sweet anita edition
Now THIS is the new
just carried 24 cans of Pepsi max out of Tesco and loads of people were looking at me for some reason maybe I look more sexy than usual today
pensioners in this country truly fuck me off like no otheranything talking about another age group getting something and they want it tooentitled fucking CRETINS
>>218279888Clearly a fat hog
Heard a gov/ army cyber sec recruitment segment aimed at gamers on the radio lol
>>218279946She's a little chunky but not bad
I turn 35 this year
>Multiple /pol/ threads and literal interracial porn threads on outer /int/Ah yes, the jannoix
>>218279888>>218279970mad how she's half-black
>>218279970She's wearing a titanium corset welded like a diving bell
mmm peng mystery meat lady
Genuinely what's a nigga got to do to get a gf?
love lotr and mtg me
On another comedown lads, keep ringing 999 but they won’t do a fucking thing to help me
>>218280010Well you could stop using that racist language for a start. It's very offputting for ladies.
>>218279990need them ALL on standby to delete early /brit/ news
>>218280010ask a girl out
>>218280028Shiiiiiiiieet Ok then what?
>>218279970she's loads fatter now
>>218280053lush and i mean lush
>>218280031mad how we have more traffic and janitorial staff than most boards but we still don't get one
Might just go and drop the pretense and become monstrous and vile.
>>218280038Fuck that
drinking a 75p boosttastes like battery acid
>>218280053Provide evidence
Heard they're making Pikachu black next
>>218280010it's literally just luckthere isn't any formula you just need to increase your chances however that may be
why the fuck does football have to be so late why can’t they kick off at like 6 or 6:30
>>218280068have a girl ask you out
just opened my battery acid package and its full of boost wtf
>>218280071energy levels restored
>>218280071you are poor in real life
>>218280088fr dunno how these guys hav ethe enrgy to watch it
>>218280115ktim
>>218280023What do we smell like to other races, I've always wonderedBlack people and Indians all have a very distinctive smell, surely we must be the same to them
>>218280088good post i can only watch the first half of 8pm games then im off to bed
>>218280144milk and salty coins
>>218279593it goes to show how little human quality of life factors into the value of what they present as pro-social spending, if they ultimately prefer to source the population from places without the nominal price tagtime was, outlays on the NHS, pensions, schools etc were expected to create a self-sustaining population with better health and opportunities
unreal how fucking stupid women aremy chudcel rage is reaching uncfathomable levels
danger to life warning for this weather bomb lads be careful in your incel caves
Only got the thermostat set to 15 because I'm tight and broke
>>218280215NEED to get snowed in
>>218280198going to punch the wall of your smelly bedroom are we
>>218280233I could loosen you up
might get some cans in and weather the storm
snärtgung upplagan
>>218280243no i'm going to lift some incel weights in my incel home gyn to calm down
quite catlike aren't theyjust causing issues for the sake of it then freak out when scoldedhmmappears so
honestly not sure what gabagool is even now
>>218280288pokemons
>>218280256Dayyymm white boy breaking it down
'ges on the plate
Got banned for a "troll post" because I said society would be better if we executed benefit scroungers, forgetting of course what all the mods and jannies here do for a living.I apologise for my oversight and would like to say that with everyone's help and support, I will strive to become a better person.Thank you
lads i tried out Discord but everyone is too intense about what they like. You mention some character from Doctor Who and there will be some nigga crying their eyes out and spamming the chatroom about how they will literally die for them and they "ship" them to be gay
>>218280256can't believe he still makes these videos like 3 years later
>>218280341Gen A platform
>>218280215>I dont have alcohol for forever rn (or heating) and I dont want to sit there shivering for you all it's over
>>218280341I'm on some fetish discord servers and there's far too many people there who wallow in self-pity.Just mtfu, you've got agency to fix your shitty problems
bizarre how chatgpt tells blatant lies when it doesn't know the answer to a question
>>218279970cor>>218280053coooooorrrrr
>>218280350you cant believe someone does something easy that makes him millions every year? you're an imbecile
never used discord as i'm scared people will dislike my voice x
>>218280339...more than three days ago, right? *eyes report button*
>>218280363ask it if there's a seahorse emoji
>>218280395he gets barely any views so he can't be making very much
>>218280363it learned this from people
>>218280363I do this unprompted.
>>218280363chatgpt can't "know" what the truth is in the first place
>>218280413Same.made a discord some people from /soc/ on there hoping to make friends but after about 5 messages they all realised im a freak and ghosted or blocked me
a LOT of blood when l wipe my arse
>>218280360>and there's far too many people there who wallow in self-pity. But enough about /brit/
>>218280459scream
>>218279888she's plumped up hasn't she
why was that little asian boy called nigga higga
my foot hurts for literally no fucking reason
/brit/ is my Discord
>>218280510{heart emoji}
>>218280455I asked it to give the summary of a book I read. It made up a completely different story and summarized it. I said "that's not what happens in the book". It responded by saying there are no available summaries online so it can't know. If I hadn't read the book I wouldn't know it was lying.
