kill jestah edition
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The real new as it were
just woke up
sucking a pomegranate
The lads
i can't post why can't i post
I'll do anything except my job
what's yer hing
do you reckon it counts as a step towards relapse if i went to the bottleshop but only to buy a bag of ice?
>>218276081yeah
Why is a news story about a woman in the US getting shot front and centre of the BBC? Am I supposed to care?
>>218276086fucked it, well i guess i'll get shitfaced then
Just seen a female fannard and bummard on outer /int/
mental how america will probably collapse into mass violence in 2026
lefty poosey righty shitey as they say
>>218276092BBC is a global organisation
>>218276065when i started toiling 12 years ago I walked to toil and listened to audiobooks and this was the first one I listened to. I haven't had a single friend in that time
>normgroids have a voice in their head called a conscience and it tells them you can’t do certain things that benefit you and you’d otherwise get away with because uhh you just can’t
>>218276106as opposed to a male fannard
>>218276050why does Harry look extra cheeky
>>218276092distraction from cozzie livs crisis
pooing out my penis and peeing out my poonis
>>218276092American colony aren't we
>>218276106grim fannard that
got the washing machine on, going to be a bastard drying my clothes
>>218276116Yeah this sort of mindset is how you become a shitty scam society like India or similar mate
>>218276149And your mindset is the kind that allows it to happen
I accidentally all over the place
>>218276116crazy how you can tell someone's skin color from what they post
>>218276065biggest meme advice of all timeit's a book for businessmen from the 1920s, all of its advice either makes you seem like a freak in 2026 or is so incredibly obvious that it's not worth mentioning
>>218276065to save anyone reading this: just be genuinely interested in people youre talking to and remember details about their life. Also use their name. You can always tell when people were influenced by this book because they over use your name when speaking to you.
This cake is dangerous
>>218276159We allowed indians and africans to become 80 IQ mongs that can’t maintain basic infrastructure and constantly scam/rob one another?
Hi all, it's ducking cold eh!Sent from my iPhone.
i dont get why people are so into sexi dont even care about having sex that muchwhat i really want is to have a companion i can touch and play withjust want to be cuddling with a girl fondling her tits while we watch shite on tv instead of being sat at my computer by myself day in day outwould be nice to have someone else touch and hold my cock instead of just used by me onlythe actual sex as a penetrative orgasmic act is the bottom of the list for reasons i want a gfbut then i am a 35 year old dateles sincel
>>218276065anyone that genuinely reads or even needs this is so far off the mark I don’t even know where to begin
>>218276112Lmao
>>218276227well you dont deserve any of that so...
just remembered i have frozen strawberries coated in dark chocolate in the fridge
couldn’t work the fucking tin opener so it will have to be a bacon sarnie instead of tuna on toast for breakfast
>>218276227sex is nice because of the intimacy. they like you so much at least in that moment that they want your penis inside them
>>218276275
>>218276275fat sow
>>218276267ohmydayzzzzzz leftypol
honestly fucking hate having to hide the taskbar so sorry brand new oled laptop you and i ar e just going to have to get user to my programs being there forever
grim
>>218276231>>218276112
Right well that's a lady showing her lady parts isn't it
>>218275467You're very stupid and probably an incel too
>>218276292This looks delicious
reckon she farts with that?
right that appears to be a fanny and bumhole then doesn't it
>>218276273mind boggling doubt that would ever happen to me
>>218276345Rorke getting 5 years for calling him a bender on X
anyone got that pic of the incel cope deconstruction? basically boils down to having it or not having it and no amount of 'self-help' crap will change it.
>>218276374Lol
>>218276275she's got some real uncanny valley automaton stuff going on. makes me quite uncomfortable looking at it.
>>218276345The liverpool mafia framing a bloke who dared criticise their king
>Epstein was a monster!just say you weren't invited mate
>>218276292That’s a fanny and arsehole.
