Canadian kino edition>>218291511
is this new?
bit of a faggot coded new thread, if you're asking for my opinion
>>218294987It's kinohttps://youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?si=82U7yTF8pIu0Qr-o
>>218294977Just a reminder that this shit is financed by the Canadian taxpayer
Making sourdough discard crackers.
USA is the NWOTrump is the antichristIsrael pulls the strings
I shove pears up my ass once in a blue moon
>>218294841I'm more of a Pastitsio guy despite not being a big pasta fan in general.
USA is the new RomeTrump is Julius CaesarJD Vance is Augustus
Dad doesn't want me taking incelwalks at night after that Nova Scotia boy was mauled to death by dogs the other dayI'm a grown man Dad I can take care of myself
mental.how if you wna talk about politics you hafta go to /pol/ but /pol/ is full of morons
>>218295057You are a jew lover
>>218294977Meanwhile, American kino ...
>taking incel waljsks in like -25Cwhy tho
>>218295078/pol/ is full of shills and often raided by leftist trolls.
>>218295077did he get SHITBULLED
>>218295085this was a great movie imo
>>218295078It's unusable at the moment
>>218295085phenomenal film
>>218295094I could use the fresh air and exercise
>>218295077>incelwaking at nightKinda based.Do you take a flashlight with you?
What's the last black-and-white movie you watched
i’m the last gay samurai
>>218295077that was terrible. 13 year old kid mauled to death by three cane corsos outside the school.
>>218295113>>218295127Did you guys also watched it with the bf?
>>218295076If julius caesar protected pedoes and never won a single battle
>>218295123the moment being from 2016 onward.old /pol/ had threads about us govt false flagging sarin gas attacks in syrianew /pol/ has shitskins and shitlibs bleating endlessly about who cares what, i don't bother going there.
>>218295133
>>218295133Pleasantville (1998)
>>218295133this gun for hire (1942)
>>218295131i take incel night walks in the woods in my backyard sometimes. i ran into a deer once. scared the shit out of the both of us.
>>218295133Hundreds of beavers
>>218295082No I'm just tired of sharing a country with 80iq retards like yourself
So tired bros. Tired of life.
>>218295136wtf this retarded, stinking, uneducated, bigoted scammer is WHITE?!?!?! i hate that! i hate white people!let me know when you find one from south america, so i can give them $20,000 to move to my neighborhood
>no football for a weekAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH I MUST CONSOOM SPORTSBALL
>>218295133I just watched The French Dispatch which had some scenes in black and white but I know that doesn't count and it sucked
>>218295154Wasn't here back then, but yeah it's mostly rage bait retarded threads, and serious threads get no traction most of the time. Not sure if the new captcha made things better I don't visit much anymore.
>>218295147Yeah it's sad>>218295131My phone has a flashlight
>>218295172lower your expectations, live simply, and stop being obsessed with yourself.hope that helps
>>218295038This is true
Choose your fighter
>>218295198mine should be in there haha
>>218295077how tiny are you that you'd be worried about a dog attack?
>>218295198Im not a bird
>>218295198>sneed oils
Chrystia Freeland is definitely a Ukrainian Nazi but Canadians just kinda glanced over it
>>218295198up up down down left right left right select starti pick the chicken breast secret character
>>218295057copeliterally zero difference between the biden admin. and trump admin. re: israel
>>218295198i can't choose between sunflower and sesame. sesame with a gun to my head, but it's like being asked to choose between your children.
>>218295214If only she was that based
>>218295214Canada is a failed terrorist state that hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993
>>218295164Deers are harmless. Do you have dangerous predators where you live?We have a few wolves here in Germany.
>>218295208lmfao. faceberg be wilding
>>218295233My dad told me he never regretted becoming a parent until he took us to Chuck E Cheese
>>218295214was the funniest shit ever when the house of commons honoured that nazi vet
Canada has dark secrets
>>218295272Sex with your mother is one of them
>>218294977will I get my very own shane Hollander if I move to canada hypothetically speaking?
