So here we all are then
Yet again
Another /brit/

fucking hate women so much
not all of them though some of them are nice
butstill

just gave way to a fart that painted my ring piece

Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr Poo Seal!

got such a massive scar from my elective surgery
fuck sake lads
as big as my erect cock

How many indians/pakis did you see yesterday?

Zeidy got clean and we're all still here
He won

>>218277968
laparoscopic surgery was it

>>218277987
None, I don’t go outside, you see

reckon gay fellas get stiffys when they poo?

Might take a break from the discourse

>>218277988
Lie on

>>218278006
no normal open cut
wasn't offered that

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mental how all of danny devito's kids were normal sized but all of warwick davis's kids were midges

>>218277988
he hanged himself lad

>>218277988
He's even more pathetic than before

>>218278060
Still better off

>>218277968
scarmogs me

I work at McLaren (car company) but it is same building as the F1 team
The entire marketing and general business administration of the Formula 1 team is staffed by 20something women now
They are all extremely competent to the point of being corporate nazis, but they are only there because they lust for the drivers, they discuss what the drivers get up to privately all the time and get exited when they are 'in the building'
They then proceed to post selfies of themselves on linkedin in front of the trophies as if they won them as much as the race team did
They then get extremely pissy if we, as the automotive division of McLaren, dare to even attempt to leverage some of that racing success into our commercial strategy and treat it as if it is their IP

>>218278061
How? Ive been away so missed loads

What are some nice low calorie breakfasts and snacks?
This calorie counting lark is very eye opening, my usual 2 buttered toast and a cup of tea is 440 calories
20g of Lurpak is 120 odd calories
No wonder I got so fat

>>218278010
But you did look in the mirror

Can see several Pakis right now

>>218278072
Bizarre larp

fancying a wank but toilberg would probably not like it

nan's colostomy bag for lunch

>>218278076
He lurks til we move to an early new then spams his ritual posts in the old when no one is looking so he won't get reported lol
Also he randomly shows up to cuck post but less frequently
He's done serious psychological damage to himself and will never be the same

/epl/ on an absolute madone

>>218278092
Whiter than you’ll ever be

>>218278121
>He lurks til we move to an early new then spams his ritual posts in the old when no one is looking so he won't get reported lol
Scream
So bizarre

>>218277987
too many

hate postgres so much

>>218278087
coffee, apple

try to get good marks at uni
>fail
try to get scholarship for phd
>fail
try to get a gf or anything
>fail
try to not be ugly loser freak
>fail
ffs lads what's the point i try hard and i still have fuck all

>>218278225
Have you tried trying easy?

go on love, show us your minge

>>218278225
Honestly mate the answer is to stop caring, it's difficult I know, my life has been shit too, but I think that's the only way to cope.

Just saw four squirrels in what I can only assume was an orgy

>>218278225
There is no point mate
Sorry

You met me at a very unemployed time in my life

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>>218278233

we need to get stronger

>>218278225
how'd you fail at uni and still land a phd spot?

>>218278087
overnight oats with fruit and whey protein

>>218278257
i try lad but it's so depressing having nothing
achieving nothing
not even warm embrace of a woman let alone any kind of real success

>>218278280
okay tim

>>218278087
Porridge, put some cocoa powder in for flavour along with frozen fruit
>>218278309
Overnight oats are fucking vile
>>218278310

>>218278307
getting on phd only needs like 65 as a grade
getting funding is much harder
my peers gettiing mid 70s and shit easily
me struggle to even get close

>>218278310
Don't compare yourself to others, and having a gf is nice but not everything.

>>218278329
fair enough at least you didn't quit

>>218278283
for u da chase is ova mon

>>218278352
>a gf is nice but not everything.
yeh but it is though. love and affection is probably the most important thing for a human. everything else is secondary (aside from shit like food, water, and air)

>>218278283
scrgmgsin

>>218278352
kinda is everything though isn't it lol
cold bed cold life
alone every day
everyone else in couples just me against the world
and i fail at that as you seen
>>218278370
i should and probably will be forced to if i cant get funding. no chance of a career with my low grades

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that's them told

having a gnostic poo

>>218278087
Eggs and that
I have weetabix for brekkie its not mega low calories but 200 or so if you're a skimmed milk weirdo like me
Make a huge chicken salad lots of herbs and spices and black pepper, maybe a little bit of bacon and keep it in the fridge. Have it as a snack, in a wrap or as a side over the next few days.
Just eat as much chicken and veg and eggs as you can handle and you'll gradually stop being hungry so much.

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Well, Rorke?

