Rorkes mum trying to cure his racism by telling him about her having a black boyfriend through university

George bush

George Blush

the media now refers to russia as our adversaries. see you in the trenches lads

>>218273902
is that george dubbya

>>218273966
exempt from the draft me, but I'll be thinking of you boys at the front doing us proud x

Fucking wish I was born in the 60s life is so unfair

mousenonce will be our commanding officer in the trenches

>>218274028
*frags my entire squad*

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The government is going to make in law that for new drivers

.they cannot drive in darkness for the first 6 months
.they have to wait 6 months to apply for a driving test which is 6 months in the future
.they have to spend £2000 on lessons and show proof of being on them
.possibly also having a reduced speed limit

i'm going green goblin mode

>>218274028
he'll be the battalion bum boy

woke up evens i do stretches and such odds i plug my brain into my computer

right

>>218274102
that seems unsafe

lad are you sure you can get it out of there

>>218274102
A BBC would have broken the bottle

>>218274090
what now smart guy

Got the lurgy

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>>218274102

sometimes I wonder how many girls would have gone out with me if I'd simply asked them

>>218273792
having moved to a new computer i cannot tell you how tiresome it is having to do these tedious captchas with low trust again so i'm basically tapped out till i can get some easy (you)s during the football

>>218274158
0

>>218274158
all of them
literally every single one on earth

>gf lost weight
>now has B tits

It's over

>>218274146
state of that pour

>>218274146
the king poured a perfect pint the other day

>>218274146
This should have been more damaging than the bacon sandwich incident

>>218274158
kek this is me

>>218274174
>coors light
whoever ordered it deserves it for drinking that shite

>>218274146
He should've been whacked for this

>>218274174
it's ok, his voters don't drink pints since they're mostly darkies and muzzies

>>218274146
why is he pouring a pint of shit yank beer when theres shit british beer right there

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>>218274173
>letting your gf lose weight ever

>>218274222
Because he's an internationalist

>>218274173
perky b cup with a flat tummy is the best

>>218274222
he's a mentally ill oikophobe

>>218274222
imperialism made him do it

>>218274222
because some freak asked for a coors light

i didn't ask any any girls until i was like 21
after 21 i asked out hundreds
you want to know how many said yes = 0
evne if you get a number to meet them again was impossible
ifo you weren't a shagger in your teens unless u were a super fat ugly kid then you will never be one
>>218274158
probably 0
>>218274166
this
>>218274189
also a 0man?

>>218273902
why do wypipo have pink cheeks?

>>218274280
you're a brown goblin manlet

>>218274280
your cheeks will be pink when im done clapping them

>>218274277
at least you tried lad
I've never even tried
so now I'm just left wondering "what if I had" years later

>>218274304
if you were attractive you would never have had to try mate
which you intuitively knew by observing your friends
hence you didn't try like me because you knew you would be rejected
and shock horror you were righjt at least 99% of the time
and you avoided any sexual harrassment issues etc
now io've had mild issues along those lines for hitting on girls in clubs and being "confident" because im a repulsive gremlin just like you

>>218274158
start asking them from today

>>218274297
wasn't it an indonesian guy that clapped a ton of english boy cheeks?

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>>218274173
Grim

Even ancient men liked large women

thought it was thursday not freakday

message to any toilfreaks in the thread, i'm about to turn my heating up so you're going to have to work a bit harder. thank you.

>>218274341
>blacked is 2000 years old

wish we could stop posting about gay sex

Rorke being a black-pilled chudcel in his smelly bedroom

>>218274277
>also a 0man?
maybe 2

>>218274325
that's the problem though, I'm not a repulsive gremlin. I'm in shape, smart haircut, clean shaven, dress relatively well. Still not even a scrap of female attention, I must be doing something wrong

>>218274400
who's "we"? you and your boyfriend?

