Celtic edition. Anglos not welcome
Did Celtic Studies module at uni me ask me anything.
my mum and dad are irish but i was born in england so yeah i can post here
>>218354160>Anglos not welcomegood thing we didnt care about your welcome when we conquered the british isles then
im irish diasporai have tonsil stones, iron brain and i like non-white women
Yes you did Brett, yes you did. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except for Mrs. Wallace. Do you read the Bible Brett?
>>218354160why are there BLACK PEOPLE in this image :/
>>218354193egg sandwich
got rudely newed and need advice from the fat working class cafe diners of /brit/>>218354193
>>218354224get egg and chips. probably the most simple meal you can get
https://files.catbox.moe/k4wcst.webmrorke and the boys when they get a hold of rasheed
>>218354224literally nonelikebeans on toast
love nice thingshate horrible evil things
not really excited for egg and chips and an egg sandwich isn't a meal is it, useless shites you all are and now that's me with no good meal to look forward to, love eating eggs don't you you fucking egg eaters
>>218354213corr been watchin diss wun just nowbrillianttarantino definitely a massive racist
me mum
>>218354224you don't have any mates because you're boring like this larp
>>218354268if you had some sriracha the egg and chips would be great
catberg is my special little baby man
>>218354208>aguirre wrath of godi keep meaning to watch this. herzog's nosferatu is one of my favourite movies. ironically i was hugely disappointed by robert egger's version
>>218354268boohoo nigga you're the one who doesn't want to eat meat
>>218354268what about cheese on toastwiv beansand chips
>>218354294show your tits and pussy
>>218354268got egg all over your face with this post mate
>>218354206sick of my tonsil stones, I assume I have them. breath is always bad, saliva is always smelly. brush thoroughly, scrape my tongue daily. as for the tonsil stones I gargle salt water, I do the water floss jets down my throat, none come out. can't see any when I look with a torch. yet there's always a foul taste and I can always feel something there every time I swallow. just sick of it.
>>218354296felt exactly the same frenlike clearly dude is a good director but disnt like the film, thought acting was bad overall. only bit relly liked was when the dude ate the pigeon and doin' some mad monologue
wish i wasn't so sensitive
>>218354310i don't have tits
>>218354333stop being so sensitive
>>218354333*weren't
>>218354240why do these nonces not run off
shaolin monks are vegetarian, tough guys
spongebob big guy pants okay
cooorrrr cheese on toast might go for that actually after all. and I'll just say... I fancy it
>>218354179why did you do that
>>218354355
>>218354363Because the class was held right below my room so I could roll out of bed like 10 minutes before.
thinken bout the ol' 'ide
weird how antipodean flags are only ever here during british hours
>>218354354go to bed
>>218354414well stop iti don't want you to
>>218354379great ass, very unfortunate face
>>218354457who cares
holy fuk it's foggy out therefucking buildings have disappeared in the fogcars all frosty opened my window it's cold man yeah this that real january shit man moody murky dark foggy spooky creepy love it
bed time methinks
>>218354541
>>218354557night night y'all!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765826567074402.mp4>Rorke looks like WHAT?!?!
>/wsg/Shan’t. Even worse than /gif/ in all honesty
>>218354571oh he smoove wid it
>>218353402Yes its a pain medication.
>>218354571Bitches be peekin'
yeah this is similar to my views nowshits foggy...........
>>218354608https://h.uguu.se/BZtKtotX.mp4
>>218354379good role model for young girls
>>218354160Holy SOVL
>homer bimpson
>>218354571>>218354631based, bro is gonna get the snizz
finished that Nuremburg moviei watched for Russell Crowe and he didn't disappoint, his performance was a solid 4/5but the rest of it was disappointing and i feel generous to give the movie 1/5, the one point purely for Russwont ever watch it again
>>218354571white boys on top soon....
