The Greenwich Boat Club, 1833 edition
the raped 67 edition
Princeton sub-edition
Even the Pakis believe that Jesus will return and slay Satan at the end of days
Cant we all just get along for one thread
30 year old manchild discussing god on his mongolian basket weaving forum with other 30 year old manchildren because their ancestors lords butchered saracens in the name of Christ
>>218325541just try to remember in the heat of an argument that the reason why theyre lashing out is because theyre ignorant or have some kind of health issue and dont take it personally or think its your job to raise / fix everyone. youll run yourself ragged trying to do that
>>218325387Did you know that ameribro?
just learned my thoughts about categorizing education, wisdom and intelligence map more or less exactly onto an existing understanding instead called crystallised intelligence, experiential intelligence and fluid intelligence.
>>218325581*scratches the top of my head with one finger*
>>218325515yeah well im being honest. are you going to tell me whats going on? how you ended up in that circumstance?
>>218325542I’m 22 as a matter of fact
>>218325609It shows
I'm 65 years old
God forbid a white boi get a lil motion
If we do not do it the easy way, we will do it the hard way. By the way, I am a fan of Denmark. The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago does not mean they own the land. We will be doing something with Greenland—the nice way, or the more difficult way
lol so many brit stuff
I won’t kill myself at least for tonight
im 23
>>218325591it's really simple. there's what you've been taught even if you have no idea what to do with it (education), what you simply know even if you can't explain it (wisdom), and your ability to actually do anything with either or even neither (intelligence).
>>218325641Speed or coke? I kind of miss going on benders to be honest.
I found this on /k/ lmao
>>218325641havent had a smoke in ages. >mfw
England is a Christian nation. The idea of “England” was created by a Christian king under siege from pagans.
>>218325622>The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago does not mean they own the landTrue their claim to the land is divine in nature
lol
rawr
>>218325684sad
staffordshire queer has a 4chan passLMAO
>>218325667I smoked some weed and did some blow on New Years, that's my rule, otherwise I'm soberino and I'm loving it.
>>218325684not funny
>>218325661What’s funny about it?
>>218325661Bengalis are quite literally the same THOUGH
FUCKING IMGUR
>>218325713someone went through the effort to spite jeets
>>218325558raped
>>218325729they all think that white people will accept them because in their view they are the superior caste or whatever but we don't give a fuck lmao
>>218325729it looks like they have better 4chuds posters thoughbeit
>>218325734Hmmm still not laughing
Thinking of making steak pie for the first time on Sunday. Gonna buy small pie forms tomorrow.
[O]n the toilet doing a [redacted]
>>218325760Maybe stop hanging out with sheep all day
Was reading earlier today about Ronaldinho's time in prison. He said he thought it was going to be horrible and he'd get beaten up. All the inmates loved him and then the guards arranged for everyone to have a 5 a side tournament in there, which he won. He had a lot of fun.
Why are the goycattle going crazy for jacket potatoes? I saw them queueing for hours to get a takeaway jacket potato. World’s gone mad
>>218325781Why did he go to prison? Also of course everyone would love him, he was the best.
>>218325781he was just in holding iirc
im such a pathetic loser should kms
>>218325791He went though passport control with a fake passport
>>218325791passport fraudit's unclear why he did it or why he thought it would work
Made chicken thighs, baby potatoes and some carrots because I had them. Bit of oil all over them. Then rubbed in salt, black pepper, garlic granules, chilli powder, mixed herbs on the potatoes and chicken seasoning on the chicken. Popped it all in the oven, gas mark 6, one hour, turned every 20 minutes. Looked lovely, smelled lovely. Then I ate it. Can't taste a fucking thing, and I was generous with it all. The lesson? Stop trying to cook. Just make a bacon sandwich with HP sauce. Sick of it.
>>218325810lol, why? That's weird.>>218325805naah you're a good guy
Ronaldinho SOCCER
>>218325657It’s just coke, got a half gram here gonna rack it up in 2 lines. This will be fun
RONALDINHOOOOOOOOO
>>218325839this isn't on, lad.... you've got to get off this muck and find constructive pleasures
christmas is over
>>218325818Sounds lovely, should have put more salt probably, a month ago I bought some shitty salt and even if I put alot it didn't salt the food, I bought some good salt recently and there's a big difference. >>218325839I used to buy speed for daily use and coke for party and going out. They put my guy in jail unfortunately, he had some real pure stuff untouched by the Albanian animals. Hope he's doing alright, I think he should be out next year.
