this is the real thread, unfortunately

gonna take my new car out for its first spin tomorrow, god willing

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>Honour

Truly grim dinner tonight, it looks like a pile of diarrhea.
Can't even bring myself to post a picture. Eating it is bad enough already.

>>218323617
the honorable dutiful and loving jason

'za for dinner

>>218323683
chuds who also want to fuck the people they dislike will always be funny

>>218323683
kek'd

>thread is now dead because all the normalfags are out with their friends on Friday night
kek

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Got a mending fortune 3 diamond pickaxe and momberg got me cheezits

>>218323683
Imagine it's late at night and you're on the train about to get off at your stop. It's just you, her, and a random homeless guy in the car. As you're getting off you grab the collar of her top and rip it clean off her tight little body. Those 3 buttons do absolutely nothing to stop you. Before she can even react the doors have shut and the train leaves the station.

>>218323751
It was the same last night at this time as well

A girl tried to kiss me and I turned her down. Based?

>>218323818
zoomer moment.

>>218323818
how fat was she?

>>218323828
Why are millennials such simps?

>>218323751
This is the fake /cum/ thread
We're all in here >>218323384

>>218323838
She's skinny with a bunch of tattoos and piercings

>>218323597
What car

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>>218323818
I did this once but it doesn't really count given the context. I was at a massive outdoor college party, and I think as part of some sort of sorority hazing these girls were going around the crowd asking random guys to kiss them. They all said they had to kiss 30 guys by the end of the day.
One of the girls approached me (after asking every other guy around me until there was no other option left) and asked if I minded if she kissed me. I said yes, as in yes, I would mind. She leaned in to kiss me and I had to take a step back and do pic related with my arms because I thought she couldn't hear me over the music.

>>218323872
>bunch of tattoos and piercings
grim

>>218323818
I've had girls try to fuck me and turned them down because I thought it was some elaborate ruse to embaress me harshly. Like someone was in the closet filming the whole thing just waiting to post it to the school intraweb or something

>>218323905
Yes but she's hot but not my oneitis

>>218323916
>>218323902
>>218323818
Just come out gay

>>218323872
>She's skinny with a bunch of tattoos and piercings
hot

I've seen ugly or fat guys in public and always thought they were sort of cool in their own way. I wouldn't be embarrassed to be hanging out with them in public. Not in a way that uplifts me but they actually have an air of coolness about them. But when I look at myself I don't see that at all. I would be embarrassed to be seen with me in public. I don't even look human and that's not an exaggeration.

>>218323946
No I had sex with other girls but it was from trying (usually badly) to do so. The ones that were basically (if not literally, as was the case a few times) saying "come over and fuck me please" I thought were just trying to trick me

It's not possible to have sex unless you're a top 5% chad you fucking faggots stop falling for larps

What makes Minnesotans so prone to criminality and terrorism?
>Alvin Karpis, onetime Public Enemy No.1, once said, 'Every criminal of any importance in the 1930s made his home at one time or another in St. Paul...If you were looking for a guy you hadn't seen in months, you usually thought of two places--prison or St.Paul

>>218324003
It's easy as a teenager, but teens don't know it yet. Teenage girls are just as horny if not hornier than teenage boys. If you know this as a teen it's impossible not to get laid

>>218323597
Be careful don't crush

Scam Hyde

>>218323973
What's your favorite food

>>218323946
I've had sex with a guy but it was awful. I regret it. Sex with women feels way better and more natural.

Do you watch Sportsball?

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>I've had sex with a guy

>>218324073
But did you cum?

>>218323984
>The ones that were basically (if not literally, as was the case a few times) saying "come over and fuck me please" I thought were just trying to trick me
Same lol i've had so many cases in the past where a girl was practically begging me to fuck her, and I was either oblivious or thought she was trying to fuck with me

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so bored

I have the frame of a Neanderthal. I honestly should be studied as a missing link. I have a gay alien skull. When I was born I had trigonocephaly which they surgically repaired but they seemed to have "gone too far" in one direction. Even my voice seems wrong, but not only that I have a naturally forked tongue/tongue-tie which makes my speech even more alien.