>>218354608bizarre opinion
>>218354160
lads... it's over
Up to Woodfall Temple in Majora's Mask 3D. Finding it quite straightforward at the moment. No idea why I needed guides to play Zelda games in the past
enjoy yourself it's later than you think
Jerry Garcia is dead lads.
>>218354831when are you going to fell your wood?
Woman is the WHAT of the world? You can't bloody say that John!
>>218354845
4chan should be renamed 4Uncs Chan all of you are uncs
>>218354648not a chance
>>218354926im 23 im still young
>>218354926I'm older than them
>>218354831your dads dead LMAO
Don't know why I go on
wish i had some orange or pineapple juice i could sure go for a cold glass right about now
>>218354961
>>218354978drank the last of my oj earlier sorry
>>218354949wuss
>>218354961well that explains a lot
youre clubbing in london on a saturday nighta hot blonde, blue eyed polish or ukrainian girl is smiling at you and gestures you to dance with herall of the sudden a paki or african tries to step in and steal her from youhow do you respond, brit
>youre clubbing in london on a saturday nightwhat kind of normie cretin does this fat cunt take me for?
>>218355022Fuck off you cuckbrained moron.
king arthur prophecy just means the man to save britain will come from wales
>>218355035Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.
>>218354319yeah, and i'm not too thrilled about lily rose depp being cast in werwulf. i'm keeping my expectations very low
>>218355042it was lloyd george
>youre clubbing in london on a saturday night
>>218355022do a 360 and leave
>>218354978would chug a whole jug of OJ if i could
got a whopper of a post lads, here we go:*interracial sex fantasy*
>>218354978for me it's pear juice
>>218355112put your belgian flag back on
>>218355112*starts laughing so hard i drop my triple XL double gulp all over my infant son*
some pear and cheese would hit the spot yes it would
>>218354694chief keef had white boys posted up like this
>>218355112they really are like thiswish they would fuck off
>>218355137wallace and gromit ass nigga
>>218355112Hate hate hate HATE them so fucking much
*rolls up my sleeve and begins injecting something into my arm*
>>218355112we only attract the worst JFs outcast scum even in their own landsat least that is the grace I am willing to spare the rest of their countrymen
>>218355039merely wondering how the brit would defend himself and his honor since they have nogunz and no knives in this hypothetical scenario, the slavic girl has no interest in achmed or the african
>>218355137yes, blue cheese is pure heaven
Do you read The Bible, /brit/? God, just imagine that. A gif of Jules from Pulp Fiction with subtitles but instead of Brett it says /brit/. THAT would be something. GO fuck yourself.
>>218355159hrt?
why everyone being meanie to us for one guys bad post :>(
>>218355167and the staff just allow them to flood the place with their disturbed nonsensesounds familiar....
I might never get married but at least I can enjoy delicious food, fun posts with my friends and dressing how I feel comfortable.
>>218355213she came there with one planto change rorke
>>218355210mad how even those pitiful things will be taken from you
>>218355213Der Untergang des Westens: ein Videospiel
>>218355197*shoots you point-blank in the face*
brits acting like they don't have faggot, cuck and other schizo posters like mousey
You are never getting rid of us so you may as well accept it.
>>218355245*brains splatter out of the exit wound all over everyone in the thread behind me*
the pride of scotlandbaked fresh every daymade with 100% real butter
>>218355197they're just grumpy. it's their nature
Nice gaff and I will be there in a few minutes
bulb heads
playing league of legends so I amI'm the greatest player of all time x
>>218355197
Love my one month old. Fucking hate having no sleep schedule now though.>A newborn needs feeding and changing every 2-3 hours You forget that it can take an hour to get a baby back to sleep so you're running on an hour, plus some babies are more active at night like mine. Wifeberg said she'll do it but changed me me change the baby both times it needed it and feeding and I have now ended up in the living room with it whilst she sleeps peacefully.