>>218274078
> .they have to spend £2000 on lessons and show proof of being on them
That’s retarded I didn’t have any lessons with an instructor and passed first time

God hates Victoria
Land of the sodomite damned

>>218274440
It's bait

>>218274440
pretty sure you're legally required to have a minimum amount of lesson time

>>218274468
That’s not true

>>218274449
No it isn't. The cost of lessons required by the proposal would come to between 1600-2000 pounds

>>218274468
utter bollocks

>>218274419
you are delusionally overrrating yourself - i'm sorry
also mediocre/average men, as you should know from online experiments, are invisible
attractive people get hit on and eye fucked by girls regularly
try going out with attractiv emale friends
>>218274413
what you mean

right well it's porridge for me I reckon

bellend smells smeggy think I forgot to wash it in the shower

>>218274518
smeggy bellend accounts for approximately 80% of male body odour problems. get it washed

How come you never cut yourself with a butter knife by accident? Like you can easily cut yourself with a sharp kitchen knife by accident if you're not paying attention, but with a butter knife if it goes all the way through a bread roll or something and you accidentally run it over your finger with full bread-cutting force, nothing happens.

Yet if I cut a chicken fillet with a butter knife, it goes through the fillet. How does the butter knife 'know' that it's trying to cut my skin and then it no longer works? This needs looking into.

>>218273996
alri tom york

hate summer so FUCKING much, wish it was over. too bloody hot but most of us are too poor to have air conditioning

>>218274537
nah wont be leaving the house so I'll just sort it tonight hopefully the postwoman can't smell it through my dirty joggers

>>218274514
for me its dont eat til 5 then eat like an pig til bedtime

>>218274505
there's probably a bit of overrating going on I admit, but I have been straight up told I'm handsome by women on multiple occasions and not in a patronising/condescending way
I'm beginning to think it's my personality that is fucking things

>>218274514
for me, it's scrambled egg

for me most of my groin smell comes from the ballsack area where it touches the thighs on either side. That along with the pube jungle builds up a mighty odour and that's where most of my energy goes in the shower when I am lathering up the area. The willard gets a cursory lathering and that does him ok.

>>218274587
which women
family members or old people dont count
if it's a woman your age who says something like "i wish i could find a man like you" while proceeding not to date you is her saying you're too ugly for her

>>218274420
im single i dont have a boyfriend but im looking x

>>218274594
love scrambled egg but I've had it 3 times in a row now need to change it up

Grim thick unlikeable twats you lot

Idea

Cure rorkes racism by sending his daughter to live in a migrant hotel to show how they won't harm her

>>218274608
How old are you

>>218274617
yes that is me

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>>218274620

waiting for my courtesy car to be delivered, hope it's pink
x

>>218274602
1 was a student the same age as me
1 was a coworker roughly 15 years older
1 was a coworker 10 years younger
probably other occasions I've forgotten

>>218274649
and so are israelis, so what's the problem?

>>218274628
24 :j

Did this board just get a new intake of jannies? I got a warning for using the n word

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doing quite the poo

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>>218274559
In the summer I put an electric fan on my desk. Cheap and keeps you cool.

And apparently it's not even hot in your country right now, pic related

>>218274677
Unc

>>218274655
hmm not that bad but fact they didn't follow up and so few girls is not encouraging
as i said you're probably an average/slightly below average guy (like me) which means you are invisible to almost all women how any 4/10 guys have girls who aren't pigs i genuinely have no idea despite being in my 30s

>>218274678
ever tried reading the rules newfaggle?

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mental how theres indians posting itt

what happened to seaside mark has he died of cirrhosis yey

>>218274678
dunno m8. what I do know is that racism outside of /b/ has been part of the rules for as long as I remember. maybe if you stopped being racist outside of /b/ you wouldn't get a warning?

