Blue-eyed wog chicks edition
this nigga always talking bout sum hello
>>218328723Gib nafri gf
hello
watched all of that
arrest anyone who isn't a straight white male
Me mum died in holly. Got put in bacon butty
my sister recently got a new job, she's an escort nowand you can pay to shag her for $600 an hour, and if you do, make sure to record it and send me the footage
>>218328764no room for a luh zesty niqqa?
>>218328788mate yer bum'ole smells like me arse
I’ve seen what blacks are capable of
really hate people who gesticulate excessively with their hands, especially women
cooking some foods in zelda breath of the wild
my last act of defiance before quitting toil was stealing a monster energy drink from the fridge and leaving an hour early with no explanation
I will learn different languages just to find out if their /int/ generals are as subhuman and prole-like as /brit/
Battle of Rorkes drift
The bottle of Rorkes piss
1/3rd of the way through Dry January. Let's keep it up lads
Schindler's Fist
Downloaded Paris, Texas so gonna watch that in a bit
>>218328916Pure kino. Enjoy
>>218328916Legally I hope
i eat poo
>>218328901
Having a nasty one
>>218328927Erm yeah mate yh
okay well i'm gonna go to sleepnight ladschurch in the eve tomorrow x
>>218328953night mate
I knew I was addicted to cooming when I watched withnail & I and got so horny that I had a wank over uncle monty in makeup
been wanting to purchase a lava lamp for like 7 years now but i keep forgetting
>we're different!!!!!No you guys are not.
Business idea: 1996 skateboarding video with dutch angles but it's horses
any simps in?
>>218328985>dutch anglesangles were from the south of the jutland peninsula
>>218328983ok
the /brit/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFU9HYyMVxQ
>>218329002don't come in here all foreign and gay and insult me like that, fucking clown
I've got my bum out, haven't I?
>>218329000YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME. IT'S ALL THE SAME SHIT
might have a second coffee
>>218329022you and Canadians are the same then
Hey you guys
>>218329038Two things can be true at once.
Imagine how fucking cool it would be if we started WWIII and just started slaughtering Europeans en masse
'i
utter slag
>>218329053Reddit image
>>218329068see those two abos playing didgeridoo in the back there? reddit wouldn't include that because they'd consider it racistso shut yer gob
>>218329050You're tubby
When you get on the bus what are you supposed to say to the driver do you just say the location you’re going??
>>218329065>the fact i know who this is just from the top two nameslol zsa zsa, that slutty jew whore with a nose job
australia needs to pay reparations for all the bushfire smoke they're putting into new zealand's air
>>218329065One of her husbands was the guy who invented Barbie and hot wheels
>>218329087>>218329092how was she so successful in entrapping such wealthy men?If I knew a woman had 8 ex husbands I might be a little bit put off desu
>>218329083I would break your ribs at record speed
>>218329089Facts England should pay me reparations too because I hate them
>>218329105Only ribs you break is at the bbq tubby
Got to get up and tidy the incelhouse in case the repairman comesIt not right
>>218329118Done him
>>218329089isn't it enough that your sort are all coming over here and taking all our jobs? kiwis are spiritually similar to indians in that regard
What’s wrong with women
you know how indians are always yelling into their phones in public in pajeetspeak?wonder who they're talking to and what they're saying
>>218329149the new zealanders who moved over there should pay us too
victoria is on fire is it? good
Honestly crazy that Brits don’t just have woods they can go and walk throughBrits will see a tree and take a picture
i'm cold
Was watching Morocco/Cameroon yesterday on /sp/ and some Frenchie said he was head over heels in love with this Moroccan pornstar I called him blind and everyone called me, and I quote "low T".Am I "low T" or is she in fact BUTTERS?
You could blow a fat dudes head smoove off and his first move would be to pull his shirt down
>>218329181Literally went for a run in the woods this morning. You use British and English interchangeably because you’re retarded and obese
>>218329183She looks like Fiona when she turns into ogre form
>>218329196Literally the same thing
dios mio
>>218329205Literally not
Never really hear about Australia do youFor a long time I thought Australians didn't swear because my only exposure to them was NeighboursObviously they love a good swear but it just goes to show, not really much impact on anything outside of soaps and that
>>218329213Doesn’t include the children of immigrants either
>>218329196British and English aren't the same but British and Irish are.
