keely edition
It was one of those nights.One of those night you feel the world stop turning.
67 labubu skibidi
butter chicken lamb bhuna bahji chilli naan plain rice don't mind if i do
rorke wiping standing up
might go to the cornershop for more boozebergs
>The Prevent video game that treats every teenager like a far-Right extremist>Youngsters threatened with referral to anti-terror programme if they question migration while playingCan /brit/ prevent being referred to prevent?https://www.shoutoutuk.org/pathways/
>>218318876SAAAAR
>>218318881poo roaring
>>218318876chicken tikka bhuna mango chutney and a naan bread
Was on the bus and this young couple sat infront of me and started making out. Couldn't read my book in peace.
>>218318829You speak for the group do you? Were you elected spokesman or did you conduct a poll of what people here want because I don't remember being asked
At my mum's and making the food. Measuring stuff. She waits till I'm done to say "the scales are broken it shows the wrong weight"FUYUUUHJJHHHBCK
washing my steel toe cap boots and marbles in the washing machine while i'm at the pub and it looks like i locked dogberg in the kitchen again
>>218318825that's a man
anyone up for being gay boys
>>218318952stop fucking about on here and make the food m8 mums waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK8Ui1ukze4doing a watch of a schizo murderer talk about geopolitics
if your capital city is called [country name] city then it's impossible to take you seriously
>>218318957nah
>>218318994didn't ask you though
>>218318876For me its doner meat vindaloo and chips with 5 poppadoms. Don't want to eat shit from a potentially contaminated kitchen/chef though so I don't get takeaways any more
>butter chicken
>>218318896>using gender neutral pronouns for the obviously male characterWhy even give an option then
can somebody ask me for my thoughts as I've got an opinion to share and I need permission from a fat unwashed incel
>>218318825>Jonathan Ross DID WHAT
first shift after 8 days off coming up on Monday lads, you would not believe how much it looms
something suspiciously peng about coriander
>>218319046data collection
nth for the baddiedem
>>218318896closed the tab as soon as i got to the first question and i knew what answer they wantednobody is "downloading a video" these days and they certainly wouldn't ask their parents first
>>218318896Piece of shit just crashed and I lost my progress
>>218318952>no mum, you're just that fat
sucking a covfefe
I couldn't have mistyped the captcha because there was no typing involved so it was wrong not to post my post
what would you do if you had nothing left to lose
>>21831908819 days off for me. we're in the apocalooms
lads what day are you all going to the prevent retraining session?would be good to link up after and go to spoons for a drinkhopefully charlie will be there (or charlie1488 as he's known as around here!)
>>218319097can tell the fella in the back has autism
>>218319109>mum can i download this video from 4chan?
>>218319124play all my favourite video games and eat all my favourite foods
>>218319061Wossy always liked to be a bit controversial with his gags but this is crossing the line
>>218319125bloody hell lad I think I would start to forget how to do my job after 19 days off
>>218318994I can't think of any country where the capital is called "New x" except for Mexico, but that's a weird one, because the country was named after the city, and not vice versa
shall i compare thee to a bummers gaythou arse more lovely and temperate
>>218319097why is this indian child laughing at me
>>218319109i don't even understand the implication of that question because you can find openly white nationalist videos hosted on all the major platforms
>>218318825Looks like a tranny.
>>218319182the capital of mexico is not new mexico and they certainly did not name the country of mexico after new mexico
>>218319061Based Wossy
>>218319182guatemala city, panama city, mexico city, kuwait cityall the places yanks fucked up
>>218318803Black people protested the murder of George Floyd because they didn't get to kill him.
>>218319226
>>218319182Dont think New Mexico is the capital of Mexico
I grew up watching Isis beheading videos in my bedroom and it never did me any harm>*checks the day*>*checks the time*>*looks around my smeggy bedroom*As I was saying
had my uber eats order delivered by someone who literally couldn't speak english. how mad is that. imagine, it was delivered by someone who couldn't speak english at all! that is insane
>>218318855if the world stopped turning everything on it would be flung into space!
>>218319182buddy
>>218319209as always the people tasked with internet education/safety have no clue
right wing death squads are hereyou better run leftypol we coming for you nigga
>>218319281ktim
>>218319291Half the people working on the high street can barely string a sentence together especially in the sketchier businesses
>>218319318You better make your face up with your favourite disguiseWith your button-down lips and your roller-blind eyesWith your empty smile and your hungry heartFeel the bile rising from your guilty pastWith your nerves in tatters as the cockleshell shattersAnd the hammers batter down your doorYou better run!
watching the empire strikes back "despecialized"
>>218319291and you pay for itshame on you
Ringing my mum up to ask if I can download a funny webm
>>218319097where did you find this image :/
>>218319291what did u order
>The City of New Mexico>The inspiration of the country of Mexico, of which New Mexico is the capital city.
