Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara edish>>218266417
sup
This is dragon's crown btw I posted the wrong image but I won't be correcting it
I RUN THIS JOINT NOW
>>218268515I want to be the elf and get double dommed by the amazon and sorceress
>>218268543Based
> tabletop roleplayingerm, cringe! i only roleplay in VR chat!
>>218268557chronicles of mystara is an arcade game and dragons crown is a psp game thoughbeit
Well, America?
https://youtu.be/LLNviDyfOAw
>>218268578you should sleep
cum
Twitter people love to use the phrase "in real time.">You are witnessing [some event or whatever] in real time.They think this sounds really smart or something.Yeah ok. I'm pooping in real time. Wow. So profound.
Say "thank you bong anons"
>>218268579I just buy a big pack of the cheap disposable razors lasts me like half a year
>>218268613yeah that's it
>>218268616britain sucks
How long into a relationship can I safely tell my gf/wife that I'm not actually 6'0" but actually 5'10"?
>>218268596 you too
>>218268614>in real time>late state capitalism>fascism indicator>rhat's it that's the tweet>_____ communityThey love these neologisms
>>218268614>I'm fucking this hawt bottom IN REAL TIMEhttps://youtu.be/T29GB3tfGM0
>>218268643nah, I suffer from insomnia, and I can sleep until noon
>>218268620i don't shave very often, so one of those 5-packs of blades lasts me like 2 years or so.
>>218268635>britain sucksSo does your mom for money but you don't hear us talking about it
>>218268628 >crowd work comedy
>>218268599mexico!
you know, posting here as a yuropoor is very presumptuous.
>>218268667our boy is the king of that
>>218268667>So anyway my wife told me that I had to stop doing dude stuff around the house, any of you guys ever had that happened to you? *All dudes in the crowd start cheering*
im so tired
>>218268656 Didn't ask
>>218268614oh there's dozens of these. 'literally' is the major offender, the ted bundy of now-meaningless language. but they go on and on. "can you even", "but actually", "what even is", the list grows. verbal twitching.
>>218268713Just because you're on 4chan doesn't mean you have to be rude; kindness is not a shameful thing.
>>218268701 Why do fat men wear the half bald look better than lean men
bulgariabro isn't presumptuous. the greek seems okay enough
It’s another edition of nigger cope and seethe
>>218268735greek seems to be an edgy teenager
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>greek flag is gay for stav
>>218268667there are no more comedians who are good at writing bits unfortunately.
>>218268727 I'm sorry I don't what got over me
We are literally witnessing the fall of capitalism
Sister's letting me eat the leftover cake batter
>>218268747How
>>218268733He just doesnt care, theres something refreshing about just letting go. Also you dont judge em so much
>>218268763
>>218268768check the prev thread
This thread isn't fun, it's not funny.
Packers is such an unfortunate name
wish there were more C++ jobsi hate having to work on shitty java
The track that DESTROYED /CUM/!https://youtu.be/vQSI-rUUYqA
>>218268764Two more weeks
yep
Want to jiggle my tits but I’m too shredded to have tits
should I workout if I didn't get enough proteinonly ate like 20 grams o algo
I'm jiggling Maduro's tits
>>218268811its wednesday blowever
>SHUT UP MOOOOOOOOM!
i will jerk off to venezualan bunda in protest of maduro's arrest
>>218268782Everything he said seemed pretty level headed
>>218268822Yes.t. never counts shit
>>218268782He seems fine. Why do you have a problem?
shitting, pissing, cumming, shaking, crying, hyperventilating
should i make a peanut butter and jelly sandwichplease keep in mind that the jelly was homemade by my mommy using grapes that she picked from the local vineyard (they didn't want to hire mexicans to pick up the unused grapes)
I would be such a good propagandistI'm so good at making up bullshit
AYYYYY YOOOO THIS FAT BITCH LOOK LIKE CHEF RUSH
Mexicans cost more than free labor from your mommy.
This thread could benefit from a holocaust denial discussion
>>218268904Go away we have enough euros
I can't talk about this topic imc for legal reasons.
>>218268887Did she squish the grapes between her toes
I swing my arms back and forth when I get nervous and it leaves my hands bruised. I feel like it's worse in the winter thougheverbeit
>>218268917Just eat your stupid peanut butter sandwich, mommy boy!
i have gooner's block again, can i get some goon suggestions
>>218268904Stay here
My dad was a former police officer and he told me about this call where this guy had an electrocution fetish and accidentally ended up electrocuting himself to death with a car battery
>>218268911>holocaust denial The more beneficial and optical framing is that it happened but other White Christians stopped it.
