When I eat pasta I pretend I'm Italian
I pretend to be Italian each and every day even though I have zero italian heritage and have never visited italy.
When I pretend I'm italian I eat pasta
>>218281688I ate a vintage cheddar loaf and some parma ham yesterday while pretending to be an Italian-American greaseball
mamma mia!
>>218281688same, also when i eat rice I pretend to be chinese
When I eat pasta I pretend I'm not fat