goth plap pig edition
>>218348406too big 2bh
>>218348406Fake goth
pooooooo
green
reckon this will be removed
>>218348323You think I am kidding but east women love fat or muscular men no in-between If you are muscular or fat and from these places they will literally be all over you >Australia >New Zealand >Britian >Ireland >America >Canada
>>218348406damn that pic with her legs spread looked way more flattering
>>218348525Did you get the cans?
getting stressed by how many odd socks i've got
i got the cans dont worry
>>218348594all my socks are the same
The star points captcha is really shitty. I've had no issue with the others, don't even have to complete them most of the time. But man that shit fucking sucks.
>>218348610that's a good idea but i like the patterns and having extra warm and fluffy options at my disposal
my laptop arrives tommorow if everything goes right
absolutely love fat goth birds me
you lads allergic to anything? I recently had the ghastly task of hosting a party and the amount of allergies cunts have, fuck meWe know about nuts but then there's gluten and mangoes and eggs and dairy and soy and fish and cat and dog and beef and pork and appleSHAN'T be doing that againI'm allergic to literally nothing which I thought was quite normal but now I feel like a unicorn
>>218348667Gonna do some gaming on it?
And so to bed.
>>218348660um x
midnight maccies might be the move for me
gonna do a quiz on youtube with the mrs
>>218348708your friends are fags and posh
>>218348708FONT
You know what's weird out of a group of any white guy you will see for some reason Asian women love anglos and people from America/Canada the most
just been ummed
>>218348737sorry lemme rephrase for the brits: your friends are harry hoofters
what car do you drive?
>>218348708>and cat and dogherro
Image playing GTA 3 on your PlayStation.Imagine you turn the radio on and it's Ricky, Steve and Karl.Imagine you're at University of Reading getting a degree in American Studies.Imagine £1 = $2.Imagine waltzing into a well-paid job in the City after graduation.Imagine going to Blockbuster, renting Scary Movie and watching it with your girlfriend.Imagine Britain.
>>218348741sometimes fantasise about doing a secret onlyfans and fucking all my favourite porn girls but then doing a couple of extra secret gay scenes for myself where I suck danny mountain and louie smalls willards
>>218348546i did yes
>>218348748we don't get many asian women white man couples here because most of the immigrants are from south asia or africa
getting grok to generate nude images of karen gillan
>>218348708one of my friend groups is like this. everyone else, yeah there's always one or two with an allergy. but this friend group is a massive pain in the ass with it and they're always changing whatever special diets they're on. it's always a huge pain choosing a restaurant or having dinner parties with them, i hate it
>>218348813utterly bizarre post
>>218348821Nah I was in Taiwan and it was weird because literally every girl who was married or dating a white guy 8/10 times they were from the UK Australia or America. They also have a fetish for Scottish, southern men and Australian hill billies
>>218348801Take me back
>>218348813cant believe my eyes reading this one
>>218348813None of the onlyfans girls would fuck youYou need to have a good reputation The ol' trick with caliming you're a porn producer to fuck women doesn't work anymore You wont be another Rodney Moore
Might move to Taiwan
>>218348848once asian women have exposure to white men (living in UK, America, Canada) they will only ever accept a white man
>>218348884sound like your talking from experience lad
>>218348900True but they will also stop liking mid-white men and will adopt the dating habits of white women
*messages my CCP handler surreptitiously*
>>218348914Im just saying Any fool can make onlyfans and say he wants to "collab"These women know that
>once asian women have exposure to white men (living in UK, America, Canada) they will only ever accept a white man
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do horrible farts.
this threads taken a bit of an unpleasant turn
sad wish i could be drunk and sad
>>218348900I was constantly hit on while in Taiwan I also made a girl geniuely turn her whole body red by carrying her to her apt
>>218348964I’ve got wine in my bathtub
>>218348938Most Asian women I met look like this webm
Howdy lads, hows it going.
>>218348938i do like chinky birds but a lot of them do look like monkeys, sometimes even more than black folx do
inventing slurs for white people so we have something of our own
>>218349002um x
>>218348924nah they have yellow tax which means they have to go for mid white guys instead of premium white man reserved for white women
might move to taiwan, join the military and betray them at a critical junction when the chinese invade
someone help me fix my life
mental that yanks only have a roast once every 365 days
https://voca.ro/16jmCH1awSM7
>1000 matches in one day just because she is the west and has a vagina
screaming in a Ners face
It's nice to see Bendor Grosvenor fighting the good fight on X (né Twitter). One would expect somebody from such a privileged background to be a flag-shagging conservative, but he's doing a great job of putting the gammons in their place.Some might accuse him of being a self-preserving toff, wishing to pull the ladder up behind him as he enjoys a comfortable rural life as a consequence of his ancestors' questionable endeavours, but I know that there is absolutely no doubt as to his sincerity when he calls out the racists for their British Empire obsessiveness
>>2183490872026 we are abandoning dating apps for good
>Bendor
>>218349122How childish.
i am bendor please insert cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUYfuuuuuuuuuuuucktake me backright nowww
Rorke generating big boobed women on GrokLeftypol generating big penised men on GrokMohammed generating child porn
>>218349089um
>>218349105he told me to bite his shiny metal ass earlier today on twitter
Get the titties sucked
>>218348708>We know about nutsI'll bet you do.