>>218325857
lol its over already
>>218325892proper british culture this
>>218325886Is this the most hated PM of the UK?
>>218325805everyone's life is different. me? i stopped comparing myself to others. this advice is of course easier given than taken. everyone has their own set of issues or problems in their life
>>218325660More of them are on Telegram these days, dumb kids with no Opsec. Much lower hanging fruit.
>>218325896pretty much yeahliterally no one likes him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvuMl2XFR-8
>>218325896I can't think of anyone that likes him Even his own party wants him out
>>218325902This guy was a Proddy bastard that ruined the British isles forever btw
>>218325934He does seem like a real twat. When does his term expire? 2 years?
>>218325951in other news:William of Orange was invited to England by a group of influential English Protestants, known as the "Immortal Seven," who sent him a coded letter in 1688 asking him to invade and depose the Catholic King James II, promising support for a Protestant succession with William and his wife Mary (James's Protestant daughter). After William successfully landed and James II fled, a Convention Parliament in England declared the throne vacant and offered it to William and Mary as joint monarchs, establishing a Protestant monarchy with parliamentary supremacy, a shift known as the Glorious Revolution.
might make a pot noodle whilst i continue my drinking and air crash documentary adventure
I tell you, everybody is going crazy over the stuff that Grok is producing, but you couldn't imagine how much more you can get with a local Stable Diffusion XL instance and custom LoRA models of all of the cuties of your neighborhood.
>>218325981
>>218325974Ruined Britain. The English invited a Dutch Judeo-Masonic king in.
>>218325656not really the same then is it realising that people both retain information and solve problems isn't a brand new ideayour eduation thing has nothing to do with experiential intelligence
>>218326005low in fluid intelligence you are
>>218325661>>218325734how do people even make pepe art like that?
>>2183259532029
>>218325997To fund his constant wars against France (like the Nine Years' War), William oversaw the creation of the Bank of England (1694) and the permanent National Debt. Critics at the time—and some historians today—argue this tethered the British economy to high taxes and interest.>The terms you used regarding William’s background are often found in later conspiracy theories, but they don't align closely with the historical record of the 17th century:While William did rely on loans from Jewish financiers (most notably Francisco Lopes Suasso) to fund his expedition to England, this was standard practice for European monarchs of the era who needed quick liquidity for military campaigns.There is no historical evidence that William was a Freemason. Speculative Freemasonry as we know it didn't formally organize into the first Grand Lodge until 1717, fifteen years after William's death.
you want comprise? how’s this. 20 years in the can
>>218326049>how do people even make pepe art like that?would also like to know t. have never used photoshop or graphic design software
>>218326050sucks. I'd have defo killed myself by them
>>218326059masonic propoganda anyone in the know will tell you the BoE was utterly instrumental in the fractional reserve international jewry fuckery we find ourselves in today
miss just looking at any porn I want on a whim, now I only have whats here on the porn boards. will never submit my ID to anyone to look at something on the internet and will never pay for a vpn.
>>218326050Noooo, really? I'm so sorry frens.
>>218326084Oh yeaeh you guys have the ID shit.. So you can't go to any porn site whithout ID? Even the shitty sketchy ones?
>>218326061i wanted to fuck a slagi compromisedi had tor wanks instead
>>218326066>>>64740331OP's on this thread
>>218326112I haven't searched much, just the big ones like pornhub, xvideos, etc, can't be accessed anymore. there probably are shady ones that aren't blocked but them being shady is why I don't want to visit them.
Back from my wank. Busted one off to Lulu Chu.
>>>/gif/30064871This thread has been making a lot of /int/ asians seethe
>>218326150just use a Free VPN and sign up with a burner email or your work email idc
>>218326128we’re from alcoholics anonymous>whats your names?well, we’re anonymous
Hope everyone has stuck to their Dry January commitment this Friday night
>>218326145>>>/k/64740331
>>218326150What about torrents and sites like bunker? Or maybe give porn a break, I'm opposed to porn and don't watch it anymore, it's been great desu.
