soup edish
>>218311571corr
>>218311571WUD
soup ebowl surely
Sometimes when I've claimed to be 'poo screaming' I was not actually poo screaming
>>218311623Haha that's Gemini done up the arse
don't like soup me
>>218311661oh shut up you welsh twat
might treat myself for completing the first work week of this year
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10701497/I-gave-Britains-eccentric-aristocrat-baby-craved-wont-her.htmlHe did find a woman before but she gave birth to a girl so he cut off all contact
>"bro you have to check out this page shitlondonguinness trust it's the funniest thing ever">"alright now split the g with me">"rahhhhh you're miles off"
>>218311623screamingmental how many self-inflicted Ls Big Woke has taken since the 2020 zeitgeist
>>218311669Its a theocracy just like UK
>>218311661strange fella
>>218311669frankly I think the whole antisemitism thing has gone a bit too far, it's making racists suck off browns now
Norwood ripper came for me last year, might have to shave in a few years at this rate
chasing a cheese, mayo and egg sandwich with a beer that tastes worse than old piss
are there any QUEERS in the thread tonight?
It is 2026Would you shag Katie Price?
>>218311684I might kill myself
just got home and washed last nights dishes
>>218311690She looks a little... swarthy
>>218311706but Iranians aren't brown
>>218311691No way men are still pinrolling their genes lmfao
he might have gone a bit crazy at the end there,. but he was 100% correct in his description of leftypol
hate how long it takes to level combat skills in skyrim might just leave two handed, one handed, and archery tbqh
>>218311721@grok put a bag over it's """face"""
>>218311721didn't find her attractive even in her 90s prime
had a wank and now my room smells :x
>>218311721no her holes are all blown through by harvey
>>218311721no all i'd be able to think about would be big harv's big poo on her stomach
>>218311721Looks like one of those extremely dirty German bimbo MILFs from late 2000s porn with fake everything, thinking Jacky Lawless etc
>>218311721thought doctors took an oath to do no harm
>>218311743Guinness drinkers are
>>218311465humans are products of a harsh planet, inside an indifferent universe, behaving exactly like organisms shaped by those conditions.
>>218311664what did he mean by this
iran shut down their internet haha trump rearranging the world order. obama must feel like a right idiot right nowoh british culture yeah? before you sperg out you spastic post about your shit every thread so shant be listening to you
"Normal minds believe in sciences and con minds do not. That simple." discuss
Love the scent under my ballsack if only fannards smelled like that
>>218311787Incredible
>>218311721Its mad that she inspired a generation of girls with her make up and style. I believe shes still popular with the proles
>>218311798why is he sad :(
>>218311821The grammar is poor
>>218311798
>>218311798Cheer up anon, it's Friday :)
Simply not doing any work except stuff that simply has to be delivered in some way or form to someone else or else I'll be in trouble and going to see how long I can keep this ruse upNot actually done anything last two days now
>>218311798Not womfy :(
>>218311850>>218311852!
>>218311854Been doing this for about seven years mate
>>218311838it's friday and he wants to get steaming but he's trying to lose weight and not feel like shit every weekend and can't give in after 1 week
If you're not thriving yet then 2026 is a wash, best start prepping for 2027
>>218311798>>218311850>>218311852>>218311889grow up freaks
>"yah mate give me three pints of Guinness no logo on the foam hah hah hah">"no I don't drink stout mate I drink guinness">"Bro they only let it sit for 93 seconds everyone knows 100 is optimal">"bro did you read that piece in the guardian"Hang them
>>218311840eyes too far apart, looks like that sloth from ice age
>>218311840https://youtu.be/mHONNcZbwDY?si=FmPNI1ywVdJQpQMT&t=80
>>218311909>>"bro did you read that piece in the guardian"not since they put up a paywall
>>218311840Not even a slither of a bum
going to die
>>218311909Find soy posts like this more grating and annoying than the subject itself. Stop imagining enemies in your head and grow up
>>218311840saw this on /fit/ but couldn't find who she was sadly
A Love Island star has ended up in hospital after his girlfriend's dog bit his face. The 28 year old personal trainer, who graced screens on the ITV2 dating show in 2023, took to Instagram to share a gruesome snap of his lip injury that required six stitches and a tetanus jab.
any muttonistas in
>>218311840perfect arse
>>218311952Suck my tiny dick
>>218311959whoever was taking the picture should have intervened
>>218311690>Sahara Sunday Spainwhy is that her name
I reckon I weigh at least double the heaviest person here
>>218311721for the teenage nostalgia i'm saying yes but reckon i couldn't do the deed when i saw her munted up harvey hole
>>218312005so you weigh double your own weight? THICCO
>>218311959>his girlfriend's dog bit his face. Imagine the things she'll do to stop him from insisting the dog is destroyed
Ever watch that documentary on Adrian Chiles and how much he drinks?The lad puts them away like fizzy pop and then gets up to do the breakfast show like it's nothing. A real pro.