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If you had to Groundhog Day one random day of your life one million times, but once it's done you get fifty billion dollars, would you do it? You would legit go insane and make no functional progress in your life.

>>218324104
>did you cum from thrusting your erect penis inside a tight warm asshole that for all intents and purposes feels exactly the same if not better than a lubricated fleshlight
No, anon. I was having sex purely to not get any pleasure or ejaculate.

>>218324064
Corned beef hash

>>218324048
Thanks for telling me now dad

>>218324147
Why are you bisexual

>>218324139
nigga that's over 2800 years of the same shit over and over. Hell no. Money isn't that important.
The longest I'd go would be the same day for 1 year. No more than that.

>>218324147
But you did get some form of pleasure out of it. Why haven't you tried it again?

>>218324147
Gross no one wants to hear about that

But, seriously, could we fund a genuine investigation into why Europeans are such assholes? There must be something there.

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>NEW: Sen. Lindsey Graham tells @J_Insider
he'll try to expedite halting US aid to Israel after PM Netanyahu said he'll move to end US assistance within 10 years.
>LG: "Now that this decision has been made, I don't think we need to wait 10 years. I'm going to work on expediting the wind down of the aid & recommend we plow the money back into our own military."

>>218324213
It's us bro

>>218324213
People naturally find foreigners assholes.

Gen Zs making YouTube comments under millennial music videos be like "this was a cultural reset, we had never heard anything like this before, this song revolutionized [genre]"

>>218324139
I'd do it. It would be fun even because you could do whatever you want with zero consequences just go on a raping spree everyday

>>218324213
It's mostly resentment

>>218324249
You might be able to catch up on One Piece in that time

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Beer drinking
Who here /partyrockin/?

>>218324225
Why did anons lie to me telling this guy was a zio shill

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>>218324155

>>218324230
Sometimes but there are genuine instances where it is not. They are all so used to the european way of doing things and assume it to be the correct/superior way to do it that they just don't "get" why anyone does it differently. Most are aware that it's just different elsewhere, though they still give you a head tilt out of confusion for some things, but some just legitimately think "wow I can't believe you don't do it this way". But that's true everywhere really

The quesadilla was a big success even if my housemate ate all the mexican shredded cheese and didn't tell me. Thank you everyone for pulling with me in this journey

>>218324281
telling me*

>>218324139
That woman has her right hand on her left arm

>>218324329
Fuck my ass

>>218323882
civic

>>218324171
>>218324181
I'm not, like I said I regret it. I've never had any urge to have sex with a man ever since, and even at the time I was unsure if I wanted to do it. I'm ashamed of what I didn't and I don't plan on doing it again.

I'll give you the backstory even though I'm sure you don't care. I was at a low point in my life where I was really lonely and horny. Jerking off wasn't cutting it anymore, I needed something more. I seriously considered spending several hundred dollars on one of those full scale super realistic torso sex dolls but talked myself out it.
Then through a discord channel for local tabletop gaming meetups I met a guy who I guess was what zoomers call a "femboy". We had interacted in the channel before and started DMing each other. Out of the blue one night he sends me a message asking if I wanted to come over to his place later that week. He didn't say why, but I knew exactly what he meant. He was acting like a total slut in our DMs and I realized he was probably more desperate for me cock than any woman I had ever fucked.
The weekend came and I drove to his apartment. He answered the door wearing a loose croptop and super tight shorts. He legit looked exactly like a girl. Up until this point I was unsure if I actually wanted to fuck him, but when I saw him like this something snapped in my brain and I didn't think about what I was doing until it was already done. The only hesitation I had was when I took his shorts off and remembered that he had a dick and balls.

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I'm getting sued but the retard wants to settle

>>218324395
Leviticus 18:22

israel being dependent without america is bad actually

This thread is boring can we post 'jaks or complain about jeets instead?

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Poopoopeepee 69:420

>>218324517
let's complain about hispanics, there's too many of them in my town and I'm tired of hearing their language everywhere.

>>218324536
Father forgive them

>>218324538
>be visajeet
>move to Texas to become a big tech slave
>complain about too many Mexicans

>>218324395
Is everything going okay now bro?

we already argued about: religion, gays, jeets, ICE, Kirk, 'jaks. Why not abortion? My cousin had four abortions.