>>218279888chebs
JUNO SEX ARSE
>>218280475:)
rorke going around in pity for himself and all the while a great wind carries him across the sky
>>218280536Stupid makeup
>>218280536LOVE the anne frank look on women
Nice for working
>>218280538sex with martians
Do you guys know your blood group? The GP doesn't have mine
>>218280023>Mutts smell better than any average white personOther than trannies/lefties I guess
>>218279996Her kids will be fully white
>>218280593only monster energy ultra running through these vains
Blood when wiping your bum, especially if it's bright red, usually indicates issues near the anus like piles (haemorrhoids) or an anal fissure (small tear), common causes being constipation or straining, but it's crucial to see a doctor to rule out more serious conditions like IBD or cancer, even if it seems minor. Darker, sticky blood suggests bleeding higher up in the digestive system and needs urgent attention
>>218280502who tf is that guy?
>>218280607Femboy?
>How about all that in America, mental aren't they?>Ha ha yeah mental>World's gone bloody mad hasn't it? I mean why can't people just shut up and get along, eh?>Yeah that'd be good haha
do you ever see other girls and think "i could be fucking THEM" instead of your gf?
arseberg deciding to do a sloppy poo shortly after i showered ffs
>>2182806514x nicer for you my lad
>>218280286Um, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEB8HgRy2x4
bizarre how the older women get, the worse they get in every regard. you would think that now they are old and have no market value they would become more realistic and kinder. but somehow they become even cuntier and more demanding and think they are worth more.
>>218280649Remember being at Prague Airport and seeing a couple of Deanos walk past with their tall blonde gfs and feeling bad about my short brunette gf who was fit and I lovedMy own fault really
>>218280605>Googles Sweet Anita>age 35I guess they'll be retarded as well, if she's not a lesbian she's throwing her life away at this point
>>218280722wonder why that is
>>218280536women will dress and act like this but you're a bad man if you look at their tits
it is a little bit chilly isn't it lads
>>218280649No because I don't have a gf and don't delude myself into thinking if I did that any other woman would want me
does anyone have that webm
owari da mambo
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
might get into anime
Actually need women out of business
haven't wanked since the 18th of December having spent the entire festive season at my parents' placethe sesh is about to commenceplease put your protective gear on and move out of the coom zone
>>218280787seething incel chud
>>218280756When we're dead it don't matter anyway, besides women can be a huge pain in the ass
>>218280772
the year of the chud is off to a great start
>>218280823>have some of that mate
>>218280752don't think she minds
>>218280823
>>218280786cool
need bradleyposters out of business pronto
maimy i think tonight
>>218280858
>>218280844total chud victory
>the (multiple) bradleyposters
>>218280863she get her tits out yet?
>>218280844Why didnt she just get out the vehicle?
>>218280879the bradley palette as it were
What to play on the steam deck then lads
All I'm really asking for is a comfy WFH job and a nice 6.5/10 gf
ayo where the white women at
>>218280893um, because she is the good guy and ICE are the bad guys? do you think hermione granger would get off her broomstick just because voldemort told her? she was like the avengers fighting thanos
finished early again wahey
>>218280920with your willy
why do American police dress like special forces
For me, it’s a slice of turrón and a cup of coffee x
>>218280926not here lad
fucking miss smoking weed so much but my new job does drug tests all the time so i cant life so boring
*takes my chevy to the levee*
>>218280982DUDE LMAO!
>>218279888Why is it against the rules to apologize
>>218280986it's dry lad
Can't keep up with whether defying law enforcement is good or bad
>>218280982Bro! You 420 friendly? Dude weed!
>>218280946they're not police, they're untrained jackboots hired to cause chaos
>>218281002Generally bad if they have the means to kill you for doing so.
might smoke some weed, don't want to really, but I can
when did black music switch from this to“Bang bang I shoot u in yo shit nigga and fuck yo bitch nigga”
need governor Carney to get Maduro'd
>>21828103290s
>>218281032About 1988
>>218281000suppose this will be the day that I die then won't it
>>218281046Why did black people allow it? If they had been listening to nice music for decades surely they would’ve pushed back against the gangster rap
>>218281027ktim but I love smoking the loud
>>218281055who knows*takes a sip from my whiskey and rye*
>>218279980You ARE reaching your life goals, right lad?
ok greekmong
>>218281032NWA
>For centuries, Westerners have been asking themselves why some Asians are the size they are. According to recovered Ming dynasty diaries, the first question white women asked after stepping foot in China in the 14th century was, “Oh my God, how do they eat so much rice but stay so small?”>A translator communicated the answer to them: “They’re not small. You’re actually huge.” But sadly this knowledge was forgotten from the Western historical record.
