>>218307190
i hate women

iran has a population of 90 million
that's mental
more than the uk. how do you fit that many in some sand and mountains

>>218307190

Foids are very feral and primitive. They’re like monkeys

And, they can only thrive off men’s attention

>>218307238
For every Brit there are like 5 Indonesians, what do they even do over there

any of you lads old enough to have had a wank before 9/11?

think cinema peaked at the jimmy neutron: boy genius kids in america scene

>>218307275
i've had a wank to 9/11 if that counts

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>>218307268

Just finished doing my skincare routine x

another dogshit porn brain early new from an australian. charming

>>218307275
I had one during

How is /brit/ still a thing?
Isn't 4chan banned in UK?

I like women because I shag them. You can't so don't.
>you simp u-unlike me-
Die lonely LOL!

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>>218307190
Bimbos look exactly the same all over the world

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>>218307238
wish we had some over here x

have to buy bread and milk, can't be fucking arsed to do it, might employ a brown man to fetch the goods for me

>>218307190
An early new? Janberg is fuming

Driving a supercharged jag in winter is a fun experience
Put my foot down to overtake and the fucking thing tried to go sideways in 4th at like 40mph

Ah yes it's the once every couple of days JF post asking if we're banned even though we evidently aren't

>>218307308
Yeah

>>218307299

raper of tight britisher bumholes

after all these years i still enjoy playing kingdom hearts

nothing more vile in this world than a british mans arse

>>218307424
you've never seen mine ;)

i used to be a gamer
these days i struggle to hit the right buttons with my mouse cursor in outlook

>>218307424
took a photo of my bunghole once for non gay reasons and could not agree more

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>>218307238
All the thirdie countries have gone mental since we invented fertiliser

I used to work with a cute chubby Iranian girl. She hated the regime and was putting flyers up around the office for a protest one day when a coworker told her to piss off advertising. Then she started crying and I looked after her and we hugged and she invited me out for a drink with her friends and then I met her boyfriend, a really tall ripped hairy guy who was about 10 years older and that was that.
Thank you for reading my blog pls hit the like button dm for promo x

is 4chan banned in britain xD

tried playing Expedition 33 but the battles happen too fast for me to process

>>218307496
Don't like this trend
Don't like it one bit

Fuck sake team got a cold sore. Applied some vapour rub to it as apparently that works

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need to start airdropping condoms

people think I'm dumb but it's actually part of my daily philosophy, name a philosophy book and ive probably read it, share a thought and ive probably thought it but after all my searching I concluded that nobody knows anything and world is subjective. It is best not to try to hard at anything, taosim, flow with the river. Nothing is gained by being the knower, everything is gained by being the fool. The most influential philosopher is kierkegaard or jiddu kirshnamurti but ultimately you only see with your eyes and should conclude within your own thoughts and feelings due to the subjectivity

>>218307533
isnt it turn based?

>>218307507
Hi, the boyfriend was me, we wanted to see if you could shag her for a month while I go off to do hairy man business, but you left too quickly and now the offer has been rescinded

>>218307496
it's not fertilizer, it's modern medecine curbing infant mortality

>>218307560
yeah but when you defend and you have to time it perfectly, found it impossible

>>218307507
Always found middle-eastern women insufferable and histrionic, no redeeming qualities about them. Insecure, vacuous, uppity gimps the lot of them

>>218307567
Ohh

>>218307548
This is basically what Bill Gateses's foundation does and for some reason chuds got it in their mind that it's a bad thing and some evil plot to destroy the world through birth control.

>>218307546
wtf EW isn't a virgin...*horse emoji*

>>218307548
And then they come crying when they dont have enough food to go round

my arse looks good

>>218307559
no offence but this is a stupid post
x

feels like there's a protest every few months in iran
always a nowtbutty, as i believe the english say
even if the fella's overthrown there's hardly any alternative governments around. place would descend into an unstable mess. 'magine 90 million refugees

ah yes the mentally ill attention seeking freak and the one or two people who always respond and feed it attention combo is it

just there applied for two jobs i told the job centre i applied for in november
the deadline was today

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>>218307648
never been offended in my life honestly. I am a shameless animal

>>218307649
>'magine 90 million refugees
Corr am finkin let's get them housed

snowing outside lads

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omds

>>218307649
>magine 90 million refugees
leftypol dusting off his refugees welcome sign already but only for the blokes

hypothetically if you barebacked a bottom who was on prep but there might have been some cum already in his arse could you get aids via it entering your knob hole?

