jameela jamil edition
rorke calling the thread yankish while always siding with the yank conservatives
>>218281970fit but eyes looking wierd here
>>218281970Didn't get to post it last thread but she's a mental case and I do not believe she orgasmed, except maybe when she saw her name and face in the news again as that's all she cares about
>>218281970Who's this fine egyptian beauty?
>>218281970love her love all her mental lies bet she'd suck you off after anal
I fell for the mechanical keyboard meme, had no problems over the years with random Microsoft keyboards, now not even a year on my mechanical keyboard is double typing
rorke deepthroating a shoe
IT'S DA JOOZ IT'S DA JOOZ
Bitch is almost 40 lmao
>she wasn't trying to get out of the way
>It was, in fact, the Jews.
Reminder itt gaddafi did NOT support the IRA and he loved UK ok? Youre a jew if you say otherwise
>>218282008a vile prospect
eating sponge fingers left over from when we made the trifle at christmas
>>218282070You mean madeira cake right? Love sherry trifle me
>>218282055Fucking hell I really rubbed up the wrong way didn't I Even bringing your tantrum to the next thread lmao
>>218281970mentally ill woman who bragged about having abortions
>>218281970brown tings
>>218282072George Foid
LOL
>>218282025my spacebar was double typing too so I removed the keycap and cleared out the gunk beneath and seems to be ok for me again
Honestly amazing how American rightoids like that fat jeet lover Vance are defending some masked ZOGbot shooting a White woman for absolutely zero reason
cringey the woman shouting 'shame' in the video hate how everything needs to be goyslopified
muslim women are giving birth to aryan ubermensch and it's making leftypol nervous
>>218282162Its grim up north
Since the captcha is annoying and gay I will be making one post from now on at the end of the thread giving my thoughts
yeah they killed a white woman who cares
>>218282066It was around there yeah but he wasn't skipping the barriers, took the bus, went on the train paying with his oyster, got shot dead by police, idiots were shooting him before even saying they were the police
>>218282099https://www.ocado.com/products/m-s-30-trifle-sponge-fingers/566889011these
>>218282153Omds there's no way you came up with this
>>218282174>drive an SUV into people who are armed to the teeth>get shot>act all surprised
>>218282162Glasgow junkies carrying Scotland on their back
Let's get ready readyLet's get ready readyLet's get ready to rumbleWatch us wreck the micWatch us wreck the micWatch us wreck the micPsyche!
>>218282213her wheels were turning to the right she was driving away
>>218282220Blud looks like my lesbian aunt
>>218282220Leftypol clapping outside knocking pots and pans together
always forget the names of the people i work with. bit embarrassing
https://youtu.be/i-3MnUV5Kgg
Demanding Rorke stick up for his co-ethnics but only if they were insane left-wing lesbians who hated him
>>218282213>drive an SUV intoThis didn't happen
do not give a shit about americansgot the berg on me for a cuddle
>>218282259Yeah? While the was a man infront of her car and another one saying get out the vehicle?
>>218282287it did tho
It is British to be non-British. It just is, Rorke.
>>218282287Must have seen a different video x
>defending militarized agents of the StateUnironically neck yourself
White women spent the last two decades internalising the notion of privilege to such a degree that they now believe they can attempt to mow down an armed officer and face zero consequences
politics hour is it?
>>218282282same i remember faces instantly
we should punish white people by taking away their diversity. only non-whites will be able to get stronger with diversity. meanwhile whites will be the only people who get weaker.
>>218282330lolbertarian cringe without "militarized agents of the state" a pack of wild criminals would have taken over everything you own and killed your family AND you wouldn't have any roads to drive on
>>218282343worse, yank politics hour
>>218282331shut up and post about your willy you boring bastard
>>218282301a man who easily got out of the way of the car and shot her in the head. If they were this quick to violence I can see why she would panick and not listen to them.
>>218282330Jan 6 status?