>>218329213Weird how there's none in India itself
>>218329213there's more than 2.8m in London
>>218329231English are British. I’m just saying you Americans use English when you really mean British and British when you really mean English a lot.
>>218329252I am aware. You were talking to a different person.
1273 down the rockefeller street
>>218329263my bad nigga
>>218329183made for it
>>218329215Actually is
>>218329183vile
>>218329252English people also do this desu
>>218329299peng
>>218329104khazar milkers innit>>218329183shes peng
>>218329315That’s true
everyone pay attention to me I'm a massive cockmunching neek
Reading about how the Ural river became the official Europe-Asia border in Russia and it's literally because Peter the Great just wanted it to be>Fought the Great Northern War vs Sweden when Sweden was the most powerful nation in Europe>Peter the Great wins, getting to name his new conquered city St PETERsburg>Since the ancient Greeks the Asia boundary was considered the Don River which is barely a few km east of modern Ukraine>He was a Europeboo so he convinced a Swedish cartographer prisoner of war to popularise the idea that the real boundary was the Ural river, which would therefore put most of Russia (siberia was uncoquered at the time) in Europe>The idea caught on, spread throughout Europe, and Catherine the Great formalised it into war in the late 18th century mad that Not even 8am and we've already all learned something for today.Hooray for us.
>>218329343sounds about right
morning lads. woke up nice and early. long day of getting stuff done ahead of me.
>>218329299girly what the duck
>>218329402like whatwhat's your to-do listI do all my errands on Friday so on Saturday I get to do FUCK ALL
ruby granger feet joi
I recall waddling into toil 4 years ago, and there was a gigantic fucking pride flag emblazoned in the office as it was June at the timeSeems like an almost sarcastic gesture today.Or am I delusional in how anti-woke Britain has become?
>>218329448dunno
>>218329448Roaring at that picture. Brutal
>>218329413going to fill some holes in a wall, do some laundry, got some band admin to do, pump up a tyre on the car. going to do some sitting down drinking cups of tea first mind.
>>218329470>going to fill some holes in a wall, do some laundry, got some band admin to do, pump up a tyre on the car.literally don't know how to do any of this
>>218329470Ok unc
>>218329488pipe down son
>>218329299Need her to squeeze my testicles with her feet and call me her little bitch boy.
wanted to wank but slowly lost the interest in doing it as there's nothing exciting me and i feel a bit depressed doing it so now i'm just holding my limp willy
Labubu sex arse stuck suctioned around my cock going hospital now
having a shit on my own head
Wife keeps fondling my balls and asking “is this where the chirren at? is this where the chirren at?”
the 9-5 mon-fri toil freaks do sleeping stillbut that doesnt mean some toil freaks dont be toiling on saturday lool omds they do actually still be toiling on saturday
>>218329533corrrr what I'd give for a cute black gf
>>218329541She’s not black she’s a 4’8 Guatemalan that looks like the grinch. Don’t ever call my wife black
My mind, body, and soul have been crushed
>>218329554ktim
>>218329519*rubs my arse up and down your cock*
do you lads think your lives would be better if you left brit
Every man has a spiritual hymen, and it's broken when they start working
see you lads at the parkrun in a bit x
Good morning I want to die
>>218329568
forgot it was sunday today
>>218329589Where's this? I'll come x
>>218329579Not really, would be the same
>>218329618fuck off mate
went too heavy on the drink again
>>218329618It's Monday lad
>>218329579Yeah I'm leaving soon actually
>>218329594That's the sort of stuff you read, is it?