70s black lads, now they were some cool blackies
>>218281032when they started letting them be themselves
this Indian flag is giving brazil poster a run for his money with his useless posts
>Zooey DeschanelWhat a woman !
>>218281085don't get thisthey're still small even if whites are tallerthey're smaller than red indians and africans as well
Quite insane to think insects used to be human sized
>>218281112zooey deschanel lookalike cocaine addict
Scrollmongs love their scrolling
>>218281063cia deepstate gangsters
>>218281109umwhat indian flag
>>218281112liked her blonde in elf and the 'sier
yes i cried at this movie multiple times so what?
>>218281137pscianftim
the boomer men are mass importing muslims because their wives are making their lives miserable and they want sharia law to put women back in their place
xbox conference on the 22nd, fable gameplay confirmed
>>218281112She's a woke
>>218281152Seen clips of it but never watched it
>>218281172corr can't wait to impress the ladies with my farting prowess
Can just imagine starmer giving the green light to a maduro style "abduction" to some dictator and it taking 5 years to plan. Need to be discussed in parliament, newspapers showing a full rundown on what would happen and then when it happens instead of 20helicopters and missile strikes its 6 guys (3 of them women for diversity sake) turning up in electric vehicles and immediately getting eviscerated
video games are the only thing that millenials and zoomers have to emulate the 'call to adventure' their generations have been denied
Reckon the downfall of Zooey's career matches up with the rise of woke, can't really explain it but I'm right
>>218281172Been so long it's hard for me to care anymorePlus they've most certainly removed the people calling you arse shagger
>>218281200better not quit your day job mate
>>218281197that's something you can actually do in real life, why wait for a videogame?
>>218281200Got to get the environmental impact study done, Rorke
Forza Horizon 6 gameplay too, set in Japan :o
gotta have a Jamaican if you’re going to chase the funding.Elf and safety, init?
>>218280066Sounds like a plan
RED ALERT! This is not a drill! Take cover!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9KR3mYkUo
i think there needs to be greater persecution of incels
>>218281200in fairness our last regime change op (libya) went a damnsight better than that shitshow trump just didwe also didn't get our friends in charge but at least gaddafi's regime actually fell
>>218281288>GorettiNew STD unlocked
>>218281288who cares if it hits that shithole
>>218281032When the CIA funded gangsta rap
>>218281268More of a Forza Motorsport fan myself
pooey deschannel
>>218281268forza horizon 3 is the only one worth playing
>>218281290no such thing as an incel in a society where prostitution exists. only volcels
>>218281316methey'll be non stop whining about being blown over and breaking the other one
>>218281326it's shit, probably the worst one
think i might have made a mistake getting surgery on my groin
>>218281298A bunch of militia groups sodomising Gaddafi and plunging the country into a 15 year civil war? Aye very well executed
My R*rke pass expired so i can't post about him anymore
BREAKING: Wales legend Terry Yorath dies aged 75
>>218281351what surgery did you get?
>>218281351axe wound smelling of poo is it?
Starmer kidnapping a murderous foreign dictator and putting him up in a council house across from a primary school
Rorke doing a madness
surgery done on a grapeMADNESS!
>>218281356a disaster sure but still an event worthy of being recorded in history booksas opposed to the regime change op that... did not change the regimejust a dismal pathetic fizzle, all smoke and no fire just like everything trump ever did
>>218281382no>>218281379had my gron cut open to strengthen it
mad how women get bladder infections all the time because it's so easy for poo to enter their urethras
been playing mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee as i like to call it) for a solid 6 hours straight
>>218280982you a pig or something?
>>218281418Need to ask Diego why God fumbled when designing women's private parts
>>218281445he said on the 'cord he will be posting tomorrow
>>218281418Did you know women can push poop out by pushing into their vaginas?
>>218281437love 3 despite the retardation of some aspects of itlove the total war action of it
>>218281445some grossness needed to counterbalance the loveliness of the thingotherwise it's all we would ever do innit
>Repairman got the green light from landlordwitz>"When can I come round">"Any time this weekend is fine">No responseHe IS going to schedule a specific time, right lads?
>>218281501he could have just made it grosser looking instead of intentionally causing suffering
>>218281503what have you broke you little bastard?
>>218281356>militia groups sodomising GaddafiCouldnt have happened to a nicer bloke
>>218281537Good goy...
>>218281534the floorI have no floor nowhave to jump around on the furniture
Right well that's a dead woman isn't it
>>218281541is she ok?