>>218282356All agents of the State are bad actors.
>>218282330>ICE agents off to depott somalians >white woman blocks the road>ICE agents say get out the vehicle>she decides to not get out but drive towards one of them>gets shotI mean you can love somalians as much as you want its still retarded not to just get out the car
are cats friendly and lovingam allergic but always thought they were aloof and didn’t like cuddles
>>218282372>completely ignores my point about how he would live in complete anarchy without police just stfu
Might get KFC for tea
>>218282370Well if she complied shed be alive today
>>218282385>muh SomalisAlmost all Somalis are there legally. Trump doesn't give a shit about demographics and is about to pack America full of Venezuelans
>>218282391Some don't, there's a really friendly cat on the street that always walks up for a stroke to whoever is walking by
am I being detained?
sorry rorke no curry for you
>>218282368You're severely mentally ill aren't you
>>218282391depends what kind of person you are as they can sense your personality. they universally love me and always come for strokes and cuddles
Rorke needs his willy cleaned
>>218282372>Point 1: normal and reasonable >point 2: most laws are hecking evil and cruel therefore cops are tooWhat a bizarre leap
>>218281970Queen of /brit/
niece said my hair was stinky and i need a bath even a 3 year old recognises me as an incel freak
rorke hating indians for smelling bad while also not showering for a week and having a diet of fast food slop, making his bo putrid
>>218282433how do you reckon x
Yank spamming the British culture thread because a Yank killed a Yank over a fucking Somalian of all things
>>218282418Ok all somalians are there legally and ICE was there to kill white women. Got it. Thanks
>>218282419>>218282447yeah there’s this friendly cat in my neighbourhood that runs up to me but i can’t stroke him otherwise my chest gets tightshame because i’d like a ‘berg
>>218282391they have their own personalitiessome don't trust new people or environments but are loving once they trust you. had cats that can tell when you or other animals are sick and they'll stay with you
I always listen to police
>>218282473You literally can't stop thinking about willies can you
>>218282501RRRRRRRRRRRROXANNE
>>218282497get a ferret
was being detained in my car by three police pointing guns at my head. decided to drive away because imo they are the bad guys and I am the good guy. one of them was standing in front of my car so I had to run him over to get away. safe at home now. these incels need to get a life.
Getting them defunded again are we
>>218282505haha
remember when PG Tips tried to replace the monkey with a black fella waffling on about mental elf
>>218282501I keep runningpolice on my back
>it's okay for whole places to get demographically replaced if it's legal bro! except if it's israel, we need to protect them
The government can't tell me what to do, I will be going paddle boarding tonight in Cornwell. We'll see who has the last laugh
>>218282464keep the door open when you're playing with her
can we steer this thread back towards the discussion of british culture please x
>>218282556*shoots you dead for paddleboarding towards me *
>>218282551who are you quotingand for whojust fuck off
>>218282515aren’t they a bit smellythought about getting rats but they smell bad i think
I wish to act in an awful mannerWhat awful things can I do
>>218282302>>218282326Debunked
>>218282565right get her shagged
>>218282565I would put my dick in crazy. God help me i would
Look East. Go Asian.
>>218282565she's very irritating but this arouses me
>>218282579this fella>>218282418
>>218282565like with the tikka masala, the brits took indian culture and improved it. thank you archibald
>>218282628actual retard
yanks talking to yanks about yank politics yeah this is peak /brit/
>>218282647Genuinely don't understand why they don't post on their own one?
>>218282628Shup ya fat fick
Feminist women with their tits out but not for the lads for themselves
>>218282639T. Somali
CANT STOP MOVING MY LEGS TO THIS BEATFUCK IT HURTS GUYSI CANT STOP MOVING
owt happening in Britain then?
