
>>218260550I landed in taipei I got to explore the city but I also explored Taichung this is where I found a girl in a night market stall and for some reason we had sex in my hostel so I got kicked out. >Also got kicked out of her grandpas house because he could hear her moan the whole night
>>218260582kill some guards in fally for another x
>>218259510why are there leaves in your skillet? are you cooking outside?
>>218260608SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
made loads of good posts earlier, I did
>>218260528>>218260608
>>218260586Need money sadly and it's just some free college program my sister gave me because she was scared of the idea of me moving to Taiwan and dating a girl who was 35 while I am 22
>>218260608*jiggles your belly*
i'm not asking you to become gay. When the time comes you will look in the mirror and be already gay
Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEh0FCYw3Dk
Goes to show how much the yanks need us if they need to use our airbases and ships to help capture an unarmed tanker in the Atlantic.
>>218260608I'm mildly jealous.Not for any good reason. I'm Canadian. I have everything I need to reek up my house for a month, and the meat, ginger, coconut cream, lime leaves, etc. to make it a meal.Fuck! Shit! I should make some garlic naan.
Save the white race by becoming gay
>>218260535>Femdom proto-gfwhat does that even mean?
>>218260683>the meatdream on
>>218260689woman he fantasises about and writes gay little messages of on his anonymous chatroom
Yeah btw turns out people don't want to hear their granddaughter get fuck in their own house so I was forced to get a hotel and not allowed to stay over unless it was in the guest room
leftypol buying diced chicken breastrorke buying chicken legs
I would make an AMAZING female! I have the figure for a fit girl and I can sit in some alluring positions.
>>218260675Or they used us to spread the blame because we're such a faithful little pawn
*prooooot*
>>218260618yeah that reads like a Jay postdon't believe you weird ass nigga
>Save the white race by becoming gay
>>218260697Need to rest my head on her breasts like pillows.
>>218260653
get the cock worship hypno on
>>218260728leftypol buys seitan not vile flesh
>>218260749
>>218260751That mass of bodies looks mostly like Hungary prior to WWI
IT LOOMS
>>218260755Also women: getting the ick when a man tilts his head backwards to drink something
>>218260697>tattoos grim
>>218260780yeah, it's winterthis woke bloody mob
>>218260795
duang~
>>218260780Blud delivering weather reports like he's announcing a last minute shock transfer lmao
Catberg needs a diet
>>218260711Pretty sure I even have options... let me check... ... yeah, the chicken and beef are both still good for a few more days. Lentils and split peas in the pantry. Okra in the freezer sorting out her book club, right next to the ginger and turmeric. Cumin, coriander, cardamon, cinnamon, clove, ajwain, and fennel are doing their things.Life's not terrible today in Little Lalitpur.Or are you one of those Ahimsa fellows?
coys
>>218260792she'll be very upset to hear what a 4chan incel has to say about her body
>>218260750Id dox myself but I have a photo of me with a I love Taiwan shirt
abyiobe else listening ot techno after surgery men in?
>>218260689Girl who I connected with online through a shared interest in femdom and who is basically my gf now (we've met up, shagged, stayed with each other, etc, numerous times now)
>>218260843just needs to learn how to throw his weight around
>>218260862
>>218260842CWLTSHC
>>218260795You can resist my charmsBUT YOU CAN'T RESIST MY ELECTROMAGNET!
>>218260865you visiting taiwan =/= getting kicked out of both a hostel and her house because of sex
>>218260842corr
was nearly sleeping therehad to jolt myself awake or end up wrecking my sleep later
i was gonna post something but... ive forgotten
Allied countries that participated in Afghanistan from 2001 to 2021:United Kingdom,Canada, Germany, Australia, Italy, New Zealand, France, Turkey, Georgia, Jordan, Bulgaria, Poland, Romania, Spain, Czech Republic, North Macedonia, Denmark, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Norway, Lithuania, Mongolia, United Arab Emirates, Belgium, Portugal, Slovakia, Netherlands, Montenegro, Latvia, Sweden, Albania, Ukraine, Bosnia–Herzegovina, Greece, Ireland, Iceland, Estonia, Austria, Malaysia, Slovenia, Colombia, Switzerland, Bahrain, El Salvador, Luxembourg, South Korea, Tonga, Singapore.