>>218311968Is that seaside mark?
>>218311721i've always prefered jodie marsh
>>218312069I did and he was a bitch He barely drank at all and constantly cried about his drinking "problem" totally ridiculous self arselicking wankfest
>>218311933Did they actually? Thought that was against their entire mantra >>218311952>imaginingClearly you haven't been to a pub in the past half decade
>>218312088With her rectangular snozz
>>218312028embarrassing diego
>>218312028>>218312005infinity stone infinity poundsthat catty gay bloke off that telly show buying a first class ticket to his house to call him a fatty boombalatty
>>218312113hs
running a bath
i don't shag, how could you tell?
>>218311968This man is genuinely disgusting
>>218312088did a lot of teenage wanks to that time she was wearing belts as a 'dress' across her chebs
just so it’s known at 6:30 I will NOT be posting because I will be at a restaurant on a date with a girl from tinder. she is 5’3 and a little bit chubby but not a lot, more like what they considered fat for women in the 1980s
At high doses, cosmic rays can tear through DNA molecules and damage biological tissue. Prolonged exposure to cosmic radiation can increase the risk of cancer, cataracts, and reproductive problems. It can also hinder neurogenesis, the process of generating new cells in the brain.Turns out there's a reason why most of you are retarded
>>218312185blot on neurotypical
postman puts 5 ocado leaflets through my letterbox what is he playing at
>>218312185>Friday night>First dateMate she's a wrong-un
>>218312108Literally never seen anyone do this in a pub mate
>>218312135what are the logistics of this venture then
>>218312209>blot onhe said he was going to a restaurant not playing bingo you melon
>>218312185what type of restaurant are you taking chubbers to?
>>218312185get the alcoholic beverages drank with her, helps ease off the tension
hehehehehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767949334529488.mp4
>>218312217as a temporarily embarassed shagger, what's the problem with fridays?
>>218312217that just makes me think she's ancient
>>218312241water
you lads going out tonight............or staying in like every other night of the week?
>>218312266
>>218312281satyubg ub gaga
>>218312266gay freak horse
>>218312266zesty
>>218312241poured some bubble bath in. turned the tap on. need to wait about 40 mins for it to fill. might eat some peanuts while i wait.
hes a nonce for horses too thats weird im talking about the raped btw not toby
>>218312245Italian>>218312248I can’t have many I’m driving but yeah>>218312256She is older than me but not that much older
diego's saving himself til marriage
>>218312281>or staying in like every other night of the week?yh
>>218312249shitting nora those are fucking udders
I'm going to bed. Cosmic rays are killing you all. Sweet dreams x
I'm 10 stone
>>218312319YESSSS I LIKE YOUYESSSS
>>218312284raped paedo
just realised i'm literally the only male commenter on a language learning channel, and the creator gears it towards women
the raped
reminds me it’s soon time to bring the horses in
>>21831231040 minutes? You filling a swimming pool?
>>218312251If she's really got nothing better to do on a Friday night then meet someone from Hinge there's probably an issue. Most first dates are midweek things. Also her agreeing to a restaurant for first date suggests she's perhaps a bit desperate. Women can get blokes falling off a log these days. Why is she so keen? Just be on guard for whacko stuff.
>>218312319bro bout be a virgin 4 lyf
smashing my neighbour's wing mirrors off
>>218312339>>218312343Cosmic rays
>>218312333
>>218312388theological understanding = 0embarrsisng
>>218312348it's a big bath
just found out my mums gave the wine I got her for Christmas to my aunt for her birthday It’s like that is it
reckon i can use a switch charger to charge a steam deck?
>>218312400blud is already pissed at 5pm
>>218312424porject on
Thoughts on this particular post that was made specifically at dead hours yesterday?
>>218312400Funny how all the babies with cancer that end up surviving are thanks to God.But all those other innocent babies that died of cancer nah that’s not on god that’s not his fault he can’t control that!!
>>218312414Wonder who she'll give it to. With any luck you mind end up getting it on your birthday.