>>218319246and let's not forget
>>218319097get them hazed
can i use your toilet
one of the chefs at the chinese takeaway said hello nigga to me oncedon't think he really knew english either to be fair as I'm not a black nigga
>>218319346george is gonna come to your house and kill you
>>218319291Supported by fat dolescum like you
>>218319337pengaleng
need Ruby's ass and fan sat on my face for hours. that would sort me
not a fan of the 'dressing like a child look' that woman is going for
>>218319372remember the rumours saying that if a person knocked on your door and asked to use your toilet you legally had to let them
>>218319337holy grimoli
washing machine beeping at me, it's saying it's carrying too big of a load!!!
should I go to shopberg for more beerowitz
We at /brit/ like AI slop and we will support it in spite of 4chan (along with bullying animeposters, frogposters and incels)
>>218319426tell her to make you a sandwich haha
>>218319337need her to put my willy in a cage and sit on my face
Wales is funny haha
Everything is going to be okay
>>218319426washing your duvet, socks and boxers is it haha xx
>>218319372would rather you didn't
>>218319439holy peng
Hi guys I’m back from my date was really nice we went for a walk into town afterward and then I walked her back to her car because it was parked in a different car park to where mine was
>>218319453Washing machines can't make sandwiches.
>>218319468Where Welsh Rorke gets his weaves from
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767872052187813.webm
I'm going to try to get into Victoria 3 tonight
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
>>218319522Yeah they canThey'll just be very soggy
>>218319512font
White lives matter
bout to crash out
get blaze on lads, wwe's greatest moments is on at 9
>>218319562Nice
>>218319562man i wish i were a cute asian girl bouncing on a bwc
>>218319596It'll be shite like Ryback and John Morrison
hiya x
>>218319608
>>218319596what do you consider to be the greatest wwe moment
crying at the top of my gay porn lungs at this x https://youtu.be/l3A2Cpk-5Iw?si=FhisdK4RBTit1ONX
>>218319619it's about the first 10 years of smackdown
>>218319570me bragging to my friends as prince albert of saxe-coburg and gotha with a condition that makes me say numbers mid sentence
>>218319652vince mcmahon getting carbombed
>>218319596seen all of the greatest moments, all when I was a kid of course x
Any Dry January man in? These are the times push comes to shove and you get mind for the stuff
>>218319664how very droll
>>218319375get her on fortnite too
>>218319664oh my days Rorke your comedy act needs work
>>218319702get her ON MY WILLY
>>218319653It dindu nuffin for me.
mad how this was 6 years agohttps://youtu.be/tHPks87V4pI?si=fX1Az3MAnud8noz-
This stars and spikes shit is making me never make a thread again
Why does rorke place Israel above his own country? Yanks do this too
>>218319652
>>218319580How
>>218319741bodied those freaks
>>218319734
>>218319743talking to a woman
>>218319734rabbi rubenstein isn't a rorke, he's a coked up shabbos goy
Visiting family and keep getting asked what's wrong and I just can't fucking stand being here can't help it x
>>2183197281 hour and 41 minutes is it yeah? you think we'll sit and watch the entire thing do you?
Uncs about to crash out
>>218319819insolent wormyou'll watch the entire thing and like it
>>218319734Tommy is a loser who took the kike bribery money. Moseley was viciously pummeled by jews in the street and refused to recant. There's no men like him around anymore.
>>218319777So? I literally have 0 friends I’m not normal
>>218319851i'm only joking x
>>218319766kek wtf
>>218319734They don't call him Talmud Rubenstein for nothing He's been on the Mossad payroll for over a decade
>>218319728>edrama but orders of magnitude more pathetic because it's between two literal whoscan't imagine how much of a pathetic weirdo you have to be to be even remotely engaged with this shite
>>218319766LOL
arnie just beat up triple h!
Oswald Moseley's legacy haunts Britain from the grave. The man who should have been Prime Minister instead of the fat little glutton penguin
When did you first pull it back all the way
mime gf hasn't talked to me for months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TSxt2nRsdU
Mosley really isn't in Britains consciousness
any home of sexuals in
Would anybody like to play Halo 3 online right now?
>>218320049Yeah but I don't have the game
wordle toil done
what'll it be boss man
Feels shit even to just exist
you lads going to watch 104 games of the world cup in June/July?
Prescient.
