British girls (girls) edition
I have never 'posted the new'
>>218332484mental they walk around like thatjust showing themselves offmental other men get to touch her
>>218332497Four sugars Clark? Four?!
Sam Hammam with Cardiff city soul crewWouldn’t see that today because of woke
>>218332484she says "I'm fifteen" mategot a degree in lip reading
>Two years since his last upload Why are socialists so lazy?
I got two Switch games and some Lynx Africa for Christmas
>>218332509have you ever made a thread
lizzy yarnold sex arse
>>218332548>This is who's calling you Rorke
>>218332524what reference is this?
did the man fall through the bardid the man do the silly walkdid the man say garlic breaddid the man order 4 naansdid the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handlesdid the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impressionah yes. british "comedy"
>>218332604dad's google history
>>218332484>tfw no hard hitting tomboy gf who dresses provocatively in publicWhy even live lads
>>218332604DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY
>>218332585
six eggs for brekkie
>>218332615>>218332622
Not too proud to admit I had a wank or two to the Dad's Google History chick.
>>218332497which one is superman
Want to do a reply about Australian comedy but have never watched any
SO MUCH TO READSO LITTLE TIMEAND SO LITTLE EFFORT TO READ MOWAHAHA
>>2183326311 toast 2 eggs piece of cheese beans bit of tobasco for me. it was grim
>>218332604Meanwhile, all the great Australian comedies I've watched:
Keep getting a pain on my lower left side
>>218332652dont fill up on cheese
She actually does says she's fifteen, blimey
>>218332641she's got nice thighs
>>218332537game's gone mate. now you have the bbc creaming themselves over wrexham winning a 3rd round fa cup tie like they're some penniless, plucky 8th tier shitters on a miracle run
>>218332652
>>218332668Summer Heights High
>>218332682>now you have the bbc creamingyour mum certainly did
>>218332670who gives a shit liverberg is on the right side so youre alright get on the fucking cans
>>218332693grow up
tim minchin sex arse
Hadn't heard of Dad's Google history so just put it in my Google history and that appears to be a fella
>>218332665sounds grim that, i'd tolerate adding toast to my eggs
>>218332694It's 11 in the morning during Dry January mate. Get a grip
Let's have a look at what this idiot did......in America!
Haven't even got on the covfefe yet
Any cream soda man in?
Remember when Australia chimped out because the Simpsons made an episode taking the piss out of them extremely mildly?
>>218332604Here's some British comedy, but Rorke won't like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovt1sC3rtM
>>218332713>dry january grow up. i hope its colon cancer youve developed from the stress of being an arsehole your whole life and you die in a hospital wing in misery surrounded by browns
air fried chiko roll boiled my bellend off
>>218332717Thankfully that man was plastic
>>218332717Leftypol as soon as he wakes up in the morning
>>21833272910 fucking years since the referendum lad it's time to move on, honestly. This is getting pathetic.
>>218332725yeh
>>218332734Grim alkie cunt
>>218332734meltdown
Stewart Lee is a genius and so am I because I like him
the deeply autistic australian pedophile who posts atrocious seethe-laden bait with proper grammar and punctuation is inremember to pay no attention to him
me: productive member of society utilising saturday morning to get things doneyou: smelly little incel lying in your own filth wanking to traps
> The Newcastle Herald's James Joyce said he was shocked when he first saw the episode: "Who are the Americans trying to kid here? I agree Australia has its faults, as does any other country. But laughing in our face about it, then mocking our heritage was definitely not called for. It embarrassed and degraded our country as well as making us look like total idiots".[14] Gary Russell and Gareth Roberts,[21] the authors of the book I Can't Believe It's a Bigger and Better Updated Unofficial Simpsons Guide, advised that the episode is "best if watched with Australians who will be, perhaps understandably, aggrieved at their portrayal. After the attack on the French, this is a vicious, unkind, offensive and wonderfully amusing slaughter of Australian culture by the makers of The Simpsons."[1]
>>218332740Oh I see you're an offended Rorke. Didn't think you'd be so thin-skinned.
>>218332781screaming this is me(both people)
>>218332777We don't prefix our posts here
>>218332781
>>218332652>>218332668kath & kim is worth a watch 2bh
>>218332604ah yes and who could forget the great Australian comedy classics such as uhhh....ummmm....Flight of the- no wait they're Kiwi....uuuuuuuhhhh......meet the feebles?