>>218326172I don't drink but I said I'm gonna quit smoking ciggies in 2026 and I have failed that resolution :(
Thinking about SmaugHe was a right greedy bastard dragons don't even need gold
>>218326196Only been 10 days mate. Do better and have some respect for yourself
>>218326221I didn't even try. I bought a pack on the 4th
got quite a few bad habits i need to cut down on,have a terrible sweet tooth and can eat upwards of 80g+ of sugar a day commonly, love flapjacks, cakes, milkshakes and ice cream corrrgo to sleep at 3am and wake up at 2PM half the week im not toiling and think its slowly killing me cant stop drinking energy drinks either, probably causing the problem above, just dont have energy without them
>>218326277bedtime soon
>>218326277This can be fixed with a low carb diet fren. I applaud me mum because I was not allowed to eat sweets and drink sodas until I was 11-12 so I never developed a sweet tooth. Still was a fat fuck as a kid until high school though cause my granny was a baker lol, Rip granny <3
>>218326277ktim if i lose controltotally not out of control right now that's why i'm up at 2.45am
Lately I've been eating nothing but steak and eggsLush diet but makes the poos hard as a rock
>>218326212bet she bites her toenails too
how do you get rid of the little polls from random people that show up constantly on youtube from people you're not subscribed to or even ever watched anything from? there's no option to ignore or hide or unsub or anything, who the fuck are these people? I constantly see the polls from one guy saying the most inane shit like 'what's the worst time to be interrupted during a video game?' and it's like he's violating me because I don't want to see it but have no option to not see it
>>218326333Based, add some more fat for smoother pooperino.
>>218326333but steak is a red meat... and you're only supposed to eat red meat once a month... according to something I heard once
>>218326366
>>218326213t. dwarf
>>218326356not sure
l love simpchat
>>218326428
>>218326366In america rfk said we can have as much as we like and alcohol too
>>218326428kek simpcity has some right freaksmy favourite is beingbetrayd's simp chat
>>218326428dangerously based
reckon brits should be able to request specific porn webms or gifs or images for other non-brit anons to deliver on appropriate boards like smugglers delivering alcohol to the people when alcohol was banned in that movie
>>218326428sounds like many of the cunts here
>>218326428>>218326466what is this and why do you even know what it is?
I think I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>218326552It's obviously heathermong posting another one of his autistic fixations like that suicide forum
AI Jewish boobs.
>>218326592you look like a GTA developer do you lad?
go and get some lunch big boy
>>218326499twenty doubloons to the man that finds me a selection of JAV lactation webms from the godless orient
>>218326681she's cute, shame we're gonna have to send her back
>>218326552It's for sharing porn I use it for porn
>>218326277for me it's porn use, got a bit out of hand recently but I'm working on cutting down
>>218326710Had a shocking start to the year me I reckon today was the first day I didn't wank
Got banned on 'ddit for saying that American lassie deserved it
>>218326699
>>218326681reckon we need a policy that states they're exempt from deportation if they're peng
MA’AM DO NOT REDEEM THE BRITISHER COCK!
>>218326753screaming I had the same thought
In the event of a WW3 situation, where do you survivors want to meet up? Because I'm pretty set on Sao Tome and Principe but open to Greek islands.
Maybe something like Ikaria. Easier to get there probably. Australia's out of the question due to distance probably.
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
>G7 summit moved to avoid clash with White House UFC event
all according to plan..
>>218326789virgin islands
>>218326862scream
Wish I could gain supernatural abilities Perhaps become a vampire or some such
Is Britain in:>Northern Europe>Western Europe>Northwestern Europe
>>218326869being a vampire would be awfulnever going outside during the daynormal people being repulsed by your presenceyour body all pale and atrophiedoh wait
>>218326871Not Europe, simple as
>>218326959Erm your math is a bit off mate
*Eats the hair from your head like a grazing cow*
>homer bimpson
>>218326995turkish delights
Y’all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
sloppy joe grilled cheese
>>218327086Holy Scran
>>218326552simpcitythey leak onlyfans pornit's that simple
There's only one Sweet Crystal I know of
Only drank 4 beers yesterday and I've woken up with a splitting sore head. This is why I rarely drink beer
>>218327112me? 4 beers today, will not drink the rest of the weekend.cutting it right back de lad
>>218327122Good man. I will probably drink a bottle of wine tonight though
>>218327133Hope that means Saturday night, not over the course of 2 hoursThat's just mental if so
>>218327138Of course haha. That would be a waste
>>218327133Beer gives you a headache and wine doesn't? Nigga? This is how I know you're MI6. Don't even try to hide it, you'll never get anything out of me (I'll be behind the couch)
>>218327157PHEWWine is far too good to waste at this time, has to be a slow burn thing
having a glass of coca-cola is a wild night for me
Would you rather be a pirate or a spaceman?