There is so much to be done this year.
>>218349067You guys are the kings of roasted potatoes.
>>218349120no one is unironically on dating apps apart from women and chads
>>218349064nut up and hit the gym bro
>>218349179Just so far removed from reality if you believe this
>>218349179So where do you get gf/sex then
Feeling um... .. ZESTY NIGGA!
>>218349170
>>218349032Not really they usually are very weird they blush alot and tend to rather cuddle then have sex at first
>>218349166Are they real though?
>>218349223gherkin scenes
pizza in the oven
>>218349237How can you not tell? Just look at the jiggle physics?
yearning again
>>218349245what toppings
>>218349259sosij
>>218349259potassium benzoate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47yuiPK01kg
>>218349253Jiggle physics means nothing. I’ve been fooled in the past. I don’t see any scars though so I will assume they’re real.
datings apps are like betting sitesyou can never win and the algorithms are 100% optimised to drain your bank account
10 days into the year and I'm not even close to completing my new years resolutions. It's over.
>>218349067You have the best price to salary ratio in the world I watch British cooking channels on youtube and those mfs always show that they bought like a 5 kilos of amazing looking veg for less than 3 pounds or a kilo of meat for like 4 pounds You cant suffer in uk
it is a bit mental that we all think about black cocks at least once a day
What's on the agenda?
leftypol the second he starts losing "its not a culture war its a class war"
saw a black lad holding hands with a skinny white twink earlierbizarre
>>218349282You can tell, look how soft they are. Fake tits suck ass.
God putting a g-spot inside your arsehole then making it sinful to go routing up there
>>218349314ok
>>218349314I didn't think anybody saw us!
>>218349297>amazing looking vegdoubtful, a lot of it is shit
carlybender boy milk slurp
>>218349335UM x
Stopped drinking but Ii've been eating loads to compensateI reckon I'll always be a fatty fat bastard
>>218349297People in the UK are always miserable you could serve them life on a silver platter and they would still complain I also bet London isn't even that bad
>>218349166sure
>>218349324A good point to brng up at church tomorrow thanks
remember during uni there was an east asian ting at spoons and i accidentally mimicked her accentfound out afterwards she told basically everyone i knew i was racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWq0TVi7bXcshame she ruined her tits
>>218349172t-thank you
wondering how the bladee one is doing
im a yank and proud
>>218349350i live in an ugly shithole full of ugly people and a uniquely terrible culture, no other western european country has a culture as classless as ours or a bottom-tier social class as prevalent as chavs. wish i was from germany or france or somewhere on the continent, they have good lives out there and at least it's pretty so they don't get depressed walking outside
>>218349350London is fine to visit but not to live in.
>>218349374She wanted it
>>218349297arent you a middle/semi-high income country now?
>>218349340Nuh uhRecently watched youtuber that showed across UK you could buy christmas veg like potato, sweet, carrots for 5 pence a bag Even if it was christmas sale that was INSANE price for a kilo of Veg these days Those are sort of prices there were possible 25 years ago not now
>>218349392why are their suicide rates so much higher then, mohammed?
>>218349324He put it there to make shitting feel good
the insults and rape threats one will be waking up soon
>>218349399women are so desperate to be forbidden fruit aren't they>oooh noooo mr iceman please don't shoot haha I'll do *anything* haha I won't drive I promise
>>218349416they're banned for 3 days remembersaid they won't be posting :c
>>218349340Simply not true, plenty of great vegetables for cheap in our supermarketsTry not being a moserable cunt and you might notice good things occasionally
>>218349399yeah she did but i'm not into non whiteshad indian and mixed race girls coming on to me during uni
>>218349401We have western prices and eastern salaries It fucking sucks People in the West unironically pay LESS for some things than we doFuck this country honestly
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>218349301you can tell they're phony because they always take the line of "why be angry about problem X if there are billionaires", never "problem X could be solved if there weren't billionaires"
Haven't been here for a bit, does ziedy still post?>>218349314should've come over and said hi to me>>218349319GO WHITE BOY OH GO WHITE BOY OH GO WHITE BOY... GO!
