partying with the fakecels edition>>218278116
Brunester at the party
Didn't do the texture painting thing this afternoon in the end.Maybe tomorrow.
good evening
Total austrian deathScared of the missions that seem to give land to the pope thoughcan alspo recreate kingdom of jerusalem>>218314840Elsass moment
>>218315053Good morning med. I have no money and I must sleep.I was supposed to go out with my friends today to drink something but the evening out got cancelled because one of my friends' family are control freaking her life and don't want her to go out, even to hang out with friends.Can't relate, my mom prays for the day I gtfo of my house.Also saw some other argie flag posting in the last thread, idk who that was.
>>218315861I thought they were migratory birbs, dunno what they were doing here.
I have to justify my every decision because in my mind, every decision of mine is a wrong one.
>>218315861what a rude thing to saywhat did the Austrians do this tiem?
>>218313183Never apologize for incelposting>>218313938Never had an issue talking at school, I liked participating and making jokes>>218315902Learning not to justify yourself is very important thing. Most people don't care about what you do anyway and your motives will rarely be put into questions.
>>218315943genoa took tunisia somehow, but they're in the hre so austria wants to fighthey're also stong
>>218316084Never talked and teachers kept roasting me in the bulletin because of it, which made me even less wanting to talk
>>218316113Yeah that's not a nice feeling. I hope they're kinder to shy kids nowadays.
>>218316096EUV, I assume?not too familiar with HRE mechanics in that, my paraslop of choice is HoI4 and CK
>>218316331EUIVToo lazy to learn another game (that changes every week)
I have no friends but I don't care about getting any whereas I don't have a girlfriend but I care about getting one. How do you explain this?
>>218316422benis in bagina
>>218315902I have a constant dread about every single decision I have to take and whenever I feel I'm being taken advantage of, or attacked, or insulted, I can't seem to choose between just swallowing all the pain and ignoring the fact I'm sometimes treated like shit, or overreacting and exploding like a psycho and ruining important relationships with people who I inevitably need in my life.Someone~ free~ me~ from~ this~ hell~>>218313938I used to be scared of public speaking in middle school (primary school actually) because everyone else was afraid of it, until I hit puberty and realized I prefer to be the biggest dicked of them all by speaking out in public because I stopped caring if people thought I looked ridiculous. I can't be more ridiculous than some politicians and assholes who get paid to talk shit.>>218316311Never understood why shy kids are forced into public speaking desu. I always offered to talk if the teacher looked at someone shy, to help them avoid their fate.
>>218316493>realized I prefer to be the biggest dicked of them all by speaking out in public because I stopped caring if people thought I looked ridiculoushow do you do this
>>218316493>why shy kids are forced into public speaking desuBecause you gotta train that to overcome the shyness. If you're never put in this position, you will never learn to do it.But of course you're gotta prod gently or you alienate the kid
>>218316472 Also cuddling. You can't cuddle your buddy.
>>218316618God how I miss the cuddles
>>218316559It's simple. Imagine you're Caligula and everyone else is your slave, or imagine you're any dictator speaking out to their uninformed, scared, submissive audience. Imagine you got a cape and a horse. And it gets easier than anything.Embrace the cringe. CAUSE the cringe. Use it as a weapon to fight against other men.
>>218316559Just don't care, it's that easy.What's the worse that could happen? You say some dumb shit and stammer? Yeah just take a pause and try again, that's it.
Defeated this nibba without letting any harpers die.Man that was not the easiest battle as he just chooses a target and downs them in 2 turns, him being the first in the turn. Had to bring out the GOAT Wyll for it.
>>218316653ESTABLISH DOMINANCE>>218316578Still don't know why some teachers make fun of kids who are shy. Like stfu you oldfag let the poor kid relax before speaking out on a topic nobody but the autistic kids care about.
>>218316694Is he missing a hand? I never noticed that before.
>>218316648>>218316653you guys haven't been bullied in school and it shows
>>218312519You already told me that like 3-4 days ago.Demented ass nigga.
>>218316741You're such a whiny bitch though
>>218316733Nah, the screenshot was just taken like that.It's the pic on the bg3 wiki though so I am not to blame. Simple as.>>218316648>>218316653Nibba here >>218316741 is absolutely right.
>>218316741Nigga I WAS BULLIED ALL THROUGHOUT PRIMARY SCHOOLI was called a teachers pet, a fatass, (my name)+ full of lice, a dumb weeb, a crybaby, literally anything to make me feel bad. I thankfully wasn't abused physically because that's where my anger issues would've started, but I was never the cool kid until I changed schools to a chemistry-based highschool. Literally went from soyjak to stacy.>>218316756does the superhero visual novel have porno? I haven't joined the fandom so I know nothing about it.
