emo edition
Well, here we are then
>>218266098posted it again award
>>218266098Alan?!
>>218266086>do you really not understand why one set of circumstances is ironic and funny and the other is not? it's not because one is right wing and the other is left wingpure cope though isn'tagain spastics on both sides just want to see each other killed and they'll justify it after the fact
>>218266098A MONSTERA MONSTER
>homer bimpson
who loves ya baby
there isa housein new orleans
right that's me away to take dogberg out for a walk
Rorke deserves a day off
Could so very easily go fiddle with myself, yet I won't. I won't.
Memba when absolute 10/10s would be emo for a few years and you could smash and when the fad was over they returned to their natural form. Good timeees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24xBbgCnhUcarlybender unmasked
>>218266098This loser gets attention from subhuman Asian and brown """"women"""" and mistakes them for real women. Fatties don't count either
>>218266180pulled myself off for 10 hours yesterday lookiing at camgirls
STARFISH NAVIGATION SYSTEM
>>218266213I shan't be doing anything of the sort.
Any opium den in Morocco phase of life man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZc4ax4tJs
pluto's a dog mate, not a planet
>>218266193
>>218266213A true modern aristocrat, dare I say faustian
>>218266229Possibly the best band in the world.
>>218266234do what you like it's your penis
>>218266236Ktim
>>218266249that's popeye's mate
>>218266249its a philospher
>>218266139imagine there was an australian surfer famous for defending sharks, going after shark fin poachers, dispelling myths about shark attacks etc.and then he was attacked and killed by a shark while surfing to raise money for his shark activismthat would be funny, right?
>>218266236ktim
>>218266269and now you're on about yank chicken ? get a grip
atb for real
>>218266236there is no call to adventure for young men anymore. only toiling for shekelberg. only video games allow them to feel how their lives should be lived.
>>218266193is he a leftypol or a rorke?
>>218266274no because death isn't funny is itI believe people should be able to own cars, would it be funny if I got hit by a car?
>>218266193pink satin ribbon until the fuckign blood cuts offfff
don't think i'll be getting this new resident evil
>>218266236Id rather have the opium den experienceMaybe I should turn my flat into oneIt’s just once I’m addicted to that I’m done
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>218266309Love this picture, mind if I save it?
>>218266193This is absolutely heartbreaking, I would probably kms.
real piece of work me
>>218266309Every day we above ground a good day
>>218266321You'd have to ask Adobe Stock for permission first, but otherwise, take it! It's all yours!
>>218266193Reminds me of a very confusing webm I once saw where a bloke was wearing a strap on while fucking a woman, had no idea why or what he was doing with it on until I saw his micro penis on the side
>>218266193>size of a garden peabodied that freak
Actually love rimming a girls hoop. Nothing gets my john thomas throbbing harder
>>218266352Do you have Adobe stocks contact info?
>>218266383yes mate, it's the second number listed here
was wondering why one of my favourite youtubers hadn't posted a video for months. just found out he's in prison for 10 years for running over a police officer in a high speed car chase.
>>218266379Bit unhygienic no
>>218266379would you lick the inside of a toilet bowl even if it was cleaned
>>218266379Absolutely based and asshole pilled.
>>218266193I don't know why they're trying to present this as some powerful awareness campaign for menHow many men are watching this morning? ZeroThe entire audience is women It's just something for them to gawp at
>>218266430ok
>>218266400Who cares. Are you a fag?
Charlize is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Frankston on 31/12/2025 at approximately 3pm.
>>218266430fruity
>>218266296no because presumably you believe in traffic laws, speed limits, licensing, registration, policing etc.if you were rabidly against having to get a licence and were killed by an unlicensed driver, that would be funny, though
>>218266447poor her. but hey, won't be hard to spot her with the hair
let's get it started lads
>>218266193This is a public humiliation ritual. This guy is broken on the inside. Get one of those prosthetic ones you inflate via your prostate don't declare to the world you've got a tiny Mickey
leftypol eatin good
Hey folks,We're keen to keep the Film Club rolling, so we're putting a hold in calendars for future monthly sessions via Microsoft Teams.We'll share a film selection closer to each session but would love your input! If you've got a film you'd like to see featured, please let us know! Hope to see you (and your popcorn) there!Don't forget to watch the movie ahead of the call, or just come along if you fancy a chat (with spoilers)!For those who missed it, our last pick was the fabulous Australian cult film Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Worth a watch, synopsis below!>When drag queen Anthony agrees to take his act on the road, he invites fellow cross-dresser Adam and transwoman Bernadette to come along. In their colorful bus, named Priscilla, the three performers travel across the Australian desert performing for enthusiastic crowds and homophobic locals.
>>218266447
yeahshe'd get it
>>218266440Id rather avoid stds and fecal matter entering my orifices. Eating ass is a bit gay no?