>>218312463god doesn't owe anyone anything you utter freakget a clue
how I'm feeling rn
Annual Leave is officially started. AND it lush x
>>218312249These are lovely. Nice face too
>>218312414one of those regifters
>>218312460So he’s got money and he’s got mates and he’s being a whinging bastard because we might be kicked off the site. What about me? 0 money 0 mates don’t see me crying like this pussy hole
after WW2 4/5(8/10?) men smoked tobacco and american tobacco "bulk" camenow we dont have tobacco "industries"MAYFAIR is a japanese brandMARLBORO is a yank brand - made by a scot(!)was it "worth" it for free tobacco
>>218312442>haha i'm so le durnk i can't even type properlysad you're supposedly a grown man
>>218312494>AL after one week backMental lad, simply mental
Tick tock
>>218312485>is all loving and all powerful>let’s innocent babies die painful deathsSure broski
dont like matcha just tastes like grass to me
>>218312542i thought you were going to bed67 raped
>>218312554Not a part of His plan
>>218312529you are severally mentally ill>>218312554>nooo life should just be a playpen where nothing ever happens reee fuck consequences fuck the fallchilkd
>>218312582>you are severally mentally illhs?
>>218312521Amber leaf is UK you melt
the only thing i know how to cook is chicken thighs in the air friar and ive had that every day this week so tonight i'm having a microwave chicken tikka biriyani from tesco>>218312418yeah might be a bit slower though
>>218312582>the babies DESERVED it!
>>218312533i was never off
>>218312586im not drinking (yet)>>218312603most literate atheist
>>218312582What has an innocent baby done to deserve the consequences (cancer)
>>218312489good
>>218312615how does that make him 'severely mentally ill'
the babies should have prayed harder tbqh
>>218312611He posted the whole thing th3 bloody madman
>>218312542thought you were going to bed
>>218312591im going to report the polish "EU" shops for selling tobacco if they get fined like 5k the money cant go "back" to poland and pay EU taxes
poo
Any /brit/ smokers how did you become a smoker?For me it was being in pubs as a kid pre smoking ban, I always loved the smell of it and it made me super curious. Then when I was 15 on a family holiday to Spain, one evening while mum and dad were pissed I snuck off with another kid I'd met and we went off bought a pack of fags from a machine in a bar. Managed to get some cans in one of the dodgy 'British Supermarkets' you get in such places and we went to the beach and got pissed and smoked the lot. Felt sick as a parrot the next day.
the vaped
had three coffee and two fennel teas todaymight have another tea
>>218312686s
>>218312686
>>218312554Get the gnostic gospels read
>>218312664I’m new so I don’t get it
>>218312577>>218312657Earth is constantly bombarded by radiation from the Sun (solar flares, cosmic rays) and distant cosmic events (like gamma-ray bursts from exploding stars), which our atmosphere and magnetic field mostly deflect, but intense events can penetrate, causing ionospheric disturbances, auroras, and even temporary radiation belts, affecting satellites and astronauts, with some ancient events leaving clues in tree rings. While generally protected, extremely powerful, rare blasts, like the "Brightest of All Time" GRB in 2022, show Earth's vulnerability and offer insights into past mass extinctions. I thought you were going to bed
zesting a blood orange straight into my mouth
>>218312726your foster brother bombarded you with rapiation
grok ai private mode wank on the cards
Diego bodying all these atheist twats today
>>218312622nothingyou think the world works where people dont have consequences on undeserving peopel? lol lmao utter child>>218312629insane mentally ill imagination
>>218312726Would LOVE LOVE LOVE a Carrington Event
>>218312743s
fancy a chicken thigh nowdon't have a machine to fry them in air though
>>218312726I reckon mobile phones probably do worse damage to us
Agnosticism is the answerWe currently can't prove God's existence or non-existence, so the correct answer is to say "we don't know if he exists"
>>218312754i dont think its extreme mental illness to observe someone making several basic spelling errors and conclude he might have had a few
standing over the radiator with no pant on. heating the cock up
>>218312787v low iq post>>218312788grow up
>>218312835what do you mean 'grow up'
>>218312812the warm willy
On This Day in 1988, 9 January: Over 10,000 gay men and lesbians protest in Central London against Section 28
>>218312835Ad hominem isn't an argument. Anyway, if God's existence was provable, you would have proven it by now, but you never have.
Infinity children die of leukemia? Shrug.One survives? PRAISE THE LORD GOD IS GOOD AMEN AMEN AMEN
>>218312872gaaaaaaay
>>218312787Agnostic-Agnosticism could be the answer, actually. As with standard Agnosticism there's the assumption that "we don't know" is the "correct" answer, but it could also be possible that we don't know if "we don't know" is the "correct" answer, or if there is even a "correct" answer.
Corr might have some bread
>>218312872tories making eating poo illegal or something?
Two truths and a lie - go!
>>218312902white or brown or granary or flat or sour or what?