>>218316643The worst thing is that the best feelings are the ones that fade the fastest.I can remember cuddling but I cannot recapture the feeling of it.>>218316741>>218316831I'm like that exactly because I got bullied. I didn't want that shit anymore though so I adapted, learned to speak, learned to make friends.
>>218316892ABSOLUTE TRVKEOnce you lose your self-esteem you're more ready than ever to rebuild it and become everything your opps tell you you can't be. I gotta admit my self esteem is shit but I became confident, straightforward, and do whatever I want since I got nothin' to lose by being myself.Also, hey Gman, don't you have any pets? Maybe having a little cuddly friend could help you feel better while waiting for a suitable girl (or femboy, we don't judge) to come by. Catnigga would definitely support you in adopting a furry lil' fren.
>>218315053Nice, you saved that kino photo.And yes, today is party day, I’ll be going to a concert with succubus and a female friend of hers.Also shaved my body but made a tiny razor cut and it’s itching like hell, AAAAHHHHH
>>218317091>shaved my bodytrans rights o algo
>>218317091Don't you dare have a trio with her friend or I'll... I'll just stare disapprovingly while I seduce your wifey.>Tiny razor cutI swear to Goliath those fucking cuts hurt more than having a full ass missing limb (sarcasm), you can't stop feeling them until they close.Worst thing is when you shave your armpit, or somewhere with crevices (like the butt or vagene) and IT FUCKINGBURRRRRNS>>218317198Why do you think he has a wife?
>>218317266i totally get trimming or shaving your bush because it can get gross/messy, but "body" includes chest and legs
>>218315902everyone justifies his decisions thoyou dont randomly do decisions
>>218317023>Once you lose your self-esteem you're more ready than ever to rebuildExactly>petsAlready got my little furry niggas but they live at my parents, they wouldn't be happy in an appartment. They were more my pets than family pets since I raised them so it was a bit hard at first but I see them every week. It was harder when I lived abroad.
>>218317091>>Also shaved my body but made a tiny razor cut and it’s itching like hell, AAAAHHHHHsounds zesty af ngl
>>218317406That does get a little bit gay as a man, but there's an entire song called Gay or European.Speaking of... Do you guys use purses in Europe?>>218317456Look at that mofo of a cat, manspreading like they owe nothing to nobody. Strong avra, hope he/she gets all the kibbles available in the vicinity.My kot spends all time outside and doesn't come in to sleep with me, even though she's castrated.
>>218317198>>218317486Sometimes you need to have a fluffy manly chest, other times you need the Twinkie look just for a change. Tl;dr: I was bored.>>218317266Her friend is 50 years old kek>>218317406>bushThat’s the only thing that remained.
>>218316756your rant about three our gooning sesh gave me so much trauma memories of our previous conversations are being erased
>>218317735my dad uses picrel>>218317745yikes
>>218317895Now THIS is zesty.
>>218317745>Her friend is 50 years old kekAyo my mom is almost 50 and she still looks like she's near 35~40 years old, you can't deny the power of the MILFshttps://youtu.be/bEpqv74bD64 >other times you need the Twinkie look just for a changeYou made it sound slightly gay but I'm ngl I love man tits/pecs, hope the wife's eatin' goodALSO WHAT D YOU MEAN YOU SHAVE D ALL BUT FHE BUSHCOME ON>>218317895That looks comfy and not very gay imo, but my straightdar is extremely off
>>218317895>my dad uses picrelevery single nafri male hustla of 16 to 30 years wears one
>>218318152You need a trimmed bush at ALL times. Skin on skin rubbing leads to redness, completely avoidable by a small trimmed bush.I have also tried different designs for the bush. The most laugh inducing the best.
>>218318152>you can't deny the power of the MILFsalready starting to cope at 23 is crazy
DETECTED>>218314920
>>218316422>>218316618>>218316643A few years ago I got an infection which gave me high fever combined with mild but long lasting headaches, among other things. The combined effect of the symptoms made me unable to leave my bed, so I spent my days drifting in and out of sleep in a state of conciousness where the line between reality and deams was blurry. Because of how bad I was feeling, I did not coom even once in week or more, not until one night I had a peculiar dream. In this dream, a cute but faceless girl became my girlfriend and, though we never got to have sex, we were cuddling, kissing and hugging all the time. The dream ended with her giving me a kiss on the back of my neck that sent a warm shockwave down my body and made me have the strongest orgasm I have ever experienced in my entire life. I woke up immediately after feeling tingly all over my body and light headed. It made me so depressed. The fever delusions made it feel so real, like she was really behind me.I don't want sex, I just want to experience that again, but for real (fr). Also, sorry for the blogpost, you can unsubscribe.
>>218316882>does the superhero visual novel have porno?It has at least one sex scene in-game.I have not yet finished it so idk if there are more or not. Maybe there are more depending on which girls you choose to romance.>>218317774Bodied that freak.
