When I eat burgers I pretend I'm American
>>218282123When I inspect my poop before flushing I pretend I'm German and take note of volume, color and consistency.
>>218282207What are your recent observations?
>>218282207If you really were german, you'd inpsect it before, during and afterIMPOSTOR
>>218282207>not taste>not textureYour heart isn't in it.
>>218282222The dark brown coloration, floating indicating high fat content and overall mass is consistent with my usual McDonalds order.
Every time, after I vote in elections, I go buy myself a coca cola to honor freedom and capitalism.
>>218282243Ur right. you must ban me from participating in any future oktoberfests to restore my honor.
>>218282228>implying
>>218282222my diet consists of high amounts of fiber with lots of legumes and fruits and vegetables so my poops are the color of fallen acorns and the consistency is of thick oatmeal.
>>218282373hehehe cute
>>218282123I do that but with chicken wings though...
>>218284001SEX
>>218282123Good man
>>218282123you sue them?
>>218282123I don't because our burgers are better than America's
>>218285050No they're not
>>218285050What do you normally put on your burgers?
>>218282123Nice
>>218282123I just ate a burrito but I did not pretend to Mexican
>>218286261be
>>218285765Gabagool
>>218282123I always go to Mc Donalds for the maximum American feel, nothing beats a Double Big Mac with a large Coke
>>218282123when i eat a burger, i shart after this, so i become an american.
>>218282123damn
