reviewbrah edition
marc poopoonigga
The least fun part about having so many pets is when they all need annual exams or vet visits at the same time
The Tarot card that every tranny dreads
>>218261915Looks like Gary Newman
i dont have the money to afford going to college
it's cold outsideand I'm wondering what I'm doing in a thread like /brit/
>>218261985didn't ask
I call my younger brother unc and it makes him go mental
>>218261962my cat's medicine started at £60 and would go up each year it was £120 at the end
>>218262017i call you little baby boy
>>218262003don't care
>>218261985your mom goes to college
Europeans are superior because we have a greater amount of nomadic herder DNA than any other race
>>218262034
>>218261963Fucking kek, irrelevant to the card meaning though unfortunately.
>>218262055herding your mum
>>218262079paki
>>218261963that's funny when i see this i think of u
>>218262045ummy
>>218262037:P
How's your lads' Dry January going?
get in, there's a new series of dickinson's real deal
>>218262045fucking SEX
Here's how we fix this whole situation>Greenland want independence from Denmark>Denmark grants them independence >USA can now annex them without complicating things with NATO>Denmark can say "told you so">Peace
>>218262045body of baywatch and a face of crimewatch
>your mom goes to college
catberge
the time is 8:26, time for the weather with Mousey
>>218262129heres your nobel peace prize rorke
I missed the "um":(
reading confessions by st augustinethe way he talks about god is weird. don't want to saymore and be sacrilegious
>>218261915enid sinclair?
here he is
>>218262107For me it's Dry (Cock) Life
hate when restaurants don’t put their menu on their website like kill yourself u fucking dick
Might build a self-sustaining fishtank
>>218262107done it accidentally haven't i
>>218262174everyone likes augustine cos he was a real bloke with flaws and issues til he found god and that
pouring schweppes on my bollocks
>>218262193hey that's the fella from led zeppelin 4
>manure
Greek guy at the chippy used to say “hey, wanky boy” to me
Why do women love harping on about travelling so much
nth for the gyaldem
>>218261915The average family mart and watsons worker looks like this
>>218262077hanged man refers to prophecy and everyone can predict how trannies end up>>218262094the fool is the main character
>>218262242/mug/bros keep believing
>>218262245man in shop used to call me princess and it made me feel funny
>>218262274*kicks her down the mountain*
>>218261915He's fit enough without makeup honestly
onlyfansfu is asking for money againi must resist
my tarot card is the foolgot like potential and that but I just squander it on wanking and sleeping
Well, there's the chubby bloke in a bra I've been looking for.
we should return to rule of philosophers
beeb casting a nonce to play a nonce
fucking hell she got old
>>218262280I thought the Hanged Man was about suspension, or reversal.
not much choice is there
>>218262411corrr corrrr
it's a chip and dip
love huw edwards
>>218262410what is it with them doing drama of former employees?
>>218262455thought this was plankton doing a goatse ahah
>>218262444
oo i'm going to italy next month oo then i'm going to france laternobody gives a fuck stupid bitch
Guys I’m fussy if I like beef will I like venison??
>>218262501I was thinking the plump asian and the lesbo librarian, but crazy can join too.
Martin Lewis will be the next outed nonce
>>218262532dunno do you like deers? now imagine chopping one into bits and eating it
>>218262410>what do you want to watch?>ooo I know lets watch that Hue Edwards drama
>>218262515the tarqdem
>>218262557Land of the freeeeee
Well that's half minute silent film of blokes talking isn't it?
ERP AI chatbots are pure soul and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>218262569My mum watches whatever slop they put out after 8pm
>>218262557not what happened but you know that already
>>218262515would like audio for this
>>218262515Not even inhaling the fag fucking posh London GIMPS
>>218262557how have they let this lot just go around kidnapping and murdering people
Dr Huw
>>218262569cant wait to find out how the BBC did nothing wrong
fucking hate pedro neto
oo oo look at me travelling my life is so superior to those non-travellers
>>218262599Lmao
>>218262616we need the same here
>>218262569Huw not hue
sad and alone
>>218262599oh yeah she's totally "ramming" into them in that videomong
>>218262616something about evil in the inaction of good but obese and lazy people?