>>218295237yeah, we have coywolves (coyote/wolf hybrids) >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ceATsQRBM
>>218295300almost watched 3 seconds of this fag's video. clicked off just fyi
Watch Redbar
>>218294977who even consumes this?
It do be like that
>>218295198I eat flaxseed when I am constipated.The birds in my garden like sunflower seeds the most, though.
I once walked past a coyote waiting on the sidewalk to cross a busy road and he ran off back into the woods
>>218295229He grandad was a Nazi sympathizer and she applauded that SS collaborator. She claimed she didn't know the Ukrainians who fought the Russians in WW2 were SS collaborators despite having a degree in Russian history and her early journalist work being on the NKVD killing Nazi sympathizers in Ukraine. She's definitely an opportunist, but a Nazi sympathizing one nonetheless.
>>218295334Saw an experiment of some guy leaving different types of seeds and grains or the birds around is house and they always ate the sunflower seeds first.
It's ok for a grown adult man to have a tamagotchi if it makes him happy isn't it
>>218295340i've only had one encounter with coyotes and they just ran away once they saw me. i hear them all the time, though.
Chinpanzini Banannini
>>218295375i remember my best friend in elementary school cried when his tamagotchi goblin died. i never took him seriously after that.
>>218295332erm, this has never happened before
>>218295403Yes it has
>>218295408name 100,000 times, and you can't name any of those times you're already thinking of
>>218295408i can see this harlots nipples
>>218295342Most people would compromise their beliefs if offered career advancement. I would take a job to work for Mamdani if I was offered 200k a year.
>>218295427Addison Rae is perfect
>>218295303RIP, Taylor. White women are no match for a pack of coywolves.>>218295359Yes, birds are picky eaters.I tried to feed them oatmeal but they refused to eat it.
>>218295429i'll give you $5 to suck my balls
>>218295443I feed a dove couple with wheat grains sometimes, they even come to my balcony. One time I left them bread (from the store) and they didn't touch it lol.
It would be so kek if Kristi Noem got shot in the head.She's worse than netnyahoo.
>>218295331
i've been talking to my good friend chatgpt for so long that its mimicking my speech and now say "yeah" all of the time now
>>218295439she is blander than a flavorless whey shake
>>218295477you are brown
>>218295472why are canadians so gay
>>218295492water is wet
>>218295476what a life
Everyone get up and do the /cum/ dance !
>>218295443they're nasty buggers
*twerks*
>>218295477>flavorless whey shakeThat's the best whey flavor though
>>218295398You get attached
>>218295576:DDD
>>218295576i like this. it's funny
>>218295588kek
>>218295272Pierre Trudeau was a Satan-worshipping chomo.
Tomato soup is okay if it's made well but just in general the idea of drinking tomatoes seems really gross to me, like Clamatos are absolutely vile I think.
kekkkk
Are French Canadians more like Canadians or the French
>>218295637clamato has clam juice which is why it's kinda gross
they're twice as obnoxious
>>218295572PEEthiopian
>>218295639We already did this. It's normal now. NEXT
Mom left a bunch of cookies in the house after visiting and baking a lot. No room in the freezer lol
>>218295668I want to try one of your mom's cookies.
my grandpa was from french canada
lmao true
>>218295714We should nuke Minnesota
>>218295714hows having only trailer park dwelling walmart people left going to make us stronger?
>>218295733cause brian the fag would die and the poorfag aids population of the shitcago ghetto would stop sucking up federal tax dollars
>>218295733it may surprise you to hear this, but "trailer park dwelling walmart people," as you put them, are more economically valuable than 99.99% of brownsit's just an undeniable statistical fact.
>>218295576"it had a nasty bruise", i would have guessed.
>>218295756most walmart people are on welfare cletus
I had this dream where in our basement was a secret passageway and if you go down the passageway it takes you into a medieval carnival in the middle ages.
>>218295714they are nasty, brutish mutants, for sure
>>218295783i knew it would suprise you. it's still true!
Media literacy is when you agree with me
>>218295794are you a 10 year old girl?