>>218318473
>>218318400*AHEM*
>>218316882don't play it we have enough Invisigooners as it is we don't need yet another anon wanting to sex the brown tomboy>>218318536I could tell you how many tits scenes it has, but you've been struggling with an 8 hour long team management rpg for the past whole month and I still don't want to spoiler (You)
>>218318400Why does he do that? It's completely incomprehensible to me, he's usually a smart guy
>>218316892>learned to speak, learned to make friends.Idk, I wasn't really bullied, I think bullying is a strong word, BUT being mistreated, ostracized and ridiculed just made me socially retarded.>>218317023>I got nothin' to lose by being myselfThings can, and in fact will, always get worse. There is no limit to human suffering.
>>218318698Millions must lust.
Moselle sent flying o algo : >>218315857
>>218318859I'm glad Catnigga was spared from it
>>218318639
>>218318473felt that in a dream a long long time ago minus the orgasm and the hugging and the kissingi went into some old commercial center , and then i entered an arcade and the person that welcomed me was some androgynous person wearing a white buttoned shirt and black pants and some kind of light brown hair , and we went through the arcade playing the games there and chilling and talkingi dont remember what ive talked with her but at one point i touched her chest to see if she was a girl ,she was indeed , she laughed and then told me her name was riham (which is funny because i legit never heard of that name before taht dream and i still didnt meet anyone who had it)then somewhere along our walk in the mall me or her said that i gotta catch the bus and she told me to remember her name and that i did , then i waved a caught the bus and along the ride i woke up irli never felt such serenity , even irl
or maybe it was rihan ?i feel really bad for not remembering correctly
>>218316741you dont get bullied for that though lmao
>>218316084Late this morning I had to heat some food for my father. As I was doing so, he was doing whatever in the new garage. I didn't plate the food until he came to the kitchen and when he did, I felt the need to tell him why the food was still in the cooking pot, and not on the plate. The reason is obvious, and I know I did the right thing, yet I still had to tell him why. I am like that with most things.>>218316493In my case, it is mostly in my head.>>218316653This is tone deaf.>>218317451I am talking about the irrational.
>>218319458Tbf I actually don't know if I had an orgasm, but whatever I felt was super intense. Some extreme pleasure that I imagine can only be beaten by injecting heroin. I will never again feel as good and at peace with the world.
>USA, Israel, EU, Canada
It do be like that.
>meds be having wine tasting and shit>ohh tastes old and fruity Let's face it wine culture is gay
>>218319966I’ll get you a good Beira Interior wine and I double dare you to call it fruity. It tastes ZERO like fruit.
>>218320097Sorry I am homophobic
>>218319966i say that
>>218320222You get a pass because you enjoy cocktails like the based guy you are.
>>218320097Fuck, I should have said "this is why I leave wine tasting to meds". Imagine I said that and ignore my previous post
>>218320248That's not who you think you are talking to, that's probably the newfag NEET
>>218320606You are venetanon, are you not?>>218320466Wine ranges from tertible to delicious, who cares about fruity or whatever.
>>218320647Yes
>>218320647I'll leave the beira inferior to you tho
>>218320707So, you like drinking cocktails. Don’t tell me I’m misremembering Italian anons.
>>218318288I just wonder why not shave it all off in one go, but I understand for most people it's too uncomfortable once hair starts growing back.I personally go insane if my hair goes longer than 3cm.>>218318357I like women, sorry if you don't italybro.>>218318536Let me guess, you went for the invisigirl. I saw a lot of memes of the depressed white dude, saying how he's "daddy" and stuff.>>218318641DamnIf it weren't for the fact I'm tired and a bit stressed I'd get horni after watching that>>218318746True, true, but if they're gonna go bad I hope they go bad because I was being honest and truthful with myself. I only hide information if it's convenient or if it'll create too much chaos.>>218319966I... I'm argentinian and I don't really like wine... I don't know if maybe I've just tasted bad wine, but I prefer vodka and appetizers to wine... ;~;
>>218320911>I... I'm argentinian and I don't really like wine... I don't know if maybe I've just tasted bad wine, but I prefer vodka and appetizers to wine... ;~;Sorry about the memes. I guess Argetina really is white
>>218320911>shave it off in one goHow so?
Which country should I visit? I've been thinking about going to Paris.
>>218315053>man in the middleLiterally me :D>>218315902You're the opposite of me. My every decision is right and I don't owe anyone an explanation>>218318639You monster! What the hell did you do to her feet? :<
>>218321045What are you looking for?
>>218321045come to algeria lets have sex
sounds like another blizzard is brewingthe cold wave isn't over yet, how's the weather iyc?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
>>218321050>>man in the middle>Literally me :Djesus man the movie isn't that old it's from 99are zoomers already downgrading Agent Smith to "man in the middle"
>>218321059Visit museums and stuff (history) and partying(i'm 30)
>>218321050Protecting her decency from >>218319388
>>218319966Don't drink fruity wines then.