>>218266193Mine is smaller BY FAR!
>>218266476lets get retarded in here
>>218266420No, that's not going to sexually excite me. No, I do not care that a woman's arsehole is dirtier, it's getting licked and that's final.This king gets it >>218266424
>>218266476
mad how the colour of blacks people's palms is normal
>>218266447Maybe she doesn't wanna be found ever thought about that?
>>218266519CWLTSHC
>>218266483erm... that's rorke mate
>>218266519NEED a trans gf to make feel valid
You gents need to stop fiddling with yourselves so much. It is possible.
>>218266529and yet according to rorke this isn't reason enough to see that we're all the same really
>>218266077i look like this
>>218266550What mfers 3 hours into nofap post about
erm what is that
new dietary guidelines have big sugar and big grain seething
>>218266557rorke will never learn. too busy wanking to troons and listening to hitler speeches
>>218266508>Id rather avoid stds and fecal matter entering my orificesas if you have a choice you stupendous virgin >bit gay no?how could licking any part of a hot woman ever be gay you imbecile
>>218266522>Nooo don't do that!*holds her down and force eats her ass until she submits*
>>218266586Not a virgin but I don't engage in sodomy which the rimming shit is.
>>218266379same here, love burying my face in gfberg's arse
>>218266627try it out
>>218266193she looks at him like he's a comical scientific phenomenon rather than a human being
never had sex me
>>218266655well he sort of istiny cocked freak
asmongold chookin on his stream, hasan molding and losing more and more viewers haha
I am entering my Greek Orthodox phase
>>218266655She also looks that way at any man who makes less than £200k pa
>>218266666ch-ch-ch-ch-checked
>>218266665mad how asmongold is the most influential voice on the right but he is never mentioned once by anyone on the right.
>>218266666um °_°
>>218266665>asmongolddont know what this means>chookindont know what this means>hasandont know what this means>moldingdont know what this means
>>218266465yeah but was he doing all those things though? not reallyagain the overarching point is that the normalisation of political violence doesn't lead to the clean revolutions that people imagine, rather it results in stochastic violence at the hands of newly enabled psychopaths
>>218266710alri unc
Lovely Yankee women
>>218266296>no because death isn't funny is ithow so?
in 2026 i will not acknowledge any internet discourse
hate foids
parched
the so-called gf
>>218266666Witnessed
>>218266193i'd kms if mine was under 6 incheshis isn't even 1 inch and he's still coping
>>218266753ktim but still want a gf
>>218266757this is AI right?
>>218266770Why? You don't have sex so not sure why it matters
>>218266757saw her boney fanny
honestly think having a micropenis would be better than having like a 3 incherat least you can just throw your hands up and be like 'ah well sex just wasn't meant for me' and move on instead of imagining what could have been
almost time
>>218266805I love my 3 inch BWC
>>218266818bet sex with a woman feels nice
>>218266818those slow mo videos with the jiggle are insane
>>218266795this is the shagger's general lad
>>218266849yeah it doeshad lots of sex despite having a 5 incher hehe
>>218266757pls be ai
>>218266818rorke's sister
got some dry skin but since i'm not a woman i won't be doing anything about it
>>218266865got a 6.1 incher myself but never used it :(
>>218266860You'd better leave
wanktoil looms so it does
>>218266077he looks like steve conte
Me when I'm no longer concerned with being perceived as 'nice' & focused instead on being sincere. Embodied. Kind. Authentic. Boundaried. Powerful. Soft. Playful. Emotional. Grounded. Free. Whole. Creative. Sensual. Multifaceted. Nuanced. Human.
>>218266930women are mentally ill
i lost 42 pounds (3 stones) last year without exercisethis year i will be incorporating exercise and i will report my results this time next year
thoughts on wanking? love it meself
>>218266666Anglo Saxon England was Orthodox
Holocaust survivor descendant ‘stripped’ by Grok AI tool on X
>>218266930type shit women post the pictosecond they turn 30
>>218267005I'm a fan
>>218266999Absolutely based, what did you do? I lost 15 kilos in 1 year.
>>218267014
>>218267005it's good but i think i do it a bit too much
can't sleep
>>218267014stripped, just like before they were herded into the gas chambersdisgusting
>be Brit>have an air pistol>get shothttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd0yjxp0r48o
>>218267023i just stopped eating fast food during lunch breaks
>>218267045
>>218267047Good for you man! Keep up the good work
jewish boobs
HEIL FAUCIHEIL FAUCIVACCINATE GREENLAND VACCINATE VENEZUELAVACCINATE RUSSIAN TANKERSUK HAS BEEN VACCINATED VACCINATE ALL IMMIGRANT LOVING WHITE WOMEN
I want to smell Emma Watson's pooey farts.