>>218307663
hope you get one lad. be nice for you to have a job wouldn't it

All my homies neo-malthusian

>>218307680
Average bricklayer apprentice on the gold coast

>>218307662
Hi x

(1) Dogs are mammals.
(2) Mammals have livers.
Therefore (3) dogs have livers.

(1) Dogs are mammals.
(4) Mammals do not have gills.
Therefore (5) dogs do not have gills.

much to think about
>>218307673
NEEL
>>218307689
ask your gp not me

>>218307689
stuff like this is why religions banned homosexuality
depraved paraphilia that makes beasts out of men

Do all dogs really go to heaven?

ΛΑΣΚΑΡΙΣ ΑΛΛΟΔΑΠΗ ΓΑΙΗ ΕΝΙΚΑΤΘΕΤΟ ΓΑΙΗΝ, ΟΥΤΙ ΛΙΗΝ ΞΕΙΝΗΝ, Ω ΞΕΝΕ, ΜΕΜΦΟΜΕΝΟΣ. ΕΥΡΕΤΟ ΜΕΙΛΙΧΙΗΝ. ΑΛΛ' ΑΧΘΕΤΑΙ ΕΙΠΕΡ ΑΧΑΙΟΙΣ. ΟΥΔ' ΕΤΙ ΧΟΥΝ ΧΕΥΕΙ ΠΑΤΡΙΣ ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΟΝ
much to think about

>>218307690
yeah i need one but at the same time cant be arsed working
that old dilemma isn’t it
going to be a grim first week back down the toil mines when it comes

glod

>>218307715
this can happen with hetrosexual relations too couldn't it mohammed

>>218307649
Dommy Wobinson and his ilk seem to think that the only alternative is the reinstating of a government like the Shah
It would probably end up like Egypt though with an even more unpleasant group taking power

Mad how X is apparently full of the 'p but only our government has noticed it

>>218307751
they'd be destabilised and impoverished for many years which is a win for us

>>218307643
reckon you’re ready to be a bottom?

>>218307749
No it can't

>>218307757
>only our government has noticed it
Heh... Yeah...

laughed at the simpsons and a piece of ham flew out

>>218307590
Trvke

>>218307769
@grok did you edit this

>>218307771
worked out well with iraq and syria

>>218307777
flew out of where

>>218307749
yeah but from heterosexual relationships can spring genuine love, children, and are entirely natural. homosexuality is indeed a paraphilia. “sexual identities” are modernist nonsense. homosexuality is an act, sodomy as it used to be known, and was considered a disgusting and immoral behaviour. i believe it makes people more depraved.
>if you don’t exalt gays you’re a paki
lmao.

>>218307708
heyyyy wubu2xx

>>218307769
bizarre

>>218306236
no it's not, when you get your order they just throw in 3 regular little sauce pots so you're getting less sauce but paying more. Initially they would apologise and mention supply problems but now they don't even bother. It's a straight up scam

>>218307802
in fairness hating gays is a quintessential paki trait mate

>>218307786
you will never be german you shitskin

piece of ham just flew past my window

>University court

>>218307786
Lol, oh my days Rorke

>>218307798
me gob

>>218307673
oh shut up niel you bottom burp

>>218307842
>you will never be german
korrekt

bottom burp is the gay version of a queef

>>218307831
everyone used to hate them till like 1990
even now many people still do
wouldn’t say i actively despise them, just consider it disgusting and this weird cultural veneration of it bizzare and harmful

simpsons is unironically the best tv series of all time

someone reported me to university court for saying the n word

>>218307771
>*which is a win for Israel

>>218307881
fascinating opinions grandad, thanks for sharing

honestly can't find any video games to play any more

>>218307786
>a university court
Wtf is this lol

>>218307897
tried bingeing it myself recently and it's really not
always hear how it's such a "smart" show that "even adults can enjoy" but looking back it is very clearly a show for children

>>218307918
it's all been done before

>>218307831
Queer

just been sentenced to 40 keg stands in the university court

tried to poo quietly but just let out a massive shart which was amplified by the toilet bowl

so theres this monkey knockin about
ages ago right

wish I was French

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I want to go back

>>218307935
season 2 and 3 feel somewhat aimed towards adults, also the best season

>>218307944
cor

>>218307935
goy behaviour to not like the ‘sons

Get the X banned NOW. Can't be having that muck around anymore

>>218307918
You didn't reply last thread. What games do you usually play and enjoy?

mental how like 20% or something of gen z is bent
millions of bloodlines just psyopped out the genepool.