>>218276378
>White women literally dying to stop illegal immigrants from being deportedYeah don't think remigration is ever happening, lads
Housemate just came into my room crying because she'd been told she's going to be made redundant Completely froze up and didn't know what to do so just patted her on the back and said there there repeatedly
Terry Yorath dead
would have shagged everything on that island
>genetic dead end mentally ill freakktimmers
>>218276475She's about to become homeless, remind her that she can stay with you for "favours"
>If you're a social outcast it's because you're a weird freakWoah breaking fucking news over here
I suffer in suffolk
>>218276475hahaha
>>218276464yeh this is it. incels take note
>>218276475you're supposed to give girls hugs when they're upset
>>218276475:/
>>218276504Alri' Ed Sheeran
Lady Gaga sings born this way for the benders, but if you're born a weird freak no one sings for you
>>218276518I did give her a hug as well
>Female housemate that trusts you enough to seek comfort in hard timesThat could never be me
once again staying at home at the behest of DPDberg until he gives me a 1hr window
>>218276464>genetic dead end socially oucasted low status loser >genetic dead end mentally ill freak >complete genetic shitKTIM
can i still be a white nationalist if my gf is an ethnic
>>218276532females dont have hard times
>Tired of Brits>Tired of Yanks>Mega tired of Euros>Forever tired of the 'massMight move to uh...um...
>>218276227I get the cuddling and affection from toilfus, it's just enough to fill the void
>>218276563Poland
whenever i see a woman i always think her fanny probably smells and then i lose interest
>>218276573SOVLAND
Finished my work but stuck in the office till 5Tempted to make some shit up so I can wfh from lunch but might be too blatant
the new toil is a startup I'm in customer support (ticket monkey) and we have ~400 tickets openThey seem to think expanding the cs team to deal with this is the solution, rather than hiring people that can actually handle the ticketsAll I do is Forward the email to the devs lol
>>218276050>Hettywould
>got the lurgy>house is freezing even with the heating on>colleagues I'm meant to be working with doing fuck all
>>218276571wow wtf how u can cuddle girls a twork?not talking aboutr random brief hugs who cares about that
>>218276586If your role is hybrid anyway just say nothing and go home. No one will notice or care If you're office based suck it up wagie
>>218276563Thailand, home.
>>218276589Get back to work slave
>>218276576>>218276586>>218276589>>218276598didn't ask
>>218276576I do the same but it turns me on
>>218276615I am working bennymong
The best years of my adult life were also the years I paid the least attention to what was going on in the worldRMYT
>>218276475Get her watching Non non biyori for healing lad
A deluge of toil posts. Hello my wagie brothers
Sarah, aged 13, was last seen this morning, Thursday 8 January 2026, in Bennett Street, Bondi.
lot of wagies in their cagies here
>>218276637>non biyoriOnly two genders mate
>>218276607Oh dear you actually believe him lmao
I woke up today with this feeling that better things are coming my way
>>218276550Why not just be normal. A.k.a. not racist
>>218276628Never claimed a penny in my lifeAlso never worked a day in my life:)
>>218276674you've just gotta get on up when you're down rorke, and take another look around
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>218276667Stfu!
>>218276464not really true tho is ityeah if you’re a genuine genetic freak and a truecel your doomed but what about an average 5/10 bloke that’s never just had things happen for him, can he not improve his lot via self improvement. many have.
>>218276679you must be operating under several layers of cope and delusional if you're not at least a bit racist these days.
>>218276607I've known some of the women I work with for nearly 3 years now, we've been through a lot together and we're pretty close. Been out drinking with them a bunch of times, shared personal stuff. Eventually the relationship evolved beyond just being coworkers
>That image lasted two minutes and 11 seconds and is of a 15-year-old boy. That boy was sat on the bathroom floor wearing his school uniform.
grown men on their wee chatroom talking about hugging womentragic
haven't had a hug since 2017
>>218276713Rorke doesn't want to hear that. He wants to hear "it's over" because it validates his decision to give up (because he doesn't like making an effort)
>>218276656>13bitch looks like she's in her early 40s
>>218276725You the office gay or something?
mad how you can go to pol and say anything anti american and get a million seething replies to your post. they have become the most easily triggered demographic on the internet, ironic innit
>>218276725how exacpe friend sozne
Pregnancy scare over, gfberg has had her period finally. She wants to celebrate with a couple drinks tonight. There surely won't be any sexo thougheverbeit, due to the blood you see
>>218276735and yet here you are, right along with us
>>218276744Tried that on your last time in court, did you?