What's happening here then
Wrexham are currently beating Notts Forest in the FA cup
>>218320111leftypol needs to go on a diet
BIG BEEF in my family guys Uncle has been stealing money from grandma his mum and using it for cocaine AGAINHis kid has already been taken away and put in a care home last year because of his cocaine use!!
they keep putting more and more standard YouTube features behind the stupid fucking YouTube Red paywall and it's pissing me off
>>218320111everyone involved in this video is getting exactly what they want
>>218320111Shouldn’t be resisting arrest should they
>>218320111God bless ICE
>>218320111im assuming that's in minnesotathey are probably all amped up and overprepared because of the riots from last time something like this occurred
partick thistle getting bummed lololol
god is gerat!
i love british women
>>2183201110:14 fat niggas first thought is too pull the top down lmao
>>218320162It was a memorial march for the murdered citizen
Fat Yanks valiantly defending the rights of Somalian scammers
not being woke but snow is pretty you know
>>218320216Okay?
>>218320204faxxx
>>218318876had a chicken Madras, pilau rice and peshwari naan myself earlier. Very spicy madras more like a vindaloo spice.
>>218320213ktim after the benzo seizure
>>218320232why would that be woke
poo seal
>>218320152what the fuck is wrong with all these Boomers and Gen Xers. Swear those people will betray their own flesh and blood in a heart-beat. Couldn't imagine doing anything so awful to my family and I doubt many Gen Zers would either.
>>218319291you are the reason he can afford to live here
mirrors on the ceilingpink champagne on ice
>>218320111the leftypol conundrum
>>218320029And therein lies the problem
you my chinigga
>>218320288leftypol joining the KKK in solidarity with POC
>>218319291people like you are worse than the leftymongs who run around screeching for open borders
>>218320288Whining about white privilege or shooting innocent civilians in the streetsHmm such a conundrum. I think I'll choose the lefty
gyaldem raiding a yn, when shit hits the fan the gyaldem got shooters ong
>>218320278He’s 43 so I think it’s millennial im not sure if that’s right though
>>218320343Shut up
>>218320336she wasn't innocent
>>218320343kys spaedo
Been invited to see arsenal women's tomorrowReckon I'll goBetter than rotting in my extremely smeggy bedroom innit?
some crabbiness tonight, maybe the runts are sad they don't go out shagging on a friday night haha
>>218320336innocent people don't flee from detainment and hit police officers with their carthe new video already blew your narrative out leftypol, stop doubling down on your retardation
millennials are like 50 bro
>>218320089yeaheven algeria jordan at 5 in the morning
not interested in politics
>>218320363What a faggot u are just go and watch real football ffs
>>218320344technically gen x but it's really in the grey zone between x and first millenials who turned 40 last year
>>218320089not going to watch one
gen alpha 0-5 years oldzoomers 6-35 years oldmillennials 36-50 years oldboomers 51+
he was not run over, var revealed it was clearly a diveno penalty
>>218320421Don't bother, yanks are retards
swear the quality of illegal streams has absolutely plummetedthey're absolutely awful now
got my austin 3:16 t shirt on
>>218320363enjoy lad
>>218320436works on my machine
>>218320436these kind of streams?
>>218320363mad that they play all their games at the emirates nowback in my day they played in a 4k stadium in borehamwoodwomen's football has come a long way
give me money to buy alcohol
Already almost forgotten about maduro and greenland and those oil tankers
Leftypops' entire worldview is:>Let black guys do stuff to you
>>218320474GIVE ME RENT!
Haven't even seen a single shiny rhyhorn since pokemon go was released
>>218320486alzheimers is extremely scary I'm sorry to hear that
just tried using a free vpn to bypass age restriction on porn and it was miserable
>>218319227The area was called New Spain, and the Aztec capital of Tenochtitlan was renamed "Ciudad de México". So when New Spain declared independence, they just called themselves Mexico, because like 80-90% of the populate lived in Ciudad de México. Quit being retarded. This is easy stuff
>>218320511good one did you get it off reddit
>>218320111i can't self insert as that lady so utterly useless
>>218320518you a redstate nigga?I LMAOd when I learned Texas has the same bullshit we have they all get California VPNs to goon
>>218320462When you look at it this way it's even madder lmao
any mincey gay queers in?
