Nattty edition
Every woman wants to be raped by big foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnlYnYvdFNI
some FAGGOTS from here are shitting up my /tv/ thread and i swear to british allah that i will make you pay for this
I find this so fucking funny when farage was talking about restricting immigration he was talking about the Poles and Bulgarians lmfao
>>218270438cold as ice, willing to sacrifice
>>218270434:)
>>218270438Your honor, to be fair, he REALLY wanted to fire his gun
>>218270438It’s only a white woman dying so they wouldn’t care
might go to the kitchen drink some milk get some water brush my teeth floss mouthwash put retainers in and go to sleep
>Britain's youngest dementia sufferer, who had the brain of a 70-year-old, has died at the age of 24. >He was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia due to a protein mutation a month before his 23rd birthday.Nope, that's big nope. Perfectly normal one day, a year and a half later he's in hospice on his deathbed unaware of what his name is.
>>218270434how would we know what your /tv/ thread was?
/tv/ has a lot of off topic threads
Remember when Rishi Sunak's death squads swept across Britain killing millions of heckin' wholesome puppers and doggos?
>>218270478i took something from the old thread and posted it in /tv/ then some faggots started doing their retarded bradleyposting and rapelad shite
>>218270476ktim
*surreptitiously clicks over to /tv/*
>>218270501fucking link the thread then dickhead
sir jdlspjdlslekfod ifkkwlwofkwn
Nighty night x
>>218270530first of his name
need ella purnell to shoot my bollocks off with a pipe bolt-action
I'm 1/128 Slavic
the falklands war was a really weird thing
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
>>218270616Wtf there's no way that's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYyYb-r_3w...
*paddles into /brit/*
>>218270391nothing, it's just that no one is going to play xbox anymore after the current generation because microsoft stopped giving a shit, they probably won't even release another console
>>218270673tears in rain
I think that despite all my effort im more or less stuck in a track that will lead to me being poor all my life
>>218270560corr
Wanking to Japanese women shaking their breasts again
>>218270673I was going to tell you to just get a pc but with prices now aahahah
>>218270728Their mannerisms are just so alien to me
>>218270734why are the prices so high now? does it have something to do with AI? perhaps the chinks looming over taiwan?
they reckon that dead yank bird liked this post
Sir Danny finklestein
*wakes up from a coma after 15 years
>>218270751ai basicallyall the big companies and the data centers buying up ram and gpusthen a couple of the biggest consumer ram manufacturers said fuck all of you we’re only selling our ram to them now
>american law enforcement shoot 1 million people a year>suddenly care about this one in particular personAre they trying to do a george floyd again?
>>218270751yeah AI slop farms (data centres) buying all the supply
>>218270772funny how they always pick the biggest degenerates to martyr as a rule
I’m sad
>>218270782I guess they have their midterms coming up if they're manufacturing an outrage
gay poo william
>>218270782Leftypol views those of low status to be virtuous
might get one of those nose black head remover things
>>218270793i reckon the Fatigue has kicked in so much since 2020 that they might not be able to recreate all the energy they had for rioting last timebut let's see them surprise me>>218270806very true
dtfic on his homoeroticism again
Got warts on my willy
heard that cyberpunk phantom liberty is basically like escape from new york, chat is that true?
>>218270840*nibbles at them*
What's your star sign
>>218270867warts on a willy
>>218270867Virgo :(
they're both called chipsyou can use hot chips if you really want to
>>218270867aquaman
>>218270867mandingo
>>218270867
>>218270930These are chips. Fries are fries.
Good morning
>>218271000*Free Bird starts playing*
Apparently the horoscope women hate Virgo men
having some scran
Didn't realize that those were in fact seat cushions until I posted but oh well.
>>218271034well women will hate me anyway, so so what?
could use to get some sleep, but im not tiredwhy are you lads up?
>>218271000ram is unaffordable because of this
i miss this sjw era. this white supremacist brownoid zoomers era is such treat to humanity
>>218271066because i'm a freak
i used to like whatifalthist until he went mental
>>218271072politics since 2016 has been a blight on everyone
a five-foot brown malaysian man who comes to a british culture thread to complain about browns
>>218271066Slept from 8pm till 4am
>>218271081lol the most nasally nerd voice youtuber to ever exist?