>>218268945sometimes you just got to crank one out regardless
>>218268925So you admit then you don't believe it happenedIf you believed it happened, you should be fine discussing it since it obviously did happen right?
>>218268925 tfw german police is lurking 4chan to persecute dissent
>>218268945Thick ICE babes.>>218268948Thank you. You are very polite compared to that other American :-)
>>218268945futa cock
>>218268945Today I gooned to a blind girl giving a footjob to her BBC boyfriend
>>218268945 I only watch casting porn
>>218268998Kill yourself
>>218268981the one on the right is just obese
>>218268968Don't try your Talmudic pilpul tactics on me! I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>218268998is that so?
>>218269003I'd still hit
>>218268981Why are latinos such race traitors to each other?
I love all of you; disappointed in some.
>>218268515wich staff & face should i use
Going to play a female Breton or female Dunmer or female Altmer in Morrowind.I like blunt weapons + shield + heavy armor + summoning daedra to aid me.
>>218269039why they all so ugly?
>>218269028Legal migrants hate illegal migrants.
>>218268614i keep saying diabolical or work on jewtube comments, sometimes both.
>>218269042gonna play a male orc and rape you
>>218269042hey faggot>>218269039 answer
>>218269039Ale?
this chicken has no taste, it literally just hurts my mouth because its too salty and nothing else
Fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck fuck
>>218269046wich is less ugly
What they don't tell you is that Greenland is illegally occupied by Denmark and its people wish to become Americans.
>>218269074they're all bad
>>218269080why are they chinese
>>218268749this is gonna be the packers year bros, im sure of it
>>218269092That's what snow natives look like
>>218269080Okay but I still don't want a bunch of inuits so now what?
Sometimes I wonder if I am the person who isn't racist on all of 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytkdo you like this song
amerimutts are clownsi am north kavkaz mountainman (khabib), and i am genetically closer to an icelander than groyper (brown mutt) fuentes is to italian (closest european group to him)ICE agents (immigration enforcers) killed an innocent mother of three and all these brown mixed race mutts are celebrating her death
>>218269092why aren't you
>>218269098why are they chinese
>>218269114Actually, the truth is that, the Chinese look like snow natives and not the other way around
>>218269114The Chinease rowed on boats to Greenland several thousands of years ago
>>218269110Are you Muslim?
>>218269039you should add more volume to the hair
Most natives descend from peoples from central asia that slowly crossed over the bering land bridgeSo natives and latinos genetically are basically crypto-Asians
>>218269052 It's almost like you don't want your host country to become like the shithole you ran from
>>218269133and they also colonized the americas, china literally conquered the world while whitoids were learning how to chip rocks
wypip do this! but ya see, the blahpipo, they do that!
>>218269154UMMM BERING STRAIT IS JUST A THEORY YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THEY CAME FROM RUSSIA
>>218269080 Are inuit women hot
>>218269157Eat your chicken and shut up, favela monkey!
>>218269153middle hair and left/middle staff
>>218269154proto, not crypto, you fucking dipshit.
greenland is going to become orangemanland and there's not a gosh darn thing you can do ab out it
>>218269185Proto implies they will evolve into full asians at some future date They're crypto-Asians cause they're not fully identical to modern day Asian
>>218269186 >Drop the orangemanland. conjoin Trump and Land. Trumpland. It's cleaner.
That health value is so low lmao....
>>218269217
DIMITRIUSGO TO THE BATHROOM, NOWYOU ARE SHIT-TING YOURSELF
The whole Greenland thing makes me sad desu. Why is Trump turning on our brothers?
im sure the people of greenland are nice but i can't think of a country i care less about than greenland
>>218269246our eskimo brothers in greenland? what are you even talking about, idiot
>>218269236That's what the prefix proto means dumbfuck retarded retard like an unfinished version of something, e.g: prototypeor protean
>>218269246cause its a strategic place in the event of a war with russia or china, same reason for venezuela
>>218269269
I just made an absolute FOOL of myself playing Risk online. Blew my load too early on the attack and the Pakistani guy spammed laughing emojis at me. God I wanna kill myself.
>>218269258maybe he's alaskan inuit
>>218269297Just admit you used the wrong word!
>>218269287That's the "official" reason for normies. The real reason is far more esoteric.