>>218324542
Is that the name of a song or something

>>218324578
i wish my mom aborted me

>>218324578
theres no debate to be had, everyone agrees abortion is good

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>>218324578
Where's your faustian spirit

>>218324578
I don't think it should really be encouraged but at the same time I think not having the option is retarded

>>218324578
Why isn't she in prison for life?

abortion is not only permissible but morally necessary. some people should not reproduce, and the people who take advantage of abortion the most are the people who should least be mingling their genes and rearing children. the only downside is that it empowers women

>>218324602
>it's retarded to not be able to murder children
that's a crazy sentence

I would have an abortion just for street cred

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>>218324590
Same

Using a bow and arrow is more chad than using a gun

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Talentless

>>218324621
As long as it's not past 15 weeks or whatever I don't care

>>218324620
>i get to decide who lives and dies

>>218324631
looks like the resident serb

>>218324641
>bow and arrow
What else would you use with a bow

>>218324643
foota

>>218324560
I live thousands of miles away from Texas.

>>218324643
>MEDIUM TALENT

Momberg ordered snacks from Amazon fresh I'm gonna be eating like a king tomorrow gnome what I'm saying?

>>218324649
it definitely should be that way. you’re not gonna dissuade me with that line. and by the way a fetus may be alive but it has no will, so it’s no different than killing a plant. eating meat is more immoral than abortion

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>>218324657

>>218324538
I like latinx people

>>218324644
an insane person is typing to me

>>218324683
I'm going to be eating your bussy

>>218324644
it says in the bible that god created us at conception

>>218324690
Shutup before I shoot you with my gun and bullet

>>218324686
>If I decide someone doesn't have "will" whether they do or do not have this nebulous thing, I can kill them
Do you feel powerful pretending to be God? Deciding who lives and who dies arbitrarily?

jesus said abortion is a right

If you're against abortion, why not the death penalty?

>>218324698
Don't care what the bible says tbdesu

>>218324698
I'm not Christian so I don't care about this argument. Roe v Wade was already overturned which was a good thing and you can now vote per state whether you want it. I don't give a fuck about abortion

>>218324697
You will eat a slug from my shotgun fag

Abortion is a necessary evil because no one wants blacky boos or jasonkin breeding

>>218324727
>killing an innocent child is the same as punishing a convicted criminal of crimes so heinous he should die for them
what's the word for this. equivocation?

>>218324536
This is the funniest shit anyone's posted on 4chan in years

I think America should be the government in charge of Israel

>>218324742
So you don't care when babies are being murdered in other states? It should be a crime in all fifty states.

>>218324756
Show some god damned respect for the scriptures

>>218324718
yes and for the record simply having the will doesn’t mean someone is better off alive than not. i just think of all the black people that don’t exist who would if it weren’t for the practice of abortion, and that’s enough for me to place my support behind it

BREAKING: SMONGOLD SAYS AMERICANS SHOULD CAPTURE KEIR STARMER

"We should just go and arrest him, he has a lower approval rating than Maduro and we arrested him"

I think Canada should give a hundred eunuchs to the American president as tribute

>>218324797
British pipo are stinky

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I am an actual 35 y/o married boomer and I gotta be perfectly honest with you guys I love my wife but I really crave alone time to do stupid shit like shitpost and play video games by myself or browse brain rot without judgement, probably a good thing we can't have kids (she's infertile not me to be clear though)

>>218324797
British infantry would mog us.

>>218324800
I vote for this

>>218324829
i can never imagine myself cohabitating with someone. hope she sucks and fucks you dude

>>218324829
Same (36 though) you just have to make the time. They should understand

>>218324829
Nigga you a DINK tell that bitch you're going to Thailand and let her go to Jamaica or some shit

what is it about Judy Hopps that makes her so breedable

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Elon buying Twitter will unironically go down as one of the important moments of the 21st century

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>>218324829
My gf is literally autistic as shit, she literally spends hours a day listening to true crime podcasts and crocheting. It gives me an almost equivalent amount of time for gaming and shitposting.

