jean shrimpton edition
In light of recent events
There's a taco place near me and it seems like it has the potential to be nice but everything is just swimming in oil
where is mousey :(
just realised I genuinely did absolutely nothing for 3 yearsjust britpost, drink and play minecraft. for 3 years. did absolutely nothing else
Ooh babe... Don't leave me now...
nth for the holodem
carbs and beans, mexico :Ocarbs and beans, britain :|
paid 300qiid to lick out a tranny escort today tasted like rotten eggs and cat piss
>>218321301he is genuinely struggling with the new captchasgive it a week or so and he'll say that he solved it.
mad how based Nixon was
Plotting some late night McDonald's escapades
>>218321321lol try 7 years And counting
>>218321330he's been posting again but he hasn't been seen since storm goretti and he was recently talking about shivering in his flat not being able to afford heating
>>218321326biggest pet peevethis is a hugely popular dish in poland and it's literally just beans and sausages but if has a fancy french name
>>218321327300 quid well spent
>>218321321still not as sad as that retard who posts "gyaldem" webms all dayy every day and knows all of their names and what time they have their morning shit
might just not eat today. as a treat x
>>218321364if he survived the beast from the east he will survive this one
>>218321368Would eat
>>218321368Looks good
Where's the tranny one?
>>218321421the joke is just simply not funny if it goes against my own personal beliefs
Lmao
leftypol deleting his own posts out of fear of the janny
> a picture of a spreadsheetah yes this lad knows how to spend his friday nights
>>218321400>>218321434it's so good but it's just a home cooked version of stuff you can buy in a can in britain. british food does not deserve half the hate it gets.
Jannu deleting Kirk memes faster than tranny porn hmmmm
>>218321448
>>218321448*SPREADSHEETS
haha had fappe time on by mistakewonder what PURE GOLD ive missed since that's been on eh
it's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
The bongistan meme used to be funny but, it's stupid how many Gaijin actually believe Britain is a rainy caliphate. France and Germany have way more muslims and actually have way more incidents related to that too
>>218321421Charlie Kirk memes really aren't funny though, it's the same old "har har pro-life: dies" shite that gets spammed anyone right-wing diesKind of disappointing really
Wrexham have knocked Notts Forest out of the FA cup
>>218321425The phrase open door immigration gets thrown around a lot these days...
i spread my sheets on a friday night too
rorkeroerkeororekroekr rorke roekrroeroekr rorkrerorke's crepsrorke's next jeans that are soiledomds rorkeit's over him for, pic relatedwell roke?
(8) DUHH DUHH DUHHH DOOODOOO (8)
tbf rorke did soil his next jeans quite a lot
>>218321481True but we have loads of jeets so it kinda seems true here
>Chevron Is Loading Venezuela Oil Onto Tankers at the Fastest Pace in Months
posting the image of an aging television host to own the man posting an image of a spreadsheet
I dream filthy
Mayors tackling the pressing issues facing the country
>>218321481yeah britain doesn't get that much more rain than the rest of europe either, there are countries that get it worse without the reputationit's all fabricated
>>218321481Does Berlin have a paki mayorDoes Paris have a paki mayor
>>218321569do british leftypols drive cars into cops over there as well
wait wait yall niggas really say happy christmas lmao
>>218321569the man is an inspiration
>>218321598Nah in our country they do hunger strikes but take a break over Christmas
>>218321308>axefoy
>>218321569These twats are really something, every other day there's someone getting shot there but like good NPC's they get riled up on command for one
>>218321481>>218321578You never see anyone making fun of Japan or other developed nations for having a TV licence system.
>>218321605We would normally say Merry Christmas
>>218321583It's because Virtue signalling is a staple of anglo politics
>>218321625makes me laugh how somalians eat shite like spaghetti with banana
>>218321569Honestly anyone doing shit like this should be struck off and never allowed to work in politics again. America are not our ally anymore
>>218321481we have muslims moving to the UK because it's more tolerant than we areyou don't seem to realise how far gone you are
The fact that women are willing to take a bullet to the cranium to protect low IQ, unemployed Somalians from being deported makes me think we're never going to see remigration
>>218321482boohoo nigga
>>218321494>Notts ForestDo you mean Notts County or Nottingham Forest
need to be rich enough to retire right now
>>218321646germany has it for radio and you still have to pay it even if you don't use it. not like "the goons" will come and you can tell them to fuck off. you just pay it anyway.
>>218321662Even if women weren’t going that you’d still never see it mate grow up
>>218321454Anything in a can is shit tho
>>218321646We are being oppressed :Face with steam emoji
two Gu zillionaire cheesecakes straight down the gullet
>>218321646I do, those twats have women going over for loiconse inspections and when the bloke opens up thinking he's going to bully some meek woman, the man she's with barges in to give Takeshi a talking to
Don't your parents ever wonder what you're doing up there in that room all day and what all those noises are
>>218321494some properly dire teams in the prem this season
>>218321698People in Weimar Germany never saw the Nazis coming
I don't like cricket
>>218321754One in a billion mate
>>218321481there are parts of the uk that are de facto muslim controlled because you will never get elected if you are not muslimdo other countries have that?