>>218312922I'm black. I've been blacked. I am 43 years old.
>>218312922i'm fati'm smellyi'm a cat
>>218312908>>218312872Section 28 refers to a part of the Local Government Act 1988, which stated that local authorities in England, Scotland and Wales "shall not intentionally promote homosexuality or publish material with the intention of promoting homosexuality" or "promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship".
>>218312936White I reckon haha
believe in the gnost
>>218312879i look like this
>>218312923more than the fanny vagina i'm much more intrigued by the fanny area around the fanny vagina especially if it's exposed while the fanny vagina is covered like in this image
>>2183129221 + 1 = 22 + 2 = 4/brit/ is good
>>218312856childish asusmptino>>218312873>Anyway, if God's existence was provable, you would have proven it by now,evidence?also many people think they have proven god's existenceand even if it's not 100% provable why does that make it not true lmaowhere's yoru argumentwhat a crazy thing to write
>>218312969Sounds sensible
>well be interesting to see how things progress with IranDeano mate just posted this alongside a video of the protests Nigga you know nothing about this countryYou know nothing about mid east politics aside from your biannual trips to DubaiWho do you think you're fooling
>>218312787if you don't know either way, it is best to believe in god. in the case god doesn't exist, nothing matters. but in the case god does exist and you chose to believe in god, you will be rewarded in heaven for believing god. if god exists and you chose not to believe in god, you will not go to heaven.
>>218313042what's a childish assumption?
Odds I have a mega wankEvens I just make some tea
how is it not one of these works fucksake
>>218313073What's a mega wank?
>>218313054Same goes for cunts posting about "ICE" as if that's an acronym anyone outside of America should know or give a fucking shit about
>>218313096poo
>>218313077wouldn't mind sucking him off
>>218313096A wank but mega
>>218313061lmaoabsolute spaz
Here is my wife
>>218313054Confront him then. Oh you won't.
reckon it would be really easy to shag russian women if you wanted to learn their language and meet them through learning apps like interpals could just tell them you wanted to learn actually speaking face to face and it would naturally escalate from there
>>218313080gettem janny
>>218311968Riviera-Side Marcos
just rotated my mattressWhy didn’t anyone tell me about thisFeels amazing feels brand new
>>218313132bit rude
What's /brit/'s obsession with 'confronting' people
>>218313080it's mad. hooktube and invidious don't work either
sir mattress rotator
>>218313080the second one works for me
What's the deal with Chevy Chase then, why's he so interesting they made a documentary
>>218313142Freak
Apologize
Bloody hell lads never get old
>>218313231prefer cory chase me
>>218313255I'm not the one acting hard and slagging off my mate on /brit/. Go call him out in the groupchat. You won't. Runt.
The tiktokfu
>>218313182She (male) only tranned out because she (he) has a tiny wilkins
>>218313273Main problem is he got fat
>>218313281bizarre mid shitter
>>2183132082nd on that list or "2" in the number column
>>218313246I wonder if artists from a few centuries ago imagined that one day, a machine would be able to produce similar works of art to their own
>>218313273He was already bald, now he's fat and has a beard
>>218313280You're actually such a little freak lmao
typical scousermakes joke about someone’s mum getting raped.same person comes back with joke about his friend who killed himself.the scouser then says that’s not funny and starts playing the victim
>>218313273that david seamen?
oh, Wednesday? wouldn't mind having SEX with her!
>>218313321Meltdown.
>>2183132082nd on the list
fixed a wicket with little success
>>218313322He looks like what Jay from the inbetweeners would look like if his made up stories were real
>>218313182What's this sexy boy's name please
>UK economy set to have returned to growth despite caution over Rachel Reeves's BudgetIn a blow to Rachel Reeves...
>>218313361well shee's not a boy
tung tung tung didy :skull:
>Britain has been threatened with sanctions if Sir Keir Starmer attempts to block Elon Musk’s X over its AI tool undressing women and children.>Anna Paulina Luna, a US Republican congresswoman and ally of Donald Trump, warned she would bring forward legislation to “sanction not only Starmer, but Britain as a whole” if it moved to ban the social media platform.Friendship with Trump/Musk endedThe women and children must be protected from paeodphile yank FREAKS
deafened by tinnitus
>>218313378pretty obviously is
>>218313322The word accountability doesn't exist in the scouse dialect
Unlovable little creature I am. Bet even the gays wouldn't have me
The emotional immaturity you have to have to be afraid of getting old lmao the state of some of my fellow 30-something year olds on here afraid of norwood, get over it you can't be young forever
>>218313434Gay bloke who works at my gym always says goodbye and have a nice day when I leave, none of the women do.
couldnt they already be undressed via photoshop though
>>218313448>you can't be young foreverwell i can
Any contemptible mollusc of a man in?
