What would you take in your country?
>>218273024blue pill because i can snap more than 1 million times
Right, I can't actually snap my fingers.
>>218273024But if you take 10 millies right now you can invest it and make it back just as fast passively without snapping
>>218273060it's a trap, your fingers will fall off
>>218273078if one got a lump sum of 10 million dollars they would have to pay taxes on that and lose much of it probably like half
>>218273024Right obviously
>>218273095I'm unsure if our byzantine tax code has a clause for matrix style paraody choices.
>>218273132I assume its treated like the lottery
>>218273024you can comfortably snap about 3 times per second if fast. if you use both hands, 6 times per second.you can comfortably sustain repeated snapping for up to around a minute at a time. more once you get good at it and build up your endurance. 6 * 60 * 10 = 3600$ in a minute. I'm guessing that you could comfortably get up to around 30 minutes per day after stamina has developed without much difficulty. That's around 100k$ per day, or 3 million per month with modest effort. So in 4 months you will have exceeded the 10 milSupposing you're only allowed to use one snap, one hand - 8 months, but still the better deal over the 10 mil
I tried snapping my fingers a dozen times and it hurts as shitbut still renewability is better right, I'm choosing the blue pill
>>218273024Im not taking unknown pills some shady negro is offering me and telling me stuff like down the red one and you get 10 million dollars more like I get my wallet and phone stolen
>>218273024You could lose 10 mil, but with the blue hand you can always get it back. It probably should be in gold or silver or something though.
blue
>>218273142Idk I think it'd be worth it to go to court to argue against that with how much money is at stake.
>>218273024Red obviously. It's unimaginable amount of money, I could share out 3/4 hf it with my family and live the rest of my live with no worries on the last 1/4
Obtaining 10 million seems normal, although "obtain" is a bit vague. Blue seems to create matter out of thin air or something equally supernatural. If anyone were to learn of my ability, either glowniggers would lock me up and experiment on me or I'd get kidnapped and put into an underground finger snapping facility where I'd be forced to snap my fingers for the rest of my life. I'll go with red.
>>218273172Thanks for saving us the trouble of doing the calculation.Blue pill for everyone !
>>218273024Left. You have to be hilariously dumb to chose a higher amount of initial money over literally summoning money whenever you want and need, it would make you immune to bankruptcy, you could gamble as much money as you want forever and easily get more than 10 millions
>>218273024I sell the pill to the next person in exchange for $1 per day for the rest if my life. Nothing beats passive income
>>218273024Ten million is already way more than I would ever need. I'm not going to spend my life snapping autistically and possibly ruining my hands so I can get even more money I'm never going to use.
>>218274314is it adjusted for inflation, though? right is better if it isn't
>>218273024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6DO_7px1I
>>218273024swallow both before the creepy morpheus cosplayer can do anything.
if you dont pick left youre literally retarded
right, snapping a million times is more than you think, 10m is instant guaranteed, no need to worry whether you can reach a million or not, you are buying a stress-free situation which is worth a lot of money, i maybe retarded but at least i am free from worry
>>218273095Left you will have to claim every snap independently when you file taxes.Better not lose count.
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>>218277338No you dont you retard, you work normally but when you want to buy something for like €40 you snap 4 times
>>218278221>you work normallyQuintessential German mindset
>>218273024Blue. You only need to do 600 snaps a month to make more than the average American. This would also be untaxed as its cash. This would be a pain in the arse in the UK though, as you would have to convert the money to a usable currency.Unless its £10 every time I snap or the current exchange rate of £7.44. Assuming the latter, you'd only need to do what 400 snaps a month to make more than the average British salary - again untaxed.Anyone choosing the 10 milly is a retard. Assuming you do 300 snaps an hour, thats what 3400 hours to get 10 milly, or 416 8 hour shifts. More money than you would make being a wagie for 1.5 years. Also untaxed. No brainier mate.
>>218273024Blue