>>218267080need her to steal my goyish semen
>>218267086Shut up you schizophrenic twat
I miss when we used to just fight each other every 50 years :(
Last night, The Offspring invited Guy Cohen (the guy from the 1998 "Pretty Fly" video) to dance on stage during their show at The Kia Forum in Los Angeles.
>>218267106Sorry i got too excited
anime
>>218267114foy
>>218267086What an utterly dogshit post. Please see yourself out.
>>218267080Would love to slurp her tuppence
thouughts?
>>218267159crude
Escort punt I had booked for tomorrow has been cancelledStill got the blonde on Saturday
>>218267159vghhh…based
>>218267159>entirety of scotlandeh?
>>218267180Any scat stuff planned?
>>218267159
>>218267159it's not conquest when you show up after they're gone
>>218267214That's not what happened at all thoughbeit
>>218267229Literally isThe Saxons only arrived in Britain after 410
>>218267211are adolf
>>218267242So?
>>218267211ngl adolf was kinda cute
>>218267214the saxons forced the romans out of britain. simple as
imagine the savoury scent of rynkerbelle's salt-swollen clussy
might have sex with a woman this year
very sure that my local paki chicken shop is involved in some dodgy dealings but man do they produce a good chicken fillet burger
>>218267343yeah they sell drugs>>218267332based
>>218267332An adult woman?
>>218267343Lovely charlene fillet burger with a bit of mayo
>>218267356yes and with consent as well
>>218267356woman is an adult female by definition?
>>218267343fresh out of a packet from farmfoods, like every other takeaway in town (apart from that one the brewdog-drinkers opened, using fresh meat, home-baked bread and white staff, only to go bust for charging 50p more per burger than the runtslop-peddlers did)
>>218267369you're a better man than I
just scranned a huge pot of strawberry yogurtlush
>>218267384
>>218267389Shut up you mong
>>218267390when I do have the sex with her I'll look at myself in the mirror just like the man in American Psycho (I am British Psycho though, you see)
Have you completed 1.92% of your New Years Resolutions, /brit/?
>>218267408you've been done, ahmed, so shut the fuck up and stop advertising your 'peng ting salmonella burgers' and 'beard pube loaded fries'
Standing at 5 foot 3, he is the tallest man in all of Mexico.
>>218267438No, I'm ill
>>218267438you are an evil, evil man
>>218267397lovely, yogurt is the best
>>218267459>yogurtFOY
>>218267438Didn't make anyDon't careEarth has orbited the Sun many millions of times already so this time is not important
>>218267463youghourt
>Didn't make any>Don't care>Earth has orbited the Sun many millions of times already so this time is not important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxrWJhIgXoluv harry and paul me
>>218267389Not farmfoods but probably booker or maybe makro
>Earth has orbited the Sun many millions of times already so this time is not important
>>218267494lol
venting to ChatGPT and it's telling me to gain a clue and grow up
>>218267494
>>218267523kek
>>218267523for me it's his Friday 13th autism
>>218267523beat me too it, for a smart niggy sure seems like forgets alot
>>218267523screaming at the mental image of neil being caught trousers down in an esteemed university's toilets, writhing on the floor trying to suck himself off after falling in his excitement whilst staring in the mirror
i always liked this one
>>218267491kek who's the man who plays the manager I recognise him x
>>218267560sent that freak flying into space
got me duvet over me in my computer chairmy life's gone off the rails
oops that file size sucked
lmao this mad lad's built himself a den >>218267580
>>218267580I will suck you off this year mark my words
>>218267580do this while toiling me
>>218267580might be time for a sectioning love x
>>218267580have done that
>>218267612um x
>>218267580smart man
Took two weeks but I finally have a clean kitchen with no dirty dishes still to do. Christmas dinner was a fucking trainwreck through my life
Be honest, if I were in your town would you go to the pub with me?
>>218267560>>218267590>127kb>oops that file size sucked>128kb???
>>218267561Roy (Rory?) kinnear, his dad was in Help!
>>218267590Norm's dead, so I guess Neil won that round after all
>>218267660yeah if you're buying
Can't believe I got hatted, and Neiled as well! A double whammy!
>>218267660Id hurt you
>>218267660No. Anybody who says yes is a greenlander in disguise trying to appease you
>>218267664worst beatles film !!
>>218267660depends which yank you are please can you point our some of your posts
>>218267664Well that's clearly not him in the video, grow up will you
>>218267617gonna split your bum into sections
>>218267660Yeah sure why not :D
>>218267401How isn't this treasonous? If the country votes specifically to be poorer just to get immigration lower then the elected politicians just say 'fuck off we serve corpos' and do this how isn't it just blatant betrayal? Boris should be imprisoned for life for doing this.