>>218271081I still watch his videos but yh he's clearly autistic He'll go to make a point and then just say some schizo rambles
>homer bimpson
>>218271074>>218271077>>218271088It's not good, fellas. This is no way to live.
>>218271100yeah, i liked how he often mentioned he was 6'2
>>218271006No no no no no, NO, those are PILLOWS, come on man blork blork DAP DEEP DERP MALFUNCTION MALFUNCTION real nigga
>>218271120
austrlian fag loves his gay porn
Lynch all Australians
>>218271120Why did you post that
alri gaypornlad
>leftypol: My side always good your side always bad>rorke: My side always good your side always badReally makes you think
eventful times, as ever.ebb and flow.deserts and frozen wastelands.sands of time, waves of oceans.continents redrawn, empires risen and fallen.
Anal inherently gay because men have bums and sticking your willard in a man's or a woman's poop chute is the exact same sensation
>>218271144it doesnt at all actually. im aware morality is subjective
>>218271115don't really live anywayi just exist
finna boutta poo out of my arse
40 alcohol units in tonight
might become a gay poo freak
Chinese is such an ugly language
leftypol>danish soldiers defending greenland have the right to shoot yanksalso leftypol>women who aligns with my values running over a cop shouldn't get shot
>>218271163All sex is gay cause if you think about it what are you doing? Sexually competing with another man for her? You’re thinking about other men while you’re having sex with a woman? It’s just not right
rorke arguing with this ghost opponent "leftypol" in his head, oh my days, what is he like?
gfberg has pretty modestly-sized chebsi regret that i've never had the chance to slap around a big pair of natural tits, if gfberg ends up being the one i settle down with then i may have to cheat on her with a big chebs girl at some point
>>218271195Excellent point, couldn't have said it better myself
>>218271203you understand the rorke meme came into existence because of leftypol doing exactly that rightkek
i hear that. in a few days time ill be in drug withdrawals and wishing my existence would end. but at least getting off gives me a purpose for the time being.
>>218271204Her chebs will get bigger if you get her pregnant
I used to think my first time having sex would be perfect and dreamily romantic and I wouldn’t have to wait that long for it because id stumble across some opportunity but I didn’t realize I was cursed by god and that that will never happen to me
what if I vomit on the floor at the Jobcentre appointment, what will happen then
>>218271203Shut up spaedo
Want to suck her poos like lollipops.
>>218271204don't want to hear it do iyou have legal brothelsproblem solved
>>218271239>dreamily romanticfound the issue. men don't speak about losing their virginity in that way, it sounds like what a girl says
>>218271204Yeah they grow loads when they're pregnant.
>>218271168
>>218271084it was still balanced, this era is cancer, too many brownoids access internet and treat to society
>>218271163you're thinking of it all wrong. anal sex with a man is straight because women have bums
>>218271255you'll get a job when they hand you a mop and a bucket
>>218271265that's still cheating, also i've been to one before but they all have fake tits
>>218271293*looks at your flag*rightt
Enjoying a cup of coffee, contemplating wanking the willard, and pondering history.
>>218267552
>>218271204this is one of many reasons why dating a virgin is such a terrible idea
I'm a virgin
>>218271317ktim ktim ktimmmm!!!!!
listening to a song where "shit" is censored but "pissed" is not. wondering about the decision behind that
>>218271328after tonight you won't be....
Women love doing dances in front of the camera
>>218271327why are you on /brit/ and not with your boyfriend, foid?
>>218271273Men are the romantic sex and women are perverted creeps that take advantage of us
>>218271342one is a swear word and one isn't
Wheat domesticated people not vice versa
>>218271356jeez, why are you and everyone else on brit and not with your gf
>>218271388i don't have one dumbass
>>218271358Men have a primal side that just wants to fuck pussy and women have a primal side that just wants to ride a dick. The problem that a lot of men have is not understanding women, and being too sensitive. You should start lifting.