>>218332789notice how it was purely news media wankers who took offence and not the actual australian people who adore the episode
dat muddafuggin coonvirus was 6 years ago
I hold the country of australia and it's citizens in high esteem because one of them created the series mr inbetween and i thought that it was a great show
tea just isn't very good is it
Zeidy would've loved that post
Uh oh cloggy meltdownRemember when he said he was done with bbc pornLol
best lil timmy cud do
stuntpegg sex arse
>>218332484Cant read lips. What age does she say? 22? Thats grand
>>218332895stuntpeng
Slaughter every Dutchman
>>21833289758
>>218332883no i dont i only ever see him spam porn and recite some variation of mmm cronem baton gherkin katie hymen
>>218332831looks like AI
>>218332873cloggy mate when you die instead of happy memories with loved ones flashing before your eyes your final moments of consciousness in this earthly realm will probably be about fucking interracial porn due to the sheer amount of time and effort you dedicate to this shityou’re not living right
This isn't the Belgian, his BBCposting has much more craft to it
>>218332940Heatherpaedo.
i like the way the umposters have their own little side thing going on
I literally can’t get enough of MENA women. Big or small, old or young. My cock seems to have specifically built to fuck their pussies, assholes, and mouths.
>>218332940The Dutch cuckposter predates zeidbelg. Oldfags know this. He should nevertheless be skinned alive.
>>218332497>Easy on the eyes hard on the ears Kek
swinging my hips from side to side so my foot long bollocks fly around and clack together
Odds I go and run errandsEvens and I stay in my incelcave and get smashed
>>218332965ummy
What is the umgimmick about? What is an umchicken?
Poopy Emma Watson’s anus.
It's Spaino. Always has been.
might do some astral planning
>>218333014dont worry my little umpkin x
>>218332990if my bollocks get too close they fuse together like oidz
said i would make the incel flat less incellious this weekend before i would get on the muck
Is the Umbunny here?
>>218333042
>>218332890>posting in a thread 20 minutes after everyone leftbet you were hoping nobody noticed thatunfortunately you set off my (You) alarm and got gotbetter luck next time loser
>>218333036Why not have a nice hot cup of inceltea and then get to it
niggas named ethan always got that bad autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyFB0GrQdTE
>>218332484>15
>>218332497
yoghurt wank soon
>>218333061sunk that rotter
If they're good enough, they're old enough, that's what I always say
>>218333061this is the highlight of your day no doubt x
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Rorke: My life is a movie!
>>218333108s
>>218333036too early to even look at the muck id be in bed by 2pm
Flying home tomorrow aren’t I lads
>>218333065
>>218333108>My life is a movie!Yeah, The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Don't think Rorke would say movie he'd say film or perhaps motion picture
>>218333071see >>218332777something deeply wrong with that cunt
>>218333092just different combinations of stardust on a blue spinning orb in space at the end of the day
Rorke:>*yeets spider*Spider:>Come fly with meeeeeee lets fly let’s fly awayyyyyyyy…The beetle the spider lands next to just minding his own business:>WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?Leftypol:>Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?True story
>>218333134Get innnnnnn. Any plans when you're back in UK?
>>218333071Mad that if you suggested banning push up bras. Then youd be the one accused of sexualising children
Leftypol be like:>America sucks ass but its movies rule
>>218333158
>>218333170ok
i didn't go to film school, i went to films
>>218333159Kys
>>218333134>>218333159how long do you plan to keep living like this?