>>218262557shouldn’t really drive at a bunch of blokes with guns
>>218262607can very clearly see him inhale at 0:15
>>218262634HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
I'M going to italy in next month. what are YOU doing? oh nothing? :/
>>218262643fucks sake :/
>>218262646*kisses you on the forehead*
>>218262680>>218262683co-ordinated :/ discord raid
lol shitaly
>>218262647she isn't waving the police through, she is waving that other car throughshe pulled out specifically to block the cops, which is obstructionthen she accelerated in an attempt to flee with a cop in front of her caranyone who isn't a fucking retard knows you can't fucking do any of that
About 20 % of women can cum from PIV sex with average sized dicks. Most women (think) they need clitorial stimulation to cum. But that's because they haven't met a man with 8+ inches that also knows the right technique to reach the a-spot. 100% of women can cum if a man hits the a-spot. And apparently the a-spot orgasms are unlike any other type of orgasm. The a-spot orgasms are the ones that your girlfriend/wife will never forget, the type of guy she will always be thinking of whenever she's in bed with you.
>>218262665Yeah clearly not mate watch it. He “inhales” then zero smoke comes out of his mouth for the rest of the video
My lower class neighbour single mother and daughter can only communicate via shouting and yelling.Why are the lower class like this?
>>218262684you're not real
>>218262736this lad simply desperate to get murdered by police and have them get away with it
got a couple of things to watch tonight nice
>>218262715Sensing a bit of bias here
>>218262736you can literally see her wave after the other car passesthe agent pulls out his gun before she even reverses
grim
got raped by rorke
>>218262748i bet THEY'VE never travelled. peons
>>218262715this image was conjured up by a brown mind
>>218262715Hazel-side of brown with blue-grey tendencies.Could just be an assburger.
>>218262557Vile pigs
>>218262748Go to an ASDA on a weekday, it'll be full of fat ugly working class women screaming at the brats tagging along>FACKIN CAM ERE KEIRO I TOLD YOUS
>>218262715it's trueevery time eye colour is discussed it's always blue eyed people in my experience who brag about how "blue eyed people are more intelligent" based on some buzzfeed shite they read once
>>218262765such as?
>>218262817i go to asda twice a week and almost never see children in there
>>218262738Source?
>>218262829That's because you're not allowed near them
>>218262004Good guitarist, good band
>>218262843how does that work then
she was so real for this
>>218262557lol they should do this to all leftymongs
>>218262843chuckling
>>218262274looks like my ex LOL
>>218262738I made my ex squirt for the first time in her life by just rubbing her g spot, no idea if you can do it with your willard. The a spot sounds like cuck fetish nonsense.
>>218262329greng as
>>218262738Sorry but when did men start giving a shit about fulfilling women's every imagined sexual desire? Most people do not require "earth shattering orgasms" at any point in their lives to be happy. That is a gay man mentality.
>>218262869and then the right, then the women, children, and finally the men.
>>218262851Prefer not to say
>>218262890Good post
Abowaffen reporting inhttps://x.com/TruthFairy131/status/2008386481786941853
>>218262890They tend to leave when you threaten to cut off their clitoris and keep them pregnant. It's just easier to get them off from time to time.
made a right mug of himself here
>the interior fornix erogenous zone is located 'about four to five inches inside the vagina,' on the 'front wall - belly button side,' according to Masterclass' Emily Morse>unlike the G-spot, it doesn't necessarily lead to orgasm.oh no no no
Uh, think Rorke is hoping for a trump invasion
WHY CAN'T I STOP EATINGBEEN LIKE THIS ALL DECEMBERI KNOW IT'S COLD THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO EAT LIKE FOOD IS SCARCESTOP EATING SO MUCH
>>218262950MakeAmericaGreat BritainAgain>, or, Only You Can Prevent Bin Fires
>>218262936Bizarre schizo post
>>218262959>half mastdid he died?