>>218271396No
>>218271429lol
67
>>218271395lots of poster do through. go jump down their throats
>>218271458>avoids the questionwith how easy it is for women to get men, i really have to imagine the kind of creature that cannot
The flying Dutchman
>>218271446
>>218271505kek this is me
she peaked in the first one
>>218271473you are severely lacking in imagination if you can't conceive of a woman browsing the internet while also having a husband or bf
>>218271481she was decent looking, the plastic surgery hasnt done her any favours.
>>218271534>still avoids answering
going for a 5am virgin walk dlads
fisting an arse
>>218271541what is there to answer? i'm a retard who can't get to sleep
so your bf is sleeping next to you?
>>218271310thats why i say that. internet access to browns are cancer, including irish like you and me
*rolls over and looks at you using the pc*baaaabe come back to beddd
>>218271692incomprehensible post
Did you just assume my gender
>>218271481christ look at difference between 16 and 18
>>218271481She’s probably using some kind of hard drug with the face shininess and gaunt look
sir billy bear
somebody went
families are always risin' and fallin' in america
>>218270422Ugly bitch
>>218271674i was in the kitchen but now i'm in the spare bedroom. also i had a pee a couple of minutes ago
>>218271833A far cry from the extremely rigid class structure in Britain, whereby being a multimillionaire musician or actor still doesn't mean you're in the club. It sometimes feels like feudalism never fully went away in the UK.
>>218271858so where's your bf?
>>218271763i probably need one of these
>>218271859guarantee things would be even more shite if it hade.g. with the house of lords all acting as effectively the tool of whichever party appoints them
>>218271833Indians own more real estate in London than anyone else The richest family in England is jewish Asians are richer than the English You need to update your history knowledge past whatever dates you've read burger
>Book 4, Chapter 6. The Attempt of Marius at Revolution and the Attempt of Drusus at Reform
>>218271895the raped
>>21827189567
>>218271863sleeping
parched. need to go downstairs for a drink
Trump has his personal butler Nicholas Maduro bring him water in bed when he's parched
>>218271924it's nearly 1am on a weeknight. if i wasn't such a dummy i'd be sleeping too
playing mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee as i've sometimes been known to call it)
firing up the sauna, a lot of snow outside
need to time travel to the 70s and get a new age hairy fanny gf
When at a party, never do a fartyLest you go from being a parpy pooterTo a party pooper
imagine living in the 70s and there's no text messages. would be like heaven
mad how evil idubbbz's wife is, my man is completely broken
Just dawned on me that a hat is a lot cheaper than the 1k+ a year I'm spending on fin + min and dermatologist appointments
>>218272017you know what's even cheaper? not being born baldness genes
>>218271953he runs my local kebab shop!
Bottled it again Didn’t go for a run
>>218272033imagining the size of your haircut budget and poo screaming right now
my best friend is a fat black woman that I randomly met in a park and I have no other friends
dadberg ranting and raging about the telephone company since they had been telling him they were out of service all day then went real meek when mumberg pointed out he was putting the wrong number in
>>218272090How did you bottle it
went mask off today and told my dad I think he's a massive retard that ruined his life and fucked up his finances for the last two decades told him that buying the house we live in was the biggest mistake he's ever made and wasn't some win for him like he thinks
>>218272142Got my clothes out readyWoke up for my alarmThen didn’t go and went back to bed
wish i had aura
You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
>>218272148What's wrong with the house?
My [redacted] tv/podcast hosts are looking sleepy, they're hard at work on something. But they forgot one key detail. They forgot to ask me. Maybe I'M sleepy too
>>218272199it's got a fat ungrateful incel living in it
>>218272199EVERYTHING is fucking broken. it's destroying our health and ruining any chance at happiness. it's insane how one bad decision like this can steal decades away from my entire family's life it's a california tract home built in the 1950s. in the 1950s it was a house for the poorest laborers in the state and now because of the housing shortage it's worth $800,000. So, it was a shit house in the 1950s. imagine how shit it is NOW. - roof is leaking, costs $15,000 to fix - kitchen cabinets are fucked, nothing closes correctly- plumbing system is fucked, none of the sinks or faucets work correctly - air quality is absolute shit, filled with dust- the house has a low ceiling and tiny passage ways to tiny rooms, just makes you feel like a fucking midget prole and the worst thing... the pipes are so fucking old, they are fully corroded on the inside, leading to the water actually being poison. This is what the interior of the piping under my dad's house looks like. This is going to fucking kill us. and the dumbest thing is he works a remote job and doesn't even need to live here. he doesn't even have friends. there is nothing keeping him here. I know I'm venting but this pisses me off so fucking much and I feel powerless trying to fix anything here
>>218272240kek>>218272301Does he not fix or renovate anything on it?