so who's your favourite
>>218329639>>218329618/brit/ humour
>>218329654I'm a Darod man, plain and simple
>>218329552The grinch was way taller than 4’8
>>218329640
>>218329579My life won’t get better no matter what I do because I continually fail myself in everything I do and the worst part is I know it’s self sabotage
got the frasier on
Mad how there are literally NO games that are fun any more. None of them
>>218329641yh
>>218329654Ogaden - AbgalAbgal and both teams to score
Went to a park run once Holy fucking gay the amount of benders there in full kit, hydration vests, big bright gay running trainers, blokes wearing leggings under their shorts all to run a fucking 5k Never went again
Jimmy "16 years old? Bullshit! She wasn't a day over 15!" Page
>>218329671holy BASED
>>218329666Nah I'm actually leaving
https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
Rorke at a straight event>this is so gay>gay, gay, gay>my mind thinks nothing but gay thoughts
>>218329541She’s Korean
>>218329673thought this one was quite good fun when i played it
mental how literally everything relevant ever happened over the last 80 years and everything before that was just ignorant smelly cunts being ignorant and smelly
>>218329723it's more an interactive novel than a game. you just walk about interacting with people and slapping their arses
>>218329694It's actually just a big gay meetup. The running part is secondary
>>218329711Ha! That's Rorke down to a T!
>>218329731yeh it was a good laugh
>>218329711classic rorke
>>218329673I'm playing Zelda Oracle of Ages on the Nintendo Switch Online. It's fun progressing little bits and uncovering the world that feels imaginative and like something from a kid's story book
Australia burning again is it
730pm and 40 degrees with windlike an oven outside
>>218329784Yeah cause it’s burning there isn’t it
I run but I try to avoid being as gay as possible. I wear old clothes I don't wear anymore and have these black running trainers and that's it. I also don't bother going to any running meetups because I know they'll be full of queers
bit warm out
>>218329784bruceland is the hottest place on earth at the moment i was reading
Yeah cause it’s burning isn’t it
Any of you lads watched Heated Rivalry?
What's in Greenland anyway
>>218329813I don't watch tv, don't own a tv
>>218329805all changes tomorrow lad don't worry. back up to 8 degrees, no more ice, start of the long journey back to sun and pub gardens
>>218329805That's roasting
>>218329814rare earth minerals
>>218329814gay porn deposits
Every single British reviewer on Youtube for video games, movies, or whatever praises a lack of morality in their materials. Do they just not get it or do they really just hate morals? I can't even say it's migrants because it's all white people doing it.
thoughts on ICE and US politics?
Raping rorke
learning about complex astrophysics on youtube and trying to get it all figured out
>>218329840Anglo saxons don’t believe in morality and want to enslave and control the worldAnd that’s a good thing
>>218329835Really? Why didn't we try taking it when we had the 'pire then
>>218329841fat and stupid
>>218329841I sympathize with how the surviving relatives of Hitler must have felt after the war, but these relatives are powerless as they have to watch this deranged xenophobe transforms the United States into a white nationalist hellscape. His own parents probably regret ever having brought this monster into the world, given the massive pain and all of the deaths he is directly responsible for. Sincerely, my heart goes out to them.
>>218329852I'm an Anglo-Saxon by any measure and I believe in morality. (and enslaving and controlling the world)
>>218329673I finished pokemon legends za this week and it was shit a real slog from start to finish. Last year i played halo ce, 2, odst, 3, reach and gta san andreas and vice city and i found them all very dull.
>>218329849Can we be the first to know?
>>218329874yeah I'll let you lads know first about what I figure out when it all gets figured out
>>218329868>they have to watch this deranged xenophobe transforms the United States into a white nationalist hellscapeDo you all just lack self awareness, or...?
Good night lads blue light has fucked my circadian in the hole but nonetheless I must sleep
is this really the top priority
>>218329880shagger
>>218329799Good lad that’s the way to do it
>>218329868Fucking hell leftypol it's Saturday morning get a grip you weirdo
we must bring back the danelaw
>>218329901Get her on the frontlines
>>218329916It seems so.
done my washinghad my wank
>>218329901A white woman is suffering, please listen
>>218329916Going back in time to give the Cornish gunpowder and modern artillery tactics
>>218329880god made one particle for fun and then it all got out of hand and now we're here, the only conscious life in an infinite universe
starving. might get a cheeky greggs
>>218329872pokemon za was bad tbfi only made it to the f rank before i got bored by how repetitive it was
>>218329932Please tell me you're brown. This kind of racism only makes sense if you're deeply, darkly brown.