>>218321763...you love it? Right?
>broadcast an unencrypted signal>demand payment from anyone with a device capable of receiving the signal
>>218321715I would watch this reality TV series
>>218321779no mate. just said i don't like it
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/08/poland-thrives-britain-stagnates/Please guys, do not talk about how ''Poland is catching up to UK'' economically. This does not make me happy at all. In a healthy,properly functioning world you guys should be way ahead of us. All that this recent advantage of Poland proves, is that this entire fucking shithole of a planet is collapsing. A literal former Empire that laid the foundation for over 70% of the new world, introduced computers/Internet as we know it, made history numerous times, is somehow now being eclipsed by Poland?And it's not like I hate my county and don't wish to see it succeed. It's just that I know that the pillars of the post WW2 order are being destroyed. And I hate it.
it's all so tiresome
>>218321646Funny thing is Japanese people hate their licence more than we doThey have a fucking anti-NRK single issue political party and everything
>>218321784>https://www.worldradiohistory.com/UK/BBC/BBC-Books/Birth-of-Broadcasting-Briggs-Vol-1-1961.pdf
>>218321783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
>>218321800Dadberg always going on about how Poland is the best country in Europe to live
>>218321800we cant even view this article without paying brajan
>>218321482the kirk song covers are funnier than me mum died in the holy
>>218321813this show could never have been made under woke
Now that is a claim to fameI can only salute in respect
>>218321800very interesting article Ivan, thanks for linking it
>>218321776that made me look up one of those areas' MPs and their aims are straight up just leeching
>>218321800It’s all cope.Who is PolandWhat is PolandWhat do they even do in Poland All they are known for is vodka and Lonsdale tracksuitsBritain will always be known now and forever and I say this as someone who wants independence
>>218321481Mate you walk around Tower Hamlets for 20 minutes and try to say any different.
>>218321859>relationship: single
>>218321847I agree actually
>>218321800i have possibly got a polish grandparent is that enough for me bro? she might possibly have been lithuanian (shitluainian more like)
>>218321870forgot to attach picrel
>>218321836it's good bud you need to be lucky or work for it.but then a lot of british retirees seem to come here. a lot of them to live with their polish wives and who would ever do a silly thing like that haha
i am a literal retard and even i know how to remove a paywall
>>218321840>>218321867This is the first and last time I'm going to bother spoonfeeding you morons>https://github.com/csns1/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean-magnolia1234
>>218321909Yeah we can’t all be handed everything in life like you was
>>218321881>Walk into the Ethnic Ghetto and tell me the whole country isn't full of these guys
>>218321920pajeetard
>>218321883Need that done to my bollocks
>>218321776>do other countries have that?They do though it's typically the biggest shitholes in the country that will never get better as they elect retards just because they're muzzies too
might get jeetslop
>>218321923norton telling me not to open your link
>>218321943it's okay you don't have to introduce yourself
this nigga got Norton
>>218321776>>do other countries have that?No other country in europe has multiple areas with pakistani muslim mayors
almost made a really dumb post because i read another post wrong hahagood thing i read it again
>>218321800yeah cuz we don't produce anything anymore. All we do is Finance and white collar circlejerk jobs
>>218321989this cracka got mcafee
>>218321940yeah would never rub that in to anyone, got a good thing handed to me that not everyone gets.so the ones moving here without a sure thing could be in for a tough time. a lot of seemingly simple stuff can be made exceedingly difficult by polish bureaucracy.
>>218321883*stealthily sneaking in and replacing the dummy in those pads with my bollocks*
Any lads way into the drink at this present time?That's where I'm at. And I'm watching The Wall on my jellyfin server at home via my laptop.
ngl that woman looked like an insane lesbian
>>218321870>>218321900It's migrant leftism, social conservative, economically gimme gimmeThe more they can get for free to send home the better
the thing that prevents me from moving to poland is that every person i ever met, knew, or existed around would be polish
right well that's a twp
off to bed nowGoing for a run in the morning againBack on my grind mode
>>218322041Do you think immigrant communities form by accident?