So, this is Rorke
>>218276656why are you posting missing children to 4chan you freak?
>>218276747don't really care lad tbqh
>>218276763yeh, and it worked. thanks leftypol judge x
poo
Don't think any of these things are mad or mental actually
>>218276761i’m not because im not talking about hugging women like its some mythical event i prefer to discuss other things. philosophy. culture. hating pakis. poo. all far less tragic than the stuff you lot sitting here say about women. “toilfu made eye contact with me de lads” and all that shite. grim beyond belief.
>>218276754don't get me wrong lad, I absolutely am in the friend zone
>>218276684Wow you are so cool :))
>>218276785mad how this is true
>>218276747It's because they're actual boomers.As in genuine 40-65 year old impotent men.
using the toilet sensibly
>>218276767is that half a jumper stitched onto another jumper
The Leftypolfu hasn't gone on an orange man rant for a while actually, fair play to her. Feel a BIG one brewing, mind.
>>218276793>toilfu made eye contact with me de ladscringy isnt it. a tragic glimpse into how pathetic some of these fucking freaks are. i feel sorry for the poor women forced to work with them
>>218276802omdz, it's all making sense now
>>218276793where do you think you are? Did you honestly expect different from 4chan? Philosophy?? Give your fucking head a wobble mate
>>218276795wt fhow u get this tho for them to cuddle youhow it not sexual harrasment
>>218276806International law won't like this
>>218276793font
Is true that Scottish and English people are more similar than Corsicans and Normans in France or Bavarians and (ex)Prussians in Germany?
how did the romans have a name for ireland without ever going there or did they just use the existing celtic name for it. how much trade did pre christian albion have with ireland
very depressed right now
>>218276833Nothing sexual about a cuddle is there? I cuddle my dad
Going to the incel freak website and complaining about the presence of incel freaks
>>218276833because when a girl likes you and respects you they're comfortable being physical with you
>>218276806Roman Republic > Roman EmpireThe Imperium was the original NWO. In the Augustan years it was good maybe but then quickly descended. It was effectively always in a state of collapse from 230 onwards and the Germanic tribes of the 5th century were far more like the ancient Hellenes in spirit than the late “Romans” (Roman was now a term for every human from the Sahara to Northern England). They wiped the slate clean and gave Europe a fresh start, from which would come our Western European (Germano-Romance) civilisation.
>>218276834yeah but now they're overrun by biomass same as us so what was it all for
>>218276852they did go there but they saw there was nothing to do and left it alone
>>218276862wtf define cuddle how long where u arms your cock etc>>218276879even with your cock pressing against her and you got your arms raound her wasist etc even as friends?
The hottest place in the universe is a fusion reactor in OxfordshireThe coldest place in the universe is a quantum computer storage tank in CaliforniaI've just heard this no idea if its true
>>218276862poof
>>218276827if i am led to believe you people it wasn’t always like this on here
how pathetic is deegs getting a hard on over a random /brit/cel hugging a coworker
>>218276893wot
>>218276899>in the unvierseobviously not lmao
>>218276893dunno what your idea of cuddling is but I definitely do not have my cock rubbing against themand yes friends can put their arms around each other's waists without it meaning anything, come on lad don't be silly
>>218276912“deegs” isn’t real mate. none of these people are real. you’re a grown man gossiping about your fictional chatroom characters like you’re a 10 year old. get a life.
Zoomers won't know this but the world used to be normal, good even
>>218276892what did they do there
leftypol kissing his dad on the lips
>>218276939hs?
>>218276797Thanks dude
hiya!
>>218276939>218276939a azing spto
DIABEETUS
>>218276954hi mate hiya!
Is it true that SeasideMark died?
deegs never recovered from mousey bodying him by getting his name banned
>girl on hinge asked me what my dreams areUhhhhhh
>>218276954Hiyaa, you alri? x
>>218276921This was a bbc journalists claim. I immediately thought wouldn't we all have died instantly.