>>218349449ktim ktim ktimsmimidim
It's never enough. The Anglo's hunger is never sated. He always wants for more.*looks at you**walks towards you*ROAAAAAAAR!!!!!!
having a punt
>>218349456spainlad!!
Deport the British lower class
>>218349431
>>218349456pretty sure ziedy rubymong heathermong Dtfic etc have all fucked off
>>218349469
>>218348944that day that anon found out that being "obsessed" with Poland is a normie dogwhistle for white man's burden racismno one will actually admire slavs
>>218349392>>218349397You do not know how bad it truly could be also that sounds like the town I work in
I do enjoy a good sleep and a comfy lay in bed, but my brain can't relax. A big "lie in" for me is getting out of bed at like 9 or something. I'm usually up at 7:30 or 8 max
spent 5 minutes watching a review called "I do not recommend game name" until I realised it says "I do" and was about to close the video but then I watched again closely and it really did say "I do not", maybe I'm retarded
americans give anxiety drugs to their dogs
i can name roughly 500 pokemon from gens 1-7 and can name every 'mon from their silhouette
>>218349379and the pies of course
>>218349512i dont give a fwuk fwam
>>218349533Yeah because my dog would feel out by fireworks
>>218349536Oh that's great news well done
>>218349522everybody’s got to learn sometime
>>218349536autismlad!!
>>218349536which ones would you shag
>>218349533I guess the real question is why do you want your fren to suffer
This is only nice thing about my city
You say too late to startGot your heart in a headlockI don't believe any of itYou say too late to startWith your heart in a headlockYou know you're better than this
>>218349279That's bad
>>218349579jynxwigglytuffchanseykanghaskannidoqueenmew
>>218349587alri bostonlad
>>218349533It's so the animal could match their energy and mood
Me? Clued the fuck up. Dialed in.
>>218349587Fenway <3
>>218349593she friend zoned you bro let it go
women be like I'm crying because the boyfriend that i don't even have is cheating on me
no homo we smoking lady penises
>>218349600I bet that London is better than Boston because atleast in London
I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane
>>218349493fucking hell never thought that'd occur and this new captcha is so wank>>218349533I remember taking the steroids meant for my dogs then going to bed at like 9pm and waking up like 5 hours later because my heart was beating extremely fast and I played max payne 3 all night
>>218349619?
boston mentioned
>>218349624been watching cheers recently me
I like my newly purchased first home for the most part
>>218349319The legend
>>218349612
>>218349619do you really think Ariana poster is straight
i've had a pint in every pub in newton haven
>>218349612clued up on being a freak
>>218349587You ever pahked the cah in Hahvad yahd?
>>218349511I see, you're just fucking with us. Or "trolling" haha
me and arianahomosexual? yeah, committed relationship. Two years.
>>218349553thank you ive been practising hard each night on the website and am getting better ill have to start learning the galar and paldea pokemon at this rate (but i already know a couple)
Guzzling a perfect mug of tea
why does every remotely liveable flat cost over a grand a month
Silent Hill F is £69.99 Are you DIZZY??
>>218349712erm does she know that she's a.. you know
Did a year abroad at BU in 2015. It was awesome. I remember walking around the city with some Mormon chick. It was snowing. We got coffee from Au Bon Pain.
I want to lick Emma Watson’s sphincter.
hahahahahahaha RAPE
>>218349726library cards are free
>>218349726Mad that
>>218349718Very sexy ladies x
I need to find myself a primarily brit classic wow guild
/brit/ fucking blows i hate this mickey mouse bullshit goddammit motherfucker kiss my ass faggot dirtbag
UM
theres also the new mega pokemon from legends za i need to learn but i dont have a switch 2 yet
>>218349762fuck off goofy you canine fuck
used to think everything I was doing in life was adding upto somethingnow I’m a thirty year old virgin and it was all a big nothing
>>218349712>george foid
>>218349754fine post this
So if sir Keir starmer and his ofcom witches block 4chan and twitter where are you all gonna go to post inane random stuff all day thenWill you all just go mental?
I'm on the soju
>>218348801Gta 3 PlayStation 2
>>218349687You never been through the pain of being on a red line and watching people fight at 6 am over spilt coffee
>>218349735?
>>218349790i'll probably just get back into reading again
AI is necessary to overcome the competency crisis because zoomers are too fucking stupid
>>218349790horsehorsehorsumusumae twitch chat
>>218349762ERM AT WE DON'T HAVE GUNS!!>>218349790we had this scare months ago and nothing occurred, sir lip balmer doesn't do shit!
>>218349790will probably be driven to insanity and rope
I reckon it would suck to be in this situation.
>>218349712I've seen that chick, she's pretty out there. Not sure if it's a grift but it's pretty funny.