>>218355348Made me change the baby both times* fucking hell
he’s back lads
>>218355348Would rather kill myself than have a baby. When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time missed her period so her mum made her get a pregnancy test, thankfully it was negative but she told me afterward that her mum would have got us a flat together if she was pregnant
>>218355348take comfort in the fact that in a few years, you'll be able to annoy the little brat as payback for nights like these
>>218355362normgroids really think movies are reality
>>218354160Crazy that there are 10 million people in this country whose entire identity is just "not being English"
>>218355411second coming of hitler?!
>>218355404I can see why my dad woke me up early when I was a teenager just to be a prick.
want to wear a compression shirt under my clothes to conceal the bit of gyno i have but it always shows through my light colored shirts and i feel like if anyone finds out they would banter me and call it a man bra i cant fork over thousands of dollars to look marginally better. just fuck my shit up.
>>218355411say what you will about Hitler but not many men can actually pull off a cape
>>218355348would love to have a kid, love spending time with my nieces and nephews dont have the money or circumstances for one though, and not surei could be a good father
>>218355445anyway, congrats ladis it a boy or a girl?
>>218355446I have a bit of gyno. they sell white compression shirts, you know
>>218355180so the implication is your response would be to pull out your gun and shoot him.why exactly do you consider yourself superior to darkies again?
>>218355348that's very sweet. good dad
>>218355451The fact you think you might not be one at least makes your self aware enough to become a good one. >>218355462A boy, thank god, I really wanted a boy. He is generally well behaved and never really cries. Just that 1 month old stage where they grow and grow. I can't wait when he's 3 months old and I might actually get to sleep a night through it's entirety
Brother mentioned absent mindedly that he would quite like to have his own family. Felt so sorry for him because he's so far from that ever being a realistic prospect
>>218355514I do my best to help out. I hate the idea of not being around my boy. Just love sleep though. I hate my day starting at 11am or 12 noon
>>218355515there's going to be teething at some point
>>218355551Man I didn't even think of that. Let's hope it's not too bad
probably too late to start watching another film
https://x.com/watchingspirals/status/2010174250301395276
Umm lads?
>>218355630ohhhh nooooo not the danish militaryyyy
Candle was pissing me off so i punched it while it was still lit and burnt the shit out of myself
>>218355630Mit der Danische Angriff wird alles in Ordnung kommen
bollockbergs are sore and screaming for release
>>218355690Can't hold a candle to that story mate
>>218355690What kind of candle you conniving nigga. Wait wait wait. Seriously Answer me this. What kind of candle? What kind of candle? Come on gang.
>>218355690ever do that thing where you lick your fingers and press them on the wick? i'm too scared to do that
>"Former Premier League goalkeeper Shay Given has "unreservedly" apologised for describing Wilfried Nancy's short time as Celtic manager as an "absolute Holocaust" live on BBC show Final Score“
>>218355723Pumpkin spice latte scent
Dudes that think refusing to make any sense is a personality
It is pretty fucked up how memes are used by the man. We gave them the keys to the kingdom and now they're in charge here too. Now did the man build the kingdom in the first place? Maybe.
>>218354160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7uoX03iep4
purchased a box of mince pies back during christmas. thought the insides were going to be meat but it was figs or some kind of fruit
>>218355848kys paedophile
>>218355848the raped
>>2183556512 nato countries killing each others soldiers would be very unsettling albeit
Just found out how British people pronounce "urinal"
>>218355651thing is, it's not just gonna be Denmark, it'll be NATO
>>218355630orange man is crazy enough to do itnot like the danish military will do much
six fighter jets painted in arctic camo just flew over my house...