>>218282665full of yanks, who'd want to post there?
sir brap hog
>>218282683meowls have been spotted in norfolk
>>218282683Not allowed to say
>>218282647/brit/ has been dead since COVID, it's now some sort of creature wearing it's skin
>>218282590Do a dennis the menance style prank
>>218282647britfa.gs down? this is a yank website on an international board you can discuss your inane poo gimmicks there. cheers m8
Fucking SCREM!
>>218282687Like when brown people come here and make our country shittier
>>218281970>tfw no south asian gfI suffer. Here's a song from her partner:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4texipD7faM
A weather bomb has just hit the UK, thousands wet, millions cold.
>>218282705end stage cope
National RuneScapeism
It's even more mind boggling if you ever post here around 3am, it's just full of yanks and other JFs pretending to be British
im cooked. im cooked im unc and im chopped
Make criticising women illegal
Have you seen this BBC documentary about the collapse of Britain in 2003? Many Brits don't even know the country collapsed but it's dire. https://youtu.be/DRYNW8DxjaA
>>218282745Billions must shiver
>>218282757Why
>>218282755>if you ever post here around 3amCant say i do mate
>>218282755Only been on here in the early hours about three times in over a decade of /brit/ when I couldn't sleep and for when we left the EU, and it was fucking eerie.
>>218282755eju eoulf u be posting here at 3am? eitheru shud be asleepor you're on the piss with your mates
>>218282705why don't you go and discuss american politics in the finnish generalwhy does it have to be here
>>218282800Can't make hide nor hair of this post
Poo 'niggy' Barms
Just Stop Britain
the religion of leftypol is that everyone who isn't a white Christian man should never face any consequences for their actions no matter how abhorrent.
>eju eoulf u be
>eju eoulf
3am brit is comfy because there's actual discussion taking place
logging in at 3am to talk to Brazilian coomer, American coomer, Canadian coomer, and Australian coomer
>>218282800My phone screen is fucked and that's how words come out if I type on it.
>>218282821you are a brown greek incel
>>218282844Mealy mouthed excuse
and the latest from mark 'seasidemark' edwards?
Hearing reports of a certified woman moment
>>218282822>>218282830Tolkien niggas be like
>>218282857Mealy fingered more like
>>218282804dunno maybe because it isnt in english lmao
sir rape the elderly in the bloody cold while their struggle leaves an angel print in the snow
>>218282860Pummelled by the mandem
eating ceramics
Only thing I'm looking forward to is the asscreed black flag remake due in late march.
>>218282900bizarre
farming dust
>>218282900Bizarre post
>>218282900how much for both?
>>218282900dogfreaks are so bizarreyou'd never see this with cats
>>218282884you know there's a whole board for politicsand a general for americans if that takes your fancy
>>218282900>elbows 0Um
>>218282900What if I want one with a lemon?
>>218282932the original is still fine
im a star
>>218282980
>>218283009it held back by the PS3/360 generation
parmesan dusted matcha hot honey onion boil
>>218282932Favourite sea shanty? For me itshttps://youtu.be/Jkq_SsV8u4E
The geopolitics experts took an overnight course in law enforcement
https://youtu.be/jVtvAce6Z7Ithis used to scare me a bit
Celebrity newscaster with his wife. Why? Guy's filthy rich.
>>218283046so which of the modern asscreed games do you want it to play like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7Y5k9OIdg
>>218283043They left him in to soak for too long
Mental that woke basically killed drink driving
>>218283064rattled
>>218282800me at the club on /brit/ with all the women swarming my body as i post about leftypol
Violence approaches, like an itchy badger
>>218283100i prefer the old gameplay but a seemless world like odyssey and more side content
>>218283086their lips are like the opposite ends of the spectrum
>The boss of Greggs said there was "no doubt" hugely popular appetite suppressing drugs have led to people looking for "smaller portions", affecting the businesses' bottom line.It's over
>>218283086Uncanny valley tv?