>>218262557disgusting bootlickers
>>218262938Feefee faffed it
>>218262976FATTY FATTY FATTYWHO ATE ALL THE PIESTHEYRE ALL IN YOUR TUMMYYOU TUBBY LITTLE SHITE
might go to bed soon and have a second wank of the day had one earlier on the settee you see
>>218263000that's as high as their ladders go
>>218262991found the Nigerian prince
leftypol accelerating when police are in front of his car and expecting to not get shot
Feeling sleepy x
Shagging, shagging youPut it in your bumhole baby
dtfic is larry livid
rorke hating the big state unless they're out there killing women
>>218262557Could have went back to mexico but went to hell insteadSAD
>>218263028I've had two wanks today which is very rare for me
>>218263042Everyone knows not to trust ICE. Even their trigger discipline's shit. I'm surprised there aren't more reports of them shooting their bollocks off.
why did janny delete that
Just finished reading The Hedge Knight™ by George R. R. Martin in preparation of the release the new HBO® original series Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms™
>>218263070It was a white woman
>>218263096pol-oriented smeg in a non-brit kinda way?
Your whole crew stinks like fesces
>>218263108Just finish Winds of Winter, George.
they took out the "belongs on /pol/" report option
>>218263087same lad dont know why i was so horny today must be something in the air
>>218263108books aren't trademarked you fucking idiot
Ok bye-
>>218263087post your spaffed out willy
>>218263153need to stick my tongue up her arse
>>218263141Only applies to OPs
>>218263176Sauce?
>>218263176the weak should fear the strong
>>218263148It's a colour and taste.He has synaesthesia.
>>218263189oh!
>>218263148*starts fucking crying and runs away*
Who's Poo Is It Anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scSwaKbE64Rorke.
>>218263122THIS MUST NOT STAND
>>218263108Thoughts on Dunk and Egg?
ethnic birds on my knob
>>218263208I'll be damned.Well that's disrespectful to my culture. See you in /Quebec/ current /brit/ thread!
>>218263153does she have a....?
DTFIC Meltdown
>>218263264Positive account balance?Surprisingly, yes.
>>218263264
>>218263250Interesting pair of characters that give fresh perspective in this world I am excited to see what happens in the next stories
got deal or no deal on
>>218263231*chases you down and bums you*
>>218263297max
hmmm Ella is it? hmmm
let's be honest the media will forget it after a weekif she wasn't white then it'd have the perfect ingredients for another summer of Floyd otherwise
Right that's canada filtered
>>218263153fit as fuck
leftypol putting his life on the line for illegal aliens
hey
did they even remember to free palestine?
What took you so long?
hiya
>>218263336what comes after clown world? i think we're in it
>>218262950good lord just seen the picture in the telegraphinside of the car is totally covered in bright red blood spatter all over the airbag which deployed
>>218263365nothing in life is free
Just shat myself while squatting weights
these threads are so much more peaceful with britain and usa filtered
not very lovely lamb content in this threadpls be nicer
been getting into chubby birds again
not had a wank in over a week, bollocks are fit to burst
not having a nice evening, don't know why, just a bit pissed off
we should put forward an anti immigration candidate who also larps as extremely pro abortion that way women and chuds will both vote for them
Feral
>>218263365No
honestly fucking hate pensionershope they all die asap
>>218263446The problem's making sure you get back out in time
>>218263453AI is getting far too good
>>218263464grow up
>>218262950classic "deliberately walk in front of a car so you can get away with shooting someone" movethey do it all the time
>>218263365putting a stop to that rn
>>218263464i slept like shit and have been in a foul mood all day
>>218263399it even has stuffed animals in the compartment
>>218263500Good man
>>218262950he didn't even draw his gun until she was already driving towards himincredible restraint
>>218263500BASED thank you master
hi
this fucking "X number of stars with Y number of spikes" is by far the most infuriating captcha of all
>>218263453why is there a werewolf dressed as a ninja turtle?
>>218263470rorke is typing...