>>218355928>it'll be NATOi actually doubt that. yeah it's in their doctrine but are they really going to fight a two front war against russia and usa? think about it
>>218355928oh noooo not NATOOOO
>>218355951Plot twist: Russia and NATO vs. the USA
would you move to Utah if you met an attractive blonde mormon bird and she insisted that you get “sealed in the temple” with her for eternity
going to get blown up defending a frozen wasteland from 200kg weaponised burgers
>>218355968we both know that will never happen
going to make anti-dane propaganda posters and put them all up over town
>>218355630realistically i think this probably ends with Rubio bringing down tensions and saying that a post-independence Greenland should be associated with the United Statesbut the fact that Euros are preparing for Big Tech sanctions is genuinely "shit's fucked" territory. i have to imagine they'll break with Trump big time if/when those actually take effect and it's gonna have disastrous consequences on the economy as a whole
>>218355917What do you call it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwoX_UotKGoThe Russian army arriving in Greenland after the Danes are besieged by the Muttish hordes.
>>218356016in the US it's the same word but we pronounce it "YER-en-ul"
so what are you lads planning to do if the draft actually comesme? already learning russian and training in black hat shit, gonna defect immediately
>>218356035> black hat shitwhat type of shit
>>218356035kms the second i get a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO7Urj_2MU0
>>218356047well an ordinary pentesting job if i can get onebut if i have the skills, maybe it will keep me out of the bogs if the russkies insist on putting me to work (and if it doesn't i'm out of ideas)>>218356059rip
>>218356032I call it a your-en-ul
>>218356065Step brother dihhh
>>218355917just looked it up, what the fuck
drawing up plans to invade my toilet with fat wet shit
>>218356068how do you train for something like that? tryhackme and those kind of sites? figured they were a joke
>>218356014
>>218356118>tryhackme and those kind of sites?more or less, but i try to consume lots of advanced videos and books on the relevant topics tooi'm kinda using cert training as a general guideline for the subjects i should be learning. i still wouldn't really consider myself 'intermediate' yet, but it makes the path clearer at least.
>>218356098not a fan of that one, eh?
>>218356196the raped
dont look back and cringe
If Jesus can forgive all our sins then you can forgive yourself
>>218356158what the heck
>>218356244just outer/int/ things
>>218356241
>>218356244Polish boys look like this
I embrace the outlaw life
>>218354160Celts are cucked by Big English Cock. Good riddance.
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s asshole as she rips a pungent pooter.
>>218356158No fucking lube Jesus Christ Not gay but I used one of these once and it sucked so I threw it out Little finger action on the bum puts everything into overdrive, don’t even have to keep doing it the whole time
>even when they're on our side they're still cuckpostingwe need a final solution to the yank question
Reminder it's the same shit and any difference you think exists is minimal at best or non existent at worst
>>218356340>not gay but I wanked my bum with a dildoYou’re gay.
>>218356346funny bait
>>218356340>not gay but I inserted a phallic object inside my anus to simulate anal sex
>>218356357Not bait it's real you retarded mick.
>>218356355>>218356361It’s a prostate toy you idiots Why must I be gay for using my whole reproductive system just because raped gays like dick in their ass
To be fair, my ex got me a prostate massager and made me use itIt wasn't that bad.
They make wine by stepping on grapes with their bare feet
>>218356373A man’s ass is not his reproductive system you shirtlifter.
It takes me so much energy to simply read a book nowadays I'm completely brain rotten
>>218356373>>218356383Didn't it get all pooey?
>>218356396Prostate is only reachable through the ass But like I said already I dont like anything in there I just use a finger to push on the prostate from the hole and activate it
>>218356394need a woman to make blood wine by stepping on me bollocks
>>218356404No lol
>>218356404Just wipe thoroughly and don’t have one in the chamber
>>218356407I tried a dildo and it was far too big. Maybe if it was a smaller one it would have worked. But I can't imagine anything giving the same level of control as a finger
Try to have a normal conversation on /brit/ challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
Received some news the other day
>>218356484did you see that ludicrous display last night
Can't ride a bike, can't whistle, can't read an anologue clock, can't tie shoelaces At some point you have to concede that it's my parents who failed me
>>218356542You failed yourself.