Corporate droning is absolutely abhorrent, I'm so fucking finished with this bullshit

>>218278398
I disagree, the most important thing is to work out why we are here, not benis in bagina.
>>218278414
That's just you being a moping cunt, do you think any woman would want to date a bloke with attitudes like yours?

>>218278421
can't win here they could easily send her flying but that's just bullying a retard

>why we are here
Literally to shag, that's literally it

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One question go settle everything, go shake di man hand

What she really wants is a man who hates himself and everything else in the world, and moans about it constantly.

>>218278425
The toilet was created by the demiurge

>In 2019, Jones received mixed reception for a joke she made on The Last Leg in which she said that as a 16-year-old, environmental activist Greta Thunberg should only be concerned with "drinking Lambrini and getting fingered."

>>218278442
well most people aren't incel copelords like you and think partnering up and sharing a life with someone they love is more important than seeking answers to a question you cant answer

>>218278442
dont tell women this and i have put myself out there loads
written books
had wide variety of jobs etc
just fail at everything
achieved absolutely nothing except surviving

>>218278481
>Lambrini
alri millenial

>>218278468
the dark destroyer is one of the good ones, i like him

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>>218278486
Join me mate, take the incel copelord pill and you'll stop fucking moaning and being pathetic.

Just took a massive shit.
Need to venture out to get some mixer for the gf, she demands it you see.

leftypol putting in a disability benefits claim for "long covid"

>>218278486
grow up mate

>>218278507
Seen him in person and he was charging for selfies

>>218278502
What books?

>>218278474
But what if you adore her so much that everything else seems like shit in comparison? Ever thought of that?

in 20 years cities will probably make it illegal to drive within their limits and those without a self driving car have to park outside it

>>218278328
What a faggot u are

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>>218278468
Reminder:
https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/06/which-chaser-on-the-chase-has-the-highest-iq-15556318/
>We know three of ITV’s Chasers – Mark Labbett, Anne Hegerty, and Shaun Wallace – had their IQs tested publicly.
>Mark came out on top with an IQ of 151, much to his delight.
>Meanwhile, Anne scored 137 on her test, also very high, and Shaun got 96, which is considered an average IQ score.

>>218278549
Then you're a saddo and should end yourself

>>218278540
poetry book
film script
some naff fiction
sent to publishers/agents/magazines/producers no one want shit most ignored few said no generic rejection i have no ability

>>218278481
What's wrong with that

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um

>>218278536
based, I would too. It's a job

>>218278507
You have the chase over there

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>>218278468

>>218278571
>poetry book
If it was free verse then you deserve your fate

>>218278564
to be fair you don't need a high iq to remember trivia.

everybody i knew from school and college are materially, mentally and physically worse off after being in multiple relationships over the years. The cope is thinking a biological urge cannot be overcome with your mind. Women literally ruin mens lives and are very dangerous and unstable people.

>>218278513
i dont need to cope. im already sharing my life with someone i love.
that is obviously far more rewarding than what you're doing.

>>218278589
yea, we have a lot of british stuff. Grew up watching stuff like the buzzcocks and distraction

>>218278481
>Rosie Jones..as a 16-year-old...drinking Lambrini and getting fingered
An interesting visual

>>218278609
Just say youre in your early 20s zoomer

Wish I was good at something

>>218278589
It's legitimately the most popular show in this country
The only thing that gets more regular viewers is the 6pm news

Just registered a limited company lads

Quit my job end of last year. £40k in the bank. Should last me a year at least.

>>218278608
you must be extremely happy that you never have to worry about any of that your entire life then

multiple autists in here obsessed with the chase

>>218278565
True but I would appreciate a gf who thinks of me like that
Or it would be a nightmare idk

>>218278648
How about shutting up

>>218278660
the chase of fanny

>>218278638
strange response

>>218278656
grow up mate youre not funny

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why is incest so popular in porn

>>218278669
No I'm not good at that HAHA

>>218278660
It's just the singular bradleyposter

>>218278595
haha wrote two actually one free verse one regularly metered
>>218278608
utterly bizarre post

>>218278481
>mixed reception
Not during the show I imagine since people politely clap and politely laugh at every terrible joke she slowly gets out

>>218278651
What is the nature of your business

>>218278687
You just reek of zoomer. Only children and teenagers talk about love

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/brit/ - American Culture

>>218278689
you're going to be a sad lonely incel your entire life

>>218278713
bricklaying

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would have uppercutted her across the studio then pinned her down and raped her on the telly if she tried to make fun of me on tv

>>218278714
what does a miserable bitter virgin know about love?

>>218278713
Gay Porn Limited

>>218278713
Shan't say as it would be doxxable information.