I'm an Australopithecus

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>>218324877
Try removing all biases you have for the man. Imagine genuinely going back to the 1990's and telling people that Donald Trump would spend roughly fifteen years as the most important political leader in the world.

Fuck that spic, Astrolopithecus is one of the best things to ever happen.

>>218324880
How's the sex life?

>>218324921
It happens sometimes.

>watch hospital drama
>doctors and nurses are good at their jobs and helpful
Yeah not realistic

say the n word

>>218324852
I get it raw since she get pregnant
>>218324855
>>218324880
She's very clingy which I think is because of the whole she'll never be a mother thing so I try to be nice about how much time we spend together
>>218324871
Jeet post

>>218324951
The n word

>>218324951
no

>>218324951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18

>>218324974
https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI

Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about metacognition

>>218324988
RIP Rich Homie Quan

>>218324951
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

I remember a decade ago when everybody was saying China would have overtaken us by now
At least that meme is dying out

>>218325002
say that to a black man's face

>>218324994
Just googled metacognition, it looks fucking gay.

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>>218325006
>He doesn't know

>>218325009
Ayo dis white boy zesty

>>218325006
They beat us in PPP years ago, and have a much lower debt-to-GDP ratio.

Washed my comforter for the first time in 12 years award.

>>218325031
ppp means nothing, it fails to do the one thing it’s supposed to (compare quality of life). india outstrips nearly every country in the world by ppp. the average chinese nigga does not live better than the average american

>>218324829
It's so sad when I try to play games with my friend and his wife literally yells at him because she notices he's not watching TV with her.
This is what /r9k/ is killing themselves over missing lmao

JUST IN - Trump calls for a one year cap on credit card usury to a 10% maximum, effective January 20, 2026.

Anyone else internationally find canadians cringe? Like I look on reddit and see canadians complain about immigration and there's this sense of disgust I feel that I never feel with americans. I don't intend to go to canada at all or anything its just that I've always felt like canadians deserve to get fucked because they're the dumber, weaker, smugger version of america. Every time I look at canada I am reminded of how inferior they are to the united states. I see in those threads how they want to import french speaking people just so that they can be less american. It's so pathetic to me. I think america should just Venezulea canada and turn it into a 51st state just to show them who's boss, you know? Like bulgaria is a crap state compared to germany or france but they have their own thing, their own identity. Canada's identity doesn't exist. The only reason canada hasn't turned into an american state yet is because they refuse to admit they aren't a real country, but just an inferior arm of the united states.

I just hate smug arrogant people. And canada isn't just full of them, its their whole identity, to be an inferior version of america. I just wish everything to every canadian because I just hate smug people.

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Dubs and I'll eat some

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>>218324269
earth rocker here

>>218324459
$5
take it or leave it

>>218325148
>there's this sense of disgust I feel that I never feel with americans
Canada doesn't have a conservative contingent to balance the scales, they've been experiencing Biden Kamala levels of open borders for the past decade.

>>218324459
What are you getting sued for

Am I drinking tonight?

>>218325148
they’re alright people. if your only exposure to any country were their redditors you’d think the world was populated entirely by hysteric libtards

>>218325148
I'm okay with them, but my patience has been wearing thin. They're much more smug in person.

>>218324578
Ask her if she wants go for 5 for me

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corr

finkin' may garn hafta exacerbate the spandexberg on diss wun

mindbogglin'

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>>218324641
I have a bow and arrow but I also use my gun and bullet from time to time. They both have their charm

>>218325228
are you meeting up with the aussie chick?

>>218325189
I don't care about canada's politics, I just don't like that they are a seperate state. I want them to join the united states of america because I like how america looks on the map and I think they would look really nice with Canada.

I also think canadians are just fucking losers and deserve to get humbeled. Plus, since they'll turn into americans, they'll be way cooler, since americans are awesome but canadians are these weird smug subhuman creature things. At least, in my opinon.

>>218325207
>>218325228
Wow, this looks just like my Forza game

>>218324643
never liked her

and her interviews shes annoying always

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>>218325241
I did around Halloween, no action

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>>218325197
I say, I do say, that there is one pe-culiar fellow. Zesty as a bushel of oranges, I do say.

