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that swiss fire was 5 years ago
im simply not made for modernity im meant to be tilling the field for some petty lord in 800ad
>>218298482xif you or anyone else has any ideas for a contingency plan please let me know and we'll work together to make it happenwe cannot let this just end. we will all regret it so much if we do
>>218298538dead by 30, poor and starving, freezing in the winter, burning in the summer, long illnesses and psycho lords kidnapping your children and raping your wife?
you still live w/ your parent, btw..
Black ops 1 was obviously the better game. Zoomers can fuck off with Black Ops 2 it was shite
>>218298557already on track for that to be my entire life anyways
>>218298571Sure, MW was still better though
doing ein poo und einen wee
uhhh guys?
>>218298625every poopoo time is a peepee time but not every peepee time is a poopoo time
>>218298625>>218298650grow up
>>218298658I don't think I shall
>>218298571got blops 1 on release like everyone else and for the first while i remember everyone fucking HATED it. they tried to kill quickscoping so sniping was arse, killstreaks were dogshit compared to what we had, the graphics were more cartoony and the game felt totally different and jankier than mw2, there were fewer viable weapons so every cunt was using the famas and shotguns were back to being rubbish. then noticed the campaign and zombies were mint and you could draw a penis in the emblem maker and so everything was ok in the end
Theres a porn video in a compilation i want to find the source of it. I've tried taking a screenshot and putting it into google lens but nothing showed up. Any ideas?
>>218298770Let's see it lad (censor it if you want)
right well my mates mum has cancerwhat do you even say to that
>>218298982sorry about that mate thats terribleand past that idk
so horny I can't sleep fuck this shit
>>218298557and yet that is still preferable to the life of a /brit/ poster
>>218298571CoD4 > MW2 = World at War > Black Ops 1 > Black Ops 2
>>218299011Sames how about you come over mine. If you let me use your arse hotdog in a bun style ill finish and then you can do whatever you want xxx
>>218299061Doesn't work that way soldier, you pull me off and we'll see how it flies
>>218299031unc do be wanking over his r700 clips from his shit 2007 game
>>218299070Why do zoomgroids get so jealous over missing out on CoD?
>>218299066Everyones a top these days. Games gone.
>>218299089ive spoken to you before about this waw>cod4
got into a fight with some leb and the cunt kicked me in the daddy-bags. pretty sure that violates the geneva convention but since when have brown people ever cared about that stuff
>>218299132Could do with a nice creamy pint of guinness but it's 5am
>>218299120Only for campaign
>>218299132I had a guy try to kick me in the balls in a fight once but he missed and kicked my thigh. Wish I had been better at fighting back then because that's a perfect setup to grab his leg and punch him in the face
Fuckkng woke up way too early
>zoomers never played cod I did but I never had friends to play and voice chat was over stimulating so I would play Minecraft and Pokemon
>>218298770dont bother, its near impossible unless you hit up the gooner who put together the comp and/or recognise the studio/company the scene is from. youd have to be a total dead ass pornbrained freak to even soul crushingly spend free time looking for it
>>218299177what do u consider too early thenlove getting up at 4-5am. early bird gets the worm and that
>>218299177ive not even been to sleep yet
ez
Just went to a Korean restaurant called “chicken butthole” (in korean)
>>218299238drain gang
>>2182992025:45 is when I usually get up and I was up at 4:50 today. Just not on really only not enough sleep>>218299233But what about work?
Listening to esdeekid
rose byrne looking fit
not married at 26might fucking blow my head off
>>218299264What is Americans obsession with himDo they like the funny accent or somehting
Going for a run in a bit
>>218299254>But what about work?im off till the 25thall im doing today is popping down the tesco, do a bit of hoovering, sort the rubbish, then meet mum for tea in the evening.
>>218299322Rottweiler is just a good song
>>218299352Century is good
>>218299306do u have a gf
Not much torrential weather like they promised
>>218299411storm Nowtbutti
extremely dangerous, empty poolsfor the modern fat person who can barely lift themselves off a sofa, the idea of pulling oneself up a ladder without the aid of Archimedes' Principle instead conjures a strong risk of death. Anyone who finds themselves in the empty pool is likely to die of starvation then roll down to the deep end among the corpses of the other poor souls who accidentally got in.