>>218274652
usually it's just a small boring 1 litre hatchback thing in a neutral colour. Occasionally has livery advertising the garage

>>218274678
has always been a bannable offense specfiic to /int/, normally under the guise of "being disrespectful to other cultures" or "racism outside of /b/"

>>218274692
this is hot for me. i like it around 0-10.c

>>218274701
yes but unironically someone posted a link to his obituary yesterday the funeral is on monday

mad how the police murdered some civilian in america and americans are split on if she deserved it or not. really can't understand this mentality

when you think about it and i mean think about it not just read "think about it" and not actually think about but when you actually think about it eyebrows are kind of weird

>>218274694
life is just over by 20 isnt it

>>218274695
something I keep hearing is that it's a numbers game. I guess if you ask 150 women out odds are there's gonna be at least one that gives you a shot

fr fr unc on god skibidi ohio :skull:

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>>218274721
it not right. taken from us too soon

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are you avin a laugh

>>218274721
may we see the link

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hello. i'm ella. do not dare deadname me

got a ginger mate who probably scrapes a 5/10 on a good day with a hideous patchy beard and he still bagged himself a somewhat attractive slightly fat gf
it's not impossible but you do have to actually put yourself out there

>>218274802
im phoneposting so not looking for it check the archive

just got called a nigger in Greggs

>>218274797
get her in women's prison

in 2024 only 15% of 999 calls were genuine emergencies that’s crazy

>>218274844
tangentially related but any time I hear these news stories and articles about people visiting A&E for coughs, colds, headaches etc I just know brown people are responsible

what they expect to get out of going to A&E for a cold I do not know

>>218274844
there's been a massive rise in hopeless mongs taking themselves to A&E because they've got headaches

>>218274886
To be fair I went to a&e once with a sore throat and I’m white

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dare I have a cheeky 11pm glass of coke zero even though it's a work night?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueCrazyVideos/comments/1osomu5/_/

>>218274891
I pay for the NHS I’m going to use it whenever I want to

>>218274886
after so many years of ChatGPT, delivery apps and doing nothing but binging Netflix slop I think they've become so completely unable to function or look after themselves without external help that even getting rid of a basic common cold has them utterly stumped and helpless
an entire demographic of useless Wall-E style mongs that contribute nothing

>>218274907
why

>>218274942
that is not what the NHS is for

Business idea: a planet of 1 billion blue eyed Europeans.

>>218274970
counter-offer: a planet of 20 billion biomass

>>218274970
seems excessive, frankly I get by just fine with 2 eyes

little zinger for you there

>>218274981
that already exists, it's called "Earth"

>>218274962
Because i couldn’t swallow and drink water

unfunny freaks

was behind a car earlier with a bumper sticker that said "up the bum, no babies", and it was a girl driving too. classy.

>>218275024
ktim

>>218275012
don't believe you. Even with the worst sore throats I've ever had I could still drink water. What did they even do, hand you some lemsip?

>>218275024
We don’t exist for your entertainment dick

>>218275036
well did you?

>>218275036
was she fit

been to the walk in centre with a sore throat before that I knew was tonsillitis but dont know why you'd go to a&e

>>218275039
Why would I lie? I’d even called the non emergency number and they told me to go to a&e because it was a Friday night and the doctors weren’t open. They made me wait for like 7 hours then a doctor felt my throat and told me to buy some paracetamol

can you make a wrap with just salad in it or do you have to put chicken in as well?

Sir Salad Wrapper

>>218275054
don't know, didn't get a very good look at her, but i imagine not

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Break out the bighams

>>218275071
I find it hard to believe because of how dumb it is. You sat and waited for 7 hours just to be given something you could have got over the counter in tesco immediately

Esoteric Poo Sealism

>>218275115
dont reply to me ever again you cunt

>>218274763
i guess yes but i have also approached hundreds of women and not much to show for it other than the odd phone number which they either ghosted or disagreed to meet up again and harrassment issues
some of us are just not meant to be with women and it's really fucking unfair but what can we do

>>218274981
I'll take it.

There's no way people are actually sitting down and watching the slop presented to them on the telly?