>>218329922Need them defunding
>>218329916For me it's the Heptarchy
It's literally 48F degrees outside. Un-January like and literally 10 degrees from t-shirt weather.
off to the panto at 11afternoon tea afterwardsthen back to my smelly flat wherre the weekend can begin in earnest
Get the middle-class nonsense read
>>218329967I keep seeing conflicting things in the news.
>>218329971He's behind you!
>>218329971>off to the panto at 11OH NO YOU'RE NOT
>>218329967>F
Carving out some real autism hours this weekend
>>218329971panto? in mid jan? it's not right
>>218329948A shame, i enjoyed arceus.
need to wrap some presents
wish I could save her in some sort of racial war machine
>>218330016the fash quaking
Picking up the Christmas tree this afternoon
>>218329992OH YES I AM
>>218329943would be mad if we really were the only ones in this entire universeGod made all that empty space
This bald faggot just called me a sheepshagger on Instagram yes I’m raging
>>218330016deano's living room decoration
>>218329841Big fan
im trying to remember a name but i refuse to look it up. its the pseudonym of the guy who writes the spectator gossip column. i think it began with s
>>218330042Corr imagine how many Somalis you could fit up there
some absolutely putrid aromas emanating from my arsehole this morning
>>218330047That's a hate crime, get the police on him
told a girl on hinge I'm 6'1 and she sent me this
>>218330012christmas was a few weeks ago lad you're late
>>218330055I know it do you want me to tell you
>>218330072cor
>>218330047literally what am I doing wrong how is he having sex
>>218330077i have a very selfish relative whose birthday is at this insane time of year
have to deliver the bloody presents holy fuck I've been in bed for a month with the biggest hangover of my life and I've missed Christmas
Are women still doing the height gimmique when they're almost always vulnerable to the weight counterpunch
>>218330093go with a smelly looking 2/10
>>218330079no thanks not yet im going to get it. he stole it from some book series i havent read. i remember someone either here or on brit/pol/ used to use it too. reckon it had 8 or 9 letters
>>218330072
>>218330093shouldn't be allowed
>>218330093Haha yeah got one of those next weekend, what are they like
STEERPIKE fuck me that was it
>Move to a nice little town with shops, pubs, restaurants in literal walking distance>Still never go to themMad how runtish I am
a cup of tea methinks, and then a poo
imagine having a trekfu gf
nothing worse than being bald
>>218330140Is that Braun Strowman
>>218330140demonic
>>218330139
asked siri to set me a 90 second timer
>>218330139She looks a lot like a girl I used to work with (no, I didn't)
Got a nail clipper out of a Christmas cracker and it's a great bit of kit
Emma Watson is a sexy lass.
now that is a piss poor selection
>>218330215I used nail clippers from a Christmas cracker too I got them years ago
Women be like:>Let me relax with a nice magazine
mus
>>218330215fr frscrewdrivers toocrackers are where the best presies are >>218329805fr might go shirtless later
>>218330237zootopias good
>>218330246boomer females read thiszoomer females watch true crime podcastswhat attracts them to murderous psycopaths?seems like a genuine failure of evolution
>>218330246and niggas wonder why everyone has anxietyanddepression nowadays
>>218330152yes
>>218330237go watch spongebob so you can hear thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yaU0qXlgbo
>>218330266>>>/pol/
>>218330292aww did snowflake get his feefees hurty
>>218330283im not clicking on this its going to be spongebob big bob pants ok
corr just what i always wanted
>>218330300grow up
>>218330302wrong
>.<
>>218330266Do you look for Russians under your bed before going to sleep leftypol?Are there Russians in the room with you right now?
>>218330304>He hasn't switched to Linux yet
Witnessing low-quality bait
>>218330304Um, does this mean it can see your files...
>>218330351>He doesn't know they already can
>>218330351it can already see your files
People couldn't possibly disagree with me, it must be a foreign government operation directed at me because I am that important
Your menu for today, gentlemen.
got the heating on and my electric blanket and a jumper and a hoodie
Might delete some files
Been playing Pokémon go since launch and I only have 122 shinies.I know shinies are supposed to be rare but 122 in like 10 years is fucking abysmal
>>218330383hope mo salah scores
>>218330389whats your favourite poke? second question which poke would you most like to shag?