I should've been a cowboyI should've learned to rope and rideWearing my six shooter riding my pony on a cattle driveStealing a young girl's heartJust like Gene and Roy Singing those campfire songsOh I should've been a cowboy
Who would've thought toothless hillbillies have value..
>>218295794Sounds like a good plot for a movie o algo.
Happy 4:20!!!!!!!!
>>218295794niggas been watching too much Narnia
Medieval carnivals were probably the highlight of their livesNo phones, just people living in the moment
>>218295797The whitest state in the country is also in the top five poorest
>>218295714Lol I live in a rural area. We'd be toast without people moving here from more populated places.
i don't really get why people harp on about "media literacy"writers aren't intelligent or informed people, and they're not trying to communicate real information to the audience. so what if the author wanted to say XYZ? you're safer betting on a fly in a sandstorm than believing an author.
>>218295822https://youtu.be/fxS0rSFLbJc
>>218295854fuck. they got me.
Nothing wrong with being a hillbilly or shopping at walmart
I prefer the 1890s-1900s
>>218295794i had a dream my ex was over and when i left the room and came back she had a lightbulb for a head. i laughed myself awake, because in my dream-self panic i was calling an ambulance and my higher brain must've realized how ridiculous that would be. "guy her head's a lightbulb, what do you think a doctor'a gonna be able to do? you don't need a hospital, you need a trip to home depot to get a fresh head."
>>2182958651. no you don't2. that's not true3. why would they move there if it's a shitholeyou're retarded
>>218295849and yet they have better maintained critical infrastructure than any, every and ALL brown occupied cities. that's crazy isn't it? it's crazy and true.
Must be all the incest
good cowboy song >>218295873>>218295873>>218295873
>>218295913catyank!
>It would be so kek if Kristi Noem got shot in the head.>>She's worse than netnyahoo.>>218294977Don't just invade Canada. Murder Canadians. They voted for this>>218295502Canada is a redditor nation. Their entire identity is being liberal and destroying the family unit.
>>218295915Hello. Do you like this cowboy song? >>218295873
>>218295877Walmart's kind of gay and evil but I've got nothing against hillbillies necessarily, I think Deliverance was just fear propaganda
>>218295639we HAVE to get those numbers up
how do I make my friend's mom's pussy wet?
>>218295941yes. will you transform this new year using laplace?
>>218295951dump a bucket of water on her.
>>218295943of course deliverance was just propaganda. the writer was a j*wthe real story was a few good ol boys found him with a flat tire, drove him to the tire shop, drove him back out to his car and helped fix it.
>>218295951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>218295941>cowboy songhttps://youtu.be/fMdmjoAB-5Q this is one of my dad's favorite songs
Which one is the best?
>>218295971I've never actually watched the whole movie but I thought they were paddling down a river
I love sleeping
>most walmart people are on welfare cletus>hows having only trailer park dwelling walmart people left going to make us stronger?
>>218295987for what?
>>218295995It's the best
>>218295987I married Haley in that game, cause she the hottest
Do trailer park people ever migrate en masse with their trailers
>>218295987I look like that but with a full beard and black hair.
>>218296016Post a pic
>>218296009harem with haley, leah and penny
I don't know why Brian makes fun of flyovers when he lives in Illinois
>>218295987a grown man playing tranime games typed this shit
>>218296016He's wearing a ragged hobo coat, do you wear a ragged hobo coat
kek pussy fagits
>>218296031Illinois has one of the most famous and largest cities in the country
>>218295987I look just like Elliot and buff
>>218295987Harvey!
>>218296027not a chance
>>218295961A most interesting mathematics video!https://youtu.be/7zdK_4Q1S5U
>>218296036anime website. go back.
>>218296046No it doesn't
>>218296037No but I wear a lot of hoodies.
>>>/adv/34138815
>>218296038weed is legal now it's why they're so assmad and trying to ban it, zoomies just get high instead
>>218295987>All the guys are semi normal>Half the girls are freaksWhat was meant by this?
Do you wanna marijuana?
Are you essited for the Winter Olympics? I'm essited for quad god
>>218296071Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Just a clue for you, take it or leave it.
