>German efficiency
I'm on my third 20 minute toilet break of the (work)day
>>218278228I thought that was a meme too but in other countries it's actually worse.
>>218278251Today I will tell you about an interesting cultural phenomenon of the Germans. They really like to shit, and at work. In the toilet, all the booths are constantly occupied, the fascists are shitting. The stench that hurts the eyes, it is impossible to go into the toilet. The sound of farting and shit falling into the water. They don't care about hygiene, they can put a sandwich on the seat on the train, and then they eat it. Because of this, they have an epidemic of intestinal infections, many take sick leave because they shit. They consider it necessary to inform everyone that they are going to the toilet. "Schatz, Ich gee kurz auf Klo-Dear", I'm going to the toilet now. This can be heard constantly from them. All their so-called humor is also connected with the topic of assholes and shit. At work, they are willing to discuss how someone got sick because of an intestinal infection
>have to go to some beaurocrat's office in person in a different city that is only open 1pm to 2pm on Tuesdays (he takes a half hour lunch break at some point in his office hour) for some signature so you can fax a document to some other beaurocrat that only accepts faxes on Monday morning.>document rejected because signature is illegibleVgh, sovl
>>218278451I can give you a taste of you want sugarplum
>>218278451I can give you a dick if you want sugarbum