>>218325243
Tell me about Gamal

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>>218325259
BUT SHE'S SO QUIRKY AND JUST OUT THERE

>>218325257
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mar-lago-gay-wedding-1875232

>>218325240
you need to dial 1 800 588 2300 TODAY nigga

Tell me about Indians

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https://youtu.be/pRgUpRx1wE8?si=M3qFRFyoLRFXRkRD&t=90

>>218325275
It's a rental

>>218324139
i mean

like

doni iust have normal life span after?

diss scenario just seems utterly absurd

hard to make heads or tails of the ramifications

2800 years though

like you would bound to get bored
50 billion dollars worth that?

not sure

in a way 2800 years is like 50 billion

like you could spend all your money on that day every day for 2800 years

kinda like being a billionaire innit

>>218325302
They seem fun but they're probably pretty bad in reality.

>>218325319
that's a good general definition for all cars.

>>218325320
looks good

>>218325320
Looks good but I can only imagine the shits

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>>218325319

>>218325272
what's it like to dance?

>>218325274
The fact that this is news is what's worrying.

>>218325334
Nah not at all. Some are genuinely fun. Some don't look fun at all but are a blast to tune and rice out and shit

>>218325101
She doesn't do that though if either of us wants to go do something we let the other do it (she is playing the harry potter game tonight but said she's not a chud), she's just autistic and likes routine as well as super clingy and I can tell she's disappointed sometimes so I feel a bit bad

i have this persistent feeling that it might truly be over

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Adios

>>218325383
>>218325402
>>218325420
you cannot suffer in the tropical paradiso of mexico.

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*mogs you*

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I deserve this

>>218325444
Are you retarded

>>218325458
I took this picture

>>218325458
YES YOU DO

>>218325458
what have you done to deserve this?

>>218325458
What work have you put in to attain this?

>>218325458
cristofuhhh

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say her name

>>218325395
I prefer intellectual pursuits.

i invented reverse left handed gooning

>>218325493
ANNA LYODD

>>218325459
Are you a chud

Wait what was her name again

>>218325493
Shiv

we are renee kirk we carry the flame

>>218323533
cheesy

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>>218325545
DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE GOAT ASS EVER AGAIN

>>218325579
Is that a fart cloud on the right?

you shouldnt suffer this way

bought knitting needles and yarn today, gonna use them for real to make a blanket for my cats

>>218325608
Are you an old granny irl?

>>218325608
That's adorable

In what year would you say "political correctness" (or "wokeness") went to far? I've seen people bitch about it since I was a kid in the early 2000's, and some of the bitching was reruns from the 90's.

We got an eighty year old granny in the thread

Also, cats don't need blankets. Knit something useful instead!

>>218325579
is this Succession shiv
if so
i need season episode timestamp location costumer stylist designer esthetician gym trainer and cosmetic surgeon
por favor

>>218325617
Fabric working is actually a very masculine skill. If masculinity is about protection, reliance, and intelligence knitting and sowing fall into all three.

>>218325625
probably peaked in 2020-21

>>218325644
Whatever you say.
In my world knitting and sewing is women's work.

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>Fabric working is actually a very masculine skill. If masculinity is about protection, reliance, and intelligence knitting and sowing fall into all three.

i like rubbing faces with cats quite a bit i reckon

>>218325649
you know what else peaked in 2020-2021? deaths due to covid. because people weren't vaxxed. and then they were. did you get vaxxed? i got vaxxed.

>>218325625
I'd say it's always existed, we've always had progressive people and so on. The reason PC became a buzzword in the 90's is that the 80's was one of the golden ages of conservatism so it was more in-vogue to criticize past progressive goals like normalizing minorities or giving young adults social rights.

>>218325666
Almost every veteran in the world learns sowing, actual IRL warriors are doing it.

If the vikings did something, it's manly
Vikings sewed and cleaned themselves
Therefore, sowing and grooming are manly

>>218325694
You reap what you sow.

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Ate a lot so I'm finna drink a lot to vomit

>>218325754
That's just bulimia, and bulimia is femoid shit.