>>218313273Kinda fuckin name is Boaz
am I cooked?
>>218313451How do you know he's gay? Does he do the voice?
>>218313473my spirit animal is the sea cucumber
>>218313281who is it?
And we're the ones that get bollocked by the world for policing the internet
>>218313322What's this about then
>>218313512Yeah bit of a gay voice, wears an earring, and wears 'yoga pants' or whatever they're called that women wear when working out.
>>218313536Cyberspace command sounds cool
member when people tried convincing us that eating with your hands is good actually
>>218313580F off you C
>>218313580this cunt eating a sandwich with a spoon
>>218313322built to bottom
>>218313586s
not sure what to have for tea
>>218313593>she thinks im talking about sandwiches
>>218313617how about tea
>>218313617english breakfast tea is good
>>218313671woke
wish i could enjoy tea but it's just an inferior version of coffee
>>218313652People in northern England refer to dinner as "tea" for some reason
>>218313722you seem to think /cum/ is an inferior version of /brit/
arent northerners honest and hardworking people though
they call diego 007,0 inches tall 0 sex had7 arguments lost on brit tonigt
>>218313750yeah true
ooh ooh ah ah sexy eyes im gonna take you to paradise
>>218313767He won't like this
>>218313767haha cope on matei've won 7 arguments and win em all cos people here are mostly v thick
the same three autistic spastics on here obsessing over diego again.
https://youtu.be/9d_EI9jDcXQ
>>218313767they call you james cunt cause youre a cunt
>>218313788hideous deformed wench
janny's gonna blow his top
>>218313797You've never proven God's existence, you just spew a bunch of sophist bollocks. You're the worst kind of Dunning-Kruger idiot
yankie can have emma watson's poo. personally, i'd like to have SEX with her!
>>218313728completely normal thing to do
everyone whos not from australia is a hideous mutated retarded braindead fucking freak mutant
>>218313826i've provided countless arguments for god's existenceseen no serious attempts to refut ethemand see constant bizarre unjustified assertions about episteomlogy like the one i complained about earlierhow on earth is that "dunning-kgruger"
>>218313652
>>21831385390% of australians have deformed skin due to cancer
Christ is kingSimple as
>>218313861god told me you should post your willy for the lads
watching incest porn
>>218313728I'm from Bucks, no northerners in my family, and it's always been tea for me too.
>>218313868sybau>>218313889based
Canadian here who moved to the UK a few years ago, why do you all hate some random town 5 miles over from yours? I've asked and nobody seems to have an answer that isn't some form of calling them all incestous, posh, or a shithole.
watching gay incest porn
>>218313913
>>218313925Because my town is better, simple as
>>218313925something to do innit
canadian incapable of understanding banter
>>218313925because it's full of wools obviously
>>218313969well he is a diagnosed schizophrenic
The hot honey burger from kfc tastes like shit
>>218313990well yeah its got hot honey in it
>>218313925people from cheadle, staffordshire all have strange ears because they're inbred
>>218313861>argumentsYeah, sophist bollocks
>>218313990how do you know what shit tastes like
everything i dont like is the dunning krueger effect
im a diagnosed baby girl and bratty princess x
>>218314014hs?
>>218314024Because I've eaten shit? Not hard to understand
the german song griechischer wein has violently raped itself into my head and i cannot stop hearing it and humming it
>>218314040do you mean disagree with
>>218314058this but ring my bell by anita ward
>>218314046hey diego our building management didn't put the heating on over christmas and then the pipes burst whene we came back in jan lmaobit of a false economy isn't it
>>218314046do you ever get tired of having the exact same "debate" with the same militant atheist poster almost every day
>>218313990KFCs are always run by pakis, they probably shat in your burger
>>218314058haha this but in dulci jubilo by mike oldfield
the last /bert/
>>218314089wtd building management why were they in charge of the heating>>218314092dont post here very often but yes it's boring repeating same basic philosophy 101 or not being read properly
another weekend of wehrmacht tiktok edit watching
>>218314149bizarre
Um, lads...?
my hairs kind of a Mess I should’ve had a haircut
>>218313536it's expected of turd world mooslims though
we've never hit 350 posts like this i think
she won’t mind she said my hair was nice anyway
bizarre
Diego be like>God exists because I read it in a "philosophy" book
Look at my excellent sleeping this week well done me
new>>218314025
>>218314262>>218314262
>>218314225janner fumed one day and forced us to use the maximum post limit instead of leaving at 300