>>218272165Ok well then tomorow just go for a run when u wake up sorted
>>218272199https://www.whittinspections.com/homeowner-resources/galvanized-pipes/I am not joking when I say that there's a very good chance my dad's house is giving my entire family lead poisoning. My dad doesn't want to get it tested, claims the water department already tested it (they obviously have not) >inb4 just leaveyes, obviously. I don't live here full time. But it's my fucking dad and it would be bizarre if I don't visit him and stay with him >>218272321he's owned this house for just under a decade now>fix or renovate he's dumped LOADS of money into this shitheap of a house. He's just too stupid to make anything actually work.He tries to save money by hiring scammers and charlatans. He tries to do the work himself and fucks it up. Or he just ignores the problems.Honestly the house itself isn't even the main problem, he's just a fat retarded slob that can't even do the dishes or clean up after himself. How could he even hope of fixing this house?It would take a construction professional, a general contractor with a strong understanding of these issues, to fix this house, and my dad struggles to even get out of his bed. Again, I am venting and the house pisses me off, but the main problem is actually just him. It's why he bought this place (with a MASSIVE gift of money from his uncle btw). It's why he ended up in this situation. And that can't be fixed. No amount of explaining this to him will fix stupidity.
fucking love ChatGPT Makes everything better
>>218271565back from my virgin walk lads (and ladies)
dedicating my life to becoming a pintsman of Dublin
>>218272366Nothing you can do mate. Just drink bottled water and let it go.
>>218272419Nonce
woke up late thinking I would be snowed in but I'm not snowed in and I'm late for work
>>218272429*looks back*
>>218272090ktim but it's icy out so that's my excuse
Why are American rightoids supporting brown ZOGbots?
>>218272497Fuck off boring bastard
imagine taking "gangs" seriously they are just low IQ black and latino manchildren hanging out and taking drugs they aren't sophisticated. their crimes are 99% just crimes of passion
>>218272497American politics is completely incoherent
>>218272517Is that my briefcase homie?
imagine taking "yanks" seriouslythey are just low IQ black and latino manchildren hanging out and taking drugsthey aren't sophisticated. their crimes are 99% just crimes of passion
>>218272559Roaring
>>218272429looks like a girl version of that lad that shot up stoneman douglas
A new brit is born
too embarrassed to have a proper wedding with the gf cause she has a huge family and knows loads of people who would go whereas all mine are dead apart from my dad and his partner an I have literally one friends so genuinely can’t see me having more than 3 people attending
>>218272090For every day you do not train, the man in the cave becomes stronger
>>218272703That's fine mate, just have a small wedding. She definitely won't resent you for it.
>>218272581feeling better about yourself now? happy for you m8 really am. that random person looks like a girl version of the parkland shooter. youre brilliant you know that? youre definitely going places. complete fucking waste of time not sure why i even care to clue you in (i dont) just sick to bastard death of your ilk wasting my time
i'm in me mum's carvroom vroom
seeing some really good TikTok’s this morning
>>218272618this post is baka hate speach you gaijin
>>218272739you should sniff the seat where she sat last haha x
I would lay my life down for somalia
>>218272747Imagine he didn't have bodyguards and was just a regular bloke and you could punch his flabby sissy body and not get arrested
I mean look at this woofter
the toil freaks do be going to toil haha omds I bet one toil freak has already had a meltdown because they thought it was friday but its thursday looool
>>218272811>oi trump, i heard you broke international law. take this!
>>218272815herr starmer is coming for your benniesyour days are numbered
It does feel like a Friday tbf
I want to go to Korea now
>>218270616AI aside, that girl is beautiful if she's based on a real person
>>218272933they have red light districts in Korea or I'm looking at some fashion expo?