FIL

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>my primary school gave me a brazillian pen pal
>he asked me if i like football
>said no and that i like videogames
>never replied back to me

>>218275115
Obviously I didn’t think I was going to be given paracetamol did I else I wouldn’t have bothered going I went because the person on 111 told me to.

>>218275140
in a just world you'd be euthanised

>>218275152
kek

>>218275160
pathetic little runt aren't you

>>218274983
Shplorse

Any end of your tether man in?

Sir NHS Abuser

>>218275182
Not really I was 19

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scran, as brits say

going back to bed desu this is awful

>>218274763
you never see those tinder pics where blokes have literally thousands of swipes without a match?

>>218275153
boomers and the elderly love it. Can feel myself slowly dying when I visit gran or whoever and it's Jeremy Vine or Loose Women or Deal or no Deal or some other ITV sloppage. Still I sit there and endure it like a good grandson and make conversation with her about the dreck we are watching

slightly singed my lips on a hot cup of tea so it's off to A&E, reckon I might need surgery

Would absolutely love an Asian Brazilian gf, peng combo

tad constipated
>>218275208
is there a hole in the patty too?

>>218275234
grim freak
point of dating a brazillian is the LATINA FITNESS

>>218275216
no I don't really pay attention to dating app statistics because I like to think it's not a true representation of reality (even though it probably is)

leftypol going to A&E after getting hit by a stinging nettle

>>218275208
Yanks be like
>I hate Jews
>Mmm yummy, a bagel

>>218275228
turn the telly off and play cards

>>218275228
Went to parentsteins on NYE and Dadberg had repeats of Would I Lie To You on, genuinely made me feel a bit shit, like I couldn't focus on having an actual conversation with anyone because you've got Dave Mitchell making up some bullshit in your ear

must be mental to work for one of these dating app companies in a technical role where you can actually see the stats broken down for all users. Surprised in all the years no such data has leaked.

>>218275266
SCream done that freak

Remember when I was in year 6 my bullies threw me into a massive bush of nettles and I was in shorts and t shirt because it was summer and I started crying

hair is going rather grey. have considered dyeing it but it's been too long that people will notice it if i dye it and I don't want them to think I care about my hair going grey so I probably wont dye it

>>218275268
Sent those "wholesome" wankers screaming this did

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>>218275157
i used to think maimy was azn too
what is it with them?

>>218275249
well the important thing is that you don't let it get you down

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Back in the day we had proper telly

I like pizza so we should let Italians run our society

nans colostomy bag for brekkie

>>218275294
Nah it’s just a bit wrong. Shows how we have no community in this country anymore

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which way british man

>>218275266
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2009/03/the-secret-history-of-bagels/6928/
>Balinska first suggests the possibility that they came East to Poland from Germany as part of a migration flow during the 14th century.
get fucked avi

>>218275290
only time I was ever bullied in school was year 9 when I had just started and someone in my year from a different intermediate than me offered to shake my hand and when I held my hand out he grabbed it and put on his dick and called me gay
I didn't cry but I was seething and I still boil with rage thinking about it over fifteen years later

>>218275280
when my other gran was still with us we used to play dominos when I'd visit. She's hammer me every time. Dunno how she was doing it the crafty sod. My understanding of the game was that you could only play based in what was in front of you + what dominos you had. yet somehow she'd win every time

we would also play 'marbles', basically indoor lawn bowles except using glass marbles on her carpet. The first one would be the target ball then the remaining marbles would be allocated to each player and we would try to get as many of our marbles as close to the house marble as possible. She'd beat me at that as well as she was a keen bowles player, won trophies and shit.

She was a very nice woman, very kind. Love you gran x

>>218275228
Soap operas and shows like them exist solely to fool people into thinking areas still have a sense of community despite their street now being 30% Pakistani and nobody talking to each other
They're also used to push progressive ideals on the population

Everyone at toil is obsessed with ITV dramas about women getting murdered

I was supposed to get up this morning and go for a run but I woke up bottled it and went to back to bed

How can I make sure this doesn’t happen again tomorrow morning?