>>218281541she hitting the kirk omds
>>218281541White woman really do believe they can get away with anything sans consequences don't theyInterfere with the law, try run over an armed officer, why shouldn't I? I'm a white woman after all
>>218281545>The man who funded the Lockerbie bomber. Hated UK and armed and funded rhe IRA is good!Get fucked you taig cunt
>>218281503a classic blunderyou'll be peeking your head out the window all 48 hours now
>>218281503>>"Any time this weekend is fine"why would you say this you fucking mong.
>>218281584presumably because that's when he'll be in
Leader of the rorkes claiming the ICE officer was brutally run over and near death in hospital.
>>218281541>policeman point guns at you and tell you to do something >dont do it>gets shotI realise there often stressful situations but come on its not that hard.
Just pooed out a live chicken
>>218281584Because I expected him to say>Ok I'll come at 10 on Saturday theno algo
>>218281596done her
boots: lickedlibs: owned
>>218281604this. comply or die. simple as.
>>218281492yeah 3 is probably my favourite, very streamlined in terms of gameplay, 2 has the most kino vibes though
>>218281600Toe injuries are serious things.Bob marley died of a toe infection.
Don't think she ran him over as he shot her first you see
>>218281610giving her a name?
>>218281610that's dinner sorted
>GET OUT OF HERE>try to drive away>get shot 4 times point blank in the face
>>218281644Danny Baker fouled him in a charity football match
>>218281670In the video they say "get out of the car" just watch the video
>>218281503if it's genuinely all the same to you, you ask him if he has a time that suits him best, never give a window
drive faster auntie
>>218281702ghoulish
Rorke listening to music about driving his pickup to the county fairLeftypol listening to music about selling drugs and shooting people
>>218281702LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
rorke's idol
MY PLUG IN BABY*plays the riff but keeps going up the scale*
>>218281745Mille bobby brown?
rorke eating steak and potatoes for dinner.leftypol eating synthetic vegan placenta
>>218281702so gorgeous
>>218281568Screaming I bet you believe Saddam had nukes too don't you?
>>218281670americans are fucking evil, there was no need to use a firearm there, in any other country the police would have literally stepped half a foot to the side
Canadian man on a Chinese cartoon forum calling British people Rorke because an American woman was shot trying to defend a Somali criminal
need to get ridiculed by sexy girls with boobs n that
>>218281670she was getting detained not told to leave
>>218281152boring film
>>218281783Youre just sad your hero didnt get to stick a pole up your arse instead? Shame isnt it
>>218281804he did step to the sideand then leaned across her hood so that he could shoot her, causing him to get bumped
The police should just let criminals escape if the criminal wants to
>>218281804https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Chris_Kabahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nahel_Merzouk_riots
>>218281804dont rly want to defend the police because they are trigger happy jarheads but if you are being detained and accelerate with one in front of you, then you probably get what is coming to you. you can say she was going slow but i think the ice played a part in reducing the traction and wouldn't have cared if she did run the mong over
far too much talking in /gif/ threads. regardless of the topic
>>218281849how did she do that then
>>218281849Is she the mental one who always says she has cancer and other stuff?
>>218281804yh but jameela jamil accidentally orgasmed while djing in front of 6,000 farmers
Right well I'm going to need that headline explaining to me please
supporting a white woman being shot in the head leaving her son an orphan to own the libs
>>218281858>Ignoring the actual bad onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes
>>218281906Isnt she a lesbian?
>>218281882who goes to gif for a chat lol
its very clear that as long as there are lefty white women in the streets that federal law enfrocement is in extra danger. ICE needs to be given surplus military equipment from the US military in order to protect themselves from white left women
rorke unloading an assault rifle into a toddler for stealing grapes
>>218281920was*
>>218281912That is bad (but in fairness why are brazilians so swarthy) it doesnt involve a car and ramming the police
>>218281930fafo kid
Driving across a continent to confront the police in defence of Somalian fraudsters and leaving your children orphaned to own the orange man
>>218281906she literally took a bullet for somalis my guy
>>218281921exactly
How do I darken my hair naturallyHate being ginger
women should not be held accountable for their actions that is simply not fair let them exist in their fantasy bubble
>>218281906leftists are not white
bit yankish in here right now
>>218281920she was married twice and was dating a woman when she was killed, probably saved the six year old son from trooning out
>Leftypol running at police with a knife and then turning at the last second. Checkmate fascists
>>218281912Mid 2000s Leftypol claiming the police shot him because he was black
>>218281970>>218281970
uh oh meltdown
This is what happens when arrogant white women push their luck, many such cases
>>218281964>she was married twice and was dating a woman when she was killedNo Rorke you don't understand you have to be angry, she's white you see
>>218281836Honestly man you really are Israel's greatest goy, they should give you a medal or something!
>>218280023I want to smell white bitches
>>218281912Without looking wasn't that the Brazilian guy who jumped the barriers a couple of stops south of Victoria right after 7/7? How we've changed in that time, he wouldn't even get a taking to now