>>218307975
super mario bros

>>218307949
what a dumb looking alphabet
like retarded russian or summat

>>218307947
For what reason? We're just as fucked as you lot but everyone hates us to boot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5mBS1jhjY

>>218308007
Nobody really hates the French

>>218308007
brits famously loved by everyone of course

>>218307984
Have you tried uuuh
Super mario bros 2?

>>218307190
surely this is in privacy and they did not go out in public like that

Obviously Blue Sky and Mastodon are fine x

>>218307648
Ad hominem is not an argument. Refute his points if you think you're so smart.

>>218308007
I just like france :)

drinking a cup of black coffee from my bialetti moka pot

>>218308038
no idea, and don't call me Shirley

life is but a dream x

get the internet banned
get the pakis IN
get the schoolgirls nonced
get the country destroyed

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AHHHHHHH!
HELP!
THERES A WOLF IN MY HOUSE!

I too am drinking coffee

>>218308078
Labour manifesto

Tired of hearing thirdie opinions, really don't see why they're allowed to post with us from their little mud huts

wanking my 7.1 inch veiny bwc

>>218308088
cute dogberg

>>218308078
Three more years. No refunds.

>>218308055
screaming
he didn't provide an argument mate
just a shitpost
which res ponded to
dont take 4chan to serious xox

>>218308096
it's funny they hate us but love getting involved in all our business

>>218308096
Not the 50s anymore mate. They’ve largely caught up

whinge on the internet
do nothing about pakis coming in
lust of the schoolgirls you supposedly worry about
be part of destroying the country with your pathetic defeatism

>>218308146
But theyre leaving for our countries in bigger numbers? The state of you leftymong get your stories straight

He's really not good at LARPing as him is he

>>218308137
>can't do it
Not a surprise from somebody who is so stupid

>>218308157
AND EAT GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLLS

/brit/ 2026 iran summer holiday

>>218308170
because it’s still better than their countries but the idea they’re all living in mud huts is stupid and naive. actually doesn’t take them seriously which leads to whites being caught off guard.

>>218308179
ad hominem lmao

>>218308157
thats a good 53% of brit done then

nothing like a good glass of griechischer wein

Every word I post on here is to be taken 100% literally and seriously

>>218308198
A lot of Africa still is mudhuts with no water supply or electricity

So how's the Farmville farms going lads? x

>>218308223
screaming
this but for hte opposite for me

Can we set up our own internet? The STARMERnet perhaps?

glod

>>218308231
not talking solely about africa

>>218308157
right yeah mate i'll just start a paramilitary and seize parliament yeah? x

fuck off

how can a horse be a hobby?

>>218308246
thats you done

4chan needs a like system
I want to be able to like a post without having to reply

Sir, glod frequency is up 167%.
Should I activate the report subsystem?

need it sucked

>tell the woman i love i'm injured and need help
>she replies a week later saying oh sorry hope you're feeling better
I WANTED YOU TO COME HELP

>>218308274
a golf ball?

>A man who coerced a woman into having sex with more than 100 strangers over three decades has been jailed for a minimum term of 16 years.
why did he do that then

“Artificial” intelligence is an affront to God

theres this jew in my office at toil and hes such a fucking freak. Hes the most insecure man on earth and just makes up stories all the time and whenever anyone questions the legitimacy of his jewish tales he goes straight to HR and claims hes being bullied and harassed?

>>218308303
hs

>>218308309
Of course there is rorke

>>218308309
Dunno sorry

>>218308293
story?