>>218322040*squiints* ah yes, i see it
>>218322040last hotdog in the packet looking aah
>>218322040is that cock cheese on the tip of the knobule
>>218322040I guess you could call that a dick
>>218322041that's not true at all, a lot of them are actually ukrainians
>>218321923none of the links work what am i meant to do with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHfynLYW1IWhy don't people party anymore?
right that's a sausage with a slit at the end
>>218322071sc
remapped the hash key above the enter key so now it's also enter because this puny laptop wrongly thought that my hands will adapt to having a tiny single height enter key
>>218322016It's Dry January mate
Don’t know how anyone moves away to different countries. I moved out ages ago but I still wouldn’t like being more than 2 hours drive away from my mum and brother and sisterI guess I value family too much
poo scheming
>>218322016yea me
>>218322106My family are horrible cunts so the further away the better
>>218321992not Pakistani but, they do have Muslims mayors. Pakis are the reskinned Nafri for the UK DLC
>>218322106yeah it would be weird being a 20 year old who has moved somewhere far away and not being able to call your dad to sort your problems out for you
right don’t call that small because it’s basically the fucking same size as mine
>>218322105nah haha don't fall for that one haha>>218322115nice one pierre, ca va? je suis trop bien, je voudrais un vodka au vimto, s'il vous plait
>un vodka au vimto, s'il vous plait
it's time, lads, for me to masturbate my penis
>>218322124of course it's an ethnic rozzer
>>218322150we don't have vimto here
>>218322124wonder why women are so massively overrepresented in these 'police do something jobsworthy' images
>>218322178another reason amongst many that i simply couldn't live in france
>>218322124That is the correct response to people feeding pigeons thoughbeit
honestly this year feels different maybe i'm talking bollocks but there's something
>>218322189they're not going to send female officers out to deal with violent gorillas now are they
what would happen if your family was able to read all your 4chan posts
ramona flowers anal sex
the range rover
>>218322189>why don't we let the gals do some real police wor-https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cm2mxjndp02o
year starts off with 40 rich white european kids being burned to deathnext big story is a white woman getting killed by goverment agentsthere's definitely been a shift you'd be crazy not to notice it
>>218322243corr
>>218322219you should already have millionaire 2026 and gf 2026 plans active
>>218322247
*stands up suddenly*ENOUGH TALK!
>>218322283nice arse
I fully support police brutality
>>218322239death by shame and pure unadulterated embarrassment
>>218322283why did the first cop let go of his arm? Why does the second cop have a baton drawn when he isn't even armed?
>>218322283the dichotomy of police in the west is so strangein america you get shot in the face for not playing simon says while you have whatever this is in europe
>>218322041Was once drunk in Warsaw and my Kazakh friend said what's up my niggas to a couple of Africans and they dapped him up
>>218322307leftypol rn
>>218322283>>218322247>>218322231mad that they get paid the same
>>218322041poles that are actually in poland are alright
>>218322283Screaming at the second one more concerned with looking nonchalant than catching the man they presumably suspect of being a criminal
Nothing ever happens.
watching streetbeefs fights
>>218322347imagine how that'd look on insta, running after a man lol
>>218322260The white people hunts have begun
currently on the vodka and juice
>>218322318Seriously I got the whole spotlight gun drawn walk backwards to me with your hands in the air from a trooper over a speeding ticket. I would deck any european pig if they even looked my way
>>218322386screwdriver, lethal
>>218322401both teebs
>>218321569shame they dont stand with the freezing oaps, the dead babies in gaza or all the dead Ukrainian and russian civilians
>>218322401me: trying to figure out if that is a post-op tranny or not
>>218322433couldn't give less of a shit about any of these things honestlyfuck the lot
>>218322386lol ktim but it's vodka and vimto
>>218322401I was starring at your cross lass, God bless xx
>>218322397that's crazyonly time ive been pulled over i got a citation and it was civil
>>218322401id want her to eat a fucking meal
rollin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice
the slop delivery app is telling me my driver is deaf. don't believe that
>>218322469tell him you couldn't hear the doorbell because he's deaf
the humble clark bar
>>218322497hate thesejust hate peanut butter and chocolate, it's so overdone in America
>>218322509something wrong about a man who doesn't enjoy peanut butternot the rancid fake kind, natural
>>218322497
>>218322497you got real milk chocolate peanut butter crunch in a CLARK?
>>218322509vpnyank
so fuckin far right i've got some opinions that'd be classed as far left
>>218322520i like peanut butter by itself but with chocolate? not really too interesting to me. Reeses and Clark were ones I tried while I lived in the US and it put me off it
that bald black freak woman is on nortonmad how she's famous simply because she's bald, black and a freak.
>>218321270Because all medals are for killing people
>>218322401would be scared to shag a bird like this in case i break her in half
>>218322469Should sneak up behind him and stone cold him into the ground
>>218322540i lived over there for 3 yearsnot a vpn
>>218322520What if I hate peanuts? As in I start wretching if someone in the next room opens a packet of KP
>>218322558Yeah not because she has an amazing voice or anything
>>218322558
>>218322586it's shite mate
>>218322124Encouraging the flying rats!