>>218333099it was until you showed up
>>218333134>>218333159Genuinely pathetic
can feel another trannywank brewing
Leftypol terrified ICE are about to kidnap him from his houseshare in Camden
>>218332561
>>218333236sames
>>218332548I have to admit, for a leftist, his content is actually good.
on the bog sitting like jarl balgruuf
>>218333242plump
Emma Watson has a smelly vagina.
day of toil and I'm just sitting here staring
>>218333036ktim, already got all the dishes done yesterday so it's laundry and hoovering today x
>>218333257>euroid letting directionbrained yank goycattle politics influence his thinkingbreak free
Glad we're all cleaning up our incelhovels
i've had sex
>>218333242lying down is not a sport
>>218333263fucking lol
>>218333333
>>218333284I spend all week wishing it was the weekend and then proceed to do exactly fuck all with it every time
>>218333329did you pay for it? offends me that all of /brit/ are losing their virginity via prozzies now and suddenly they think theyre my equal. i had to fight tooth and nail for every bit of pussy i ever got
>>218333358what’s it all about
cant bring myself to play skyrim again. did anyone play that starfield game was it good
>>218333317really needed doing. The bathroom is particularly horrific, won't go into details
>>218333386I think it was woke
need a 6’3 spherical samoan gf to beat me black and blue
I utterly hate white women but I would need to reproduce with one if I wanted white kids.
>>218333386Starfieldlad...your response?
Leftypol: The revolution will NOT be televised>Tweeted from his bedroom at his parent's farmhouse in Chipping Norton via iPhone 17 Pro Max
when was the last time a girl laughed at one of your jokes
Hiro has won lads. I'm going to buy a pass.Can't be dealing with this verbal reasoning bollocks every time I want to shitpost
>>218333394ah for fuck sake dont tell me it was bloody woke
called me nan a foid
Old cunts love shovelling snow for some reason
you never have to pay for sex if you rape
>>218333441oids do be shovelling snow
gfberg and i have the same blood type, makes me wonder if i needed a blood transfusion from her sometime if having female blood in my veins would make me into a nancy boy
>>218333427The chick at Burger King let out a chuckle when I referred to myself as the "Burger Prince" since I go there so often.
>>218332548Didn't his last video cause someone to kill themselves? The one about Disney and nicking content
>>218333242
>>218333469Heathermong.
>>218333467what if she’s doing secret transfusions at night to slowly feminize you lol :3
No more sport arses
>>218333476phwoaring and coring
I hate this fucking shit hole we live in a third world fucking failed state can't take the train on any fucking weekend without cancellations, delays, engineering works, rail bus replacement, reduced service timetable FUCK GAY CUNT
>>218333476
Just eaten some very undercooked chickenReckon 8-9 pints of the black stuff should neutralise it
>>218333433mate the captcha is a piece of piss you must be legit retarded if you're struggling
pondering a purchase of a high quality bumhole pilferer (for myself)
>>218333505Unlike the better country of um
>>218332509Then you've never livedI must have hundreds of Posted The New achievement badges unlocked
>>218333512you'll be spurting black sludge from your arse soon
>>218333528ywnb the threadmeister
>>218333512>8-9 pints of the black stuffPlease dont start the Guinness autist
>>218333469I once joked it would probably rain after I bought these sunglasses and the cute girl at the till laughed. Looking back it really wasn't that funny so she may have actually been in to me...
Why can't you understand that when some of us fuck up, we don't laugh it off and move on?.One time in grade 10 in cooking class I was using a food processor blender thingy whingys and it's one of those where you have to put the blade in before the contents, which I completely forgot to and my teacher happened to see it and the look on her face when staring at me is something that I have mostly buried at the back of my mind but have recalled in the last year or so. She was absolutely horrified and all I could do was just look down at the fucked up food processor in shame.Even now when I drop shit on the ground or spill shit my reaction can range from being pissed off to absolute rage. I think one time around that same time as the cooking incident if not a year or so after I either dropped a cup and smashed it or spilt milk over the floor and I just completely broke down into a snivelling crybaby.You ever heard the term, "no use crying over spilt milk"?. Well to anyone who says that and believes in it can fuck right off and shove their heads right back up their arseholes, and if you do believe in this, that does very much include you.To any normal person, fucking up like this is for whatever reason easy enough to laugh off and get on with life. With most of us, as I can't speak for the entire autistic community and this might be more of an adhd trait, it's not just "oh oopsie fucking daisy" it is geniunely upsetting or even rage inducing if you're a bit more worked up than usual. Most of us can't just "laugh it off" or whatever bullshit diarrhea some dickhead spews. If you can't understand this, shut your fucking gob.Ok. Rant over. I'll take my meds.