>>218356542Can get 3 of those ticked off in the next 5 minutes you lazy shite
>>218356542Bish bash bosh. One off the list.
I'm
>>218354318Just get your tonsils removed at this point
>>218356550>>218356579Self-taught autodidacts, are you? Just walked out of the womb while whistling a merry tune? >>218356589All gibberish to me
>>218356604If you know your 5 times table then you can read a clock
Feel like pure shit just want him back
How do we fix the NHS A&E?
>>218356624>>218356625Divine coincidence of posts
>>218356625Is the NHS that bad?
>>218356654Yh
>>218356654For planned procedures it's fine. For unexpected emergencies it's fucking shit.My nan had to wait at least 6 hours for a space in the hospital when she broke her ankle. Most of that waiting was at home because there weren't any ambulances available.
I'm incel
Eating a washing machine
Absolutely pissed out of my mind lol
this is the only crown i'll kneel to
the watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzbfnNfYFMY
>>218356816
>>218356158looks like menstrual blood, exactly like when you pee and wipe yourself
>>218356868an foid
>>218356542sounds like dyspraxia, except for the the clock part which might be dyslexia
>>218356624
Got really freaking nervous and scared to post after that one person implied they’re female
you all learning.russian lads?once the US invades greenland all bets are off
>>218356995>all bets are off that's why I'm learning Turkish iykyk
i'm in here poo posting all the time
>>218356995learning russian for when russia invades uk or learning russian for when trump invades the uk ajd we ally wiv russia?
>>218357058the formertrump has a soft spot for the UK but once it kicks off russia which is battle hardened will steamroll western europe
>>218357094Kinda hope that happens cause it's probably the only way normies would suffer
>>218357094he might have such a soft spot for us that he decides the uk government needs to be overthrown so it can be run properly
If we get drafted into ww3 I'll just be purposely useless and survive by doing nowt
>>218357094i mean russia cant even steamroll ukraine
>>218357152What if America pulls the plug on Europe though
rorke snitching on leftypol for fragging lt. tarquin
>>218356995Haven’t you read 1984? We’re going to keep you. We still love you even if you hate us
I'm not fighting for starmer btw, and this multicultural shitheapthey have absolutely reaped what they have sowed
>>218357152ukraine is the biggest army in europe, once that western backing collapses they are rkght in berlin again
*grabs the nearest britisher and cuddles with them until i fall asleep*
>>218357238And I’m Javert
something uniquely pathetic about 4am hitler posting
"You shall PASS... the gabagool" - Gandalfini
>>218357439it isn't next question
Good morning
new poem
>>218357561That is the STRAIGHTEST... let me finish... freehand underline I've EVER seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvCeuAoC2o
>>218357456Seethe on ath*ist
>>218357685Diego down under
>>218357671Nice feet, who is this qt.314?
its better to believe in god than any of the grim alternatives tbqh
>>218357878It's a no from me
Good morning fellow sex havers
>>218354160based
5 sleeps til Diego!
it is for she that I do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9u3HE0mqHM
might get out of bed soon. Feels like a good time to do so
>>218358067i need to send a text message but i think i'll go for a shower and make a coffee first
>>218358108cor
>>218358140looks like Ricky Gervais
Hello
Need to sniff her arse.
>>218358181bet it reeks
>>218358167Fuck off
>>218358199*checks flag*err, thinks it's you who should be doing the fucking off
>>218358211FOY
>>218358260You don't even know what that means
*sucks cock*
going for my poo
hoping that my enemies meet a painful, brutal demise
>>218358269List all the words you know
Not sure what to have for tea tonight actually
>>218358287chinky
Rape is an egregious crime and a terrible moral transgression.
>>218358311Vile slopMight make a curry
got the ASMR gf on
>>218358383>>218358383>>218358383
>>218354160What is the point in saying Bannau Brycheiniog if you’re just gonna say Snowdon and not Yr Wyddfa. Retarded.