>>218330383Who we backing?
saved
>>218330389I have exactly double that, do you not play on Community Days or something?
>>218330412not even gay but that's kinda hot esp if one was me and th oether was a trans woman
>>218330417Algeria and Egypt I'm afraidAlgeria so they set up a Semi with Morocco (the hosts) which is guaranteed bloodshed.Egypt to play Senegal in the semi just because Mo Salah is a nice fucking fella.
>>218330405Shag Goodra
wish i wasnt such a gloryhunting cunt of a 4 year old and had picked a different smaller team you can actually get tickets for. like my brother who picked bolton wanderers for no reason
Just seen a zesty webbum
>not even gay but that's kinda hot I've got terrible news for you rorke
>>218330438I play every event but nothing fucking appears. Does my nut in
mad how they came up with coffee
Leftypol is trying so hard to make pro immigration seem like the anti establishment position He's such a pathetic scumbag it's unreal
>>218329183horrendous face
>>218330446I met a Liverpool fan from the midlands yesterday and had the urge to call him a gloryhunter but I bit my tongue because I don't want HRberg to accuse me of being a bully or summat.
>>218330464
>>218330462think it were arabs that came up with it which is why it's so popular in paki countries like spain, italy and greece
>>218330469isn't Israel like 30% Moroccanyou should be used to that face by now
>>218330446grow up and support your local team
fr tho who actually watches afcon other than the finalShits boring
>>218330462me when I request tea for room service and they bring coffee instead
I reckon I've figured everything out about astrophysics now
>>218330494what about black holes
Got 488 shinies me
>>218330490I've been a casual viewer up until the QFs which began yesterdayPacing in the Groups is far too slow, a natural byproduct of letting third placed teams go through.Get ready for an utter SHITE World Cup in the summer.
>>218330485I hate them and they all sound like they have negative iqt. ashkenazi nerd
don't think i've ever seen a shiny in a pokemon game other than the scripted ones
>>218330499well I know they suck everything in but now I need to research deeper into it, give me another day
The problem is that blacks can't create
>>218330511do mizrahim and ashkenazim ever marry or is that haram? what colour do the kids end up looking?
>>218329673you're meant to grow up and stop playing video games when you have this thought btw
>>218330517Genuinely mad that if you've played almost every installment or repeatedly played the older games
>>218330528Leftypol won't like this
Nas is my favourite rapper
>>218330528it was amusing whilst Corbyn was in charge, having these Labour worshippers all of a sudden take issue when an actual lefty came alongBlairites the lot of them.
Lil Nas X sex arse
>>218330561Nah not him
Miss when wokies just harped on about reality television and celebs and that instead of being demented 24/7 seething freaks like they are now
>>218330547i might have seen some in the newer games but i don't really know what modern pokes look like so i wouldn't know if they were shiny or not
Worse thing is seeing those Pokémon Go subreddits where people are like "omg this sucks I only caught 5 shiny 100% 5 star hundos today" and I'm sitting here barely even seeing a shiny
>>218330472im irish we're an island of gloryhunters the first thing you do in school is buy a match attax folder and pick an english team to support. our local sports are all split down sectarian lines and the standards are shocking
DMX is my favourite
So are we having a new or...
>>218330597Prods United, Caths Pool?
Must have been sweating like a pig last night because my windows were drenched in condensation
glinner on a mad one
>>218330591They have sparkles come up around them in the field and when they come out in battle if they're shiny
>>218330606noit's been cancelled
might have a strop in a second about how cold it is haha
>>218330613not in my experience know plenty of each
>>218330534> mizrahim and ashkenazim ever marryyes, it’s even common > what color depends, usually they will be olive skinned
>>218330616Need him to touch grass
>>218330616he's been done
Another GTA 6 delay
>>218330614get some moisture traps lad
>>218330642i'm too hotmight turn the leccy blanket down
>>218330665How's that happened then
is the new not being made then?
mango ice leccy snout
>>218330683>>218330683
>>218330681only people with 4chan passes can make threads now
>>218330666Good shout
>>218330672not pictured: the ten thousand indians that are working on the game after all these people were fired for talking about starting a union
>>218330697big if true