>>218275334
Left because I don't like having too much sugar

>>218275375
stop being a poof

>>218275375
You're fucked for tomorrow. Weather is going to be dreadful so you'll have even less motivation.

>>218275335
>Long regarded as a Jewish specialty item
>European Jewish immigrants introduced the bagel to the United States
https://www.britannica.com/topic/bagel

You fucking idiot

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>>218275371
There's a new season of Married At First Sight starting soon and it's going to be the only thing my coworkers talk about for months

>>218275375
if you do a structured program like couch to 5k you get broken in easy, the first run is intervals of like 90 seconds running broken up by several minutes walking. You know you're up to that.

If you instead set your own nebulous goals like "I'm going to go for a run" without knowing how far etc you'll never get out the door and if you do you'll just stop as soon as you gas.

there's many a free audio series to download for Couch to 5k, look into it

>>218275402
was she retarded
why did she do that

>>218275402
Normies love their bread and circus

>>218275371
Sick to the fucking back teeth of people going on about Stranger Things as well. Fucking zoomer slop.

>>218275340
gotta twist it like a doorknob

>>218275402
What the fuck is her problem

>>218275371
why won't they talk about your beloved video games where you conquer countries and feel an unearnt sense of power??

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nth for the gyaldam

>>218275415
I believe she was in fact pretending to be retarded for the video. Quite funny to be fair.

>>218275399
they brought a german-polish specialty with them, get fucked avi

AI is necessary to prevent the competency crisis from destroying humanity

>>218275415
Sight-impaired maybe

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>>218275334
>butter chicken
no thanks, I'll take the cookies

>>218275375
to be fair you would have absolutely decked it if you were running this morning
it was somehow slippier than it was when it was icy

wild to me that people are so unfit they need specific training programmes to run 5k
5k is nothing lmao
>>218275415
she's smashed mate

>>218275422
ol mate by the door handle doing a cheeky Robin Williams

>>218275430
>desperately coping by pretending it's not jewish
You're a fucking idiot

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off to bed

>>218275421
If only they spoke about the latest anime, alas they are too low IQ to appreciate the eastern arts

>>218275457
night mate

>>218275409
I used to do 12 milers all the time but I haven’t run since 2021 I was only planning to do a slow 2 miles or something do you really think I need to do couch to 5k?
>>218275395
Honestly I like the rain. My problem is I wake up early to my alarm and immediately turn it off and go back to sleep

>>218275451
seethe on schlomo

use google earth to measure out a 2 mile route that starts and ends at your house
once you can do that in under 15 minutes do another one for 5k
never got past that

>>218275351
I used to play my grandad at Gin Rummy and the fucker would win about 80% of the time. 93 years old and still wiped the floor with me at cards, if I didn't know better I'd say he was cheating somehow

>>218275340
surely that makes him gay, not you

that nigga really explained the rules of marbles like as if it were some obscure thing nobody would know

Shame that dyed hair is for fat leftypol lasses now, it peng

the key to running is run with your head down and look at the ground the entire time it makes it go quicker

>>218275340
>I was seething and I still boil with rage thinking about it over fifteen years later
you gays are so emotional

>>218275506
alri karl jobst

armpit itches

>>218275506
just out of curiosity how often do you find yourself bumping into things while running

>>218275518
Good post

>>218275402
perfect amount of body fat on that lass

so tired but scared of the ex gf dreams that await me.

im going through a very chinese time in my life

>>218275518
screaming

>>218275544
get some glasses so you stop squinting so much

when I get up to pee during the night it's like a new series of Total Wipeout the shite I bump into

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I know it’s a Rorke classic but wish I could convert to Orthodoxy. Seems to be the most esoteric and serious branch of Christianity. Catholicism is watered down these days (I’m a Catholic)

had actual sex in a dream last night, this is a first for me because usually when I'm about to shag something peculiar happens in the dream that prevents me from doing it
does this mean my subconscious now has some faith in me

>>218275561
>wish I could convert to Orthodoxy
You can?