>>218325756
Catch a wave and take in the sweetness you want this you need this

>>218325754
Genuinely considering watching every episode of his show but I feel like I may as well try catching up on One Piece

bradley pooper heh

>>218325780
haha

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Would you?

>>218325831
woman talking? i ain't watching.

>>218325676
hell yeah

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the blanket goes on the floor and the cat sits on it

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A 16 year old girl lifted more and made more reps than me in crossfit today

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Imagine eating this good.

Wasted day opening Tf2 and losing badly and getting mad at it

>>218325865
That makes more sense, granny.
My cat has a hammock at the radiator.

general semen semenov

>>218325915
You are too old to get mad in video games.

>>218325915
havent played tf2 since they RUINED the game with meet your match update

>>218325901
is she in really good shape, or are you in really bad shape?

I wish I was autistic enough for crossfit

Someone brought it up earlier but it is odd how the political containment board is also meant to be a politically incorrect board. I guess the idea is that any political discussion in the other boards is supposed to be politically correct?

Just wasting time until the day is done

>>218325912
Where's the good?

im going to eat sml,

>>218326108
No, it's a major weakness of the site that I periodically want to discuss major geopolitical events with people who aren't schizophrenic 60 year olds and get shuffled off /int/ and /k/ into the loony bin.
Even just seeing that atrocious orange background makes me gag

i never been to /bant/ what is it like there for political stuff

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>>218326215
you want /news/ my friend

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>>218326226
It's literally just /b/ with flags

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I don't think about the Roman Empire that often, but I think about Napoleon so often. The First French Empire really was the bedrock of everything that happened in the west after him.

>>218326234
/news/heads are schizos bigly

>>218326259
its like my local facebook comment section

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>>218326254
I often think about how it would feel to live on the Italian peninsula during Hannibal's rampage.

>you should get a license and car and insurance
Why? So feds can shoot me in the face and say I was weaponizing my vehicle?

>>218326317
sybau

>>218325521
No, you just said something demonstrably false

>>218325495
That is an intillectual pursuit

I often think about how 4chan is still a villain of the internet for some reason. Like huge swaths of people still conceive of people here as not being normal people. Like it's some crime I just want to follow anime and video games and not have an account or any attachment to my time on the site.

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>>218326388
haha you pwned yourself

>>218326394
it’s not 2016 anymore. 4chan is known as a playpen for social retards now

>>218326394
Only by hysterical millennials. Other websites took that role

just gooned (4 hours)

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>>218326449
Did you think of me?

>>218326461
no, infact most of the time was spent trying to make the custom video player i have work on rule34video until i reached chatgpt limit so i gave up

renee good

renee bad

Who here is hyped about Valentine's day? It's gonna be so friggin epic!

Say. Her. Name.

Say it and kneel.

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this is just no good. nothing good can come from this.

I already know my balls have more plastic than sperm with all the Keurig I drink

>>218326511
ASMR Glow

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>>218326517

i am going to die a virgin (and thats a good thing)

>>218326517
Do you think the biggest consumers of this content are black guys or white women

>>218326533
Pakistani men

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(((Porn))) is all degenerate. Fap to hentai manga only.

>>218326532
same

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Drinking a highball

>>218324829
you gotta learn to do stuff alone together, I'm convinced this is why 99% of relationships fail

>>218326550
Unironically

reminder that anyone under the age of 30 and a devout Catholic is a crypto-Groyper

we will feign ignorance when questioned about Fuentes though

>anyone under the age of 30 and a devout Catholic

is a dirty Sanchez.

My friend was bugging me to go to the bars and chase college tail knowing full well
>I didn't do that when I was in college
>I don't think kids do that anymore and c)
>we look like old homeless men

>>218326593
jason post

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I can't get into politics because anyone could point out I don't have a girlfriend and I'd turn into Thanos dust

>>218326603
Thought this was a screenshot of a simpsons episode

>>218326585
Sanchez's stood up to the jews while all your people did was bow down to them

i don’t like making ultimatums but if this life doesn’t stop being so chudcelibate soon i’m not gonna have any options left but to make an attempt on the life of a public figure

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>>218326612
new

>>218326237
corr does she do por
would galze diss bitch