>>218333539he looks so out of place
>>218332509Love posting the new. Forcing you to stare at whatever picture or topic takes my fancy. Directing the thread like a puppet master
>>218333550she was probably laughing at your ghoulish appearance
>>218333505*laughs at you in American*
the hwite man was not designed for 40 degree heat my arse crack has been like a slip n slide
>>218332548Content creator that uploads less than once a year he's got it fucking made
>>218333512did you not realise after the first bite that it needed more cooking? Or did you notice and simply not care? Anyway enjoy your salmonella or whatever
>>218333565i'd take that over the cold
>>218333564Trains good in America are they yeah
>>218333565Come home Son of Eire.
>>218332548>Internet historian didnt cite his sources and treat a funny video like an academic paper reeeeeeeeMad how it did nothing
>>218333588Don't need that forrin muck round here
>>218333565drink lots of water
>>218333513It's easy but it's annoying3 different bastard games I've got to play of spot the difference, fuck offI need my posts of biting satire out quick, sharpishpic rel is (You)
is it just me or are they getting fitter
>>218333563contrary to popular belief not everyone on /brit/ is a reclusive freak
Need to get the true ending on Silent Hill f. Can't be arsed to play it for the 3rd time
>>218333606CORR
>>218333578They were thighs so I thought it was just how they are sometimes. Didn't bother inspecting it until the last bite
>>218333594he had to reupload it multiple times and what's up now is a heavily gimped version of the original
genuinely might never order a curry in again after the state of my bowels this morning might never eat something made by a brown person again
>>218333589wouldn’t mind a pint of guinness in a nice warm pub while it’s 6 degrees outside you cant escape this heat anywhere it’s eternal rape
>>218333606hold on that's a pair of tits
going in shower
>>218333539shag marry kill?
>>218333609>3 timesstop using a VPN then. I only have to do 1 captcha per go
>>218333606disgusting and floppy
>>218333663didn't wash his hands did he
>>218333663That's right Rorke. Herrings on white bread for you my son.
>>218333663skill issue
>>218333663what you need is one dependable local place that you always order from. Once you have that you never need to risk dodgy curry experiences ever again
>>218333694How would I be posting on a VPN without a pass mongboy?
might give bossman a bell later on
need an african wife BAD
>>218333697Kek
diarrhea curry
>>218333745a racist white saffer gf?
>>218333745>>218333752
David's dead
>>218333752Imagine being a Roman soldier and seeing this for the first time
imagine if you died and had to explain to god why you wasted your entire life posting dogshit zingers on an incel messageboard
i'm the first white nigga
>>218333774top 10 all-time British telly moment Del bar #1
>>218333752fuaaaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhcccckkkkkkk
imagine if you died and had to explain to god why your /brit/ posts weren't good enough
>>218333782and he goes through every single post you've ever made
>>218333782I'm not important enough to meet the big man himself. Reckon they'd just wave me through
>>218333752my 5.5 inch bwc is ready to be deployed
>>218333782God already understands my plight for He is the one that issued me this hardship.
>>218333725dunno but you don't normally have to to the captcha 3 times unless you're fucking with VPNs
>>218333812who is this literal goddess
imagine if you died and had to explain to god why your BWC was reserved solely for african queens
>>218333752should not be allowed to dress like that in public with kids walking around
>>218333845rorke's pov
A Band of Brothers style interview with me talking about being on /b/ for the balloonboy hoax
imagine if you died and god was a black queen and you got to fuck her but then she sent you to hell while calling you rorke on /brit/
>>218333844im frothing at the mouth and barking at my screen like a dog going mad at a garden hose
even i go and cheer on the mighty sky blues (pay £15 to sit in a cold stadium in near silence bored stiff for 2 hours)odds i stay at home wanking talking to you lot
>>218333861oh my days rorke bore off
>>218333881I was on when that boy tried to kill himself by setting fire to a toaster in his room
>>218333782I'm a very kind and thoughtful person who's done a lot of nice selfless things over the years so I think that balances out all the abhorrent posts
missus is out for the day, treating myself to a good old fashioned post
Never seen an attractive black woman irl
never seen an unattractive black woman in any context
never seen a woman me
right could we stop posting the busty black queens now I really don't have time for a wnak
rorke travelling to africa to finally confirm his racist suspicions and coming back a father of 12
>>218333929that's because you live in Bishops Stortford and don't leave your house, Rorke
>>218333929I saw an absolutely gorgeous mixed girl one (1) time but that shouldn't even really count
>>218333948Started having ones before my morning shower just to get it out the way so I don't waste time in the day doing it.