>>218321093Oh man it must be tough in Italy
>>218321168mostly my god forsaken place
>>218321114saw a documentary recently about georgialooked kino
https://youtu.be/YP3W-E0OamU
>>218321111Mr Anderson... I am no zoomer>>218321518I've been thinking about this one since yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRqxnjslb0
>>218321249Bro you aren't even half as god forsaken as we are
Good night, sisters.>>218320911>Let me guess, you went for the invisigirl.Yeah.Was a hard choice. Blonde is a cutie too, but I feel like a relationship with her would end up with me sitting in the cuck chair so no thanks.>>218318641>I still don't want to spoiler (You)Thanks man, I appreciate it.Finished ep 6 just now. Will play the last 2 eps tomorrow in the evening.For some reason the game just did not want to boot so I had to verify files. For some reason that worked. Which ngl is more shocking to me than the game not booting prior to that.
>Hey guys check out this pic of my wife showing off her assWhy is he like this, /med/?
>>218321937yea you have it rough in finland, are you norf?
>>218320957If by white we mean russian, дa>>218320972Just shave it all with a razor (or by waxing or other methods if you're a woman/gay, I just use a razor) and leave nothing behind.>>218321111Nice quads and I'M STARTING WITH THE MAN IN THE MIDDLEI'M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS>>218321518Great minds think alike. And it all ends in Michael Jackson or Weird Al Yankovic.
The winds outside just won't calm down. It is like they're trying to topple down structures.
>>218321711>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRqxnjslb0yeah its medw about it
I was told that it is going to feel like -1 degrees Celsius next Sunday, but that's bullshit.
>>218322056Bro I guess it really isn't that bad, it's -20c but were ready for it. Aside from my car and my apartment>>218322113Bro there's a conspiracy theory that FSB sent people to South America to create cover identities. I trust you tho comrade
Kalimera frens
>>218322286internet tends to get cut off when the winds are a bit too strong , happens iyc or is malta not thirdie enough
>>218322357Finna be 42 degrees here today
>>218322019what did you think of our nigga's actions this episode?ending made me real sad fr fr
>>218322395what kalimera lmao its midnight there lol>>218322414rip
>>218322055>Whywhile some of us die of thirst others are drowning
>>218322404I mean, if damages occur, that can happen.>>218322414Too hot, but I can endure it.
>>218322455nope the wind makes the wires dangle which causes cuts lmaoatleast that be my explanation
>>218322422Morning here >>218322455UV level is 14, if one were to go outside you'd be medium rare in like 20 mins
>>218322476Network torsion lol.>>218322486Do you live in the middle of the island, or what?
>>218322503Sydney
>>218322571I see. Well, stay in the shade.
>>218322357Prepare to consume unholy amounts of goulash and stews, winter is gonna be cruel.>>218322394Holy shit, -20°C is insane. Cитyaцию ycyгyбляeт тo, чтo y мeня извecтнoe имя в Poccии и Meкcикe. Я — двoйнoй aгeнт пoд пpикpытиeм, тoвapищ.>>218322571I know they're a pest in Australia (ironically brought by the australian gov'ment) but I wanna hold a cane toad someday. Big chunky fellas.
>>218322767>but I wanna hold a cane toad someday.Pretty sure they have toxins on their skin which you can get sick from
>>218322600Gonna be rotting in bed in puddle of sweat
>>218322767Don't worry about it comrade. We got straight up traitors who earned millions betraying the cunt tree, and yet they go unhanged. There's nothing you could ever do that would earn you the ire of retarded tsuhnas
>>218322821The issue is if you press on their venomous glands, I saw a video by an absolute qt who works with exotic animals and she explained that they're not extremely dangerous if you're careful enough. Pets are at risk cause they can bite down on those glands.Plus I'm South American, I'm immune to south american creatures. Aside of house spiders.https://youtu.be/3qz_pqJd6vI
Piercings don't usually do anything for me, however these lip rings, I find them to be quite attractive, especially when they are pressing tightly on the lip.>>218322767I am fed up of feeling like a reanimated corpse, and this is not me dissing my mental faculties.>>218322848Don't stay in bed, unless you're going to sleep.
Anyway, goodnight.
>>218322909i luv me sum piercingsexcept for septum and those earlobes extenders or whatever theyre calledthose look tarded>>218323015gn
>>218322909>Don't stay in bed, unless you're going to sleep.Good thing I sleep on the floor>>218322908Possums are more my speed, see them on my nightwalks, very silly creatures
i think for once i am also going to sleep early this timegn
>>218323317Are these guys also meds? In you are count tree
>>218315862me