>>218322340yeah but they aren't going to know what the fuck i'm on about when they call them a bumder or whatever are theyi just want english peoplefuck consumerism if we all just accepted that life is about friends and family and not things we'd be able to move on in this country in an entirely different way but we'd be happy
i'm on the map porn again
you've let me down for the last time, /brit/
SIX SEVEN
Love peanut butter desu. Might get one of those Benjamin and Gerald’s peanut butter cup flavours to have this weekend
>>218322283Stereotypical woman run.
that's the end of my first work week after my 2 weeks offneed to win the lottery or something so i never have to work again
>>218322579sounds like an allergy
wanking to feet
>>218322599>China below France and UKlol lmao even
>>218322283I feel safe with coppers like this looking out for us.
black guys
>>218322627I've had satay before and didn't like it but suffer any consequences
>>218322641smell of wee
>>218322656so so fit
>>218322656yeah. you disgust me you revolting freak.
>>218322616course you do you fat cunt
>>218322566not got the facilities for that big man
get the state overthrown
aw shit this a tranny game
miss spaino
Trust the plan. Patriots in control.
having a rummage around in my arse
>>218322670nah she is fit tho
>>218322641what of it?
>>218322696me watching that Superbowl game
>>218322687buy some booze from the good jap bloke
>she
SHE is a beautiful woman rorkeCry on x
might accidently lean on her though
i unironically am trusting the plan
>>218322687i'm told that crossdressers and troons are differentcrossdressers don't think they're women like troons do, they just like to put on dressesall faggots either way
>>218322687which yakuza?
HE is a revolting freak of a man who will kill HIMself before 40Cry on x
>>218322748you're just a little egg waiting to crack :3
>>218322737Eddie izzard was a cross dresser
suck mummy's finger
>>218322786
Barbers that don't do walk in haircuts can fuck off with their appointments. You're not friggin Vidal Sassoon, you're just doing a skin fade and trim.
meltdown protocol initiatedpost the tranny owning /pol/ pictures!!!
>>218322744judgement
Did we ever find out what the rock was cooking?
>>218322798howling
>>218322808good game that
>>218322798>SassoonJew coded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqBGjbpzpl4
Gone but not forgotten xCEX have provided a coffin for his funeral as long as his next of kin sells it back to them at a 50% loss a few days later.
>>218322816what does this mean? an ethnicity thing or a drug protocol thing?
It used to be called: My ComputerNow it's: This PCIT IS MY COMPUTER
>>218322865you can tell she's asian by the jewellery
>>218322870You will own nothing and be happy chud
>>218322815poontang pie
the term bulbhead is really growing on meit's probably been around for a while but i'm just now aware of it
allahu akbar simple as
>>218322798just get a guy to come to your house and do it
don't much quality streetsmore of a celebrations manyou?
>>218322891well and that she looks asian yeah
>>218322879this has been debunked
>>218322925n
>>218322925for gifting? Both of them, some Ferrero too
>>218322925as I've said before I enjoy the red goo and the orange goo in the quality street box quite a bit
>>218322925don't care shut up
>>218322915alright sadiq
>>218321482lowkirkenuinely agree with this
imagine lusting after men in dresses
>>218322979salam
I care
>>218322870My linux install calls it "Home"Which makes sense, its the comfy place for all my own filesYou... You do use linux, don't you, lad?
>>218322943When the Christmas packaged ones go on deal>>218322959did not ask
>>218322925roses are the best surely
that deaf delivery driver i was on about? just spoke to him on the phone
Sotd Axe Africa 69 sprays
>You... You do use linux, don't you, lad?
Couple of years ago you could get stuff in the January sales and they would still be in date to regift next christmas
APPROVE MY TIME OFF TOILBERGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218323001I had fedora but then I couldn't play any games so I went back
>>218323027Windows Recall has reported your posting on the far-right "4Chan" to your local authorities, for re-education
>>218322654 New
>>218323034
>>218323034forgot to block out your company's address
/home/henry sweet /home/henry
right well I suppose that's that then
>>218322925celebrations are fucking shite.quality street are way better
>>218323096had a tub of heroes at christmasi liked them
>>218323096must have been twenty years since I last had a milky way
are we arguing about which tub of carcinogenic palm oil is the best again?
>waowwww! is that a man with a wig on!>that means she's a woman now!
>must have been twenty years since I last had a milky way
>I had fedora
gave my armpits a shave the other dayoverdid it with a complete shave, day one, itchysince then, alright
>>218323032those halcyon days of 2024
>>218323142Not really an argument is it, just a chat.
if you're gonna have some carcinogenic palm oil once a year, it's gotta be heroes
>>218322891>>218322934am i being trolled shes clearly latina or middle eastern
>>218323195>>218323195>>218323195
any chatgpt summaries of the thread floating aroundnot reading all of this shite