>>218275561
need these two in my party for the dungeon i’m about to explore

Prefer Goose's videos but he got cancelled for being a chud

>>218275544
*hands you a spring roll*

>>218275579
whenever ihit on women in dreams they still reject me lol

Random memory blogpost of the day -
Once when I got back from driving lessontoil, the instructor was giving me some tips at the end while we were parked, suddenly we heard loud catfighting noises and it was my fucking cat fighting with the next door wanker cat, out of nowhere the other neighbours ginger cat came over to save my catberg
The instructor thought it was really funny seeing the cat "help his mate", I was relieved since my cat was a tiny girl cat and was definitely getting her arse kicked

>>218275588
no greek orthodox church round my bit so i would essentially just be larping

>>218275601
like I say usually that's the case for me too but last night I actually shagged in a dream, distinctly remember sniffing her armpits during as well
somethings definitely changed

>>218275601
ktim

regularly have dreams where I don't know anyone like I'm at a function or gathering and everyone else knows each other and makes me feel like a spare wheel. Just like in real life. But you'd think in dreams you'd have an easier time of it but not so.

>>218275579
Don't like sex dreams, too vivid and I've actually cummed during it which is a mess to clean up

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In 2026...the War against sobriety was beginning

Religion is just woke for olden days people

you lot over complicate shagging
it’s not some darwinian battlefield or secret code you have to master
just be a normal human adult male with normal social skills. gain a woman’s trust and be loving. eventually sleep with her.

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been at the frasier again

>>218275634
>I've cummed during them

I think it's sort of the other way around where if you're in bed asleep but your Wilkins rubs against the sheets it funnels whatever you're dreaming about into a sex dream. Then the sheet rubbing continues, the sex dream continues and a wet dream coom occurs.

when's nigel farage becoming PM

>Total Wipeout
leftypol getting sparked out by the fist wall
rorke getting trapped on one of the big red balls

>>218275663
>just be a normal human adult male with normal social skills
I've failed already

>>218275681
Never he will step down before the election and let Yusuf do it

>>218275663
done all of that
female coworkers are comfortable enough to touch me, hug me, share lifts, share food and drinks, talk about sex, still not a whiff of pussy

>>218275681
Unfortunately the wokeis won't allow it

>>218275646
Every culture ever has religion or some form or reverence for the supernatural
All of them apart from post 1960s urban Westerners.
After all, the universe is entirely mechanistic and can perfectly be explained by our current understanding of physics (it can’t), and conscious awareness is definitely just a random byproduct of electrical activity (it seemingly isn’t). We only see 0.0035% of what can be perceived in this dimension. That’s not to mention other dimensions which mathematically likely exist. Reality is literally an illusion. We have no idea what’s going on, and can at best describe casual relationships and laws within our slice of it.

>just be a normal human adult male with normal social skills
well that's me fucked right off the bat isn't it

>>218275704
>ah yes i shall become their gay friend surely this will get me fanny

>>218275698
NTA but curious to know why you think this is. Certainly he's a shrewd operator but I can't seem him turning down the role of PM. That's a gigantic feather in his cap. Not to say that he couldn't continue making a lot of money doing what he does currently but I just don't see him favouring that over the role of PM.

https://youtu.be/6eu9dSdVEAA?t=1766
nevermind rorke doing THIS shit ffs

>>218275704
you’ve clearly not taking it far enough then
women can be nice to you without owing you sex
why should one of them offer you sex just from that? what you’re describing is just normal friendship behaviour.

>>218275726
I've gone to great lengths to avoid exactly that scenario, they definitely don't see me as the "harmless male"/gay pal. I even told two of them I have a large penis the other day

>>218275663
theres a good image that gets posted here that deconstructs all this overengineered incel cope. basically boils down to having it, or not having it.

crazy how lads in medieval florence were getting bummed but somehow i cant figure it out

>>218275764
>I even told two of them I have a large penis the other day
lol, lmao even

Sex is an advanced social skill. I struggle with the most basic social skills i.e making friends or being interested in other people. Thus I am locked out of the advanced skills such as sex.