But it's a B2B SaaS thing in a niche area that I've worked in for a decade.

>>218278720
thats you done, you often make a fool of yourself in these threads. starting to notice a pattern here, adding to the dollhouse roster

>>218278713
jigalo

>>218278696
Look who owns porn

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Who was in the wrong here?

>BBC news shoves literally who's death on the front page
>Man admits knife attack on soldier near barracks
>Uh let's put that in the corner

>>218278742
I briefly tried an Anneposting gimmick a while ago but couldn't be bothered with it. The idea's there if someone wants it

>>218278753
schizo incel freak

>>218278745
You'll grow up eventually and understand love is a meme now and long dead in modern relationships

>>218278564
96 is exceptionally high, for an african

>>218278771
this taught me never to trust women

>>218278779
if that helps you cope with being a wretched incel your entire life, then crack on fella

>Storm Goretti 'weather bomb' to hit UK
its over

Investing in Gay Porn Limited

>>218278773
Protesting against ICE is every Brit's patriotic duty, Rorke

summer heights high > angry boys > j'amie private school girl > we can be heroes

>>218278771
The bloke. Was very rare on that show that a woman would pick split. He should have known what avaricious snakes they are.

Just spaffed to a girl wearing a union jack dress

We're in the North West and she just referred to Newcastle as 'up there'. Not even technically wrong but come on love

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New Jackass, lads.

Excited personally.

>>218278608
All the people I keep in touch with from school, mid-30s lads like me, are happily married with their first wives. Every last one in our circle of friends, except me and a guy who became a Catholic priest.

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>>218278806
I FEEL LIKE A SQUASHED NIGGA

>>218278765
I rent porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8LM9NDGxk

>>218278825
screaming this is me except i didn't really keep in touch with anyone
i'm out here all alone the massive incel

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>>218278773
??

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erotic AI chatbots are pure soul and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Just been arrested by ICE outside Ipswich Tesco

>>218278881
what's this from

>>218278771
I used to think for ages about how I'd handle a split or steal final and I settled on what I believe to be the best strategy:
Tell them you're going to steal, if they steal too, I'm happy knowing I wasn't fucked over by some greedy cunt, but if they split I will give them half the money.
This way I don't have to feel bitter about being betrayed, and the choice is ultimately theirs.

>>218278881
saddest post in years

>>218278824
They're in their 50s
>I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is not returning library books on time

>>218278858
yeah, gay porn

>>218278877
ktim people i went to school with had a reunion at christmas but I just didnt go

if a woman wanted to suck my willy i'd be like no thanks let's just talk

>>218278880
Two stories about Welshmen

>>218278899
East Anglia mentioned

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>>218278880
Some of us aren't phone posting

>>218278912
Nah, Knoxville still did some brutal stuff in the last one a couple years ago.

Steve-o's gone a little soft without drugs pumping him up.

>>218278906
you didn't think for ages about that you're just copying what literally happened on the show once

>>218278916
how do you even know that
i'm not even in the know enough to know if there have been reunions

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what if god wasn't even bright and reality was generated by an AI he used that was designed and programmed by someone else

>>218278904
Looks like SillyTavern.

>>218278799
Youre the paki woman from camden that spams about rorke everyday arent you lmao

Oh is it lightly snowing in London is it is it really mate

>>218278949
oh yeah looks brilliant that

>>218278958
>the atheist tries metaphysics for the first time
ngmi

>>218278775
Anon... Have any more ideas rattling around that brain or just the idea to bank?

>>218278931
>3 US & Canada articles on the front page
Shut that shite down it's the BBC not ABC

Oh is the M25 gridlocked
Is the tube cancelled
Are the darkies cold

any hacker man in?

>>218278967
um
how did you know :/

>>218279002
not a clue what the australian broadcasting corporation has to do with this

>>218278947
a girl I went to school with sent me a nice message on facebook asking how I was and said that people were getting together over christmas but I just read it and didnt reply

watching australian sky news

>>218279023
stands for African Bum Cleaner actually

sky news is called ground news in australia presumably because it's upside down

>>218279015
spacker is the best we can do

>>218278997
Good post kek
It would've been something like "Who here thinks Rudyard Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes?" accompanied by a unhappy-looking Anne
Think I did two posts and nobody got it so I gave up on the whole thing

>>218278967
i think you need a break from 4chan mate. its clearly not doing you any good

>>218278949
Why are they all covered in poo and eating poo then

>>218278987
Mogs my incel lair

>>218279032
>having girls from school messaging you
fUCK
oFF
lITERAl
cHAD
couldn't even get em to message me at school yet alone after

porn featuring flat chested women is banned in australia for simulating child porn

Whatever happened to the chaps from Dirty Sanchez?