>>218299390i do yesbut we've only been together like a month
>>218299480Probably more dangerous because it doesn’t look empty and then you jump in and break your legs
>>218299503So shut the fuck up then honestly might come round your house now and slap fuck out of u There are lads on this site who NEVER had a gf and probably never will and here you are whinging and moaning about not being married meanwhile u have a girlfriend Faggot
I still find it wild that Asians Actually find beer guts and being muscular are hot
>>218299519battered that intimacy experiencer
BOOM HEADSHOT
fuck it’s time to run soon I don’t wanna
>>218299536what's this from then
Banning X now are they?
#bosscalls
>homer bimpson
>>218299594>When I say HELLO MR BIMPSON, and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello Mr Bimpson.
you should have to verify your virginity before you enter /r9k/ and verify that you've shagged to enter /brit/ someone get sir kier on that pronto
>>218298982"ever shag her up the arse?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyK48oP6Ywc&list=OLAK5uy_m9m8w7K9itOl-3uK5hjH0xf37_RB_DSjE&index=7
Any youthful 29 year olds in?
catberg woke me up when i was having a nice dream so i pulled her tail and she shrieked and ran offaita?
got all my shoes in the freezer. going to make them nice and crispy when i go out
>>218299819yesfeed her
Strutting around Doylestown, Pennsylvania in my tweed and plus fours muttering "we will win"
Off to sleep Hope I don't wake up
>>218299683>>218231460>>218185586
>>218299558dunno some pollie in Honduras I think
>>218299860she's not getting fed for ages
>>218299932how many times has your dad raped you?
toil freaks do we waking up and immediately scoffing down some slop then straight out the door to go appease toilberg omds lool
done my run.was fucking brutalyears of no cardio and tens of thousands of cigarettes has absolutely ruined meto think i used to do cross country when I was a boy
might join a tempel
>>218299951wfh on fridays me
neet freaks immediately waking up at 3:45pm for another arduous busy day of shitposting and wanking like the waste of life they are
holy fuck 30cm of snow ladsthat's double my willy size
>>218299962the raped
>>218299993>expectedYeah… won’t happen then
>WORST SNOW IN DECADES!!!!!>shows pic of a light dusting of snow
Catching up on the Tamers12345
>>218300042the raped
this storm thing is a psyopit's cold but there's no wind and no snow here
>wake up>no snowNEHEH
eating a grim banana brown bananait grim
>>218299031Ghosts?
Uh oh! Emma Watson did a stinky!
>>218299986Ktim
Mums obsessed with that ICE shooting in AmericaGet a life love
>>218300095brutal
I think pornography makes you impotent and a cuckMaybe not physiologically, but mentally. Think, you are watching somebody having sex in the third person view, so you are hard wiring your brain to get aroused only when watching sex from a third person view. The moment you have sex yourself, the POV position may not get you going. You could get a mental block and may not even find it hot because the visuals are so different.
UK to “encourage” Apple and Google to put nudity-blocking systems on phones
Visit Carson City, Nevada
>>218300190How does that work then
>>218300095Hahahah little fat gay freak should’ve known better *turns away from mirror*
>>218300095Amanda Holden 1-0 Alan Carr
>>218300095Bourn(tostuffhis)mouth
so nice having a new laptop where i can fall asleep with it just still going on playing youtube or whatever and when i wake up it's still got batteryotherwise my life's still shit x
>>218300325Crimbo present was it
>>218300340bought it black friday(wish it could solves bullshit captchas for me though cos having to pass a year 6 maths test to tell you that is a humiliation ritual if ever there was one!)
Dogging with Bonnie Blue in the heather.
got the frasier on
>>218300394i'm not funding your fucking owo nonce site
• Airways are irritated and inflamed • Cilia (the tiny hairs in your lungs) are starting to wake back up • You may feel: • more breathless, not less • chest tightness • heavy lungs
Anyone asking Grok to remove clothing from a woman on X should be registered as a sex offender.