>>218296031he's compensating because he knows shitcago is shit since he lives in the ghetto and is poor.
>>218296094Yes, I had some on New Years even and immediately got horny.
>Illinois has one of the most famous and largest cities in the country>anime website. go back.
Might order a pizza
>>218295987i look like abigail irl :)
>>218296038>paying for jewish mind destroying poison
>>218296062can you transform 2026 into a rabbit using laplace?
>>218296036You come on later these days lol
season 2 of the wire is the best season of the show
>>218296107I have good clothes, I'm not layering anything tho, it's not my style. I was talking more of my everyday attire.
your the captain of a ship at a bar drinking with the crew and your lady is there with you. your first mate comes up to the bar and starts flirting with her. what do you do?
>>218296147I don't watch The Wire. I watch The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, and House.
DA GABAGOOL
>>218296105When does it start? I like watching ski jumping and biathlon.
>>218295889I do. Smallest county in the state and one of the most rural. The biggest and most active town is a college town, so it brings in educated people and young people. They stimulate local businesses, which also benefit from money from rich retirees from cities that are within a couple hours away. It's alright compared to many rural places because of this plus the arts and entertainment scene and the fact that we're within an hour or two of a bunch of cities.
>>218296161I could never be a captain but that's no way to run a ship I'll tell you that
>>218296124Which drug is not Jewish poison?
>>218296176Feb 6th
I only watch TTGL, Ed Edd n Eddy, and SpongeBob.
>>218295943>>218295971This is true. When I got stuck in the mud multiple people stopped by to help.
>>218296189look at me. *points at you then points at meself*Im the captain now
I only watch 360p porn with heavy compression artifacts
Wish tall women were more common. Nothing like a 6'3 lady
>Might order a pizza>>218296131Because I have a fucking life.
>>218296147Season 2 was at the docks? That was the most boring season.
had an edible an hour ago but I'm not feeling it, might take another
I WANT YOUI NEED YOUI LOVE YOUI FEEL YOUI TOUCH YOUI HOLD YOU
Well, Deliverance wasn't really against rural Appalachian people in general, just the ones that hide in the woods waiting for kayakers to rape
it's really not a very good movie desu.
You can't sprint in Hollow Knight like you can in Silksong. Sucks that I played Silksong first.
> had an edible an hour ago but I'm not feeling it, might take another
>>218296263faggot
>>218296263Yes it is and also The Matrix Reloaded is elite kino.
>>218296201I heard the Italians messed up the hockey arena and now the rink is way too small.
snuggled with momberg for a bit
>>218296308A bit too old for that m8
>>218296308Did you rub her milf feet?
>>218296315you are never too old to spend time with momberg
>>218296038gen z are brokies
>>218296117go back
>gen z are brokies
>>218296122nobody cares
>>218296038niggas be broke or something
>>218295253whyd he say that? whatd you do there?
>>218296263you had to be there
>>218296385I guess he couldn't handle screaming children and the smell of burnt pizza
>go back
>>218295167>supports zog>calls other a retardk fag
When's the next thing gonna happen that we'll argue about for an entire day
>>218296416I hope it's Canada being invaded.
>>218296392Why would other kids screaming make him regret having his own kids? Your dad sounds like a dumb ass
If a house is haunted by the ghost of a Chinese person, then would you say that it's HANted
I have trained myself to become a NPC.so many of my internal thoughts are distressing, and i've rejected them for so long that I can't hold a train of thought in my mind at all. it's just silence and static up there
>>218296436oh shit kek!
>>218296444that's how you get dementia i think
>>218296371Yes they do
go forward
>>218296416There was another shooting with ICE agents involved n Portland.
>>218296444>>218296451Thoughts don't come from you
>>218296460rest in power two white trannies
>>218296227I bet you didn't vote for Frank
>>218296468but i cum when im thinking
>>218296460Guessing it was LARPy Portland anarchists thinking they were gonna start a heckin revolution after the recent one
>I have trained myself to become a NPC.>so many of my internal thoughts are distressing, and i've rejected them for so long that I can't hold a train of thought in my mind at all. >it's just silence and static up there
>>218296502that's my post
>>218296475Not a fan of Poles.