>>218279083
those women should grow some boobies

>>218278880
isn't that gabby logan's dad

Only have one friend from school and I haven't seen her since before covid
Half my form could've died and I wouldn't know

>>218279072
Thats you done

any spacker man in?

england has the SAME population density as INDIA
LMAOOOOO
imagine living in that faggot country lmao

>>218279083
source

>>218279105
>her
piss off normie

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>>218278987
Actually yeah

>>218279109
look it up retard im not going to spoonfeed you lil bitch

>>218279095
those were the british ones, right? I remember they had a movie where they went to Japan and one of them cut off the tip of his pinky with a katana and another one ate it

>>218279105
>one friend from school
>her
how do you think she'd feel if she knew you shit post on this incel world

>>218279083
What about small-dicked men

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>>218279015
Is there a problem?

ashley graham from resident evil sex arse

>>218279106
yeh you keep saying that despite that not actually happening.

>>218279144
Can't imagine she'd be impressed or understand at all, nice girl but quite sheltered

Customer segmentation deep dive teamstoil looms

>>218279180
I accept your concession.

>>218279118
he hasn't got any kids though

>>218279177
Original or remake?

>>218279159
bit rude to ask personal questions like that

>>218279168
kino show

>>218279118
indians are below replacement level
once again this bald homo is wrong

The only time people from school messaged me was when I was out of school for 6 months and they were more interested in which rumour was true, rather than if I was okay or coming back

This country is just too fucking small. Maybe if the population was 10 million or so it would be bearable. America mogs us

>>218279177
Can't believe they covered up her cute sticky out ears in the remaster

>>218279180
this whole thread youve been wigging out like a histrionic paki woman calling everyone an incel. You've been done

>>218279201
a faint ray of light in your otherwise grey miserable incel life. enjoy x

literally dont think a girl from school has messaged me in over 14 years (i.e. since i left school) and they barely did then

billy connolly really is painfully unfunny

>>218279232
the schizo genuinely thinks there are brown women posting in this thread

>>218279226
Britain cries out for lebensraum

>>218279232
just calling a spade a spade quite frankly

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I left school after my GCSEs, went to a sixth form college, made new friends, and my best mate and I at the time thought it'd be hilarious if we liked the 'Niggers' group on facebook so it said
>'Anon likes niggers'
It was hilarious, but someone from my old school who I had as a friend and never even spoke to angrily messaged me saying it was racist and I can't do that.

what is happening bros

>2026 is expected to see the start of a long term British trend of deaths outnumbering births.

https://news.sky.com/story/turning-point-with-uks-falling-birth-rate-may-mean-less-workers-and-higher-taxes-13491044

>>218279290
but leftypol said all the 3rd worlders migrating here would stop this?

>>218279290
war init

>>218279290
rorke refuses to have sex because girls are icky

>>218279290
Right that's it, get them housed NOW

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edward longshanks conquered Wales. Welsh guerrillas took to the hills. He then promised them that he would name a prince of Wales that was born in Wales and spoke not a word of English. The guerrilla campaign came to an end and the English were able to consolidate their position and supplies. He then named his son Edward II that was born at Caernarfon castle during the campaign. Since then the Prince of Wales has always been an English man. And now we have this fucking freak. Stop the humiliation pls

>>218279290
WW3

>>218279290
IMPORT MORE DARKIES

>>218279288
Chortling

>>218279316
they effectively do
the births just happen abroad and we get living breathing adult humans that we don't need to raise or educate
we've outsourced breeding
makes perfect sense for the economy

>>218278414
a boo hoo life is so unfair
misery is me
grow up mate
x

>>218279142
Welsh they were. Nutters.

how common is it to see cops standing about with guns in the UK

i'm 36 which means I'm probably in the latter half of my life

>>218279387
FOY

IT'S WAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

>>218279288
why would it be racist to like them folks
(not that I do)
woke gone mad

>>218279387
foy

>>218279365
>we've outsourced breeding
Certainly you have you total virge

>>218279387
only ever saw them at the airport

>>218279387
You see them in airports, maybe the odd railway station, not sure if I've seen them outside that, maybe in London because it's a shithole.