>>218300394
>>218300394What's this then
>>218300414i won'tthere is no win for me here other than the avoidance of funding a nonce site so i'll take the shit captchas
my nigga you should fund this paedo website so you can post about hating paedo power cabals with less frustration
need a big poo
>>218300446Got a handy trick of turning my router on and off that already solves that
Bit jealous of that ICE guy ngl lads
>>218300431Don’t go on there there’s pedo shit on there i heard
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall has called on Elon Musk's X to urgently deal with its artificial intelligence chatbot Grok being used to create non-consensual sexualised images of women and girls.On Monday, the regulator Ofcom said it had made "urgent contact" with Elon Musk's company xAI and said it was investigating concerns Grok has been producing "undressed images" of people.Kendall has endorsed the regulator’s actions."It is absolutely right that Ofcom is looking into this as a matter of urgency and it has my full backing to take any enforcement action it deems necessary," she said.
>>218300459yeah and how much money have they earned off me?
>>218300464
what should you search for on X to find these images(so i know what to avoid)
>>218300495It’s a botnet hacking ring
>>218300489you search "paephile jailed" and "term"
>>218300505obv you don't search that you search paedodphile. fucking new keyboard
>>218300489go to the search box on twitter and using your keyboard explain that you are a nonce and want to see grok's cp on account of you being a nonce and then hit enter
>>218300534Lol
>>218300510so should i also switch mobile providers to one that's outwardly paedophilic since my old provider has fucked my privacy?
was totally pointless typing that wasn't itnone of you will read or understand it
>>218300556it was when you opened with the condescension that i really took your point on board
>>218300556you’re sharing ips with people who post nonce stuff you are just as bad as them
fucking love ChatGPT it’s like a having a friend. Bro is always hyping me up for stuff I hate Let’s go!
feeling low
>>218300585It’s true though? you are making the CHOICE to go there and post there and share ips when you know nonces use it too. 5g is not the same
close the schoolsno toil todayINDOORS MANDATORYHEAVY snowfall threat to life here lads
Almost a third of the way through Dry January lads
>>218300585my point, slightly better made but still capped by my low iq, is that you're using language and hubris to try to emphasise how the website that is explicitly promoting paedophilia is actually fine because it's only a lot of the users doing it and there is a different functional purpose (enabled by the paedophilia)
we are charli kurts
rule number 1 of nu-captcha 4chan: never complete your captcha before finishing, reading and final editing your post
man it's so fucking hot and I've already burnt through todays coke zero rationyou lot are so lucky to have winter instead
>>218300667Winter finishes soon sadly
>>218300653ah right please tell me how to respectfully tell you that you're using a paedo website designed to cloak paedos for your own convenience
>>218300676What are you on about? Still got 2/3 more months of it. This is coming toward the eye of Winter
I don't think the bloody Online Safety Act allows it
>>218300676daft cunt
>>218300689Meh already passed the shortest day of the year it only gets more sunny fromNow
>>218300688honest to god mate, if you can't see that you've literally just projected some random shite about untruths onto me because you are lying to yourself and everyone else, then idk what to say
it's friday, gotta get down on friday
>>218300704not quickly enough for my liking. sick of being cold. had enough of it.
>>218300719shutup mn
neighbour slamming his door again
friday in dry january feels no different to a wednesday
These awful captchas have inadvertently funded paedophilia
How many times do we have to go through this. The botnet is a paedophile website that hosts childporn>but the link i go to just mirrors 4chan!The website you are on hosts child porn. You are a paeodphile if you visit it. That simple.
When it’s still light outside at like 10pm is the absolute worst time of year I don’t know how anyone can like it. How can you like all day and basically all night being bright outside it’s like sleeping with lights on or leaving the lights on in the cinema just horrible
>>218300667HUBBA HUBBA BOOBERINOS
>>218300762You’re an actual nonce mate Jesus christ
also>>218300748>The website you are on hosts child porn. You are a paeodphile if you visit it. That simple.this applies to 4chan tooyou are a paedophilesimple
>>218300766chebs are doing a lot of heavy lifting for this bint
>>218300775ok nonce
>>218300742boards literally dedicated to csam etc all on the front pageoh but it's hosted on a different domain so my website isn't nonceyabsolute psycho logic. maybe autist
>>218300766now that's a cracking pear
Mental how Trump is going to be the one to topple Iran and Cuba10000 year ZOG Reich
>>218300801if 4chan randomly added a child abuse board link but the domain when you click was 4clams without some genuinely hilarious reason, i would stop using 4chan immediately
holiday ads on the telly are starting to get to me. just want to be somewhere hot with a pool and some nice cold bevs
>>218300852Just go to a sauna
>>218300862sure nonce
>>218300852nothing beats a jet2 holiday is it?