It would be unreasonable for me to expect sex when I haven't mastered the basics.

>>218275764
great job now they think you're a pest and you can expect a knock from hrberg

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>>218275744
>you can get laid you just have to be normal and affectionate
>but I do all that and nothings happening
>um women don't owe you sex, chud

American refer to their knob and bollocks as their “junk”. Whereas a British lad reckons that part of the body to be his most valued possession.

“Yo Cody, Tyler’s been afraid to shoot some Bball in the park ever since he got kneed in the junk.

>>218275623
You're already larping by the sounds of it

It was filmed in Argentina so Rorke would simply refuse to attend

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>>218275676
Once had a dream where I was a fish in thr sea and was shagging another fish raw. My sheets and underwear were DRENCHED!

>>218275794
that was over a week ago, never got any fallout from it

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>>218275722
>haha i’m so pathetic and retarded and weird i can’t interact with people im a freak
I really have no sympathy for you type of blokes. You seem intelligent enough as most people here discuss complex topics, but if you haven’t figured out how to interact with people at large, and have done nothing but lock yourself away in awkward isolation your adult life then the blame is on you really. There are thousands of genuine 80 IQ council estate dwelling spackers out there that have friends and have got fanny before. You are just a timid coward.

>>218275802
rorke respects galtieri for having a go

haven't seen a new movie since nosferatu

>>218275796
post reeks of incel

>Even thick people can make friends
Yes they're clearly much better at it what's your point

>>218275796
Women don’t owe you sex for being normal and affectionate
That’s just how you get your foot in the door and develop a relationship with her to the point where sex is likely
It’s not a cheat code. You shouldn’t expect women, your colleagues no less (don’t shit where you eat), to just shag you because you were being nice.

>>218275826
>haven’t seen a movie since 1922
Wow you’re missing out on some kino.

>>218275821
take it easy sweetheart

>toilberg randomly sent a LOL! with no further explanation
Uhhh

>>218275847
Rattled that cunt

shagging is a numbers game if you're a freakish runt you just need to up the volume of your approaches. you can't be comparing your experience to a shagger like me

>>218275821
can confirm, a lot of things like shyness/lack of confidence/social ineptitude can be fixed just through perseverance and practice. Not going to happen if you spend all your time alone not talking to anyone except your cat

>Just be yourself
>No, not like that

>>218275819
Maybe not yet, but it will have been noted and stored, to be used against you at a later date should you step out of line.

>>218275858
he's heard about your large member

virgins pretending to be shaggers and shaggers pretending to be incels

>>218275821
>You are just a timid coward.
Never said I wasn't, I have NEVER had a conversation with a woman

If you want a job, simply walk into a local business wearing a nice suit, and give them your CV with a firm handshake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOU5n0Z2T50

>>218275870
no one said “be yourself”
since “yourself” is likely a timid neek that sits in talking about the same stale memes on le /brit/, I wouldn’t recommend you be yourself.

The fact that even the most straightforward of white collar jobs are so data driven now is so fucking gay and retarded
You can't do anything for a living anymore without being made to constantly justify your existence through quantitative anaylsis that wastes everyone's time for hardly any gain or insight

>>218275796
explain your point to them lad. that you played the game, talked to them, now it's only fair you get to shag them

>>218275899
don't know what this means
i just turn a wrench you see

>>218275874
I don't think you realise how informal and unfiltered my workplace culture is, believe me when I say nobody cares. A guy made a joke about spaffing on a female colleagues new glasses the other day, nobody batted an eye and she just laughed

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Delicious girl poo

Just run really fast, lads

>>218275935
The police will call you eventually!

Just be really rich lads. It's easy.

gen z boss and a mini

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>>218273902

might have some marmite on toast

Women don't owe me sex but I do owe them my time, money and attention

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