>>218283141Reckon within 15 years most of the west will be in full-scale civil war, going out after 7PM will be a life or death choice and the authority of the state and along with it the welfare system will collape
>>218283162I know sacked tranny's bottom line was affected, if that's what you're referring to
>>218283162Mad how vile people are. "I need a drug to give me self control and not stuff my face all day "
>>218283192need you put down, disgusting little freak
>>218283192Needs a big dick to make her cum that fast
>>218283190I hope this wont have an impact on my pip payments
>>218283238grow up
>tried watching that kinds of kindess film because I heard emma stone shags a black man in it
>>218283208People used to use meth, coke, cigarettes and coffee. What's the difference?
>>218283190Could you explain your reasoning
Might become like that guy from The Fast Show who just agrees with everyone
Imagine sitting down and watching some bizarre film because you heard a woman shags a black guy in itFucking strange
Eating lentils
how do i know if im more celtic or germanic or scandi
>>218283289scream
>>218283295you're all of them
>>218283192Shame, that would’ve been hot
>>218283277Tbf I like to watch films with mind control in them because that's my fetish.
>>218283208i have no self control but am just lucky my problem doesn't manifest visually to the world. i feel sorry for fats
>>218283289Canadians are slowly morphing into jeets
>>218283306i dont want to be scandi though they’re gay retards
>>218283208I'd suggest it's you that's vile. They're just trying to improve their lives. Nothing wrong with that
Wanted to watch Blacked Bitches 7 but changed my mind when I heard a woman shags a black man in it
>>218283374tough luck sunshine
>>218283266vibes*does a little jig*
>>218283407Fair
For me it's the film A United Kingdom (2016)
>Ministers are preparing to U-turn over changes to business rates for pubs after a wave of disquiet from the hospitality industry, the Guardian has been told.another u-turn
>>218283208if you had self control you wouldn't post here
>>218283434hello Canadian
>>218283374>gay retardsthey're yankified just like u are
got soaked didn't i
>>218283397Suggest what you want mate. Using a pill instead of learning to chsnge or control your diet isnt improving yourself
>>218283337ktim
>>218283433clarkson effect
>>218283433They can't hack the closure rates / cost increases, so instead of acting to pass laws they'll sit on their hands doing fuck all because the leadership is clueless.
>>218283433its amazing how many times labour unveils some hideously unpopular idea and then walks it back after losing another few points in the polls
Mental that pensioners only vote to benefit themselves. If a party ran on a promise to starve and tax all non pensioners 99% I bet they’d win the OAP vote in a landslide. Need another virus to come along and wipe them out sharpish
>>218283491how are they even worse than the conservativesactually mind boggling
dogshit island, need off it pronto
>>218283501Bizarre that everyone does that
>>218283501also women only vote for abortion rights we should make a TND party that appeals to both of these things
Get the white conservative pensioners bumped offReplace them with the you know whats
>>218283501This is literally every groupPolitics is tribal
>>218283491unless it's digital ID and getting rid of jury trials
>>218283474By that logic we should say that diabetics can't use insulin to survive - either they have to cure their diabetes themselves or just die
hoe math = psycho math
>>218283564Pensioners are far worse. You see some semblance of empathy in other voting groups.
The porn is still banned
>>218283433>destroy farmers>destroy pubs>destroy small businesses >being british is being diverse>import more peopleWhats their end game then
>>218283591what does this mean
>>218283603Getting you to whinge
>>218283584Being lazy and fat isnt a disease though is it you disingenuous little freak
Britain cries out for more Somalis
>>218283677Id do that anyway. They dont need to do all this
RESPECT YOUR PRIME MINISTER
>>218283712Played you like a fiddle then haven't they
>>218283680overeating is an addiction, which is a type of disease, yes
>>218283002Free lemon.