>>218276975he was severely mindraped and gaped by that
>>218276954Heyyyyyy x
Rorke and the freezing winter of '26
Starting think this website might not be good for my menthol elvis
Hope it snows so I can go for a snowy incel walk and step on poo
>>218276945nothingthey saw that they could hold it with one legion but decided not to because it's just a random island without any resources they would want
toilfu? mine keeps doing finger guns at me
Leftypol and the warmest winter since records began
>>218276550bet you think you're special
Me?The toilfu became my gf and I shagged her last night even. Yep... Need to buy more condoms today.*Ssiiiiipp*
>>218277020maybe even leave your own mark? (skid)
>>218277036Alri Fred Durst
Following Rorke's New Balance prints in the snow
life would be easier if I had no inner monologue
>>218277021how was there no resources they could want when there were people to enslave, the vikings made a lot of money abusing the irish
>Spend entire life trying to make people like me>Nobody likes meMight see what happens if I try to make them dislike me
Look to the sky and enjoy the life
Does anyone have the meme of the guy not caring about politics where he says "is that some computer thing"
>>218277097need a couple of these to keep my grass maintained haha x
Charlize is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Frankston on 31/12/2025 at approximately 3pm.
>>218277116yeah
yeah probably would
Okay now that one...
>>218277121why do you have so many missing children?
can i shitpost here until /cum/mers wake up?
Honestly amazing how Americsn rightoids are defending some masked ZOGbot shooting a White woman
Is /brit/ aware of the entity known as Jack Roworth?
>>218277121Do any of these girls you post ever get found?You should do a "where are they now" and revisit some old ones with updates
>>218277116No mate. I've got this picture of Nicola Sturgeon looking very gloomy live on TV just after 10pm on 4 July 2024 though, if that's any good?
>>218277116Here ya go
>>218277131Gay if you wouldn't, honestly
>>218277155Sadly yes I am, proper bizarre little creature
Just seen a discussion of politics and current events on /int/Several of them actually
i want a trad wife, 5 sons and 1 daughter. what do you guys want?
Good afternoon I am living in hell
>>218277178No need to sign your posts mate x
Chapter 3: The Unattractive ManMen who are misshapen, whose member is short, who do not make love with vigour or in a manner that gives women enjoyment, who skip foreplay, who are quick to discharge their sperm and leave their partner right after the ejaculation, are men who are held in contempt by women.
>>218277161Haha yes that is quite good actually
>>218277209what's it like x
>>218277213
>>218276921I looked it up and the cold one is true and the hot one could be true but at a particle level and its in particle accelerators not fusion reactors. You stupid cunt Faisal Islam.
hate foids
>>218277155https://medium.com/@jack.roworth/inside-my-first-pmqs-and-why-im-stepping-into-conservative-politics-b61bc4de2627Why is his writing so much more coherent than his speakingNot convinced he's the one writing these articles
Off work sick ladsMe and my PA have been a team for nearly ten years now. She's more like a little sister that I occasionally pick up and chuck about than anything too weird
>>218277235how can it be true when we've barely explored the universe. its an imbecilic claim
going to parliament today to propose a negro ban
where's this blizzard then?
>>218277269Arriving later this afternoon lad. Please remain patient.
>>218277269trapped in rorke's shed
>>218277253The M dashes and bouncy sentences make me think AI has helped
no snow it's just raining fuck off fuck off fuck off
Sucking a fruit gum
>>218277243she looks like what i imaginea 5.5-6/10 who could sleep with any guy if they were desperate andd she put outshe will eventually have to settle for her looks matched and as you can see at 50% rejection rate for her right swipes a lot of hot men looking for serious thing will just reject her
>>218277255Hottest known temperatureThe hottest we know of elsewhere is in the cores of quasar stars and the coldest we know of is the boomerang nebula. No one's been round with a thermometer though.And if more intelligent life exists elsewhere they have surely mogged us.
>>218277313Why would Chad ever be desperate though if he's fucking a different girl every nightThe numbers never make any sense
can I have some blizzard?where is the map of its path?
>>218277333cop[e they't enot moging me>>218277342well by desperate i mean cba to put any effort in and she appears and is "acceptable"
why is my /bwit/ being so slow and incelly
transferring music to my phone, don't stream me, old man you see
>>218277209good afternoon. me too
>>218277368And you DO acquire that music through legal and legitimate means, yes?
right well i've saved that
>>218277356slow? this place is fast as a motherfucker
Right well that looks like porn of the gay variety but I shan't be confirming
right well that a bloke shagging another blokes anus
>>218277383haha yes my vast cd collection hahax
>I am le funny because of my traumaEvery second hinge profileYou're not funny and your trauma isn't real
Latest figures were released at lunchtime. It's worse than we initially thought.