>>218308319
grow up

>>218308293
like the lad with the funny knob from earlier

That's the most disgusting thing I've seen for a long while, and I've seen some shit

Never post that again

Going for an interview at the Jews

https://academic.oup.com/book/27026/chapter-abstract/196297782?redirectedFrom=fulltext
some of you desperately need to read and think about this

>>218308299
just dont shag a hundred men over 3 decades its not hard

>>218308309
x.com is not your "office" and Ben Shapiro is not your colleague rorke you horrible little runt

>>218308299
how on earth can he persuade a woman to shag 100 men
i can't pursuade 100 women to shag one man (me)

It's not that I want to wank multiple times a day I'm being coerced you see

>>218308356
grow up mate

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mad how utterly runtish I am
a slug of a man

bwana

>>218308293
shrieking

>>218308393
i believe it

https://www.stopitnow.org.uk/
got a targeted ad for this

The OSA is going to give us an advantage in the years to come. Its going to be like Children of Men. The whole world gets erectile dysfunction but we become a shagger island since we banned the internet

Glad to see Greggs slipping further and further. Raising prices and stocks losing value. Transphobic cunts I carried that company

>>218308383
Can't have an over 50's channel these days because woke calls it "ageist"

>>218308417
least delusional starmite

>>218308383
Ok now you're winning me over Keir

>>218308383
bet this would do big numbers on r/casualuk

>>218308432
just took this>>218308431
and changed the last number to a 2, wonder where that's gonna lead

>>218308409
STFU white people are literally second class citizens in new zealend, it's literally the law there that white people can be killed by maori if they visit the northern half the north island and only get a year in prison.

Need to venture out and buy more booze for tonight. Then do some odd jobs like empty the dishwasher and shower CBA thougheverbeit

>>218308299
on account of being a mean degenerate retard, i would guess

right who's on the beers

>>218308383
used to check the footy scores on here. now I see every goal in a webm posted by a ukrainian while a norwegian spams trannies. what will things look like in another 30 years

oh right so australia gets to ban social media for under 16s and everybody is like BVSED RVDPILLED!!

but when britain does it everybody be like NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR!!

>>218308383
>kids

>>218308468
on the beans me

>>218308479
The internet has plateaud. Declined even, due to AI slop and corporate capture.

mental quentin tarantino said paul dano was mediocre in there will be blood

hi guys its me humbert!!!

>>218308457
>ugly slugman is a weirdo cretin with bizarre views on the world
at least it does what it says on the tin aye

lads my pay rise is getting backdated to July 2025. We are SO BACK

>>218308503
Why'd he play both brothers though? Proper confusing that

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>>218308511
KAMATE KAMATE HAHH HAHHHHHHHHHH

>>218308515

Wasn't really sure after covid how I could label my political beliefs, so big thanks to Labour for making me able to simply say "the opposite of what the government does"

>>218308503
might watch that kino later during steamingtoil

>>218308468
Will be drinking later this evening.
>>218308492
Ayo, dis nigga eating beans!

>>218308551
Ktim

>>218308529
Ro'uarki'ā

>>218308518
was acting too much for just one character he needed two

not had a drink in 6 days me
bit of a soberholic if i say so myself

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mental people still believe this loony toons tier shite

>>218308578
you going to be getting steaming and shaking your skinny white derriere tonight though diego?

back hurts so much from officetoil
never felt this bad waging at the amazon warehouse

>>218308584
They didn't have ai back then so it must be real

The moon is flat

rorke seething with jealousy of the astronauts because he doesn't know how to play golf

>>218308596
fix your posture

Sipping a Monster energy Ultra blue Haiwaiian

>>218308578
look into nondual saiva tantra i think its the real deal diego, i had a spiritual experience the other day

straight on the vodka for steamingtoil because I cba going shop but no mixer so its vodka and water

>>218308596
Youre supposed to train your back so the warehouse strengthened it but the office its weakened it

>>218308611
have done all the meme ergonomic rubbish, I take regular breaks, do stretches, still gets really sore

>>218308613
sip some cyanide you melt

i enjoy changing the last number on posts and seeing where they lead to. reminds me of when i was a kid and used to dial random numbers. i dialed this one random number and memorised it and called them about 5 times, and it was some old couple every time. someone's grandparents. hehe... good times. they were always like "hello?.... (who is it) i don't know, no one's there. hello?" and i'd hang up.

>>218308616
woke nonsense

>>218308596
get a standing desk

why are you runts drinking at half 2 alone on a friday?
you wonder why your lives are so shit

is it actually over for Iran this time?

>>218308624
Did you buy a £1000 chair?

>>218308613
haha here he is. alri lad

>>218308624
split keyboard?