>>218283680Not all diabetics are type 2 you spastic
secret willy wanking technique, 3rd style: falling leaf
>>218283691ah great. some fat fucking hog rolling around in a pair of shorts. just what the doctor ordered
Bunch of fucking misery guts you lot
i'm pre-diabetic
>>218283735Thats why selfcontrol is important not just using a drug>>218283739Diabetes is still a disease type 1 or 2. Being a fat pig and subscribing to ozempic or whatever isnt a disease
>>218283772this bur unironically
>>218283794*jiggles your belly*
>>218283811Right well this is true. I agree that fat people are a plague on this earth. Ozempic is just a cheat for lazy fatties
>>218283811anyone who regularly uses this shithole website (myself included) is in no position to lecture anyone else about self control
aussie chess niggas be like>check, mate
THE WEATHER BOMB IS GOING OFF
>>218283865roar
>>218283691mogged
>>218283900idk what it is but she doesn't seem like a real person
mogging a poo
Right i’m getting the cans in. Any problems?
>>218283873Was PROMISED snow today by the charlatans at the met office. Got rain. Just not on
>>218283873there's a slight drizzle outside lad
Mad how the Navy used to abduct lads and blokes over there and throw them onto ships to work
the ranks of my enemies grows by the day
pissing it down in wessex
>>218283972>what is conscription
>>218283972mad how we did to you lot to fight napoleon and you threw a tantrum about it and got btfo
>>218283873cornwall has been wiped off the mapit's over for them
>>218283992They would do it in other countries too, just grab someone off the dock because they needed an extra hand
*snaps one of my shag bands*
>Oi rorke, take this!
>>218283947it's thursday...
insta algo is on point today
heard rorke was reared in leeds
STRETCH YOU ON LIKE LATEX MASK
>>218284070cool o algo
>>218282193Here are my thoughts on this thread; mostly boring. Got off to a bad start with yank politics and the thankfully brief blacked chat. Reading your thoughts on the new government u-turn was slightly interesting. Only a couple lust provoking images which is surprising. Rest of the thread just random mostly unfunny posts. Hopefully next thread will be better.
Goclenian Sorites: Inverted Logical Structure (adapted from Reusch, 1734, p. 674) Step Predicate Subject Logical Form1 is happy He who enjoys lasting pleasure and joy E F2 enjoys lasting pleasure and joy He who attains a continuous and intuitive representation of his perfections D E3 attains such representation He who acquires perfections everywhere C D4 acquires perfections everywhere He who always acts in accordance with natural law B C5 always acts in accordance with natural law He who is devoted to virtue A B∴ is happy He who is devoted to virtue A F
DUDE BEER LMAO
me? two weeks off starting next week
putting myself out there
one week of healthy eating and gym and I'm so horny might be the year I try to get a gf lads
>>218284174someone post the facebook dating group guy
>>218284118bit early, still time for some utter bangers
window cleaner just texted to say he'll be coming round tomorrowi don't bloody think so in this weather
D O N E D O NONEDON
>>218284141we've just had christmas lazy cunt
>>218284186Not watching porn or wanking I get a gfWas just outsourcing my desiresTime to get serious with it
>>218284198exactly why would i be retarded and book annual leave during that? saved it for when everyone comes back to work
>>218281970JAMIL YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR
graduating this summer. didnt do any internships, no placement year, a levels were shit but will probably get 1st class hons on the degree, and had a "gap year" where i wanked all day. will probably kill myself after experiencing the job market for more than a week. hope you lot are having a nice day
>>218284227good lad
This is a national emergency. Get the ozempic banned.
>>218284227gave up wanking for lent a few years backwas no better at pulling women nor any more motivatedcomplete con
>>218284254ktim but actually literally memy exact life
kevin owens aka kevin steen
>>218284273I'm different though
>>218284174league of gentlemen lookin mfer
>>218284254get looking for graduate schemes and bullshit yourself in lad, it's the only way
>>218284338>>218284338
>>218284254that's cool. I got a 2:1 by scraping the pass mark by less than 1% then i gave my CV to my brother who gave it to a guy at his job who owed him a favour. Worked ever since
Test
>>218282220since when?