>>218269246 Why don't you want more land? imperialism is cool
>>218269308did you call him indian
it's called a malapropism
niggas not making moves are the niggas getting moved on thats the reason
newfags don't know /cum/ used to have a greenland poster
>>218269308Risk online? Where to play /cum/bro? I used to have the 1996 Risk CD game, it was kino
clipped my thumb nails too short and my fingies are soreas a professional box opener this is quite the inconveniencein but a moment I shall be blowing my brains out all over the wall
>>218269258>>218269312Denmark, the EU and NATO.
>>218269367I want to surgically remove my finger and toe nails
>>218269343I got some /cum/ OCs from that era. We used to have a Chilean too.
>>218269367gonna go open ur mum's box L O L
>>218269374denmark isn't even using it EU deserves to die, the best thing Trump can do is kill that and NATO.
>>218269374i hate those guys
>>218269389why, Canada will join EU soon
>>218269382I remember that peruvian girl who would post pics with cum on her face and all over her glasses
>>218269374We are NATO. NATO is nothing without us
lol... remember when penny called out j drizzle for only posting when humphrey was around and he stopped showing his face around the /cum/ discord? well guess what, humphrey and j drizzle just said they are officially in a relationship with one another. after they announced it, penny immediately left the discord. rufus dm'd them to see what was wrong and all they said was that for the foreseeable future they would only be posting on /cum/ and heolkek.hey penny, i bet you feel like a fucking retard huh? maybe don't try stirring shit up just because someone questioned why you were in the /cum/ discord when you are an argentine living in south korea.
Listening to the succession soundtrack and drinking box wine pretending im rich
>era Newfags talking about 2 years ago like it was some ancient epoch
>>218269343The Icelandic anon used to live in Greenland. Maybe it was him.
>>218269246FACT: The first shot of the American Revolutionary War was fired by Greenland born Inuit-American Patriot Inuksuk Aglukark
>>218269404Post it
haven't slept properly in a few days. hopefully tonight i will.
i don't get guys who play females in rpgs. i mean, i know all the easy jokes, they're gay or trans or something. but i have to at least be something that resembles me to start investing in the world. the farthest i ever got away have been robots or undead, but even those were guys. ha! maybe that says it all. 'i'd rather be dead or a machine than a woman!' hahaha
>>218269423hm I didn't know that>>218269426didn't save it, but she had like 5 or 6 pictures she'd post. I'd say look in the archives but I can't even remember what year so ya know could be a wild search
>>218269424ᓄᓇᕗᑦ ᐆᒻᒪᖅᑯᑎᑦ
>>218269364Just search Risk on Steam, it's the official version by Hasbro. It kinda fucking sucks because it's just the mobile app and you have limited "tokens" to play and there's only premade communication. But it's Risk and it's free so whatever.
>>218269455Maybe you're a narcissist
>>218269480almost certainly.
>>218269455Counterpoint: They are also self-inserting as something they want to resemble themselves. Troon pipeline.
brainfog strong, head full of zombie.
>>218269424>>218269467ᐊᓱᐃᓛᒃ, ᖃᑦᓯᐅᕙᑦ ᐃᓄᐃᑦ niggasᐅᕙᓃᑦᑐᑦ ᓄᓇᕗᒻᒥ?
I'm gonna stick my ass up your ass
>>218269471Oh yeah, I don't like that one. I've been trying to find a better version out there.
a time traveler goes back in time and merks Churchilldoes WW2 still happen?
>night time>tennis court>smells like highlighters >drinking gatorade chat my dih lea
>>218269528Okay but can we cuddle afterwards?
Fun Fact: That scribbly injun language you see ITT was invented by a White man.
>>218269565i would fuck her
>>218269542Considering Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany, I'd say yes.
>>218269455I like playing as the beast races like argonian for the novelty. The human races seem kind of boring
>>218269574 Me too
>>218269576only because he was trying to fend off the war dogs churchill unleashed to destabilize him
>>218269565>>218269574Her face looks freakish. I'd still fuck her but I'd want her to wear a bag over her head
>>218269561Fun fact: ''''''''two spirit"'''' was made up by a white canadian man but jasonkin claim it as their own
>>218269592Hitler didn't ackchually want peace thoughbeit, he wanted Boland and to crush the Soviets. Getting the UK to agree to that or at least ignore it requires a lot more changes to the timeline.
>>218269611MANY such cases with featherheads.