>>218272933korean sex dolls
>>218272830lol
>>218272944don't goon to AI lad
>>218272978It’s the future and you know it. Gooning to real women will be considered a sick fetish, engaged in by degenerate perverts
>>218272971See I would go to Hooter's if I could cop a feel of titty for an extra surcharge
The escort I've got booked for Saturday has confirmed she's good for that date.I have booked an hour but I kind of wish I'd booked longer. Should I message her and ask to see if she could do another 30 minutes or should I not bother?
>he double texts the escort
>>218273067Get a gf ladHiring women by the hour is grim
>>218270422>all actresses are either whores, do drugs or both:(
how many cans is a litre of vodka alcohol-wise? about 8?
>>218273107Why don’t you google it you boring cunt
>>218273107mad that when you think about it
>>218273124came up with a load of nonsense
>>218273107
>>218273084Alright fine I won't
>>218273137ah right thanks. well then i suppose i've been drinking more than i thought lately
>>218273137British cans are slightly lower alcohol these days. About 4%. I’d have said 30 cans
right then time to get on the cans early
picking up catberg by his paws to show him who’s boss
>>218273175Youre hard
>>218273208life's hard
It looms
can you still get those massive bottles of cheap as fuck cider in offies?
>>218273326aye
Jews are unironically getting very close to their 2000-year goal of world domination over a bastardised planet.
I miss Chinese girls I am saving up for mainland china
>>218273340belter. i'm gonna move onto those then. if i'm spending £20 on a litre of vodka how much would i save switching to frosty jacks?
>Serial rapist Metropolitan Police officer allowed to join the force 'because of drive to improve diversity' well that's not good is it
porn is illegal in korea and china which is a shame
>>218273340>>218273418so it's £5.25 at iceland for 2.5l frosties which is 7.5% abvso doing dogshit maffs thats what 20%ish abv if you took the 1.5l off that isn't in the £20 vodka litreso it's way cheaper. two of them bottles is the same as a litre of vod
>>218273418how about sorting your life out you pathetic waster
>>218273430>However, a vetting panel, made up partly of senior officers, overturned the decision because the force wanted to improve the number of officers from ethnic minorities.>PC Mitchell went on to carry out a “campaign of rape” against two victims, including a child under the age of 13, while he was a serving officer.leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
>>218273415i wish I started learning chinese when I was 14 and obsessed with RotK...
>wake up>through is rough >cough>headache>chest feels heavyFucks sake
>>218273478leftists are genuinely evil.
>>218273461i sold songs your crushes got fucked to what have you done with your life??
>>218272738bizarre post
>>218273430>>218273478>PC Mitchell Uhhh rorke, rorke are you there?
>>218273492sort your life out you alchie mong. or just top yourself.
>>218273509
>>218273522AI
>>218273430a wog AND a pigi'd have been stunned to learn he WASN'T a sex pest
right that's me covered in snow
>>218273518look. i wrote take me home country roads. so just shut up.
>>218273478improve the number? is that proper english?
anyone techier than me got a method for changing the shade of black in the tomorrow theme to a pitch black so i can save some precious electrons? xx
just done a poo so putrid the toilet bowl was steaming even though its 40 degrees today
>>218273564It is if you take for granted that more = better
>>218273564with the right context - yes
>>218273540>2-5cm you poor little baby
>>218273574colour the screen in with black textas
>>218273574yes mate, switch to Photon
>>218273607>2-5cm the size of my willy on a cold morning
A pregnant Western Australian high school teacher is facing child sex abuse charges after her “persistent sexual conduct” with a schoolboy under 16.Naomi Tekea Craig, 33, was charged with two counts of sexual penetration of a child by as a person of authority, one count of persistent sexual conduct.
>>218273740she penetrated him?
>>218273771pegging is mainstream unc :withered_rose:
slow thread
>>218273740The boy was obviously Indian
>>218273792creeping to the new
>>218273821don't think so, been hearing this is the last /brit/
>>218273902>>218273902>>218273902
well it's another bowl of cheesy gnocchi for me
>>218270436Are you from 2014?
