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yeah we don't do that here.
>>218262438this soyjak is so punchable i swear to god
>>218262438When I was in a hostel in Amsterdam, I was joking around with this Australian guy I was hanging out with, and the Germans at the table couldn't understand we were just bantering with each other, and some German woman literally said, "you guys are very rude to each other we're more polite in Germany". They are unironically incapable of humor, understanding sarcasm, and not lecturing people.
>>218262438Mean
>>218262621>and the Germans at the table couldn't understand we were just bantering with each other, and some German woman literally said, "you guys are very rude to each other we're more polite in Germany".and that is the proof its a fat lie, germans doesn't talk randomly to strangers.
>>218262466They do it in France though
In the subhuman world of the Anglosphere, physical violence is idolised like it is amongst the chimpanzeesTalk shit get hit is the crowning principle of the anglo-ethic
>>218262438
>>218263023but are you not an anglo yourself
>>218262856Damn. Do all Germans have 0 friends?
>>218263577hello
>>218263577I am frens with Germany.
>>218263587Good morning sar
>>218263616ur a good man
>>218263060all that economy just to import more and more doctors and engineers... wow what an accomplishment lmao
>>218263634bodied that freak
>>218263616Being friends? we don't do that in GERMANY
>>218264123see>>218263587
Germans are born to be punched.
>>218264179hi daddy <3
>>218263486Unfortunately
>>218264135SEEING? we don't do that in GERMANY
>>218264282but i love you>>218264291hahaah i love you too (eventho we dont do that in germany)
>>218263634I also save around 40k Euro/year working from home while your father has no time for you because he is busy crying in a 2 m2 metal container on a construction site IN GERMANY.
>>218264610croats are good people, anon
>>218264610my father is too busy installing these barriers, a new german tradition, so a doctor or engineer cant run his truck into the christmas market :)
>>218264826BRUTAL
>>218263616me too, I love German culture and Germany>>218264610It is not possible to suffer in Germany, even in a 2 by 2 metal container, as your IHDI-adjusted happiness per capita (PPP) index reveals
Wtf is this constant shitting on Germany? Just because they are a bit autistic and ugly and like eating poo poo and are delusional and actively killing their country you guys think it's ok to pick on them??? Think again, losers. What's so good about your own countries huh? HUH???Cut it out right now, or else next to Germany you will also have a serious problem with THE NETHERLANDS.
>>218265043hehe
>>218262438now draw him without glasses and in a teutonic knight's armor
>>218263060oh so you do have money for WW2 reparations after all!
>>218265313hehehe
>>218264826What a greedy Jew, getting his 20e wife fucked by German tourists just to earn minimum wage in my country
>>218265329CRiNGE!!!!!!
>>218263616>when you've waited for green light on a crosswalk at 3 AM in the middle of nowhere
>>218265347i do that because the green light is there to protect me and makes me feel secure
>>218265379good for you
>>218265410thank you!
one time I was making this "we don't do THAT in Germany" comic but it ended with a panel of him hugging a refugee naked and saying we do THIS in Germany but my dad walked in on me making it and looked at me weird
>>218265427i can't believe ur dad cockblocked you!
>>218265427wtf and why didn't you discus it while you're both naked in the sauna
>Steiner's attack will happen. IN GERMANY.
>>218265470Winning world wars? We don't do that in GERMANY
>>218265500name ONE (1) world war we lost!
>>218263023trvthnvke
>>218263616being friends? we do zat in germany
>>218265507The first world war (out of 2)The second world war (out of 2)
>>218265602oh yes that's a biggie
>>218262621No wonder they get along so well with the japanese.
>>218262621What if asians aren't honorary aryans but germans are honorary asian instead
During World War II, Germany and Italy were initially close Axis allies, but Italy's military failures and Mussolini's downfall in 1943 led to its switch to the Allied side, triggering a German occupation and a brutal campaign in Italy as Germany fought to hold territory against the advancing Allies. This shift turned Germany into an enemy of Italy, leading to the disarmament and forced labor of Italian soldiers by Germans, and a bloody, protracted conflict on the Italian peninsula.Interesting.
>>218265668Ünit 731
My GERMANIC ARYAN GODDESS WIFE is very unhappy with you guys
>>218265708why do they hate us so
>>218265681Well maybe if you didn't keep LOSING we wouldn't have to switch sides every goddamn time
>>218262438>Country is called Germany (in English) >Due to declining birthrates each year there are Gerfewer and fewer (in English)
>>218265750name ONE (1) world war we lost!
>>218265681>Lose until you're with Germany>Start winning after switching sidesThe issue was obviously Germany You should pay reparations btw
>>218265347Poles do that too doe
>>218265804yay!!! <3
>>218265745Lol, i am kidding, i am a virgin, i wish someone loved me
>>218265839:D
>>218265860i love you unconditionally from the bottom of my heartand some day you will find the perfect woman
>>218265884I love you too anon, thank you for your kind words, i wish you the best now and forever, and i am sure you too will one day find the perfect woman.<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>218263060Why are you poor? we don't do that in Germany.
>>218262856das ist quatschi hobo'd around germany for 3 months a couple years ago and talked to like a million people
>>218264610Can I ask what you do?
>>218265972what was your favorite region and why was it bavaria
>The issue was obviously GermanyTime to wake up.
>>218265973Lawyer
>>218265989schleswig holstein and baden wurttemberg, haven't yet been to bavaria
>>218266044hello why do a lot of peoople dislike lawyers>>218266061>haven't yet been to bavariaasshole
>>218265507Did Germans win or lose the Seven Years war?That might count as a win.
>>218266117>Did Germans win or lose the Seven Years war?i dont know i kind of tuned after like the fourth year
>>218265427Based dad preventing yo from becoming German, I'm pretty sure you'll find a naked person to hug in a Sauna.
>>218266140Understandable>Prussia was on the British side of the Seven Years WarSo technically Germany has won at least one world war.
>>218266166ok i hope no one got hurt
>>218266181Just the French.
>>218266075They are aids ridden faggots that wish we became doctors instead
>>218265750>every timeyou guys betraying them in ww1 probably made them loseThe only good ally Germany ever had was ROMANIA>b-but stalingradNot actually their fault, they warned hans about the incoming soviets and told them they had no anti-armour and got ignored
>>218265804firstiedom truly approaches this country, we already have migrants and now we're getting western mental illnesses too
>>218266044As paralegal or qualified lawyer
>>218266075Because historically at least in holy roman empire the early professional lawyers demanded full fees even if they lost the case, idk if that’s still the case but historically this made lawyers look like greedy heartless scrooges in popular culture.
>>218265347Literally me.
>>218266019>We force suicidal austerity policies on others in GERMANY
>>218262438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIOQWIvdUoMThey can be funny.
>>218266458sorry
>>218265043ack nee, ik dont vant een serieuse probleem met de nederlanses
>>218266879Do you prefer being sent to forced labor again?
>>218262621yeah its not their native language easy to not pick up on that
>>218269624It's a non-confrontational way of telling others that they are cringe.She likely couldn't take the second hand embarrassment any longer but didn't want to make a fuss.Here is what actually happened>anglo incel A and B go to dude weed city>they stopped developing social skills in primary school and think acting as dumb as possible will impress superior female G>She lets them know that she is not impressed>B realizes that G has a very good point >But instead of apologizing and thanking her for this valuable feedback he makes up excuses for himself
>>218265313>Pole sees economic chart>first instinct is to beg for gibsmedatsTruly the negroes of Europe