^.^ xx
>>218349787Sweet nothingIs a somethingFor me
>>218349778goofy likes mickey pete is the one who doesnt like himalways wanted to bang his wife
>>218349790I use other social media sites too so I'd just go to them
I'll just use a VPN
>>218349836reminds me of that squirrel pic. you know the one
>>218349865
>>218349754What is this phenotype?
>>218349790will go back to cycling banned reddit accounts
im not tech savvy idk how to make a vpn work on 4 channel. is it a dedicated IP thing
>>218349843Dobby's Hard-On's coming all over me.This is my dream, My NIGHTMARE.
Reddit is unbearable don't know how anyone could use it
Libertarian guys with Asian wives
>>218349798Yeah yeah, usa is worse than the uk. Go ahead and post more nice, cosy pictures of America to goad us into talking about how shite England is.
>>218349877euro vague
>>218349887you need a gay pass
>>218349913I like to browse ex vegan/vegan sometimes but then I'll run into a post about someone feeding their kids only veggies and I'll get sad.
>>218349943why dont we get people who look like this in the uk
might get a hobby
>>218349952>un add
>>218349943I'm not a trannard but given how brittle and weak my follicles are, I am a hair trannard.I am envious of women's smooth and shiny hair.Do hair trannards exist? Because put me down as one.If they could make them pills give you the luscious hair without the boy tits I'd be downing them like anything.
post more mice
>>218349790sharty
Get the dragons postedGet the ponies postedGet the peters postedGet the mice postedGet the drugs postedGet the horses posted
>>218349790working on my own chan that's anglos only, but I'm a lazy bastard so I don't know if I'll ever let anyone use it
the real reason women like tall men is because they presume it means they have a big dick
>>218349790Don't worry this is 4chans lawyer, not kidding btw.
Emma Watson is the poo queen
>>218350015no!!!
>>218349968I do want to join a book club but I live in a small town with no social activity whatsoever.
if you suddenly turn every man in the world naked, then women will stop caring about height and choose men based off dick size
>>218350027they presume wrong
>>218350046ktim
>>218350044:3
>>218349967don't think they have any motivation to move here
>>218349968guitar isnt expensive, all you need as a beginner is an acoustic guitar and a capo.
>wake up>see this wat do?
completely unfair that women can show off their big tits and arses to men but men can't show off their cocks
>>218350068why dont british women look like that then
Denmark still had serfdom until the Napoleonic wars
>>218350072i still have my stupid gay £150 squier sonic and i love it so so much
>>218349968i will be volunteering for /brit/ this winterat your service
>>218350080hate crime
>>218350080why the fuck am I in faguentes place?
rembering the time when my stacey friend was high walking through the high street and howling with laughter because she walked past primark and was only lucid enough to read it as prim
want to move out but everything is so expensive and i might be losing my job within the next few months
>>218350072what's the capo meant to do
>>218350124Should have fly kicked her in the head
nth for the baddiedem
>>218350126Changes the key
>>218349968As a chud my attention first goes to the top right of any graph like this
>>218350085you can it's just very gross. no one wants to see that except other men
>>218350124ever shag her up the arse?
>>218350124She's a Fallout New Vegas fan I see!
>>218350151Umm guitars have strings not keys sweetie x
>>218350151Just play different chords nigga
knew a girl in school who was literally called stacy
Big fan of when footy shirts don't have a sponsor
Got The Doors on
it's all so tiresome
>>218349968what's espresso dialing
>>218350198was she hot?
King Ine of Wessex 689-726
>>218350233yeah and blonde
attention needddddddddddd
>>218350156>no one wants to see that except other menNowt wrong with that.
I went to school with Rowan Atkinson
>>218350235>had no obvious heirKing Incel of Wessex
>>218350235wonder what he'd make of all this then
>>218350248classic, i bet she smelled nice, blondes smell nice
mister blean
>>218350276Alright uncThat's what the kids say, right?
Hey lads did you see *looks at post count*Oh haha nevermind.
>>218350276his friends call him roe atka
>>218350217adjusting your coffee measurements and water temperature etc to get the perfect coffee
>>218350271never said there was. have at it
Some of my best posts have been at 309
>>218350316Are you a kid?
being neglected and emotionally abused
>>218350351The clutch
moshi moshi espresso desu
>>218350341oh thanks. sounds exhausting tbqh
i got so much anger in me, got no way to take it out.
>>218350354I am not
>>218350276is he indian why does he look so weird
the doublebody armour2 quick ones
>>218350341how do you test how good the coffee is? you drink it? You would be drinking like 10 coffees a day.
The sexiest things you could ever do to a woman:-tell her you don't want her-block her-flirt with women in front of her-ignore her-gaslight her with humor-deprive her of attentionThey are hilarious beings
using a poo as a pacifier
>>218350421>>218350421>>218350421
>>218350386
>>218350430No goalpost on Sundays!