Priests being martyred for not breaking the seal of confession has to be the greatest example of true faith there could ever be I'm trying to think of a greater example of true faith and can't
Should I shoot my shot with a potentially underaged cashier at the mall?
https://youtu.be/tahDXdrYGCE
Someone posted a rare jack that actually looked a lot like me once
>>218296530how potentially underaged
>>218296512KYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOWKYS NOW
Malaponte mad as fuck.
>>218296526Remember when they got fed to the lions and all the stoics converted to christianity because they all said "that's true stoicism, I'll have what they're having"
>>218296540why did my post set you ffo so badly?
>Someone posted a rare jack that actually looked a lot like me once
>>218296534
>>218294977The guy on the left is currently getting eaten alive for his old letterboxd getting posted
>>218296575whatd his letterbox contain that is so eatworthy?
>>218296538She's 16 at the youngest. My big problem here is that her manager is always nearby, and the kiosk is in the middle of the hall. I'm worried that if she does turn out to be underage, the manager will freak and make a scene (I only date adults, to be clear).
>>218296559are you a duck
>>218296586do you have any reason to believe she's interested?
>>218296586a woman is biologically an adult after her first bleeding. you're all good bro
>>218296594no I'm implying he's actually a duck
>>218296266Same anon
>>218296586how old are you?
>>218296581He said Pedro Pascal was a bad actor (he is) and that Rachel Zegler was only hired because she can sing but not act (she is)
>She's 16 at the youngest. My big problem here is that her manager is always nearby, and the kiosk is in the middle of the hall. I'm worried that if she does turn out to be underage, the manager will freak and make a scene (I only date adults, to be clear).> Should I shoot my shot with a potentially underaged cashier at the mall?
Finna goona
Im thinking anime
quack
>>218296630quack quack
>>218296614I like Pedro but I wouldn't roast him for saying that
>Im thinking anime
>>218296623miku miku ooo eee ooo
miku is NOT anime!
>>218296203"I can't bear to look, has Rolf-IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!"
>miku miku ooo eee ooo> miku is NOT anime!
weebs give me the ick
>>218296665Same
>>218296598No, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. She's genuinely gorgeous, one of the last few mall goths left.>>21829661327>>218296616I look and talk like this.
>>218296665>>218296667I'm weeb
>>218296671go for it, man. who cares
chinese culture > japanese culture
>>218296671I fucked her btw
>>218296695they're the same picture
when did urkel move to canada?
>>218296681you're a dweeb
>>218296695Its a matter of taste, I prefer Japanese
I had a bad day at work bros. I wish I had a cute gf who would suck me off on days like this to make me feel better.
>>218296709Urkel is more popular on xitter than here
>>218296671she probably gets hundreds of thousands of creepy ass jeets like you creeping on her daily
>>218296728People are gonna call you a pornsick moid for this but I actually know what you mean
>>218296730he dont even post here anymore, hes too famous now and probably making bank from being a twitter celebrity
>>218296749doesn't look like he's verified so he's not even making the elonbux for his loli shitposts
i'm more of an urquelle than an urkel
>>218296737I don't even watch porn. I just want sex with a person that loves me.
>>218296775No, I totally get it
>>218296775That means you're a demisexual
>>218296790>Demisexual meanssomeone only experiences sexual attraction after forming a strong emotional bond or connection with another personthats how it should be
Smoking that weed in 2026 what you know about that?
>>218296790>>218296833>libshit retards have made up another name for a normal person
the first time i saw urkel on twitter because one of his posts went viral was a surreal experience
>>218296773the pilsner?
i'd legit make an onlyfans if i was urkel, theres no way i'm letting fame go without making bank
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>>218296866lol. retard
>>218296866TWELVE YEARS AGO?
>>218296866Wow 12.5 years since Croatia joined the EU
>>218296859He sho is dreamy
bro desperately needs to cut
I want to make some racist jokes but janny is gonna get uppity
New>>218296935
>>218296193But why would you pay for any?