What about the American lifestyle and diet makes sharting such common normalized occurrence?
Too much goyslop
>>218279893And they called Biden "senile"
>>218280825SOVL. God I wish I was an Ameriking
too much titosterone o algo
>>218280825Yeah damn
>>218279893It's not that common. I would guess that on average most people trust the wrong fart around once a month or so at most.
>>218281341That's an absurd amount
>>218281362Anon it happens to everyone. It's normal.
>>218281341I have never once shat myself
>>218281341>Americans shart themselves once a month
>>218281390No it doesn't, no it isn't
>>218281341>we are the Über(eats)mensch or whatever
>Europeans pretending they don't shitPathetic.
>>218281573We use toilettes for that. We are not american enough to just let it flow into our pants.
>>218281341once a month is an absurdly high number
>>218281341>PROTIP: if you own a butt over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling colons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my bum. It makes me a better asshole handler and shitsman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the braphog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "toilet mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you constipation. You need to be comfortable putting your finger in the butt and pointing the rear wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the ass. Taking time to check whether the gut is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a public toilet scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Shits are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
>>218281341Oh come on, at least try to make it believable. Everyone american would be wearing diapers if there was an epidemic like that.
>>218281341>trust the wrong fartI don't get this, am I just being trolled here? I see people see this so often even on places like reddit ao I'm minded to believe it's real. I have never mistake the sensation of needing to poo with a fart trying to escape. Even if I did, it would just start sliding out a bit and I'd realise that it's actually a solid poo and then I'd quickly go to the toilet (this has never happened by the way). Are tou saying in america it is common that your poos are actually a gaseos/liquid object that leaks out of your bumhole without you realising?
