Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years. They reach sexual maturity around 150 years of age.
>>218310880>loses virginity about halfway through its lifespan Don't give up, incels.
>>218310880they interfere with oil extraction we must blow them up
>>218310880Some of them have been virgin longer than me
>>218310880they're also almost all blind because they all end up eventually getting some parasite that feeds off of their eyes.
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>>218310880Eh. It's pointless, and a bit cruel if you think of it. Imagine having to float in darkness eating whatever happens to drift by, with a parasite on your eye for 500 years. It must be a punishment.
>>218311095https://youtu.be/LBlxHwhuwlU
>>218311095Schopenhauer would posit that they are likely accustomed to their lives like you are to yours and they have their own joys and sorrows.
>>218310880if these niggas can reproduce how is /int/ failing
>>218311605They’re struggling, you know. Too many Icelanders who want to piss on their corpses.
>>218311651donald trump wants greenland so the chinese dont eat them all
>>218311095Humans are exactly like that if you think about it, just shorter lifespan and the parasites don't eat your eyes but your money
>>218310880*insert a "yo momma" joke here related to pic
>>218310880I got scared into almost drowning once while working offshore in Norway. One of picrel was floating almost right behind me in the dark water, all my asshole crew members told me was "turn around"...
>>218310880their life is too small