>>218277243Basically asexual
that's the gay porn is it
>>218277429wait..line go down?
>get sacked>not allowed to trade stocks anymorelmao
don't see any gay porn thankfully must have filtered that in the past
>>218277356I can take the blame for the incelly part because I was talking about the toilfu quite a bit earlier, as I often do
>>218277427would you rather be a woman and see this instead
>>218277451How do they know this
When you think about it tbf the streamer culture right now isn't much different to the olden days of listening to your favourite DJ and texting in with the hopes of getting a shout-out
>>218277451Shouldn't have got sacked then
investing in poo
>>218277462Loads of women on hinge like pretending to enjoy F1 so I don't know why they're complaining about that
>>218277496you've got to exchange quite a lot of info to open up a tradng account, regardless of platform
>>218277509
>>218277510uh NATIONAL INSURANCE EMPLOYER'S CONTRIBUTION mean anything to you?Herr Starmer has made being employed more expensive for companies ergo I'm more of a burden.He's such a fucking mong I hate him I hate him I hate him.
>>218277519How would they specifically know you've lost your job though? Are they checking that in real time? Sounds mental
>>218277535well yeah they're linked to HMRC and HMRC finds out immediatelyIt's all one big circle You call up HMRC right now and they'll be able to tell you the exact amount you'll owe them in CGT this year.
hope theres a civil war in America soon and it all implodes and the country collapses so I never have to read a yank post ever again
>>218277519Any financial stuff you've pretty much got to upload your dna, your poo diary, your log of thoughts for the past 90 days and send a mould of your penis these days
wish i lived in the american south in the 1850s
>>218277559civil war between who? democrats are all spineless anti-gun cowards. the army and repubs have all the guns.
>>218277451mad how they don't have rules like this for gambling where you actually do just lose the money forever
In bed. Farting.
>>218277597The browns
Watch outThere's niggers about!
>>218277451
Having negative thoughts about the government
>>218277518Women adore F1, it's what replaced boy bandsThey love thirsting over the drivers and wishing ill on their girlfriendsIf I had to picture a typical F1 fan in 2026 it would be an early twenties white woman who wears glasses and is overweight
I always mess up in teams chatI’ll just stay quiet Idiot
>>218277597*between whom
>>218277709Why thoughI know there was that Netflix thing but it's ultimately a deeply autistic hobby
>>218277711i learned this early and set myself the rule that i shall not speak unless directly spoken to
>>218277756women are a hivemindthe netflix thing is literally it
well the gay porn video is still up
>threads about the UK full of foreigners seething with no UK posters even in the threadBizarre behaviour
>>218277777um
im an ummybearyes im an ummybear~
>>218277772no it has been a thing since before that came out
>>218277518Saw tonnes of women on hinge mentioning they love F1, it's only because they watched drive to survive and like all F1 fans, prefer the driver drama to the actual racing which is fucking boring.
>>218277780Nudge unit
>>218277797Not really
>>218277789^.^ xx
>>218277756blame this little homothey're all in love with him
>>218277780we're all meant to be at work
>>218277816prove it
>>218277756crystal cafe broken?
>>218277832Is that Richard Hammond
>>218277860richard hammond if he eat snails
dont make a new. just let /brit/ die. its over
rorke on the jeremy kyle show
>>218277900>>218277900
>>218277851Series 4 which came out in 2022 of Drive to Survive was the most popular
I'm off the dating apps, felt like all women on there expected you to have cookie cutter hobbies like traveling or hiking, loads of them laughed at my hobbies and some straight up called them weird.Not good for the mental
>>218277904thanks for confirming women liked it before the show
>>218277913I'm sorry they didn't appreciate your hoi4 bulgaria world conquest lad x
Right well I must be offGot some stuff to do with the Mrs you see Might mindrape you incels again later. Might not lol x
>>218277971Going to B&M with the carer?
>>218277924That wasn't the argument
>>218277971don't know who you are sorry
Um x
>>218278026I accept your concession.