>>218260917>Tongascreamingwhat did they contribute
Pooing out of my arse
y'all ready for this?
>>218260917all that just for the taliban to get back into power
>>218260929coconut bombs
>>218260768i want mine worshipped by a brit boi
>>218260795Corrrrrrrrr
>>218260917fat bastards who participated in afscransistan:me
>>218260697i enjoy this type of body
>>218260882she's not a tranny you grim goblin
>>218260898I have the bill btw they charged me for that also I thought no one would snitch but her grandpa was just pissed they had to hear moaning
World governed by social media nerdsI hate this gay fucking Earth
toilfu described me as "confident" today, I'm basically chad now
>>218260963WHOA WHOA WHOA STOP THE PRESSESWE GOT A STRAIGHT MAN OVER HERE!!!
>>218260994>Cunningham was born to Egyptian parents who had emigrated to the United Kingdom in the 1960s; she characterised Egypt as nearly "communist" at the time.[3] She was a lawyer for the Crown Prosecution Service.[4]>Cunningham is Muslim, and is a mother of seven children.[3] She had four children from a ten-year marriage, which ended in divorce when her husband left for a woman in Dubai.[5] After her divorce, Cunningham did freelance legal work, before setting up an app called Kitchin Table for self-employed women to set up working groups in their homes.[5] She moved to Los Angeles to set up the app in 2018.[6]>Cunningham remarried an American and had a son with him. She also raised his two existing children so considers herself to have seven children.[7]
>>218260957only if we cuddle afterwards
>>218260878Is he wrong? No
Still I am pissed off I have to come back or they will throw away my PC because they threw a shit about me dating a girl older than me
>>218261036>>>/int/cum
>>218261003crazy how little confidence actually matters though, as opposed to performance Imagine a football player getting on the field and being "confident". ok cool story bro, now fucking perform
Right then
>>218261033ofc im better at cuddling than sex tbhon. we been cuddle before too if you want, more intimate that way:)
>>218261058Good point to be honest. Skill is what counts, not "confidence" without anything to back it up
>>218261058I get what you're saying, but in this context I think she was talking about performance
>>218261058Confidence impacts performance in darts
Well, that's a lad's cock then, isn't it?
>>218261059the cockberg as it were
some selfish fucking bastard has fucking killed themself on the train tracks between Chester and flint all of them are now cancelled or deleyd fucking selfish cunt FUCK YOU
confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
>>218261128Good song that
>>218261059and what of pierre and arsewog?
>>218261128Shart life
>>218260975dropped
>>218261126He’s done you there
>>218261128
>>218261126parklife
>>218261072yes pls. but you can still be a bit rough with me, i won't mind...
Team...mum just text to tell me my uncle has died
if I ever decide to off myself I'll make sure to do it in a way that completely ruins as many people's days as possible
>>218261156die of aids
>>218261150Earls of Nonce and Pengchilde?
>>218261126PARKLIFE
need to cut down on my porklife, get some exercise
>>218261199That's /brit/ done then
thieving bastards give me my money back
It's more ethically justifiable to do possibly torturous medical experiments on convicted criminals than animals
>>218260694finally a good thread on outer /int/
>>218261199PARKLIFE
>>218261182
>>218259458What happened to her?