>>218308633
its real and indian niggas worked it all out 10000000 years ago

>>218308640
not sure im waiting for Lt. Col rorke of the incel intelligence division to give his analysis

swinging EW around by his cock and balls

>>218308675
please see a doctor

You ever see bait that is so perfect it makes you a little jealous?

opening a blue eyed Iranian women refugee camp in my garden

A customer at ALDI yesterday noticed I wasn't wearing a wedding ring and expressed surprise that I hadn't been "snapped up" yet

>>218308545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDVzmbtVZ6s

>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2026-01-01. 513 results found.

poo screaming my little white bum off at sacked tranny

>>218308721
all me

who the fuck is gorpheus

>>218308596
Get the Bob & Brad YouTube channel watched

Haven't been to a football match since lockdown
People keep seeing if I want to go to one and I'm running out of excuses not to

Just turned the dishwasher on

>>218308692
*her cock and balls

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>>218308632
dial the number like on one of these?

>>218308781
Not worth it. Can watch it in the comfort of your own home instead of in the cold surrounded by drunk, screeching retards.

>>218308781
do the old 'did the man kick ball' bit

>>218308796
nah, you held the phone like that but the numbers were a number pad

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

that nigga allergic to having fun

>>218308806
I don't want them thinking I'm an incel, thanks

>>218308781
like watching football but dont like going to the match which people think is strange. why would I want to be stood in the cold and loud stadium with grown menchildren singing songs and getting angry at men kicking the ball when I can watch it in peace and quiet at home

>>218308856
if you actually don't like football what's wrong with just saying so though
pretending to like it when you don't is far more incellious

>in the cold
Don't they ever play soccer in the summer?

>>218308880
That wasn't me, they know I'm an incel

>>218308782
alri billionaire save some money for the rest of us

>>218308888
yeah its called the world cup
there's going to be one in canada this year you should look into it

>>218308888
season ends in May and starts again in August. International stuff is in the summer

wish my life was more meaningful
wish i was important, not famous or wealthy, not well-known, just wish i felt like i served a purpose in the world

>>218308920
Should have become a doctor

>>218308904
>>218308912
Fascinating
Why's that then? Seems like summer would be the ideal time for soccer in Britain.

I watch footie but I'm a massive virgin freak

can't see myself shagging ever again

>>218308782
are you sure she's turned on and isn't just faking it

>>218308944
historically cricket was the summer sport and football was the winter sport

>>218308920
Life isn't supposed to be meaningful. The sooner you give up on these childish delusions the better

>>218308952
>she

eating some beetroot

glod

>>218308960
Huh never thought of that
We don't really play either here
Or at least we didn't while I was growing up

Any twisty little bullshit man in

>>218308970
Maybe a resident from qu*bec

mr dobalina
mr bob bobalina

>>218308991
Youre americanised runts thats why

>>218309016
I'm gay

>>218309027
Hi gay I'm pierre

Right then, I'll be requiring one gf please

>>218308594
...prefer not to say
>>218308616
real deal is god everywhere all the time mate
dont need some drug cheat code
not saying it can't be fun or helpful but it's like not what we ar elooking fro
>>218308617
best way to drink it if you care about carbs
>>218308636
tbf what els eis there to do if you'be odne your work
and if you start drinking now even with work until 6pm you still will be sober enough to deal with

octopus energy any good?

>>218309071
Looks normal to me desu

>>218309071
Corr sexo

Reminder this is the runt calling you a freak for playing video games

whats wrong with having an early drink on a friday while wfh? toilberg had a half day so nun he could do anyway

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the suck

>>218309121
its just a bit grim but cant say i dont do it see above

did a big spunk last night

getting the r/bbwfeet gooned to x

>>218309131
enjoy lad. allergic to walnut me

Might get back into Minecraft, build a big project

>>218309131
Reddit in a can

>>218309167
saw some good ones on stripchat the other day

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>walnut whip milk stout

bouldering in a can

rorke's breakfast.

ingredients:
green onions, onion greens, shallots, green shallots, spring onions, green onions, onion greens, shallots, green shallots, spring onions, green onions, onion greens, shallots, green shallots, spring onions, green onions, onion greens, shallots, green shallots, and spring onions

preparation:
none.

finding my way back to a hardcore minecraft play-through

>>218309199
wtf i love rorke now

>>218309213
didn't know you were a runt like that swedelad

>>218309236

>>218309131
I won't lie and I swear I'm not usually judgemental but I would immediately think you're a queer if I saw you drinking that.

>>218309233
started playing minecraft some years ago with the missus watching and it’s now an on-off thing
sometimes i just wanna ‘plore and build

>>218309018
True