>>218279387
getting more common every year. you can probably guess the reason why

>>218279402
>>218279416
inshallah you will be a US vassal soon

>>218279350
oh shut up

>>218279387
See it quite a lot now at Christmas markets for some reason

>>218279365
>that we don't need to raise or educate
Just pay their pensions eh

Mackenzie FOY

>>218279290
THINGS
CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>218279387
Unlikely unless you live near gang activity then you might see armed police arresting them or if there has recently been a terror attack you see them on the street. Or if you go to 10 Downing Street there is armed officers there too

need to outsource wanking to get my productivity up

>>218279365
Well I'm sure this will have no effects on the so-called British values that change to suit leftypols views

>>218279393
I'm 33 in a few weeks, my grandmother is 100, the idea of potentially living another 67 years is horrifying. When I was younger I wanted to live forever but I changed my mind as I got older.

Hardly anyone says pillock, or sod off, or bellend, or wazzock, or twit these days

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>six days off work
>don't have anything to do

>>218279466
we'd have abolished the stage pension before most of them retire

>>218279488
could wank the willy

>>218279488
get the willy wanked

had 2 socks on earlier but only got one on now and dont know where the other one has gone lol

>>218279464
*sigh*

>>218279488
vile hog

>>218279485
32 here and I'm knackered just doing normal things. I keep active as well, I work out. Cannot fathom how tired old codgers must be

I think I will start roiding when I get into my 40s, thus alleviating any tiredness and also assuring that I will die long before I have to worry about being 80+ years old

Just seen a black fella's william on outer /int/

>>218279488
Bet her whole body wobbles when she farts

need a poo but i shall hold it til later

>>218279487
because you've learned to just stay home

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We at /brit/ wish a happy 91st birthday to The King. Mr Elvis Presley.

>>218279485
My grandad died at 56. Hope I'm that lucky.

sausages for lunch

33 this year
Salary £43k
Getting overtaken by people younger than me left right and centre
In the mud aren't I

>>218279552
Sod off you wazzock

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>>218279514
>>218279520
Had two already
>>218279532
Gay

>>218279521
scream

listened to my niece and nephew try to explain 6-7 to my mum for about 15 minutes today

>>218279539
I'm in the best shape of my life but can sleep for 10 hours these days and look forward to sleep. Might book myself into a care home, sounds comfy and I can shit my pants and get jannies to clean it up.

Willy Wanker and the Spunk Factory

>>218279487
When Stacey debuted on EastEnders in the late 2000s they established her as a bit of a tearaway by having her call a man on a train a 'big fat bozo'

>>218279571
revolting

>we've outsourced breeding

what a time to be alove
modern britain

>>218279580
>>218279539
Reckon your diets might not be working for you

>>218277968
You got a vasectomy lad?

>>218279487
Americanisation due to their media, each generation becomes more American.

>>218279566
many you thinking?

I always make too many and end up too full. Have started a policy of cooking them all at once but then deciding once they are all cooked how many I will eat and then putting the remainder in the fridge to eat later. This way I feel less obliged to eat too many. If I only cook the amount I intend to eat then I'm forced to eat all of those.

>>218279554
oppa gangnam style

just finished the star wars Andor show

jewish niggas

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>poetry book

>>218279599
I eat well, it's just 'pression I think, if my life awake is shit then I'd rather be asleep.

>>218279608
5, bought a pack of ten, had five a few days ago

Toilberg's just discovered Grok
Don't see this ending well

>>218279615
heard many, many, MANY people say it's really good and worth watching and that it's not even anything to do with Star Wars really it's just a good show in its own right

and? I haven't watched it. Have severe soy wars fatigue.

>>218278072
I'm glad that Norris won this year instead of that fucking D*tchman

I would have accepted a Piastri championship although obviously I prefer a Brit winning

>>218279593
virthing and raising children in a high cost of living country is very inefficient when you canget adults from abroad from free

if we don't do it others will and growthmog us

>>218279668
*birthing
*for free

@grok remove this employee's clothes

leaving all the dishes in the sink. I'll really enjoy doing them later before bed yeah a nice little treat for myself there

>>218279293
>>218279293
>>218279293

>If we don't import the browns they'll go to other countries instead
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

right well that's not a new thread is it

Typical cloggers post

Don't know why I keep coming on the internet it hasn't been good since the coalition

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>russia evacuates their citizens from israel
what could this mean lads?

>>218274055
>>218274055
>>218274055

>>218279788
need them on the frontline

>>218279810
no, it means israel is getting bombed soon

>>218279788
nothing

>>218279788
sure it's nothing. just standard procedure. carry on with your day.

>>218196184
>>218196184
>>218196184

fucked that iran had to drag us into this shite at the last second even though were innocent and did nothing wrong

None of these are the new

>>218279888
>>218279888
>>218279888
THE REAL NEW

>>218279647
Norris isn’t British his mum is Belgian