>Chevron stock rises after-hours as Venezuela talks keep CVX in focus
>>218327193Realistically? Pirate
Rorke learning proto indo European
>>218327193A pirate
https://youtu.be/4An4oR035j8?si=eTCNps82wNqfHvHSMissing the gay one...
>>218327193i don't have the looks to be a spaceman
A clean victory for pirates Sorry spacemen
>>218327239why do spacemen always look so...zesty?
um >.<
https://xcancel.com/preeti_youngTo be fair I can kind of understand why Steven Dawson obsesses over her.
It's the same fucking shit!
not sure if i should wake up or go to bed
>>218327086I think we can all agree that mince on toast can be megapeng
I hate to be that guy but I legit do not like American culture I also hate the fact America is basically Israels little orc
>>218327419I like our folk culture
>>218327424Country music and country aesthetic is so trashy to me honestly it's just cringe pure cringe
>>218327443No like log cabins, and frontier life
Fall Asleep to the ENTIRE History of The Corded Ware Culture
>>218327456That hasn't existed since the end of the wild West 1911
If anyone sees my son can you please let me or Boondall police know. He's been missing since yesterday and I need him home.
Dont know what to do
the flat that i bought in my dream was really nicemuch nicer than my actual flat
>>218327472
I had a dream where a black guy stole my friends spade and ran off. My friend yelled out 'hey thats my digger!'This made the black guy stop and ask what he just called him?so I said the digger and pointed at the spadehe tapped his head knowingly then I suddenly grabbed the spade and ripped it out of my hand but then him and my friend disappeared and I was alone on a random footpath next to a shopper centre
>>218327472as far as I'm concerned anything past Chermside may as well be the moon
>>218327541why are you dreaming about purchasing flatswhat an odd thing to dream about
>>218327472bro look like he about to sing Mmmbop
british niggas be likeunbelievable I have to buy a flat now I can't even afford a semi-detached house with a shared backyard. The british dream is dead
really want to fuck a peng muslim ting
would
Need Emma Watson to fumigate my nostrils with a pungent parp.
There are 148 million housing units in the United States
The mail guy behind the counter was EXCEPTIONALLY rude to me today and I'm not about to let it go
>>218327743Should have raped him
Rorke getting 4 man outed as nurse
Suck my arse protestant
i'm literally not a protestantmainly because I understand church history
>>218327730whiskers :>)
>>218327808Ok but didn’t even mean you>>218327290Had this post in mind
>>218327580Muslim?African?Both?
>>218327561https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2vkO2kyPDE
I should be allowed to beat women up
>>218327894Just become Muslim
It's the same two countries only difference is the body of water between them
>>218327913australia and usa
need to get off my arse and start living my lifecan't keep being a passenger anymore
Weeing in my ear
Northside niggas be likehttps://youtu.be/SCUzSmCyDUs?t=135
>>218327894doubt youre capable
have to do family bits today which is a bit crap because it's the weekend
>>218327730corr weird arsed kittingtonshire diss>>218327600bloody good choon
just remembered the time I btfo'd a foid so badly that she made SEVERAL indirect tiktoks about me after we broke upstupid slut
Was gonna go for a run but I’ll just go tomorrow morning instead actually
>>218325465Remember this?
>>218328116Dumb heffer would batter fuck out her
Imagine the farts
>>218328116actively avoiding watching that webm, second time ive seen it and immediately hovered away from it, actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwpqBmW_a8Wish I could marry this woman :/
hai Bret
>>218328160but does she wish she could marry you?
>>218328160>channel appeared a few days agowhere do you runts find this shit
>>218328172Probably not. She doesn't even know me, she's beautiful though.
are people more likely to go out drinking on Friday night or Saturday night
>>218328178TikTok, she was uploading a fair bit before that, but I did only find her like 4 days ago tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbeoV5ANNIThis is how it felt announcing to the incel forums that I got a shagShould probably never have joined them
Turks are good people
an Irish man fucked herhttps://>>218328217youtube.com/watch?v=aSugSGCC12I
>>218328228i like turks ataturk saved them
>>218328232well yes, I am ethnically an Irishman so technically you are correct.
