>Be me>Let out a stinky loud fart>German wife asks me if dinner is ready>Go to the toilet and shart liquid diarrhea>German wife opens the door and look at the toilet and licks her lips>Be me again>Lactose intolerant>Wife knows this>Stuffs me full of German diary products regardless>Ffw guts rumbling like a motherfucker>German Wife slaps my ass and squeezes it making some shit leak from my asshole "you cooking something delicious for me in there, anon?"Sometimes I hate being married to a germ(an) wife.