>>218320551my state used to be red and now it's bluestill get restrictions
might create a new internet which has everything illegal on it
>>218320558>Tenerifeimagine the lads on tour going to a fucking women's football matchlmao
>>218320445OHHHHHH HELL YEAH
>>218320574alri keir
>look up about certain fabric (linen) on youtube>dozens of men who look like peaky blinders characters pop up fashion is so shit i just dont want to look like a slob
>>218320558COYG
>>218320573hmm that's weirdusually blue team can't wait to champion every type of degeneracy under the sun
>>218320564no I'm a straight hard man, think Vinnie Jones or suchlike
>>218320558that's mad that. Arsenal Women era of dominance upon us given the fact their match day income must be x4 what the next best can manage
>>218320564leftypol is always around
Arsenal Women crushing my cock and balls with those feet they use to kick the football
experiencing anxiety again
>>218320436They've literally never been better
>>218320595>suchlikenot a word
>>218320453women are so small
>>218320558Everton will probably get higher because the women got given Goodison Park
the hot sauce i got for christmas is too hot
Why are arsenal women's so popular? Is it because arsenal is a club for zesty middle class Islington residents?
My arse is astonishing
>>218320518Brave browsers tor mode is alright for getting around it, still slow and sometimes on sites like xhamster it doesn't show certain content (I've been on the swedish one and it would block out certain porn for whatever reason)
>>218320594ye arizona is weird. im sure there are still a bunch of conservative types leading most things
>>218320674pretty much and unlike the mens team they actually win things
listening to music x https://youtu.be/xYpVuEOgSwM?si=Id1as2CnLTJM5c4b
There's a certain pair of jeans that make my arse look astonishing. I wear them at toil a lot just in case my toilfu takes a peek. She's married and I'm married but I want her to see my astonishing arse and fantasize about me
>no I'm a straight hard man, think Vinnie Jones or suchlike
Average arsenal women's supporter (he enjoys a Guinness while he watches)
>>218320655Just use less of it
>>218320735splits the G perfectly every time haha what is he like
>>218320674think they have a few players on the national team, who are of course serial winners
>>218320728I could rape you and you would like it
Liking Guinness has been my personality trait before it became popular but now it's popular and everything thinks I'm just being a poser
might eat a lot of slop and get really fat this year
>>218320726not a single thing in this post is trueshut up
I'm a performative male. So what? I want pussy and I'll wear whatever costume I need to get it
I go and watch Everton women quite a bit. Nice cheap day out innit
>>218320764the thought of man arse gets you all randy, eh? gay twat
guinness is too thin
>>218320790Can't be that cheap coming from Spain
>>218320790Of course you of all people would watch women's football spaedo lmfao
bought some new golf balls
Astonishing arse I have
astonishing stinky
>>218320815Phwoar mind if I have a fiddle?
>>218320806Ryanair flights are like 15 quid mate>>218320811Don’t know who that is but OK
>>218320831Only my wife and toilfu can do that, sorry.
>>218319281SCREAM
Would rather watch the local boys team than the pro womens if you know what I mean
now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts on your haul from this crimbo?
objective: kill catberg
>>218320336
if you’re a bloke watching women’s football you’re gay or a pervert there isn’t anything else. You aren’t watching it because of the quality of football
>>218320874try it
>>218319291give order me give eats order me give order give me eats order give me you
Dyre thread
>>218320805get on the murphy's
British niggas don’t know proper Mexican foodA travesty
mexican food sucks
>>218320969Taco Bell exists in the UK now but I've never tried it
>>218320895Alri settle down Joey Barton
I am a girl !!
if you’re a bloke watching babestation you’re a coomer or a pervert there isn’t anything else. You aren’t watching it because of the quality of conversation
Used to work behind the bar at the famous cock in Highbury a traditional arsenal pubWe had a running joke we'd tell amongst the staff on women's game day>What's the only thing more pathetic, zesty and emasculating then an arsenal women's fan>An arsenal women's fan who drinks Guinness
DREW IS CHAMP HE RETURNS HOME NEXT WEEK AN WINNER SCOTTISH NO MORE WELCOME HOME TO ENGLAND DREW
Taco bell isn't proper mexican food
So this is the true power of Spanish cuisine
end of the day, ladsyou gotta poo what you gotta poo
never had taco bell it looks so gross
Shall we buy a new guitar?Shall we drive a more powerful car?Shall we work straight through the night?Get into fights?Leave the lights on?Drop bombs?Do tours of the East?Contract disease?
>>218320858lynx set, sweets/chocolates, pants/socksame as every year
>>218320969the mexican food i've had in poland, austria and switzerland isn't as good as the mexican food i've had in britaintook a mexiyank to a mexican restaurant in britain once and she was shocked at the authenticity
>>218321077Thought that was a toilet with shit in it
My arse really is astonishing
>>218321162Can't be that hard to reproduce mush with cheese can it?
I killed Genghis khan
sucking a wotsit
>>218321197you forgot the beans (mexican and therefore good rather than bad british beans)
Europe is already dead
>>218321229>>218321229>>218321229
>>218321188>>218321200>>218321217stream of consciousness posting is great.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