Whizzing around Bishops Stortford on the 'oogle 'aps seeing how long it takes to find a black fella
i look like the pot from pot of greed
Banned because of woke, you see
>>218333959actually I live in Saffron Walden so that's you done up like a kipper
>>218332484Horrendous eyebrows and fake eyelashes
>>218333929Rarer than hens teeth
leftypol simultaneously complaining that everything is shit and society was ruined by boomers and thatcher then insisting everything is amazing and never been better whenever rorke raises an issue of his own
Stishops Bortford
@Grok Triangulate box rooms in Saffron Walden by odour, show me the top 5
>>218334004rorkette's search history
>>218333939Tin of sardines for lunch
>>2183339854 Minutes easy job
dadberg just bought a windscreen cover when it's going to be barmy next week omds
might up sticks and move to the 'Stort
>>218334094looks italian
got the bobs burgers porn on
>>218334066right you and me in the alley outside the Oriental Cottage in half an hour, we'll settle this like men
it pie night
>>218334158what kind of pie?
>>218334076what are you pairing that bad boy with lad? I'm gonna have some with rice soon
>>218334170cream pie
Rorkes da going out during Storm Goretti and getting killed by a falling tree
>>218334170pie pie*opens up the crust to reveal a bunch of chopped up crusts under it*
It Asian Fanny night
>>218334170None. i just wanted to say it pie night
>>218334094Stortford has fallen
>>218334151>Oriental CottageThat your Girlfriend's house then is it Rorke?
Dadberg says we're having fish and chips tonight x
The UAE announces it will cuts funds for citizens who want to study in the UK out of fear of Emirati students being radicalized by Muslim Brotherhood Islamists on British campuses.An Arab state now views a European state as a dangerous Islamist radicalization hotspot
>>218334236what kind of fish?
footy on uber eats maccies ordered locked in
if you want an absolutely peng pie I recommend the frozen chicken one from 'Cook', it lush. Expensive but worth it
got to go to a wake today lads. that'll be a fucking right laugh
>>218334245yeah you’ve already posted this nowtbutty rorkebait from twitter like 50 times mate x
>>218334269tarqslop
>>218334223n-no that's the local chinky...
personally get scampi and a battered sausage from the chippy me, don't rate the fish never have
say aye tae a killie pie
>>218334249Haddock x
peng scran rorkebait wankberg
>>218334249his mums smelly tuna flaps
>>218334273Bizarre lie to tell Abdulla
33 in a few weeks, I've been posting here since proto-/brit/ in 2013
>>218334271whos dead
>>218334271they normally are a right laugh genuinelyi don’t know about your family but it’s an irish tradition to get blitzed at the wake. it’s meant to be a celebration of the life gone by. of course it is a bit morose and formal but hardly everyone moping about
>>218334279steak and stout for me
>>218334322be a reet laugh if you killed yourself
>>218334322haha sameremember delumo, craven, fatcam and ed balls?
>>218334271you should go wearing this jacket
>>218334325my auntie but she died like 3 months ago >>218334326there's like 3 people there that drink and 2 or them are driving. we will be eating cocktail sausages and drinking pop for a few hours
might smoke a zoot
>>218334279who the fuck orders mushroom pie
>>218334358thought the body was there at a wake in the coffin so you can have a good look in
>>218334368grow up little boy
>>218334372the woke
just ordered a mushroom pie
>>218334393>>218334393
what's the rules on giving the corpse a cheeky grope in the coffin
>Ready mealTarq:>Ready meal with serif font on the packagingTarq: *slobbering, jumping up and down*
>>218334372Vegetarians
>>218334339Of course, those were the days, and later maisiebro, brum, porridge, ribena, the only actual female poster we've ever had kentqt, and the rest. I was here for the meetup, two of my posts are in the famous screenshots. Never seen threads go by so quickly as when the meetup was on, there was a new every 5 minutes, and the whole of /int/ came in to see what the fuck was going on. In reality it was people taking the piss saying they got lost but it was a good laugh.