>>218269601crazy old plastic bimbos are best for your penor, trust me
George Foid
ARE YOU LOSING FAITH?ARE YOU PARANOID?DO YOU FALL ASLEEP?TO THE WHITE NOISE?DID YOU READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE YOU SIGNED ON?THE THINGS THAT WE FIGHT FOR AREN'T EASILY WONDON'T BE SURPRISED HERE IF NOBODY SHOWSI KNOW YOU'RE SCAREDBUT YOU'RE NOT ALONECAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN US AGAINST THE WOOOOOORLD?FIGHTING THROUGH THE SYMPTOMS AND SEARCHING FOR A CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURELIKE A LIGHTHOUSE IN THE STORM BUT WITH NOTHING LEFT TO BURN
>apply to a $20/hr security position>they ask me for like 9 million clearancesJfc
>>218269653Kek, what's her version of I CAN'T BREATHE?
>>218269616He didn't want peace but it could have just been the great German-USSR war of 1940-45
>>218269673They do all that but still have some dudeweed nigga with a bunch of arrests on the payroll
>>218269675I CAN'T BRAKEright?
>>218269686I'm tempted to just lie
>>218269581that i get. those are fun because it's just cool to be a dinosaur.
>>218269675 I CAN'T DRIVEEE
>>218269680Yeah but that's why I wrote the second sentence. Don't forget France was even MORE opposed to a stronk germany than the UK was.
I make $12.37 an hour in USD
>>218269675i can't think because i'm a dumb woman lol
>>218269673Is it for a government facility or something?That's strange
>>218269695I thought of this but it didn't seem just right>>218269704This was what I think the best alternative is
>>218269673you have to say yes otherwise they're just like "HAHA thank you NEXT"
>>218269712Are you the walmart dude
>>218269719You just know she thought she was really cool doing that too kek, stupid bitch
me? i'm never buying a house or marrying or having kids or making it in any way
>>>/r9k/83601262made one
>>218269752GEM, lmao
>>218269712i make like $67ish/hour and i do absolutely nothing all day.
>>218269743Yes>>218269769I kneel. What jerb?
>>218269762>>218269752I wish my Giphy account still worked, I woulda had these all over Instagram already
I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie
>>218269794I'm sure they're already over IG that place is wild. the shit that goes viral there would make twitter blush
>>218269806Yeah but putting them in gif form means you can spam comments of people who would block you in seconds, others see the gif and it becomes impossible to stop.
'committed a war crime on the terlit' award
>>218269791>I kneel. What jerb?Only fans pegging vids I make them with my gf
>ground zero for BLM>governor was VP candidate>home of biggest fraud scandal in decades>JJ McCarthyIt's a Minnesota world you're just living in it
>>218269791>I kneel. What jerb?code monkey. it fucking sucks because i can't bring my phone or any handheld game consoles or anything like that with me (for security reasons), so i literally just stare at my screen and do nothing all day.
>>218269849She died like 1.5 miles away from where Floyd did
>>218269837Horrifying precedent because there's a million h'white women who already see themselves as victims
>>218269153no i like that type of oily slick hair
>>218269861Can you install games on your work computer
>>218269752
Chock full of cock
>>218269876what the fuck do you think?best i can do is watch youtube videos.
Already failed nopiss 2026
mommy feet asmr joi
how the fuck do I get an office job, I'm sick to death of working retail
>>218269892so have you watched everything on jewtube by now
>>218269892You could download some books thenOr what about an e-readerThat's what I used to do at my bullshit security job just read all night
Misgender a Bolshevik Micro aggress a leninist Marginalize a maoist
>>218269849More proof to nuke the whole region + chicongo
>>218269181idk how to combine both staffs but i feel like the middle one isnt better but sort of fits more
SHE CROSSED STATE LINES
I hate glowies but I also hate illegals. I suffer no matter what.
>>218269891 She shouldn't have crossed state lines
>>218269903I always get screened out by the H.R foids I guess I'm not effeminate or charismatic enough
>>218269939I look like this
bro
https://youtu.be/sJ6eRZRHSgU
>>218269943You're probably not brown enough
If you come across protestors blocking the street remember that the Left says it’s okay if you hit them with your car as long as your tires aren’t pointed towards them at the second of impact. Have fun out there!
>>218269968I won't listen to older UK music because they have nosedived off a cliff in the last years and prior to that they listened to this. Ergo it must be bad for your spirit.
>>218269932did you draw this?
>>218270012VROOMVROOM
i hope i eventually find a wife on /cum/
I have had no success turning the Indians in my basement into Japanese.