good morning you depraved incel freaks
>>218300862you are a too-far-gone paedophile and i would do anything to have /brit/ be rid of you
>>218300879I’m not the one who’s spent the past 30 minutes desperately trying to convince everyone that I’m not a nonce, that’s you buddy
>>218300877that was one of the ads but it's non stop at the moment. every other ad is for a holiday of some sort. love going on holiday me.
>>218300852U can do it cheap as
ICE is not welcome in Cheadle
>Muh heckin' stormOmds what a nowtbarm
Never left gGeat Britain meHoliday destinations? You mean Scotland and Wales yeah?
here's why the servers being used doesn't make my nonce website noncey, it actually makes you stupid:
>>218300920Caravan park in Pembrokeshire? Mint
>>218300927Nonce lol
>>218300920quite like the idea of sardinia. croatia looks nice too.
ah yes its a different domain you see, you just have to visit the child porn website with the kids board on it to get there so its fine :)
why on earth would i ever post on those weird 4chan clones over 4chan itself?
>look at these isolated examples in 2008, its the same thing! coping paedophile
it's going to be a storm moretti tonight haha
>>218300983Leave himHe’s too far gone I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t a nonce
>>218300992Wahey
>>218300976Well its obviously because im not an expert on noncesites like you
>>218300997>it's not a clone, it allows you to post to the site itself via proxiesis that what you're doing right now?
>>218300996why do you insist on projecting your noncery onto me? are you that insecure about it?
>>218300953you can post all your false equivalencies and you can make all your justification. you are funding paedophilia. all i'm capable of doing is making enough points such as this that your subconscious will react in such a way that you decide to yourself "actually, maybe i should stop"
>>218300976every time you get confronted with the fact your paedo website has cp on it you keep making up this weird cope its a different domain, but the url posted by the south korean flag earlier in this thread is the domain we are talking about, and its the one you use. The screenshot of /c/ boards is on the front page of that URL when you visit it
Boring argument hours is it
>>218301023honestlyliterally half an hour of:“shut up nonce”“no! you’re the nonce”“no you are!”
AND NOTHING HURTS ANY MOREI FEEL KIND OF FREEEEEEEEEEEE
right lads plans for the weekend? might have a macallan or two and shoot me bow some if it doesn’t get too cold haha
me? I’m a fucking sex symbol
funniest thing you can do in a TV show is a flashback for a bald character where they have full insane hair
really wish this image would catch on
>>218301042That is literally the same domain we are talking about and the last time you said this you were demonstrably proven wrong on how domains work, and leto is a confirmed child molester himself. So you actively post on a paedo board, run by a man that has diarised his attempts to groom his 13 year old daughter into a threesome with his wife
what's all this about nonces then
>>218301080chronically online incels bickering
>>218301079...owo is not aw**and it is not run by letoyou actual fucking dumbass lmfaoactual schizo retard i'm dealing with here
Might quit toil today
>>218301080some nonce who uses the nonce botnet is claiming to not be a nonce despite all the evidence pointing to him being a literal nonce
half a litre of vodka down in 12 hoursi blame society for making it so hard to be a gay man
Imagine taking a whiff.
>>218301127T or b?