>>218328228fucking humans trying to domesticate wild animalsleave the cunts alone
I went on a date with a girl last night and it went well we went for a walk after and I kissed her too. I realise now I should’ve messaged her later last night to say like “just checking you got home okay” or something like that but I DIDNT stupidly. So when should I message her today? should I message the same thing this morning or does it not have the same effect anymore?? Please
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>>218328237Nah. Take back Constantinople I say.
Might poo myself
rorke's rizz
>>218328259He wasn’t though. Watch the video
>>218328277>5’3
>>218328259rorke when a company hires an african
Big fan of this post
>>218328277>5' 3">Old as shitI'd toss $10 in to GoFundMe to get him a hooker. Imagine how shit his life is
The Jews are the only one who is in the world of the world and the world is the best for me to be a good person to be a good person and I don't know what to do with the other people that are not the same as the other one I have to do with the other one that I have to do with my own
>>218328277Bro should start smoking
>>218327467Holy fuck can you just go drink a bottle of windex
>>218328310Was just saying this down the pub.
Just nabbed this fantastic webm from /tv/
>>218328310Most coherent defense of Zionism I've ever read m8y
Little factoids to start your morning
you now remember ian dunt
>>218328345the discord entering /brit/
>>218328345Midgets terrify me. This is unironically my worst nightmare.
>>218328345Diego
>>218328374What are you afraid of, being headbutt in the crotch?
>>218328323oh dear did he just post a picture of a dead kid with a rap songim literally shakingholy fuck dude jesus christ wow just wow top yourself fat faggot fuck up
>>218328385They're just fucking weirdA person shouldn't be that small, it's not normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL6OHMr21f8
>>218328357i dont know anything about dogs are these actually welsh breeds or are they just other breeds with welsh added onto the name?
The rating system for the Royal Navy as applied during the Napoleonic wars was:>1st Rate : Ship of the line - 100 to 120 guns on 3 decks>2nd Rate : Ship of the line - 90 to 98 guns on 3 decks>3rd Rate : Ship of the line - 64 to 80 guns on 2 decks>4th Rate : Ship of the line - 48 to 60 guns on 2 decks>5th Rate : Frigate - 32 to 44 guns on 1 deck>6th Rate : Frigate - 20 to 28 Guns on 1 deck>Unrated : Sloop-of-war -16 to 18 guns on 1 deck>Unrated : Gun-brig or Cutter - 6 to 14 guns on 1 deck
holy fuck
Freezing. Might get a hot water bottle and a blankie
drooling idiot
>>218328386You have an audience of 3 people that want you to rope yourself and a thousand other people that want you to rope yourself but have no idea what you're saying because you're filtered.
>>218328418bro is cold *skull emoji*
>>218328422blow your head smooth off
Remember all the times when gingerpaedo said he was going to leave 4chan but didn't because he has incredibly low self control?
Bosh
>>218328444Appropriating are culture
>>218328432skull is cold:bro emoji:
>>218328443remember when the canadian poster started seething because i posted a music video in /cum/ and then you hopped on his dick and started defending him like youre his little bitch? holy fuck
bye you sad pathetic fucks
>>218328464remember when you got your mouth fucked by your foster brother?holy fuck
>>218328453Integrating*
see you tomorrow <3
Want to stay in bed forever
fishè
mental how the english tore down loads of catholic churches and now catholics outnumber anglicansLMAOOOOOOOyou cannot make up losing that badly
>>218328345Howled
>>218328534Mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHE9NxWjlqk
>>218328534dont know if thats true
>>218328510
>>218328553
I fucking love science!
>is all loving and all powerful >let’s innocent babies get cancer and die painful deaths
>>218328587Mate you just undid millenia of theological debateHow could you do this?
>>218328587God killed people and shit I doubt he cares that evil exists
might watch the new dan olsen on youtube this morning
>>218328618They already made a Jarhead 2&3
>a man in the sky created the universe and every living thing>a great cosmic fart erupted causing the universe and life to come into existence Both sound a bit far fetched
Hello friends
>>218328655Morning babe
another £23.99 plus shipping spent on a 250g bag of coffee beans
>>218328684HiyaHow's it foing
>>218328655Adam
>>218328723
>>218328703What's wrong with a jar of Nescafe gold
>>218328728tastes like shit and isn't fun to make
>>218328636The Iraq war itself is about to get a sequel.