>What's that ICE agent bullet? You find me attractive?
miss emmett, the only good canadian posterinstead we're stuck with pedojeets
been on the goretis all night
>>218263537hi you good nigga?
i've got very dainty and petite hands, for a 6 foot bloke
>>218263569
>>218263564hideously irish
>Impact over incomelol they just can't get literally any other jobs
>her
>>218263539haven't had that one, been phone posting more because the captchas when I use my laptop are terrible
>>218263564Love the stupid as fuck video he made where he’s grinding on a baddie but it turns out to be an old creep
I do enjoy seeing those 'documentaries' about so-called Revenue Protection Teams working for TFL on the London Underground and train network. The kinds of people who you can tell enjoy watching Gavin & Stacey, who look forward to the John Lewis Christmas advert, using technology most think exists only in films like the Bourne Identity or Enemy of the State in order to track down the working man for having had the temerity to buy a £55 child ticket for his twenty minute journey rather than the £100 adult one.All of it captured beautifully by an additional camera crew, covered with dramatic music to make it seem like a serious offence, then broadcast on primetime television in order to desensitise you to the idea of mass surveillance and a social credit score.How very grim.How very British
>stop breaking international law lomald lump!
>>218263580how much for a handy?
>>218263526If she'd have posed a legitimate threat, like an elementary student, or a housecat, he'd have opened fire before leaving his vehicle.
Tons of hilarious posts going around on X about the ice shooting
>>218263636200 quid
>>218263564Jack Greal-ish
>>218263537she needs a good dicking
Post slags.
>>218263647i'll give you a tenner
>>218263623bit grim
>>218263647taking the piss
a rancid turd, full foul and sloppy, loometh for me
>>218263683yeah fine then>>218263692200 quid for him because he's a strange Algerian bender
>>218263427
my piss has been clear, maybe too clear
>>218263692watersports cost extra
Well they let some pakis buy it who then ran it into the ground Some guy here said he lives in the area of them and one of the pakis got caught with coke and prossies and his wife kicked him out, and he had to step down from the company
had yumy burgur for lunch :>>
BRUV YOU LOOKING WORRIED BRUVDON'T WORRY BRUVJUST THE FIRST DAY INNIT
>>218263741KWAB
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
apologise
>>218263705not an algerian
just made some great posts on twitter but i don't have that blue check so no one will see them
attention need
>>218263797try histrionic next timewe've been through this already.
The brain does not generate consciousness. The brain is more like a receiver or antenna, receiving signals from the quantum field of consciousness. Consciousness is an inherent property of reality.
Gender swapped myself on ChatGPT and won’t lie I would’ve made a peng girl
>>218263805literally not even histrionic at all
>>218263815umpuppy x
>>218263833you are
>>218263828post her
top umdawg>>218263836bark bark
(8) i can be like the girl in jurassic park bark bark (8)
>>218263861
>>218263876UM x
>>218263870if she were english she'd be called ellie bailiff and she'd have towie brows and bully the kids who bullied her at school by breaking into their homes to take their ps5 to pay off their debts
>>218263870fat tits milk
>>218263828Get on the hormone replacement therapy RIGHT NOW
a wankening awaits this willard
>>218263870she made the right choice ditching those baggy hoodies and letting her big tits flop everywhere q
imagine coming into /brit/ and trying to use UK slang as a north american, you guys are sad.
>>218263892he's got one of those handsome rat faces, quite typically english, like elliott anderson or jamie bell
rorke getting caught shopping at topman
>>218263892Is that steve laws
>>218263892
This Leeds Newcastle match is GOOD
>>218263953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQ3F31sfaM
>most of the world can't drink milk
apologise again
>>218263979spill the drain thats a glue stain :SSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNUH_v2PSWMthey were insane for this
need stream
>>218263892fucking state of that arse lol
need to grow my hair out againimmediately
you say ENGLAND i say PALESTINEthe world says SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
gymtoil completed, can’t wait to undo all my hard work by eating a fuck off amount of pasta
>>218264138>>218264138
>>218264128mine's gotten down to my shoulders againonly went bald like 8 months ago
yanited… i…
>>218263892looool holy grimoli is that what leftypol's been obsessing over
>>218264120that nigga posted up doing the cold barmer
>>218264128ktim. attempted a buzz cut because I didn’t realise I had such an odd head shape and now I look like a nitty with cancer
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