>>218267660Of course, Ill take you out partying immediately
might be time for a dentist visit finally got dental insurance and the ol gingivitis is trying to flare up usually can keep it well under control but lost it it seems
I'd go to the pub with any of you lot, except for....you know who......
right some of these posts are just incredibly homoerotic
>>218267654everyone enjoyed it and appreciates the work you put into it xx
>>218267704Referenda are advisory, not binding
>>218267704>>218267704lmao the state doesn't exist to serve your petty interests it exists to furnish power and wealth on the ruling class
>>218267663was it an even worse one? idk sorry
Rorke in a mental breakdown in his bathroom over how Brexit invited more brown people in
>>218267718yh?*smacks your bum hard enough to make it jiggle but not enough to hurt, you get the idea im some sort of a master at doing that*hmm… you’ll do nicely…*growls and flips you over then pulls your pants dowb*
right well that's just bent
>>218267730
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKA7ufJk95g
Tell you what, modern fiction authors might have the right idea. Book is only 300 pages long but has nearly 100 chapters, so it's dead easy to read one at a time without feeling overwhelmed and just going back to scrolling instead. Will get through a fair few books this year with this strat
>>218267757not gay but this makes my bum twitch
>>218267767
>>218267180Are you going to rim her sweaty hoop?It's gay if you don't
>>218267771an ad... buy one.
>>218267708go asap
>>218267708dont go dentists are a scam
idea: whole world teams up, blows up america in a day or 2, and then goes on and continues whatever they were doing before
steven dawsoninteresting fellow
>>218267860why though were your ancestors loyalist and you feel generational seethe that you were kicked out.
>>218267860Just when you start to fall for the meme that sikhs are bros, you see something that reminds you they're nothing but Chinese shills
>>218267757wtf my tight little arse is not your plaything!!!!
>>218267860no. the average american is much better than a lot of other types in the world
apparently the woman who got shot was a lesbian and it was her wife who was filming
>>218267887not that leaf but the whole idea of loyalists is very overblown. they weren't that many
>>218267918fascinating
some days my brain is just so stupid and i make so many stupid little mistakes
>A series of concessions on Labour's flagship workers' rights reforms will save businesses billions of pounds, a government impact assessment shows.Well thank god for that
>>218267918well that's what you get when you go to the hood to film cuck porn
>>218267978god we still have what 2 more years left of this clown
>>2182680003 years and a half :/
Gfberg has demanded that I get 2 more boxes of condoms and that she will be doing me tomorrow after work.She has pretty much drained me dry the past few days, it's getting harder and harder to cum, especially with condoms on. Also she tried to suck me off earlier and it was really teethy and she was actually sucking hard so it felt like my japs eye was being removed from my cock, not great TBF lads. Thank you for reading my blog.
wow number go up wow look lines on graph amazing wow 28 period moving average divergence cool bitcoin having wow might even earn an entire bitcoin this week
Doing a self-sex to images of naked women
>>218268075be more proactive giving her directions and praise when she does something really well. talk to her about birth control
jerking off naked in front of the mirror
my penis is small
>>218267122
Right wing death squads?!OH BOY!
>>218268094isn't a bitcoin worth a lot of money
>>218267918but nobody will call white cops racist anymore
trying to build a medieval style stable in minecraft. It's mad how there isn't any documentation or illustrations of irl stables from the period
feeling the urge to stab myself and cut myself open
>>218268198clapI'm nothing replying to people that called me insufferably drole because I talked about cryptocurrency a few days ago. The reason I brought it up was because an 8 year old made a ludicrous amount of money for doing nothing.
US agency kills US civilian, in the BBC's (BRITISH Broadcasting Corporation) mind this is front page UK news, is the top story, and deserves a live feed, because of course it does because naturally it is extremely relevant to the UK.
When will he stop?
horse pussy
>>218268235i thought my bbc news was only us focused by im american
>OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to fall for this
>>218268231I don't like the fact my organs will be given to other people which is the whole reason I won't kms
i need sex
>>218268268Why do you want your grandmother to die?
>>218268226most people were illiterate back then mate
I am eating tikka masala cold chips and drinking Guiness
>>218268234oh i see. didn't know 8 year olds could do that but lucky him
>>218268268exploitation of old demented people or something o algo
right well that's a bloke shagging his own anus with his cock
>>218268327
*surreptitiously hides a post*
reckon it's much gayer to hide the post than just leave it there
heteromaxxing rn
>>218268332Do you take that and connect it to literally anything else in the world or does it just go in one ear and out the other.Does this impact your life in any way. Are you thinking about how you can make millions of dollars instead of waking up every morning and driving to a work in 20 below weather.
new >>218268410
>>218268268honestly i could see it being useful to help sort out lab test results. idk all our health records are online somewhere anyways
>>218268406no i'm happy just living my life the way it is. i'll be focused more on having babies not trying to figure out bitcoin