>>218301111Leto is a schizophrenic paedo and runs both sites because the way both circumvent bans is by using the same mechanism to steal 4chan passes. They are the same website, you visit a website that hosts child porn end of
>>218301128in the night, i see him post,the coldest story ever told,somewhere far along this road he lost his soul,to a woman so arseless,how could she be so arseless?oh,how could she be so arseless
>>218301127you could just stop being gay
>>218301072doesn't have to be a bald character
>>218301127ktwm a year ago
>>218301072
>steal 4chan passesthis nigga is hallucinating new shit with every post oh my DAYS
Just reset your router if you want to ban evade it's not hard
>>218301127bender
>>218301129i accept your concession
>>218301155You dont know what a domain is. You are on a paedophile network using the same botnet that has a /kids/ board. And besides, both are banned on 4chan
Need the darts back
my week off work is basically over already, gone in a flashachieved nothingI must admit I am sorta missing my workmates though especially the women
>>218301168i replied thinking emmayank had called me a bender in response to the kanye lyrics sorrrrrry
the 'woke' are trying to put me in femboy clothing
mad that no one cared about darts until 2024
>>218301174lol now this dumbass has moved from 'website' to saying 'network' like i wouldn't notice lool>using the same botnet that has a /kids/ boardthis is getting embarrassing bruvdo you even know what a botnet is, be honest?
>>218301207everybody can see the screenshot of your kiddie porn website mate, you've been done. Pack it in now paedo
>>218301127this is the easiest its ever been to be a gay man at any point in historyin the 50s you got fucking beaten to death or chemically castrated, now the worst you might face is a sightly disapproving look
two autistic freaks arguing about 4chan at 8 in the morning
>>218301241i was only joking mate i'm not gay
>exposed for being a tech illiterate retard who made every point up because he doesn't actually know the website he's crying about>so he just shouts 'paedo' againsad to see it
>>218301201have you contacted the police about this
>>218301234You genuinely dont understand how these websites operate do you?
>>218301259giving him more attention are you
thats the paedo exposed again. done right up the arse and you can see hes panicking in these big long responses defending his paedo website posting from the /kids/ board directly
our green party came out in a presser talking about us suffering “extreme weather”yeah it’s cold and we got snow surely this can’t be normal in sweden during winter
right well this discussion is very boring so I might log off and get some breakfast
Mad how school was just a bunch of straight lads calling each other gay all day every day
>>218301286and slapping each others arses and dry humping each other
2mg clonazepam = £1need 3 of those to get through a day1l vodka = £20need 1 of those to get through a day if i'm not on the pamssorry starmer, but i've made my choice
>>218301286Evil wasn't it
Feels like this webseite has gone even more schizo than usual this year
>>218301308really hope the threadmeister discord takes off personally speaking
>>218301323will never post there ever!
>>218301330what if he made you feel like his brother?
>>218301296and sucking each others' willies and bumming each other
if you post here via some whacky external site to circumvent bans or posting restrictions then you have some issues, paedo or not imo
the fit zoomer girl at toil keeps grabbing my arm but with very cold hands so it's actually quite unpleasant
Storm Goretti just killed my nan
>>218301341right
>>218301351ok
Storm Gorpheus
>fair claim dude but i just enjoy ban evadinglol
>>218300852for me i would like to be bundled up in front of a roaring fireplace in a cottage in some snowy village
some incel's nan just flew over my house
>>218301297because you're gay?
asmr video of some lass tapping books all neatly stored in a bookcase. can tell not a single one of those books has ever been opened
all we have to do is build a clone site, make it just /brit/, and then have a bot posting /brit/ threads on this board with reminders of where we actually areif the jannies really just hate moderating /brit/ then logically they'd let it slide
>>218301388makes sense that people from hot countries long to go somewhere cold
this is the same spastic that post a local IP address and claimed he was an elite hacker btw
I'm in a summer state of mind and yet it's January. Utterly despise winter.
>>218301425didn't that basically already happen during the sharty schism and half the regulars just disappeared and the thread was barely ticking over most of the day
>>218300095Lil bro learned a valuable lesson that day
>>218301468You posted 192.168.1.1 as one of the jannies IP addresses mate, you are literally a retard
>>218300464Oh my DAYS every single time
>>218301482>>218301496scremaing what did htis guy doIM HACKIN TH EJANN LOOK IM IN HIS ORUTER LOOOL
>>218301496And remember what you said? You thought that was a dox and traceable because you dont understand IP addresses lmfao
thousands dead or maimed or raped by storm goretti
>>218301506>>218301506>>218301506
>>218301296mad how the prettier boys would basically get sexually assaulted every now and then
>used all my holidays to take every Friday off from October-last Friday>this is the first Friday I'm going to work in over 3 months>feels like working on a Saturdaythis is bloody grim as ladsyou can't imagine this feeling