>>218261229>getting your clothes from asosbenderor normie twatdunno
>>218261259why is her being a holocaust survivor descendent relevant
>>218261229Should have shopped at Primani
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and think about having a snooze between the rails on the North Wales line
candace was sexy tbf
tried to walk outside my house four times today but failed every single time because of the fucking dogs
>>218261229Clothes are a waste of money and you're a zoomer
ggwp
it's not all about your vorsprung durch technik
>>218261295I imagine it's cold in Russia (if you're really there)
>>218261277because just like AI it's not real
>>218261126the chuddie's last revenge lol x
>>218261295dogshit spaki gimmick
I'm straight up not having good time
>>218261251pscr
Got to be up at 4:15 am for work as well.On the plus side, I finally understand the difference between a covalent, ionic and hydrogen bond
no good iptv apps on iphone
>>218261359Tim Cook's done you there
>>218261229i've got a free returns price because i don't take the piss
>>218261336kek this is tim
>>218261358been practising your gcse chemistry yeah
>>218261259scuhreaaaaaaming it’s actually real
blizzardtoil looms
fingers absolutely STINK of ginger and coriander
>>218261374dropped it off a 10 story block of flats so no not really
the loudest boos come from the cheapest seats
>>218261400on the diablo grind are you
>>218261259>holocaust survovor descendantWhoa! People are making bikini images of celebrities?
fairly certain I'm badly constipated
I sometimes feed the sparrows too
Can I ask why does my family give a shit if the girls I date are older? I remember when I was 18 and my aunt threaten to beat my gf because she was 28 btw we met when i was about to turn 19
>>218261438don’t care niggerponte
>>218261438post your aunts feet
>>218261457Are you gonna marry that cousin?
@grok strip rorke naked and put him on display
>>218261438you can, but no one will care or even read the rest of the post
>>218261469My aunt has spider veins
>>218261277Because the images are of her outside Auschwitz, it’s very insensitive
photoshopping a hat onto my dog then printing it out and sticking it to the mirror she always looks at herself in so she thinks she's wearing a hat
>>218261293great bush on her
BRITAIN IS A GAMING NATION
>>218261438This sounds ESL so I can't really comment
>>218261496That's not making me flaccid. Feet time.
>>218261484
>>218261438Lucky fucker
>>218261336K-Mc-Fucking-Timothy-James-Byrne
>>218261515SHE WAS A 20 YEAR OLD CHILD
>>218261576she had the breasts of a much younger woman
>spuds
my mom gf gets extremely jealous whenever younger women are brought up in conversation
>>218261604boohoo
i don't like "timothy" avatar
>>218261604>momFOY
How do I get access to drugs when I am a virginous freak
just had a poo which fell out my arse like pouring a tin of baked beans
Never knew Lily Allen made a song called "4chan Stan"
my gf mom keep joking about a menage a troisgot a feeling it will lead to a future of menages a un.
>>218261613mental how much he has regressed NHS are killers
>>218261595kek, what a bastard
might have a poo
>>218261663I don't have instagram so can't check on him but I don't really know a, why he cut his face in the first place, b, why he was in hospital for so long, and c, why is he now in a care home wearing nappies
>>218261650what a dilapidated fuckhole
>>218261643not had a poo in several dayscan't really remember what its like
>>218261715like eating in reverse
>>218261705blud's just too pussy to kill himself at this point, kids can do that so why can't a middle aged man do it
>>218261003toilfu asked me a couple times if I was autistic because her brother is autistic and she said we have similar "tendencies" and walk the same
>>218261741I hear the NW line between Chester and Flint's a beautiful choice this time of year
>>218261715Imagine being arse bummed by a poo monster, and he pulls his BBC out your arsethat's what it's like
>>218261760I've had people ask if I'm an alien pretending to be human
are the OSRS codes on AllKeyShop legit?
puffy vagina
so fucking tired of my dogshit nigger life
>>218261857Move to Vladivostok
>>218261803ye
>>218261915>>218261915
>>218261182F
>>218259745Help I'm going to get a tattoo and I'm afraid the needle will hurt what if there are girls there.God fuck I don't even like tattoos.