Never share your inner self to another person bad idea
I hate the midwest
George Foid's poetry
>>218270060i always wonder how people on 4chan date (probably the stupidest of my wondering that i do), but who gives it up first? someone eventually has to let some kind of reliably-contactable information out. i'd never relax that much myself. i'm trusting, i'm not *that* trusting.
>>218269769What race are you
you dont have the rizz necessary to rizz women over text on 4chan
>>218270087she was probably very upset that she wasn't famous for this
>>218270105Nobody dates off 4chan don't be ridiculous
>>218270138gays probably do
>>218270138Also there aren't women on 4chan. Just tranny freaks
>>218270087Weird thing to be proud of desu
>>218270112i am dalit
>>218270138There were adverts for a 4chan dating site like 4 or 5 months ago
The girl I am seeing has a half chinese - half Trini/Venezuelan/Dutch/French and was brought up in Granada and her mum is half Italian/middle eastern - half british and was brought up in Nigeria. The girl herself looks Hapa but not quite - there's an uncanny ambiguity on her facial features. What race is she, cumlords?
>>218270162didn't it get leaked and it was mostly troons
I'm so untalented I can't even generate AI images that look halfway decent
>>218270182a mess. do you like her any?
Finally it's just us now
>>218270182>half chinese - half Trini/Venezuelan/Dutch/French half Italian/middle eastern
>>218270182american
>>218270021no my mom drew this for me i dont have hands
>>218270209She's cute and very accomplished. But our children would be even more of a giga mutts
>>218270201why not it's easy
Making soyjaks and AI porn of that girl getting shot within hours after her death then spamming it everywhere is subhuman behavior.
>>218270201what model are you usingn?
Laura Nyro is a poor woman's Joni Mitchell
the annoying thing about trump is that he does a lot of downright evil shit but also occasionally really based things that the establishment would otherwise be too retarded or (also) evil to ever do
Irique
>>218270201you look like this
>>218270294If he bans institutional investment into housing then he’s automatically a superior leader to any Canada has had in our lifetimes. That’s a big if thobeit.
>>218270294So true like when he shit on blackrock but no one gaf
>>218270309did you see they asked Canada where their revenue actually came from the other day? kinda funny
>>218270280laura nyoro~n
>when it's a humiliation ritual but you're too stupid to know that
You laugh but this is the longest we’ve gone without a foreign poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWlVFDdzRc0
finished my semiannual reread of Brave New World and it is a grim, grim book. Mustapha mond was right
Sometimes I think back to the bodycam video of the Amish dude passed out drunk in his carriage being pulled along by uncontrolled horses. Makes me smile.
>>218270183I don't know, but that sounds real
>>218270236I just can't seem to not make it look like garbage>>218270270I'm just using the free version of Gemini but other people using this model are making some decent stuffI wanted a comfy picture of some astronauts drinking coffee in a space station and it shat out this bullshit.
>>21827035725 minutes?
>>218270407Yes exactly
>>218270404Gemini is not very good imo but regardless the trick to AI is if you leave it broad you're gonna get some really wacky results.You have to be fairly specific in what you want it to do
nestlepilled snugmaxxer over here
>>218270231how long have you been seeing each other? since you're thinking of kids.
Dadberg is watching MSNBC to catch up on happenings. It's over
>>218270404Seconding what the anon said about being more specific. I got good stuff from Gemini.
>>218270182When foids start rhyming off a half dozen nationalities or ethnicities like that I just assume they are full of shit
my dad cares about nothing other than his 401k growing
>>218270430Just tell him she was a groyper
>>218270457he sounds like a zerg main.
>>218270404are they seated? standing? anime, fantasy or reality? what are they wearing etc. if you don't tell it it'll just choose for you
fucking starving
>>218270469Don't forget poses, composition, lighting etc.
>>218270419>>218270433>>218270469Here is my prompt>Low angle photo of a man and woman standing near a large window on the observation deck of a space station. The man, about mid 30s, has dark hair and is looking out the window. He is holding a mug of coffee in his hands. He has dark hair, and is dressed in grey military fatigues. The woman, in her 20s, is looking at the man. She has blonde hair, and is wearing grey pants with a navy blue t shirt. She is holding a cup of coffee in her hands. Outside the window is the planet Pluto.What do I need to add? I guess the reason they're barefoot is that I didn't specify shoes.
>>218270485what about corn bread stuffing with bacon?
i ate all the brownies
>>218270485i think you're being a little dramatic
>>218270525The good Lord will provide anon
>>218270547>>218270547>>218270547
